What would you guys do to help make the Chum Bucket a sucess?
I would renovate the interior and menu completely. Seats and tables are wooden and padded. And food is a buffet style with all cultures and styles. With a carry out togo deal.
I would also through in a bar for adults and add TV's around the eating area.
they sell chum but really its opium
Stop selling chum
Sales will be up 5000%
A 5000% increase from 0 is still 0.
How about "Mouth Full of Clams" day? Everyone who shows up with a mouthful of clams gets a free drink!
I would allow Fish to use Plankton as a fleshlight.
Actually, fuck the day part and boom. The clam bucket. Clam bowls, clam spoons, calm soup, clam patties, soft clam shell burgers, clam salad, clam sake, clam supers (a clam shell full of shellfish), clam jerky, clam shakes, etc ect. Change the bucket to a have clams on top, use every shade of grey as a paint skim, chairs that open and close. Genius.
Maybe he should sell meth?
Don't bother sitting down, because you'll just stand up when you see this!
Steal the other recipes off the Krusty Krab menu and sell it cheaper. For example, the Salt Sea dog make it a Dollar. Krabs would NEVER try to match you and you'd take his business away off his other items.
>salty sauce
>sailor’s surprise
>golden loaf
>Steal the other recipes off the Krusty Krab menu
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK PLANKTON HAS BEEN TRYING TO DO?
What I mean is NOT FOCUS ON THE KRABBY PATTY.
Move his restaurant to America. Well eat anything here.
>triple cheeseburger combo for under $5
Assuming the KK hasn't been hit by inflation nowadays, that's a steal. I thought Krabs was supposed to be a tightwad?
What's the conversion rate for Sea Dollars?
I'd drop the fast food gimmick entirely and turn it into a tech store, that's clearly what he's good at
IT TASTES LIKE SHIT
YOU DON'T NEED THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA
YOU NEED A GODDAMN MIRACLE TO SAVE THIS PLACE
MORE LIKE PISS BUCKET
Actually, it's Sand Dollars.
Couldn't he just sell some inventions?
Yes. But he is a food man.