This absolute CHAD has a cute goth gf and YOU DON'T. what on earth are you doing with your life??

this absolute CHAD has a cute goth gf and YOU DON'T. what on earth are you doing with your life??

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I would like to fuck the platypus.

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Because I am attracted to queen bee's and spoiled brats with high incomes and I know damn fucking well Phineas and Ferb have ZERO characters that fit that description

Candace is shit tier for that reason alone

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Vanessa's dad could probably build a Wonderbreadsandwichinator you know.

Why are you humoring him?

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Get that fucking loser Doofenshmirtz as far away for my love for Queen Bee's as possible let him play around with Perry the Platipus I have no interest in him

I haven't watched much of Milo Murphy's Law but there has to be at least one character that fits the description I am looking for in that show compared to Phineas and Ferb despite Phineas and Ferb being debatably the superior product

>loser
You better eat that slander right back up, you fuck.

Have you seen this kid when he grew up?

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I wonder what would have happened if, instead of Ferb and Vanessa, the show had Isabella falling in love with an older guy.

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