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>Best argument against Ariel being blackwashed is that princesses like Tiana from Princess and the Frog being whitewashed would get backlash
>Counterargument is that Tiana is black and Ariel has no established race or nationality and is just a fish
>Disney indirectly refutes this by confirming that Ariel is Danish and comparing her to humans
???
Is Disney retarded?
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Simple solution would be to set it in the Caribbean, have Ariel's mother be a black former slave and her managing to go from human to mermaid to be with King Triton is a plot point.
It's intentional. They make moves to create press and distract from how this whole live action remake thing is a scam to further bypass copyright law.
Dont watch those fucking remake so they stop making them
>they stop making them
My wild guess is that they'll keep making them, flops or not,just so they can have a mountain of almost brand new exclusive content on Disney+
no they're just doing this to make people forget about real problems
Even if literally not one single person across every *chan on the internet went to see the movie, it would not make a single dent in the movie's income and even if it did, Disney would still win here because they successfully renewed the copyright in the process.
It hurts, man.
That's not how it works, by creating this they create a new version of Ariel who happens to be black, so that means they can use white Ariel and black Ariel and no one else can.
Keep in mind: the original mermaid in the public domain story was NEVER named Ariel. That's a very specific thing that Disney added along with a lot of other stuff.
>confirming that Ariel is Danish
Okay? Are you saying there are no black Danes?
Ariel's appearance is based on Danish culture, the majority of which is white, which is why she is white. So, why isn't she white?
NO, because they know it will make them MONEY!!!
She even looks like a fucking fish lmao
>Are you saying there are no black Danes?
Is a mouse born in a barn a horse?
I sure hope this is bait
Isn't Halle Berry ancient? Why is she playing a teenager?
It's to make up for making Jasmine more light skin than her actual character.
>a scam to further bypass copyright law.
It bypasses nothing. The source material is public domain, and the old animated movies will pass into public domain as well, no matter what Disney does short of actually lobbying for an extension. The most they can hope for is to have these movies copyrighted to continue the "Princess" line with live-action princesses they still have exclusive copyright access to, but the old animated versions will still be available for anyone to use. The movies can be copied and resold, the designs can be used for birthday cakes or dresses, unofficial merchandise can still be legally made. These new movies won't change that.
Race washing is racist regardless of which way it occurs, change my mind!
Racism is the belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities, and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a specific race, or it's prejudice or antagonism directed at another race based on the idea that yours is superior. Unless the casting change is predicated on that idea, that somehow the race that the character has been changed to is superior, and thus an improvement, it makes no sense to call it racist. Freeform's comments contradict that idea, suggesting instead that Halle Bailey was chosen for her specific individual talents, not a racial preference: "The incredible, sensational, talented Halle Bailey" and that race is not an important determinant at all "Danish mermaids can be black because Danish *people* can be black."
>"Danish mermaids can be black because Danish *people* can be black."
This is fine but imagine using this argument for a white Black Panther.
I never did get that. If they want black princesses theres plenty of southern stories to tell like they did with Frog Princess or whatever that was called. Or there's countless tales from Africa ready to be used.
Halle Bailey not Halle Berry
Eat the multi-billion dollar corporate slop and pretend it's social justice, you weirdos.
The only people who care that Ariel is black are right wing incels. No one else cares.
Copyrights last for 70 years, so the copyright to the original Disney Little Mermaid will expire in 2059. Why the fuck would they be trying to "renew" the copyright 40 years in advance?
At this point, I'm just gonna swallow the blue pill for a better life. I know it's bad but I don't want this suffering anymore
How does a cartoon character having a different ethnicity cause "suffering" to you in any way?
Plus on top of that Disney's Little Mermaid doesn't even go PD until 2084.
No, Disney's Little Mermaid was released in 1989. For work-for-hire stuff made after January 1, 1978, the term is 95 years from publication date. That means Disney's version of Little Mermaid will be PD in 2084.
Other than that, you're right, there's no real reason to think the live-action one is an attempt to "renew" the copyright that far in advance. At most it just means they have another variation to fall back on.
I see, thanks for the info
He's autistic.
How does the word "nigger"?
Ur right, Disney invented child molesters.
But Ariel stops being a fish 30 minutes into the movie. And Tiana turns into a frog 30 minutes into the movie. I'm so confused.
>But it also prompted the hashtag #NotMyAriel
That was a PRO-Ariel casting hashtag you fucking retarded journalist. It was being used to mock and attack people who were against the casting.
Literally just clicking on it would have showed them this. That's like saying that "Straight Pride Parade" was trending on twitter so therefore Twitter must love the parade.
>black girl, sacrificing all her fish/ocean heritage going after white dick.
you know what?, go for it, i will love to see SJW going wild with this.
Current copyright laws are an abomination. The term for corporate copyright should have never extended beyond 50 years, let alone the 95 it is now. They were already on the wrong track when they extended it to 75, in fucking 1976, they didn't need to extend it again. How did the bought-off politicians even try to sell this idea to the average voter, that's what I want to know. Or did they just sneak the law through while bringing as little attention to it as possible?
I will...right after I watch Mulan. Sorry but it actually looks good and unlike the others is more of a new movie closer to the poem then a 1-1 remake
It's the Mouse, they've artificially lengthened copyright for Mickey 30 years past due date already
they're the definition of a monopoly that needs to be broken up
politicians only need to account to voters 5 months before elections
nobody cares enough about copyright law to make a stink about it if it isn't around election time
so they take their bribes and pass their laws and we're one step closer to making the USA officially a corporate oligarchy
Did y’all forget about black Cinderella too?
>GOD I HATE THESE SOULESS LIVE ACTION CASH GRABS. THEY DON'T EVEN CHANGE ANYTHING TO MAKE THEM INTERESTING.
Disney changes some stuff
>WHY THE FUCK DID DISNEY CHANGE ANYTHING?????
Which one, there are like 80 Cinderella's of color
has it ever occurred to you that part of the problem is the race-swapped movies are still soulless cash grabs that don't change anything noteworthy to the story or setting or character motivations?
And that the race-change is nothing but a cheap trick to draw in movie-goers without actually having to put effort into their movies?
I know, but then think about this, race swapping someone like Ariel cause all sorts of unintended problems. I can already see the hipster vlogger talking about how Ariel is a white fantasy about black people wanting to be like them. Kinda like how King Louie's "Wanna be like you" song is treated today
Same shit.
A bunch of black kids will drown because this movie will make them think that they can live under the sea.
>flops or not
This.
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How many perverts drowned thinking a red-headed 14 year old was gonna save them?
Mermaids aren't real and can be portrayed as looking however the people writing the story want
True, but this one in particular was already established as a ginger decades ago
The extension was passed in 1998 (preventing 1923 stuff from going PD in 1999), and there wasn't enough of an opposing group to stop it (the internet was around, but it didn't get mobilized as easy as today). Back then the general public wasn't aware of the public domain or didn't care enough about it.
Example: On one of the newsgroups (I can't find it now) someone back in the 90's was pointing out that the original Blue Beetle from the Golden Age was public domain. Most people basically scoffed at him. By probably 2008, people started believing that the old Fox Comics Blue Beetle comics were public domain. By the 2010's people accept that the Golden Age Blue Beetle is PD but now debating if the Charlton Ted Kord is PD.
Nowadays the studios seem to either be mostly leaving it alone (which is why 1923 stuff went PD this year) or may be trying to find a way to hold onto stuff while the originals go PD.
>The extension was passed in 1998 (preventing 1923 stuff from going PD in 1999),
Yeah, the one after the '76 one I mentioned. The '98 one extended the term AGAIN to 95 years. I'm saying they were already going to far with the Copyright Act of 1976. I emphasize that one to show just how long the system has been fucked, IMO.
