>What is this thread about?
We discuss about realistic heroes and superheroes or what would really be like super-powered beings in our world. They gotta be either realistic or realistically alienic and/or make sense in their world and in their logic.
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Frank Miller and Mark Millar are the only people I trust to make realistic superheroes.
Maybe even Nolan and Snyder
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I recall one of these comics being about an autist, possibly with oneitis. Which was it and what are the others?
For a realistic Superman I guess you can try to roll him back to the 1938 power levels.
That was the Batman one.
Realworlds Batman is a retarded kid who played Batman with a girl that pretended to be Robin. Many years later they meet again but she went a bad girl, and batboy is still this. Then the kid went and punch a boy that was hitting on the girl, he punch the boy too, all the city punch that rapist wo hitted the girl and the boy. The boy still want to be batman. End
Realworlds Superman is a journalist that in jail got a Superman's symbol tattoo in the chest. After he goes out of jail he send to jail the people who trick him.
Real Worlds Wonder Woman is an actress who helped a jewish man escaping nazis, then she took a machine gun and kill some nazis.
Real worlds Justice League is just Kick Ass 2
You know, the weird thing is that there was originally supposed to be a Realworlds Superman written by Harlan Ellison and Peter David, and drawn by Paul Ryan, but that never materialized for unknown reasons.
For now the most realistic Superman we ever had was the Zack Snyder's one. All the others are just inconsistent and out of realism loop.
>realistic gods of dc universe
I would just use the Ancient Astronauts.
Wonder Woman is the daughter of the king of these astronauts, Billy Batson got his powers by their incomprehensible science
This is real life Joker
This is real life Ras Al Ghul
This is real life Lex Luthor
Wonder Woman is the daughter of Ancient Astronauts (kryptonians? daxamites?) whose ships fallen in Greece. Some of these ancient astronauts mated with humans and created what we call demigods.
Diana is the daughter of the leader of the alien amazons, H'yphpol'yta, she got strenght superior to the Supermans and got vehicles of alien origins, her Kangaroo is an alien who is similiar to earth Kangaroos but look like an animal from James Cameron's Avatar
Just make it Brightburn but is a good guy
>Green Arrow
A veteran with ptsd that after he returning in his home town begin yo see how corrupted his city turned into. He paints his military suit green, walks out onto the streets holding an Arrow and Bow, and shoots the first criminals he sees. He is promptly apprehended and incarcerated for murder, as his attention-grabbing costuming choice made him fairly easy to spot during his post-shooting spree getaway.
Oliver serves five consecutive life sentences without possibility for parole. He is briefly considered a vigilante hero during the Reagan era, when New York crime becomes a hot-button issue, but after Giuliani's term he fades into obscurity. He turned into a folks hero and a kid call himself Speedy and start to be the real vigilante Oliver Queen wasn't
>X-men
Since mutation happens at a chromosomal level in small, random increments over countless generations, Professor X's mutant school is populated less by telekinetic fire-throwing demi-gods and more likely by one kid with a slight bump on her back that, after a few hundred thousand years and with the help of Professor X's well-funded breeding program, blossoms into a non-working bat-wing. Professor X's successor happily sends his mutant out into the world to fight crime and battle prejudice. She is promptly shot attempting to stop a bank robbery by flapping her little bat-wing.
>Hulk
A gamma bomb specifically designed to spread radioactive material with the intent to beat the russian in cold war is tested in a Nevada's desert.
A half hour after detonation, it then turns Bruce Banner and the populations of all nearby towns downwind of the blast site into towering green monsters. Since they are fueled by rage, and since getting transformed into a green mutant would make anyone irritable, they commence rampaging throughout North America, triggering the first Mutant War. The Russians make the best of America's confusion by taking over the USA
I heard it was aborted by DC comics because it was the time of unrealistic superheroes for marvel and dc.
Then Christopher Nolan and Mark Millar started their revolution of realism fetish
>Gorilla Grodd
Is a simple gorilla who believe to be the reincarnation of our God Harambe
They're our Captains America
Thor can be a delusional man that believe to be Thor.
Someone tell me how to make the Silencer works in real life? Something like a mercenary with a machine that block sounds?
There is a real life equivalent of the Suicide Squad?
Greta Thunberg is the real life version of that eco-terrorist of Poison Ivy
How can Captain Boomerang works in real life?
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Could Dr Manhattan really work?