It's like a flying magic carpet here!
It's like a flying magic carpet here!
Nathan Cruz
Nicholas James
Depending on how much of that was true before the robot attack I do feel bad for Carl growing up.
Jace Gutierrez
At the very least, he ate it, since he remembers it
Levi Moore
Based Carl eating carpet at eight years old. At that age i still believed girls had peepees like boys
Dylan Perez
Don't get too attached to that carpet there, Alladin. Pretty soon that's gonna be breakfast.
Luis Jones
He wasn't too shocked to see his 8-year-old self balding, so I assume that part is true.
Luke Torres
You can't eat carpet...silly daddy
Adrian Murphy
No, of course you can't like that. You gotta boil it, 'til the glue gets soft, you know?
Leo Edwards
I DON'T WANNA MAKE ENDS MEET
Colton Wood
Now put this mask on we got to get to work in an hour
Ian Evans
DO WHAT NOW
Luis Baker
>Mfw I know a guy who is 18 and he is getting bald already
Joseph Cruz
MY NAME IS!...
Grayson James
STEVEN!
William Butler
SHAKE ZULA, THE MIC RULA, THE OLD SCHOOLAH. YOU WANNA TRIP, I'LL BRING IT TO YA
Matthew Jones
"Hey Pearl-man we gonna freakin' save the world from Homeworld or somethin'?"
Aiden Jones
Does he work with chemicals? That happened to my dad.
Levi Reyes
He studies linguistics.
Easton Cox
I DON WANNA MAKE ENDS MEET
Kevin Martin
>ay yo rock dykes i got some news for you
>iiiiiiiiiiii'm steven
>and don't you ever forget it
>now which one of you ladies needs to be converted because i got a condom with one or two of your names on it
>three's kind of pushing it but i got pills for that
Aiden Price
I had to pull a lot of strings to hire an eight year old!
Nathaniel Nguyen
Based dad.
Xavier Watson
Will we ever get more of Carl in the future? He was the best character from ATHF.
Bentley Walker
Post your Carls.
Justin Green
It was gonna be magic flying dinner, not breakfast
Michael Campbell
Fuck, why was Carl the realest character in Aqua Teens?
Ryder Ramirez
Austin Kelly
He did leave his porno to Carl. Carl loved the money shots.
Brandon Sanchez
Is he either beanfolk or asian?
Noah Collins
Plus there was the alternate universe version of himself where he was a decent guy, had a job, wife and kids and hair and he had him shave it all off.
Brody Campbell
That other guy was a Total tool
'sides he looks better like that, without hair, more rocker style
Ryder Cooper
>beanfolk
What? He is latino.
Dominic Peterson
full blown Mexican or Chicano?
Tortilla soft or crunchy, big questions
Tyler Anderson
Adrian Taylor
Julian Hernandez
Where was his mom in this?
Adrian Nelson
Gives new meaning to "I Wanna Rock Your Body (To The Break Of Dawn)."
Daniel James
Shit man, I started getting Vegeta forehead when I was 14. I've got half my hairline now and I'm 24
Leo Miller
I miss this show so god damn much, there's just nothing else with this kinda comedy.
Christopher Harris
Christian Walker
>hehehe, YEAH! Eating carpet at eight years old, oh man, you just gotta get it hot and wet if you know what I mean! Daddy, why did you hate me so much...
William Hill
FRYLOCK AND I'M ON TOP. ROCK YOU LIKE A COP. MEATWAD, YOU'RE NEXT WITH THE KNOCK KNOCK.
Chase Murphy
I'm thinking the closest thing is either Squidbillies or Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell.
Adrian Cruz
Yo fryman Its telling me to click on all the fire hydrants
David Cox
Poor Carl. His life is nothing but pain and misery and getting killed and raped and molested and tortured and crabs.
Alexander Wright
MEATWAD GETS THE MONEY, SEE. MEATWAD GETS THE HONEY, G. DRIVIN MY CAR, LIVIN LIKE A STAR, ICE ON MY FINGERS AND MY TOES, AND IM A TAURUS.
Aaron Gonzalez
He is from the south, I should have wrote andean.
Ayden Mitchell
WHAT?
Julian Cruz
>Yo Waluigi
Oliver Mitchell
COME ON GOOGLE, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY ROCKS OFF 'ERE?! I ain't friggin paying for no Yea Forums pass.
Adrian Brooks
Michael Reed
Jose Powell
Carpet? No, no... It's Berber. That's an industry term.
Brayden Perez
Ironically, this was probably one of the happiest episodes for him since he sells his crappy house to Danzig for a million dollars and since we aren't shown him dying horribly or anything we can assume he probably got the fuck out of there.
Michael James
YARE YARE, FRYMAN
Hudson Hughes
>tfw 30 and no balding whatsoever yet
I know my days are numbered but still feels good right now.
Blake Johnson
Summon the friggin' Elector Counts. Or don't.
I don't care.
Mason Scott
He may want to check for heavy metal poisoning.
Jonathan Taylor
Bentley Young
Liam Brown
Hudson Price
Jonathan Baker
Never know, my old man was in his 60s before he died, and yet he never even got a widow's peak. Just depends on your genes and all that shit.
John Smith
Alladin came out in 1992. How old is Carl supposed to be?
Jason Clark
People knew about the story before then, Disney didn't invent it.
Hunter Edwards
You are aware that market carpets were a thing long before Aladdin, right?
Dylan Hall
Robert Morris
Cameron Cox
Ayden White
>Hey Fryman, remember that time my car got crushed by a giant robot rabbit?
Michael King
>tfw high-ish hairline but no sign of receding yet, hair still thick
>tfw my mom has amazing hair and so did my grandpa before he died
>tfw my dad is balding like hell, big widow's peak and hair thinner than an Auschwitz escapee's waistline but his dad still has good hair in his old age
I walk a dangerous line
Parker Barnes
CUZ WE ARE THE AQUA TEENS, MAKE THE HOMIES SAY HO AND THE GIRLIES WANNA SCREAM.
James King
Jonathan Ross
It's been too long since I've seen Carl's.
Gabriel Adams
How much better would the show be if you had this tough-talkin' guy being Steven's dad?
Carter Gutierrez
Literally anything I can think of could make the show better.
Eli White
Same here user. Just go Nappa
Andrew Roberts
Nappa you say?
Nolan Butler
Carl's what?
Noah Mitchell
Sorry, I shouldn't have included the apostrophe, or I should have said "Carl's template".
Nicholas Rivera
Wait, at the start of the flashback he says "OH BOY OH BOY I HOPE THIS IS A NEW MOMMY", but Carl has a mom that appears several times.
Did she win custody over him at some point?
Aaron Ramirez
Dominic Butler
No you don’t it’s genetics based on your moms side of the family, look at the oldermales on her side that’s how you’ll know.