They're two different people
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>Are you saying there are no black Danes?
Yes. Just because a rat is born in a pigpen doesn't make it a pig.
>Simple solution would be
not to make it
Ariel looks good as a delicious brown. That being said, I'm going to now hide this thread just like the dozens that do nothing but complain about a movie you shouldn't be watching in the first place for reasons outside of casting such as it existing in the first place.
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>our allies hate it
bros...
I like how people want to say "mermaids are fictional and aren't a specific color, so Ariel can be black!" Then imagine if Disney decided to try a live action of Atlantis, and turn Kida into a white Atlantis princess. You bet your ass that the same people laughing and pointing out others for being mad at Ariel being black, would just be just as outraged for seeing Kida "whitewashed".
But remember, Atlantis is a fictional city and its people can be any color!
No, you Timmy, what he is trying to convey is that disney is using the blackwashing as a decoy to distract journos and people from their cases of child abuse.
Damn, Timmy why do i have to explain everything to you?
What is it with incels and complaining about pointless platitudes?
>ad hom & no argument
incel pls
I don't see you denying it.
A-ha! Remember, if you don't see this movie that means you're racist!
>I can already see the hipster vlogger talking about how Ariel is a white fantasy about black people wanting to be like them
>Tfw I was unironically worried about this
I mean, that's a legitimate concern, right? Has nobody actually thought about how bad that sounds? Like, the Little Mermaid doesn't end with her realizing her underwater society was pretty great after all and she should appreciate it and be proud of her natural fish person features, she gets to keep her legs and be with her white boy bae up topside. Unless I'm misremembering a lot and I very well could be. And I don't know the first thing about the dumb direct-to-video sequels.
Some say they are doing it to be woke, and come off as progressive. Some say Disney is doing it for the free press like this thread. Some say Disney is trying to make up for The Princess Frog since the black princess spent half the movie as a bloody frog, and not as a human. Some say Hollywood hates gingers with a passion because they are the whitest white people on earth. Some say the new future middle class will be black people and Disney is attempting to keep their characters relevant in the future?
Some wanna argue that Disney's 1989 version of Hans Christian Andersen's story took place in the Caribbean, it has a bunch of Caribbean songs so therefore the characters should be black?? Some say mermaids aren't real so they can be whatever race Disney wants them to be, HOWEVER in reality if mermaids were real it would be impossible for them to be black because mermaids live deep under the sea where it's very dark, and therefore their skin wouldn't get much sunlight which would make their skin color borderline albino white.
Me personally I just wanted to see a high budget live action movie of the Little Mermaid with a girl that looked like the cartoon. We've all been cheated.
>image very relate.
You can add this black dudes thoughts to the list of guys who get it.
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I would think that a black person wouldn't appreciate sloppy seconds. Blackwashing a character really isn't anything to be celebrated. Making interesting original black characters is what they should be doing if they give a shit about representation or what ever, but all these hand me downs are condescending.
Do you think they plan on making an underwater wakanda?
>let alone the 95 it is now.
It's a lot longer than 94 years for corporations now, user.
This video will explain everything.
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You're a fucking idiot.
Is it that sinister to simply want appropriate casting that's faithful to the source material?
>STILL no static shock movie or Cyborg/Storm solo movie
At least we got Miles and multiple live action Cyborgs adapted.
What it comes down to is that actually coming up with NEW black characters is really hard and if they fuck it up everyone will hate them or ignore them, like with Princess Frog. If they just swap over the races of an existing property, you piss off a bunch of manbabies who wouldn't have gone to see it legally anyway, and you gain good PR by being on the moral high ground, even if it's in comparison to a bunch of racist goobers.
But I don't think they're firing on all cylinders here. If they're going with the Mermaid being Caribbean here, that adds some REALLY weird context to her falling in love with what one can only presume is some colonialist prince. Making race a thing here makes things really weird - the whole fucking story is about the main character wanting to change her race and throw away everything to be with her teen crush. And the story ends with that working out for her! Am I crazy for thinking that's kind of fucked up?
Pic. Unless you mean an actual undersea africanized locale, then who knows.
>moral high ground
I think you might be the only manbaby around here.
Is it...a nigger joke?
>Ariel looks good as a delicious brown.
I'm not exited and here's why. Disney has kinda dug themselves into a hole by making Ariel a black girl, and they only have two options at this point. They can go down the 1997 Brandy as Cinderella route where they cast a multicultural cast, which would mean Black Ariel would marry a white boy prince. That's sure to piss some black groups off. The only other option they have is to make the WHOLE cast black. That option will forever label this new remake as Black little Mermaid, and that's how it will be remembered by future generations just like most people call the 2014 Annie remake "Black Annie". It will be forgotten just as the black Wizard of Oz aka "The Wiz" has been forgotten by time.
fixed that image for you OP
Dman it now they're too far apart.
How does blindcasting equal casting a white Eric, when you literally posted 1997 Cinderella that had a Filipino Prince Charming?
Blind casting means just that, so he’s just as likely to be cast as any race?
Was not thinking on litteraly undersea africa, but Neptune being black, and all merpeople as well.
Man, Cyborg deserves better CGI than those movies were willing to put into him. Like shit, you could do better with practical mirror fuckery. Any time you try to just slap a face on moving CGI metal it looks uncanny as all fuck.
Is that a non-rhetorical question?
I don't give a shit about TLM, but look at this shit:
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We could have had a Mouseguard movie, but Disney killed it when they bought FOX because it was "too financially risky".
I like how Marvel invented the idea of magical hidden civilizations! Truly they are THE House of Ideas!
How long until they make Snow White not-white?
That's the joke
>Thinks Disney will allow the new live action Ariel to swim around in a bra.
You best believe they will cover her ass up with a shirt or some crap. The new feminist who have taken over Disney now wouldn't even allow live action Jasmine to show her midriff.
Man, we should just let bollywood do a disney movie.
>The new feminist who have taken over Disney now
For Jasmine at least it made sense. She would get raped 24/7 otherwise.
Seems more like dyslexia joke to me
That is so fucking stupid. Willing to bet whoever made this decision never had a tummy they wasn't to share with the world so more beautiful women shouldn't want to do that either.
It's both. Also look at the keyboard.
This is what offends me. It's fine if you want to re-cast people in your adaptations but you better make damn sure that they're aesthetic enough to make up the difference so no one REALLY cares too much.
>It will be forgotten just as the black Wizard of Oz aka "The Wiz" has been forgotten by time
user
The Wiz is still popular and you're crazy if you think the Rodger's/Hammerstein movie was
1. bad
2. not a cult classic
3. casted for reasons other than because Brandy was a popular singer at the time
I feel like not enough of you watched Happily Ever After as kids. It gave us perfectly good raceswaps of fairy tales. Why is this any different?
And it’s not like the old Ariel is being taken away and deleted from your memory for ever. You can just watch the old movie whenever you want. She’ll still be white in 90% of merch. She’ll still be white in the theme parks.
I actually thought that those were the originals for a while
I would wait until we see the rest of the casting, if they arent stupid the prince will be black too. If they dont, yeah, The Disney version has this weird anti-family/heritage aspect that would look pretty bad if Ariel is black and the prince is white.
I remember the tv series actually made me hate the movies cause Ariel there loved her family and friends but abdonded them all for a cute guy in the movie then in the second movie built a fucking wall to seperate herself from the sea.
>I would wait until we see the rest of the casting, if they arent stupid the prince will be black too. If they dont, yeah, The Disney version has this weird anti-family/heritage aspect that would look pretty bad if Ariel is black and the prince is white.
