Does the fortress of solitude have porn?
Does the fortress of solitude have porn?
All of Krypton's porn. In order for it not to be forgotten Superman is determined to watch all of it at least once.
Superman doesnt watch porn.
He needs to, the preservation of his heretage is at stake!
Superman doesn't need porn, he could easily rape someone and no one would believe them.
Nah.
Someone would believe him.
Superman's smut collection is curated by sentient program named Porniac.
What if it was the Joker?
This may sound autistic but I hardly believe Superman keeps Alcohol in his own base of operations
There is a jack kirby superman story about a planet of people who only watched porn. The planet had horns to show.it was evil
If you think about it, Brainiac probably has the largest collection of porn archived from the worlds he destroyed.
He can drink if he wants, he just doesn't go crazy like many others
Can he even get drunk? His weird biology shouldn't allow him to.
literally just had an issue showing some of Supes' interstellar liquor collection.
You say that but if they got a fair amount of people to claim they got raped by Superman people would start to believe it.
The one where Lois and Catwoman drink it all? That was just a nightmare Batman was having, it could still be true in theory.
No, he only watches Lois and her son sleeping! with his X-ray vision
Superman doesnt need porn. He can give himself multiple orgasms and stimulate his prostate just with his mind.
His species didn't procreate normally for thousands of years. They probably bred out orgasms a long time ago.
A true hero, one stroke at a time.