The prince is apparently gonna be Harry Styles
Nope noticed how everyone is talking about it?
There is a netflix The Little Mermaid coming out next month where she's white too.
Or just don't shit all over white culture and white people at every opportunity, maybe?
have sex
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Man I wish I could be an Entertainment Executive, paid millions of dollars to make dumb as fuck decisions.
I'd fuck Black Ariel.
Just look at those fish lips. The head game must be MAD.
I'd harpoon that fish pussy too. She's naturally wet, too.
nice ad hominem
Typical though, SJW's can't even defend their beloved BBC with reasoning.
more than you incel.
>BBC
>Big Black Carp
>white culture
White dude here, what the fuck is white culture?
Like I can get American or European, but whenever someone says White Culture I'm drawing a blank.
who is the cosplayer?
You know, man, white culture. You know. Right? White culture.
>4 threads
>A movie about a fictional race of fish people
>BUT IT'S A DANISH STORY!!!!!!
>Yeah, but Ariel is a fish person, not a danish person
>Who cares if she's black?
At least this girl can sing, but who knows how good of an actress she'll be.
Now if only Disney will pull the trigger on Ursula and make her an actual fucking drag queen
>White Culture
also known as civilization
Assuming you're burger american,
What language are you speaking?
What kind of religious values were made into constitution that gives you freedom and foundation?
The modern medicine, science, clean water, technological innovations, classical music etc.... The fact is, when people say "white culture", it's now made as a derogatory term to undermine the different European ethnic contributions to this country.
What? She's a fucking mermaid, her skin color has absolutely no impact on the story. I'd understand if they did this to Snow White but otherwise, it's not a big deal (other than to stir controversy for the monies).
I used to not caret, but then I noticed that "race doesn't matter" only when it's a white character who's changed. Even a character like Iron Fist (where his being white is actually important to the story) isn't safe from calls for racebending. Fuck the culture war and fuck America's retarded views on race.
Is sebastian going to be CG?
Are they removing him? What about flounder?
If they don't remove them, they'll look uncanny as fuck in CGI. If they do, they'd be removing a couple iconic songs, unless they find another way to put em in.
>What kind of religious values were made into constitution that gives you freedom and foundation?
The mention of "god" in the constitution refers to the masonic concept of god.
>This literally got deleted
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what the fuck? Sure is tumblr around here
>Seven vaganias
>Why is this any different?
Because this isn't a retelling of the classic fairy tale to a wider audience, it's a pandering cashgrab of the original Disney musical film.
No, but it is sad and a little pathetic that you care so much about whose being Ariel in a shameless cash-grab of an already good animated movie. The most you can do is JUST NOT WATCH IT.
>He doesn't know his own culture.
Are you serious are you being retarded?
Had to go to the archives to see what it was. Someone (hopefully a troll, and not tumber) reported the Shiiit Ariel meme sitting on top of a large watermelon, and it got deleted?
>"I am not interested and dislike Disney live action remakes."
>"You are a racist."
This is not an exaggeration. It's not a strawman. I have been called racist for showing disinterest in live action disney remakes, and several people have insisted that there is no criticism or reason to dislike this other than racism.
How do you know what enitire group of people want?
Let me guess you gonna post some ant Sjw black guys from youtube thinking that validates your argument
>The extension was passed in 1998 (preventing 1923 stuff from going PD in 1999), and there wasn't enough of an opposing group to stop it (the internet was around, but it didn't get mobilized as easy as today)
I agree and pity that was the case. Today we could break the Mouse over a rock but it wasn't possible at that early stage.
Ever seen something so fake and insincere, but people eat it up like morons?
It's something that is an obvious pander, forcing a political agenda, and then, programming the audience you're targeting to shame anyone who dislikes blackwashing.
The sad reality is, people are being called racists for simply wanting an accurate portrayal of something they cherished.
They're actually being more accurate to the source material if anything
This is my favorite variant so far
>belly
Nice
They casted a black person
What political agenda are they trying to force?
So all you have is an anecdote you can substantiate?
It's pretty obvious disney does this shit because it gets a shittonne of free marketing. Just look at Yea Forums on the day when this was first announced. Article after article about it too. They're probably gonna walk outta this making their money back on the film.
Why do you just assume that everyone who's not on board with every distraction Hollywood spits out is white or a "Right wing Nazi". Are you a troll, a hardcore paid sjw, or just that blind to reality?
>Implying I'm italian
Eyyyyy look at this gabaganush
Hey to be fair Tilda Swanson could play a fat black man and nobody would even know the difference without being told.
if you genuinely care about ariel being black then you desperately need to swallow cyanide
nigga are you blind its been happening in the last three threads.
Greek is white now.
All your outrage does is garentee they'll do it again its just free advertisement contraversy sells.
Alright fine let me a chink help you discover your own culture that you've discarded.
I'm doing this because as a victim of the cultural revolution i understand how important culture is.
What ethnicity are you?
do you not know who painted this?
>look they are pedooooooooooos
Where do you think you are?
Not who you're replying to but
>What political agenda are they trying to force?
There's plenty of answers to this, albeit yes some are more extreme than others, but answers nonetheless
>race is interchangeable
>white/european culture doesn't exist (because it is now shared with blacks)
>white people don't matter because they're replaceable (with black people)
>white people aren't that unique or special as non-white people (this one especially has to do with gingers, they're the most unique looking people on the planet)
>fantasy (and history) of white culture/people is/was diverse
Blackwashing, and manipulating historical media for the sake of forcing diversity.
Diversity can be good. But forcing diversity is not good, and incredibly counterproductive for a functioning society.
Best schools are in Finland. Lowest crime and Happiest countries are denmark, norway, netherlands, etc.
See a pattern? Fuck forcing diversity.
I'm blue dabudeedabudie
>See a pattern
Clearly we all need to become muppet chefs.
The best schools are in Finland because there's absolutely NOTHING to do in Finland and nowhere to get into trouble. When the options are walking six miles to shoplift somewhere and studying, you either study or build up some fucking stamina.
Finland isn't white
>Lowest crime and Happiest countries are denmark, norway, netherlands, etc.
what about Japan
Fine with your hatred for italians im going to assume you're irish.
Look he's even wearing blue woad.
This is a really dumb thread. Post those comics where Megara from Hercules keeps hitting on Ariel's daughter.
>Forgetting about their Scandavian Brother Sweden
Been to Finland. The people there are mostly pale white.
Doesn't mean they reject diversity, though. Helsinki has a decent population of black and Arabs.
>They're actually being more accurate
2/10 bait m8
>Belly dance, also referred to as Arabic dance (Arabic: رقص شرقي, translit. Raqs sharqi, literally: "oriental dancing"), is an Arabic expressive dance
>can't show Jasmines midriff because nu-Jasmine needs to be portrayed as a non-sexual strong feminist character
The fucking early 90s cartoon was more accurate than the live action remake.
Oh, and they actually had a few woman showing off their midriffs in multiple scenes proving that Disney does not give a FUCK about being "sensitive" to the muslim community, so don't give me that crap about them doing it to be respectful to muslims.
>image very related
They just didn't want Jasmine looking sexy for fear that it would take away from her new forced feminist fueled message, and cringy feminist song "Speechless".
Disney doesn't care about Muslims, and they don't care about blacks. They just care about getting their political views out there, and making money while doing it.
Its a joke newfag, they're Mongolians
I just wanna know why it's always redheads
>tfw pic does not contain ponies
Because Gingers are less than 2% of the demographic, they can be sacrificed to win 13% of the population its simple math
In the original, she's the daughter of a Greek ocean god. It would be a lot easier to change him to an African ocean god than to add some convoluted plot about slavery.
user, since you're a chink I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and give you an honest answer. My family's been in america since near the start. I had an ancestor who killed blackbeard. We used to own a castle. We pissed it the fuck away in a drunken gambling match.
We're all kinds of shit, to the point where it doesn't fucking matter. Half my family is trailer park folk who at the moment are mostly crammed into the same big house because half of them have medical issues which make it hard for them to even do work (one lost a leg to diabetes, another has MS or fucking leukemia or something). The other half is my one uncle and aunt who are nice but so rich they don't really get the sort of things we have to go through, and my grandparents are self-made entrepreneurs who think they shouldn't have to pay taxes, but keep spending any inheritance they would have left on my schizo aunt and her mormon-sized family - she keeps adopting children she has no business being near, let alone fostering, and we think she has some leverage against my grandfather but we were never going to get any of that money so we don't fucking care.
My culture is that I'll probably get diabetes someday, and some dusty furniture that's cluttering our house. I don't get this bullshit MUH PRIDE rage. I probably had a bunch of slaveowner ancestors and I KNOW I had ancestors in the confederacy, but fuck that. I work outside for a living surveying land my own damn self, and I don't need a fucking plantation for doing it. I'll make my own goddamn culture. Any difficulty I had getting a job was because college is bullshit and every entry level job wants 3 years experience minimum, not because "muh affirmative action!"
That about answer your question, Long Wang?
Well they've pissed off a fair chunk of princessy spoiled white women who obsess the Little Mermaid, and of course the right wing culture warrior types vs. 13% of the pop, which we can say half of which are women, who I'd imagine are the target audience for this. That 6.5% is narrowed further down when you consider that not all black women will want to see it. Just estimating of course, but it seems honestly like trading one audience for another similarly sized one given that obviously the spoiled types aren't a huge portion.
As far as ginger replacement goes in general, redheads are heavily fetishized by men - white, black, latino, etc. alike. It's an implication that I'd say is pretty disingenuous to say that gingers can only appeal to gingers.
I do, I also know what the subject matter is which apparently you don't
okay so we're gonna assume the top half of a mermaid is just like human skin and would follow the same traits as regular humans. So if she were to live in shallow warmer waters, like the Caribbean or Mediterranean, where she has more direct access to sunlight, she would have to have darker skin as water intensifies UV light. She'd have less protection from the sun so she'd have to develop more melatonin.
On the other hand if she lived in deeper colder water she'd be more pale due to lack of sunlight but she'd also need more fat (or blubber, whatever it would be called on a mermaid) from the colder temperatures. So to say that a size 0 white mermaid is what any mermaid would look like is more improbable than Halle Bailey. At least she could be a mermaid
Wakanda was an isolationist xenophobic nation. It literally wouldn't make sense for them to be diverse until after T'Challa opens the country up to the world.
They'll just buy the seats and claim it was a hit.
My dads family is full of German-Americans who clam up pretty hard when asked why we left.
God, do you fags have to get outraged at everything? Disney's marketers are probably loving this too, outrage culture fags being an easy group to point to as bigoted.
Like goddamn you fags, stop obsessing about muh white genocide, you're such cliches.
Oh right I forgot, Captain Marvel was a secret flop
Actually we are discussing the unfortunate tone the movie sets by having a black woman's greatest desire be to leave her culture behind to marry the first white dude she sees
>we're not racists, YOURE the racists for having a black lead!
Okay user
Not just leave her culture, but literally change her race (fish to human). Like, it couldn't be more on the nose if the transition straightened out her hair too.
So the original cartoon is racist as well, then.
Take care of what your forebears left you. For he who has no past has no future, respect
your cultures of laws and freedom these things can only be dreamed of in certain countries.
Our wealth was confiscated by the government and we thanked them all the while as they stole the food from our mouths.
>But why should i give a damn about random idols
Because they were the building blocks that create what you were today. If they disappeared can you honestly say you would be the same person? What of the next generation?
We lost Confucius, and Buddhism what happened? Our morality was replaced by the governments Chinese people get mocked as bug people because our government micromanages every little thing that the very thought of resistance can mean a ruined life.
Don't let what happened in my country happen to yours.
didn't read the post huh?
Please explain, tell me the names of the people in the painting.
user you're fucking retarded. You couldnt argue your way out of a paper bag.
I’m here for the buttblasting, but this made me Kek.
You can find a lots of discussions about the cultural significance of the Mermaid wanting to leave her culture for a "better" one. SInce the time of the original story.
Ah just bait
So then whats the problen with having her be black
>bigoted.
do you retarded faggots even know what this word means?
So people complaining about a black lead arent bigoted? Gotcha user.
cultural appropriation
check mate niggers
Because the Disney story ends with her picking the surface race. If we were to one-to-one this in the simplest terms, the black girl left the black kingdom to become a white girl because that white dick just too good.
I mean, if you can find a rosier way to put that, I'm all ears, but it looks bad as far as I can see it.
Why is it bad for a "black women to hate her culture and desire to be apart of the better white culture" Who knows
you're still are using it like a dumb nigger
One of the producers said that his wife would've killed him if she didn't cover up Jasmine's midriff because girl power or something. Nothing says empowering like hiding the female body
But the only people complaining are conservative incels.
Kill yourself.
I remember seeing complaints about the original movie because Ariel basically mutilates her body and gets rid of the traits that made her unique (her mermaid tail, her singing voice that she's proud of, etc.) to please a guy that she didn't actually know.
Also, it's shown in the movie that Ariel knows how to read and write but when she loses her voice, she never attempts to communicate with the prince through writing and instead acts stupid and helpless around him.
As opposed to a white mermaid?
Theyre mermaids, user. Mermaids. You guys are fucking dumb and about as subtle as a brick to the face.
ITT: concern trolling
Is eric and ursula black as well?
You are really bad at this
>He's an incel
YIKES
>Halle Bariel signs the contract with Ursula to become human
>It turns her white
I was definitely one of those people, but I also saw the series before the movie. The second movie tried to fix it but just made it worse.
Melissa McCarthy is Ursula. Eric is some white kid from a British boy band.
How are you going to cope with the movie being a financial success?
There haven't been any confirmations but "we are looking at" posts indicate they will be white.
>Disney invented child molesters
No but according to the Talmud it is perfectly acceptable for a Jew to have sex with a goyim child, even a baby.
Guess who runs Disney?
Gonna need a source on that, chief
Probably buy watching every other disney movie on Disney+.
Mulan is the only Live action I have any interest to see, anyway.
Can or can't?
You sound like a hugr fag. Im not watching this like all the other live action films but at least I dont have nigger mermaids swimming in my head rent free.
Oh fuck, that's another thing.
>Black girl changes her race and shuts up for half the movie so her crush can get to know her without actually having to listen to her talk
Man it just keeps getting better.
well there aren't any white danes anymore
there were 0 black danes in the set time of the little mermaid
Woah the movie is based and redpilled, someone tell /pol/.
>hugr fag
>rent free
No idea what those mean
Okay kiddo, have fun watching your disney flicks and crying about niggers.
Didn’t stop them from making the asgardians every single race under the sun. Loki would have been killed as a baby if Odin didn’t hide the truth about Loki so why are non white asgardians ok?
I didnt see any blue Asgardians.
I did indeed receive backlash for doing this.
A lot of the live action movies have attempted to "fix" problems with the animated versions. Maybe this time around they'll have her dad turn Eric into a merman and he'll be the one who leaves his people.
Zero?
Oh no, it's a text jpg. It's impossible to forge one of those. Just look at all the artifacts, that's proof of authenticity.
just search for the verse you dumb nigger faggot
At first i thought this would be good because Halle Berry is an actor i recognize.
Then i realized this is Halle bailey, who is a literal who, Disney really did fuck up.
She doesn't actually Belly Dance though. She performs a Bollywood style dance that draws more from traditional Hindi dances, and her cothing is more Southern Asian inspired and her mother's kingdom is supposed to be the in-setting equivalent of India.The costumes in Disney's Aladdin pull from all over the Muslim world, which is actually much closer to the source material where Aladdin was from East Asia and the sorcerer from Northern/Western Africa, thus making it a grand tale that spans the entire Muslim world at the time.
I mean it's still a shameless cash grab, but they're putting more research and effort into it than like 95% of other shameless cash grabs and even a lot of sincere attempts at adaptations.
The biggest issue with making Heimdall black is that they made Sif white. They're siblings. Maybe they should have cast Tessa Thompson Sif instead of Valkyrie.
weren't spazzes mad about the water bitch from pokemon being a shade lighter? they got super mad that they bullied manga materials offline, but thats okay apparently
Why aren't more people upset that they made Maleficent white instead of green? Am I the only one that never really sat well with?
I misread it at first too. I thought it was weird that they would cast a 50+ year old woman to play a 16 year old.
Looks like you weren't the only one thinking that
>attacks others as SJWs
>immediately brings up BBC with no prompting
Please stop projected your closet homosexual fetishes onto others.
Odd ya but she looks closer to the LM than Bailey does.
How are they able to cast Mulan correctly but fail at the Little Mermaid.
There was also the Chris Chan incident over Sonic the Hedgehog having blue arms.
>faithful to the source material?
Everyone must speak dutch in this film, and the Little Mermaid must struggle with the idea of murdering the prince and his wife before dying herself and ascending to the afterlife.
There aren't. There might be black people who live in Denmark, but when The Little Mermaid was written there were precisely zero black people there. Danish people aren't black, period.
maybe he was talking about the British broadcasting channel
>a word used to demean a race is equivalent to a cartoon having a different skin color
Hyuck hyuck, okay.
nigger is derived from the word nigrios which is latin for nigger which means black
jews hate redheads because redheads used to be royalty throughout the ancient world including ancient egypt
Why is the left so obsessed with defiling everything white people have ever created?
>There are less than 6 million Danes
>This number includes both people from Greenland, the Faroe Islands, and non-ethnic Danes
>There are just over 27 million Scandinavians in the world
>There are over 40 million black Americans
>This means that not only are there way more black Americans than there are Scandinavian, but there about 7 times as many as there are Danes
>Still replace a character of a smaller minority with an actor from a larger one
I thought we were meant to give representation to minority groups.
So much for diversity I guess.
One of the highest grossing Chinese films ever made was Asian Mermaids....they should have given us Asian Ariel, like why is it when raceswaps happen is always black and not to any of the others races?
Well ya but no one gives a shit about Denmark, Scandinavia as a whole somewhat relevant but any single country more or less gets relegated to literal who status
is the guy behind MJ suppose to be Archie or Jimmy Olson?
Can I have a movie about this guy instead? He seems more interesting
This isn't completely true, depending on when the story takes place. Doing the slavery years in Denmark, a small hand full of half black people where given citizenship, since they where sons of Danish men.
But if it takes place in the middle of the 19th century, the time when the story was written, then you'd be correct.
>Well ya but no one gives a shit about Denmark
They do enough to still adapt their folklore from 200 years ago.
We’re any of you dickwads this asspained when Brandy’s Cinderella came out in 1997? No? Probably because you were children and children, who this shit is made for, don’t give a fuck.
Tiana is based off a real person’s life and Ariel is a fantasy creature that gave up her voice for dick. Relax.
Holy based.
Also is there an actual reason as to why all gingers/redhead are getting raceswapped? Because at first it felt kinda coincidental but at the rate things have gone it clearly on purpose
So you think when Hans Christian Andersen was writing the story he was intending that Ariel look like the less than 10 black people in Danish history? That's what your justification sounds like.
>The only people who care that Ariel is black are right wing incels.
Literally nobody cares and the #notmyaerial shit is a bot manufactured nontroversy mucked up by their marketing department to hide the fact that Disney is literally releasing another god damn remake but with a stunt cast.
if you think people weren't upset you're retarded
Of cause not, since she's described as being white and pale in the actual story.
I'm just pointing out that there have been black Danes before the current modern group, even if it was an extremely small fringe group.
see
I mean I kinda agree with him as a black dude myself I'd rather have original shit than just take the laziest route and go here's your palette swapped preexisting characters especially when it comes to capeshit when there's plenty of actually PoC characters out to the point where raceswapping shouldn't really need to be a thing
I feel like the Princess and the Frog failed because of how fucking blatant it was that it was made solely to silence the "Why isn't there a Black Princess?" crowd
>Some wanna argue that Disney's 1989 version of Hans Christian Andersen's story took place in the Caribbean, it has a bunch of Caribbean songs so therefore the characters should be black?
Where are they getting this from? Sebastian had a Caribbean accent, but Eric's kingdom looks like Denmark and all of the ships and costumes in the surface world look European. If it was set in the Caribbean, the surface would would look like the Colonial Era Virgin Islands.
Wasn't the animated movie set in the Caribbean too? Sebastian and the music sure as fuck weren't Danish.
In fairness, this is the same crowd this week who were also upset by a barista in Arizona, a US women's soccer team, and a nonexistent shoe.
They're functionally retarded.
>Is Disney retarded?
This movie will net them twice the box office of any Warner Brothers movie this year (like Aladdin did).
So no, I'd argue that it's the other studios that are retarded. The highest grossing non-Disney/MCU movie this year is the latest HtTYD movie, at a "measly" 525 million. Disney will help Sony crack that easily with FFH, but why can't other major studios into success?
Marvel handles the characters settings change with less controversy because those are minor characters in the franchise and not very well-known by public before the movie's premiere. Besides Ancient One, Marvel also changed the classic settings of Heimdall and Valkyrie in MCU. But other famous main characters like Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Stephen Strange and Peter Parker won't be changed and their classic image in comics were adopted. Also, Marvel has the concept of multi-verse, and there are example of black/white version of Nick Fury"s", so the minor character's image changes in MCU is more acceptable.
It has short and long term consequences.
- If people even get the idea in their head to boycott companies for things like that and form structures online
- Switch to torrents if they still want to watch stuff because some parts are good
- Spend money on independent Comics like on Indiecron.com
- Switch to Anime and make their pick by individual recommendations like on Anime-Planet
- Get angry and vote for Trump 2020
- See this development as a symbol and a warning sign of what happens of there are to many immigrants, race mixing, and tolerance towards SJW and other lefty extremists.
This whole debate about this being a manufactured campaign from Disney is only derailing that, on purpose or not. Stop it!
>a US women's soccer team
literally no one cares about this
no one watches women's soccer
This post is so filled with delusional faggotry that I don't even know where to start.
-Switch to torrents
You aren't the audience for this stuff, little user. Disney has a massive audience for this sort of thing, you feel free to torrent it all you want. The box office numbers don't lie, you can meme about all the empty theaters you like.
It was set in Europe but most of the comedy relief animal sidekicks had diverse accents.
It happened in other Disney movies too. Hercules was set in Ancient Greece, but Phil had a NYC accent and the Muses sounded like black gospel singers. Mulan was set in China but Mushu was voiced by Eddie Murphy.
>vote for Trump 2020
well that's going to happen either way
Sebastian was from Jamaica and since he was the king's court music director, most of the music sounded Jamaican.
The safest countries in the world are pic related. Their level of "diversity" differs, but you know what they all have in common? They're all pretty small, relatively easy to manage, and don't have psychotic war-loving neighbours.
>diverse accents
French is a 'diverse' accent? What the fuck does this even mean?
He is certainly going to vote for Orange Man no matter what Disney does or doesn't do. So his "threat" is meaningless and futile.
>Stop oppressing me Joos, or I will vote for this Moron President who's your Greatest Ally in 50 years!!!
MIGA
It's a cartoon that rips off someone else's work anyway. Plus, I'm pretty sure they will keep Ariel the same as her cartoon ver. in merchandising and the likes. The live-action is just a one-off aspect like the black Cinderella play or whatever. All this is just a great way to stir up some publicity.
A guarantee there's a Foxnews article about the team right now with a comments filled with people beating their hate boners over Megan Rapinoe
Princess and the Frog performed not well because 2D animated film is dying in the late 00's and it gave the good reason to introduce Tangled with CGI rendering. The movie itself is decent and full of soul.
ok kike
Don't get too attached to those numbers. All of those countries are being flooded with ((((((((((((((migrants)))))))))))))) except maybe Austria, Czech and Singapore.
>and don't have psychotic war-loving neighbours.
They also lack a 24-hour cycle of "news" spreading alarmist propaganda and divisiveness.
>and don't have psychotic war-loving neighbours.
As a Dane I beg to differ.
None of them watched a single game though.
she'll be forgotten in 2 days along with women's soccer
Makes you wonder if Disney's trying to make their live-action LM make a mark in history? I mean, the other live-action movies were revered but forgotten in no time.
That's one reason why they're functionally retarded. Who gets mad over something they don't watch anyway?
They aren't mad at soccer, they were mad at her disrespect for the nation she represents.
Totally looks African to me.
they're just mad that that dyke is trying to using her status to try and shit on the country in which she resides
honestly they should focus their energy on more important people, not some dyke who dates a kike
The nation isn't the President.
Not liking Trump doesn't equate to not liking America or what it represents. Quite the opposite, in fact.
Jimmy Olsen is already black in Supergirl.
we wuz mermaids n sheeit
"I think that I'm particularly, uniquely and very deeply American," she said. "If we want to talk about the ideals that we stand for, the song and the anthem, and what we were founded on, I think I'm extremely American."
She kneels during the national anthem. Not even her uber liberal dyke teammates stooped that low because they know it's disrespectful. Like you said, Trump isn't the nation, so why do these retards choose to display their hatred for him by disrespecting the flag/nation/anthem? Just call him a faggot and move on. She's just an attention whore.
That's because you fucking live in white culture that's been so mish-mashed with all other cultures that you can't tell anymore.
Culture is primarily regarding where you LIVE and what resources/activities surround you.
But if you are East Coast or West Coast, your culture is now obliterated by all the constant new things that get mushed in.
It makes things fun sometimes. But then you get snarky fuckheads like your retarded ass that starts asking "duhhh white people hav no culture lol" you dumb cunt
Does anyone have that collage of all the gingers they've blackwashed so far?
she protested the anthem
The national anthem is just a song, user.
And even if it were some sort of ritual magic, this country is built on the right of protest, even if it involves your mystical symbols of State (that you only love now because the President is an angry white hypocrite).
>disrespecting the flag/nation/anthem?
Kneeling doesn't do that.
lol white racist twitter is mad again
I better write another news article about it
>what the fuck is white culture?
Literally fucking look around you. Everything.
Czechia has been "flooded with migrants" for a thousand years now, to the point it's become more genetically German than Slavic. And as for Singapore:
>Singapore is a multiracial and multicultural country with ethnic Chinese (76.2% of the citizen population), Malays (15.0%), and ethnic Indians (7.4%) making up the majority of the population.[2] There are also Eurasians in Singapore. The Malays are recognised as the indigenous community.[3][4][5][6] Since independence the demographics of Singapore are broadly organised under the CMIO (Chinese-Malay-Indian-Other) system of categorisation.
To be fair, Sweden has chilled out quite a bit over the last 200 years.
>She kneels during the national anthem
Oh boo fucking hoo this bullshit again. Jesus you people are soft skinned. You'd think people were burning the fucking flag the way people act.
You realize people aren't kneeling because they hate the anthem, right?
She protested during the anthem.
There's a difference.
>angry white hypocrite
implying you're not a hypocrite?
yes it does you fucking nigger
>Hey Daquaan, do you want to make an original character?
>Nope
...is American. Or British. Or French. Or Russian. You can't lump them all together anymore than Indians can claim Japanese accomplishments as "Asian culture"
it's like holocaust for red heads.
>The national anthem is just a song, user.
Funny how it's not 'just a song' to literally every other country's participants. No matter how they feel about the political landscape they always respect the tradition that they're given the opportunity to represent their nation on the world stage. It's only Americans with their self righteous sense of superiority to everything and everyone. So far up their own asses that they shit on the very nation that made them famous.
Correct, a mouse born in a stable is nor a horse.
>yes it does you fucking nigger
If you're an idiot.
Where do you live and I'll give you an answer.
It's like someone took Cartman from southpark seriously.
... Oh jesus, there's going to be a southpark episode about this some day isn't there.
The actress can't even fucking swim
I mean, there are blacks that live in Denmark. They aren't Danish, though.
Notice how these migrants are all either European(in Czechia's sake) or Asian(in Singapore's) and not foreigners from Africa or Latin America.
>literally every other country's participants
Especially the ones that'll shoot you if you don't. They're super patriotic.
Redhead only make good action heroes in comics and cartoons.
In live-action they are anemic, pasty and generally pretty damn ugly looking, which is why most of them are fake redheads in movies.
yeah, you're right
she's protesting the fact that america picked trump to be president
The racists are people like you who have zero respect for other people's culture. To you, European culture belongs to everyone except Europeans.
That's like casting someone as Sabrina the Teenage Witch who's allergic to cats.
... Oh wait.
Kneeling is in the same general category as burning a flag
Kneeling is basically the asshole way of stating "I love having the freedom to disrespect my country, and I want a lot of undeserved attention".
It basically goes: you kneel, you cry and make a bitch fit, mass media calls you a hero, you get a huge career boost.
European culture will eventually be wiped off the earth. It's inevitable.
If you're a burger, then hell no. You had nothing to do with the accomplishments of Ancient Greece, Rome, Italian renaissance, HRE, or anything else that is quite literally older than your very existence. It's theirs and the common heritage of humanity as a whole (like everything else), but not specifically yours.
Why does she feel that's the appropriate time? She can protest Trump by not going to the White House if invited. Spitting on the nation which you represent isn't making you look like the morally superior one.
>you get a huge career boost.
That is literally not the case. The opposite in fact.
Flag burning is protected, though. I bet youre a MUH FREE SPEECH fag so I hope you're realizing the hypocrisy here. What, should she be punished for kneeling?
>Kneeling is in the same general category as burning a flag
Jesus christ you sound like a tumblrite talking about how triggered they are because someone used the wrong pronoun. Do you even hear yourself?
>No matter how they feel about the political landscape they always respect the tradition that they're given the opportunity to represent their nation on the world stage
So you're an idiot who doesn't know the slightest bit about history then?
how is it the opposite?
no one would even know her name otherwise
Social disobedience is only OK when "threatened" white bigots do it.
No one is saying that she should be arrested, fucktard, we're calling her a twat. Especially when she simultaneously demands higher pay, when the reason she's not getting paid as much as the men's team is because nobody wants to watch stupid cunts like her play football.
Enlighten me.
No, you wouldnt know her name because youre an outrage culture addict.
This is really proving to be correct and the thread now shows it.
I wouldn't know her name because no one watches women's soccer
Plenty of people are saying she should be punished. Just like with the NFL stuff. Are you retarded?
>common heritage of humanity
lmao you're a shitskin aren't you?
Bailey's cute. The argument is dumb. What's with all that "too black/ too white" bullshit lately? Does anyone really care beside a small fraction of internet users?
Punished isn't arrested, you word twisting communist faggot.
>Does anyone really care beside a small fraction of internet users?
No.
lol the thread literally turned into whining about womens soccer. Now we just need some DESPITE BEING 13% infographics.
Man you guys are making Disney's job easy as shit.
freedom of speech not freedom from consequences
remember?
dumb faggots
It is when the people you want to appear moral to hate america as well
So you do think she should be punished, then? Are you retarded? And even if you personally dont, you have to be retarded if you dont think there are people on your side who want her punished.
>literally no one cares about this
Oh you, plenty of Fox viewers were mad about it.
>no one watches women's soccer
It literally had better ratings in the US than the male final two years ago. Women's soccer also produces way more money than male soccer. Deal with it, misogynist.
imagine being this fucking stupid.
The toy sales are gonna tank hard as fuck thats for sure
Despite what they'd like you to believe, the largest disney princess demo little white girls aged 5-10 dont want black dolls, the proof has been shown over and over again. Ive been thru the toys aisles at target and walmart many times for transformers and stuff and diversity dolls like black barbie clog the shelves, live action Aladdin dolls, the overly ethnic ones are already clogging the clearance rack. Captain diversity aka capt marvel shit is on discount. Little white girls want white dolls to play dress up and house and shit sorry its just the truth.
So what should her consequence be?
>I'm proud of being wrong about literally every issue
We know, faggot.
>In fairness, this is the same crowd this week who were also upset by a barista in Arizona, a US women's soccer team, and a nonexistent shoe.They're functionally retarded.
Prophetic and an A+ troll job.
>So you do think she should be punished, then?
If she's breaking her contract, which she probably is, then yes. Something like a suspension would be appropriate.
Fuck I'd rather be arguing race politics than this kneeling bullshit
Youre the same dipshits who said Captain Marvel would tank. LMAO GET WOKE GO BROKE remember?
Colin Kaepernick caused Nike stock to tumble because he thought a shoe was racist.
He has also been awarded:
2017 GQ Magazine Citizen of the Year
2017 Sports Illustrated Muhammad Ali Legacy Award
2017 American Civil Liberties Union Eason Monroe Courageous Advocate Award
2017 Puffin/Nation Institute Prize for Creative Citizenship
2018 Amnesty International Ambassador of Conscience Award
2018 Harvard University W. E. B. Du Bois Medal
I didn't say it was banned, idiot. She's a fucking cunt. You're also apparently a fucking cunt.
The ultimate symbol of "fuck you" in ANY COUNTRY is burning the flag. Burning a gay pride flag is considered a top-level triggering alert. Why can't you understand that burning an American flag would annoy the shit out of NORMAL Americans?
And the most fun part is that you are burning the thing that symbolizes your freedom to do so. THAT is the ultimate hypocrisy.
The system has channels for changing and improving the system. But NO, you have to BURN the flag, because you're too lazy and stupid to do anything else.
Jesus Christ, it's true. All of it.
>Now we just need some DESPITE BEING 13% infographics.
I seen a mail box, I seen a gun fire
And I've seen a Wall get ten feet higher
I never seen that, I only heard
Well if you trust plans, you're frankly absurd
Well I've made a screen cap and an internet chat, about how it's truly HAPPENING TIIME
BUT I BEEN DONE SEEN ABOUT ERRRRYTHANG
IF THIRTEEN DO FIFTY CRIME
>Women's soccer also produces way more money than male soccer.
wut
The men's world cup is literally the biggest sporting event in the world, dwarfing even the Super Bowl. This women's world cup got worse ratings than the Copa America going on at the same time.
>Kneeling during the national Anthem
"Spitting on the nation, muh President, and America
>Taking over Federal property while armed, waving guns at government agents, all because you refuse to pay for land usage you've been profiting on
"Stunning and brave heroes, true patriots".
>which she probably is
LOL
How come people wanted to punish kneelers even after the NFL sided with them?
she gets put on the list of traitors for day of the consequences
It did. Hollywood bought the tickets. It's not like this is the first time they've done it.
>blackwashed
Yes, give me those sweet, sweet tears of yours
lol he's actually mad as hell
You just lost the culture war then. It's a constant battle of wills and now the other side gained ground because you fell over like a limp noodle.
Complacency is what allowed the Nazis the take over Germany. Now the hardcore left and the alt-right are fighting daily. You are letting both sides win.
No, noone on either side actually cares about the movie. Personally my gripe about these live action movies is that almost nothing is different about them from the original animated version. Just changing the skin tone isn't enough for me to go see a movie I've scene a million times over.
Because it's cunty behavior, and because they aren't going to spend their time and money watching people behaving in ways they don't accept.
Kaepernick lost a high-paying career, and he got a wall full of plaques in compenstation?
And you consider that a "win"?
Based post.
>IT WAS A SECRET FLOP!
My favorite cope
Can't I just let the fuckers eat each other
Hollywood wants to make it appear that redheaded people don't even exist, and they cast a woman who can't even swim to be a fucking mermaid to accomplish this.
Except that the NFL didnt seem to take any big financial hit, so I doubt it mattered in the end.
You guys lost the culture war. Even Trump is just a stooge for Israel.
He sued the NFL and they recently settled out of court. The details are all confidential. So you can safety assume that Colin just scored himself a nice little nest egg.
Now all he has to do is be the liberal posterboy and his life is set. No real work will be required of course.
Not much of a secret. Almost nobody I knew went to it and those that did didn't enjoy it, and didn't see many other people watching it. The actual reception was so weak that the character was exiled from Endgame.
He got an NFL payoff (not counting the money he stole from SF) and he wasn't really that good anyway. 8 more years of holding a clipboard wasn't going to enrich him that much. Seriously he was another running QB who can't throw.
Wake up little, user. Your newborn brain is showing
youtube.com
If only you could monetize your girlish outrage somehow....
user please tell me you are just acting right now. I appreciate the laughs but you seem unwell.
Aww don't take it to hard remember that they all ended up quietly arrested, despite their die before surrender stance, and the only thing they have to show for their effort is a huge pile of dildos.
Can janitors just nuke this thread yet or what?
Don't cut yourself on your edginess.
It doesn't work like that, user.
>Even Trump is just a stooge for Israel.
That blackpill is just too large to swallow.
He lost his career because he fucking sucked at football.
Plenty of people disrespected Obeezy but I guess that was cool because he was a nig.
Just in the Olympics Peter O'Connor in 1906, The numerous Cold War boycotts, the Tawain team marching in protest. There's a ton of examples done for a variety of reasons. I could spend hours posting them.
based communist against farmers rights
>Didn’t stop them from making the asgardians every single race under the sun
Asgardians are supposed to be Gods, who again, don't have to adhere to any type of logic. Odin literally hangs himself for few days and gives up an eye to gain wisdom. Makes about as much sense as Loki being the son of an Ice Giant who looks 100% human and has no ice powers.
>Monetize girlish outrage
What the fuck do you think every write for Buzzfeed, Vox, and The Root do all day?
You dipshit
>Except that the NFL didnt seem to take any big financial hit
They actually did, which is why they implemented rules against it, and thus viewership began to regain.
But user, they are white men.
Germany tried to outright genocide Czechia just 70 years ago; that's within living memory. The fact that their newly minted, patriotic murderers were an allegedly enlightened European civilization clearly didn't make it any better.
Not an argument.
This thread is as shit as I assumed it would become. Good job OP. You made more dogshit.
It's safer to keep it all contained in a single thread.
>STRAIGHT WHITE MALES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yes, respect for "Murrica, and Muh President" was officially suspended those 8 years.
It was even patriotic to wave guns at Federal agents in standoffs. Can you imagine the reaction to some Californians having an armed standoff with ICE?
Literally (You)
Aladdin and human Genie are fully covered up instead of bare chested. So its consistent.
>Afro hair billowing gracefully like silken strands in the wind.
If Disney were really woke, they'd show how authentically nasty untreated black hair looks when wet. But they'll just staple on a weave made from human hair that was taken from a poor Asian woman, who was paid $10 for 4 feet of hair.
They're the norse gods you retarded fucking faggot. They ought to be fucking norse.
Show me one time where anyone was kneeling during the national anthem or anything like that during the Obongo years
You're looking too deeply into this. Its not some big conspiracy or anything complicated like that. Black people steal things. That's all it is. Just let it go.
Its gonna be every day until release and for weeks after too.
Why do I somehow know that a bunch of altright retards made videos about this already? I guarantee there is a thequartering video on it.
The movie is going to make a billion dollars, so no.
pissing in an ocean of piss
Disney won't let her swim at all because she would literally fucking drown. Get ready for another "live action" movie which is actually mostly CGI.
Nobody kneeled, plenty burned effigies or called him a secret Muslim. Trump was one of those birthers, actually.
>during the obongo years
Mmmmnope, guess that doesn't count as disrespecting the president. Oh, but I'm also sure you never called him anything like that when he was in office, surely. That must be it.
Correct. America belongs to the people, not the federal government. What they did was the definition of tyranny.
>Just call him a faggot and move on. She's just an attention whore.
Yet somehow you people can't stop bitching about her.
He was.
Lol it literally derailed the thread so they could complain about it. Christ, conservatives are fucking pussies.
>believing in that stereotype that all black people can't swim
Grandpa, get off the Internet and go to bed. You're too sleepy to be racist right now.
>Show me one time where anyone was kneeling during the national anthem or anything like that during the Obongo years
Literally armed dickheads facing down Federal Law Enforcement, to the excited cheering from people like you.
All because the government was trying to collect land usage fees that had been agreed to in advance.
Cletus done drank all the Kool-aid, Ma!!!
>Aladdin and human Genie are fully covered up instead of bare chested.
That just makes it worse tho. Everybody gets cheated, and fucked over.
WHy does Berry looks way better than Bailey despite being older?
>Christ, conservatives are fucking pussies.
For all the fronting, they are literally the other side of the snowflake coin. They just sperg about different things.
That's literally what's written in the Constitution.
>please government, rape me in the ass more
t. you
What part of the constitution, user
Because they believe white people are evil and "owe it" to "minorities." Due to karma despite they do not believe in religion.
Its worth it for /pol/tard tears imo
>Especially when she simultaneously demands higher pay, when the reason she's not getting paid as much as the men's team is because nobody wants to watch stupid cunts like her play football.
The final had more viewers states side than the male final two years ago, AND the women's team has had way more championships than the male team. Seems like they have all the qualifications to have more money because they're getting more viewers and actually win matches.
Ugh this is some of that sovereign state bullshit isn't it.
>I should just be able to do whatever the fuck i want and never pay any taxes on anything because america is free, tv told me that
seconded
I have been roommates with black people and africans. I have a few black work colleagues. None of them can swim or want to even learn how to swim.
America was forced to form a strong government to combat a foreign government. What do you think will happen is the US Government is abolished? We will be systematically dismantled/controlled/invaded by China and Russia.
You will either be executed for wrong-think or placed in slave labor, or something damn close to it. You will be allowed to only have 1 or 2 children max, and no-one would know English in 50 years.
just remember, you commies asked for what is coming
Please tell me this is shopped. The fuck is wrong with her eyes?
I'm not talking about the stereotype. THIS ACTRESS literally can't swim!
Man this thread is a wild ride. I thought this board had mods.
>Freedom isn't free!
>B-But I shouldn't have to pay for it!
>He thinks I'm full of shit so he must be a commie.
Nice try, Larry. Can I meet your brother Darryl and your other brother Darryl?
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
Russia and its pathetic, Italy-sized GDP can't invade anything that isn't a tiny fraction of its own size, but yes, a functional central government is kind of necessary unless you want to turn into Somalia.
The movie doesn't take place in actual water, just like Aquaman. It takes place in (probably badly filtered) blue tinted film stages and in some mock Euro kingdom.
Tom Cruise can't fly F-14 Tomcats either.
alcohol fetal syndrome
Guns, grass etc. Your assumption that russia or china would want anything to do with US soil is retarded. What they would do, in a heartbeat, is usurp our influence over other countries. THAT'S what you're defending. The US globalist oligarchy.
Providing the military is unironically one of the only things the federal government is supposed to be doing.
>comparing piloting a fighter jet to swimming, an activity dogs can do
>Colin Kaepernick caused Nike stock to tumble because he thought a shoe was racist.
The stock has actually been rising and is almost at its highest in a full year, but nice try, dumbass.
Yup. Remember that the next time someone says disney chose her for her talent.
Well going by trump's budget that's about how it's working at the moment. Too bad about the infrastructure.
I think you're a commie because type like a kike
NOOOOOO HE POSTED AN UNSOURCED CLAIM SO THAT MEANS NIKE SECRETLY FLOPPED, GET WOKE GO BROKE
the live action adaptations suck so much that nobody cared enough to focus on the specifics.
The current millitary budget is the same as its been for decades, about 15% of the total.
Wrong
Yeah but they're making a sequel to that and everything but nobody's talking about it.
I don't go around saying "freedom isn't free" but what they're talking about is how people sacrificed their lives for the country not paying taxes to service the federal debt
I'm not even the one who brought her up.
>comparing piloting a fighter jet to swimming, an activity dogs can do
Cool, you should put a fake rubber fish tail over the bottom half of your doggo and see how he does at the lake, idiot.
And yet you are still talking about her in a Little Mermaid thread.
/pol/ literally couldn't give less of a shit about this. They're accelerationists. This is probably something they wanted.
Google it next time, retard.
Dude, just rent it on Amazon for $4
Then why are they crying so hard about it?
yeah, congress should be working on that but instead we have bunch of people crying about "muh concentration camps" on one side and "muh morals and principles, bless Israel" on the other side
>Duhhhh why would big powerful countries want more free land?
>Fucking talks about globalist oligarchy
Every country gets rich from controller foreign lands, idiot. Have you forgotten about European Colonialism, which is the crying point of every liberal SJW Gibs-Me-Dat in the world?
Of fucking course China would love to control American lands if it had the free opportunity to.
Fucking Russia invaded Ukraine in 2014 AND THEY'RE STILL THERE.
>2015
user...
Maybe Trump should have done something his first two years in office.
>because type like a kike
You use Engrish like a chink so we're both even.
Again.
GUNS
GRASS
Trying to take over the american mainland would be an absolute fucking nightnare even for china, and completely impossible for russia
it's literally not the presidents job
He had a Republican controlled house and senate so what the fuck happened?
That sure doesn't seem to be stopping him from literally any of the other shit he's been doing.
you also argue like a kike
GOOGLE IT NEXT TIME, FUCKTARD.
The fact that you need 60 votes in senate to overcome filibuster, also because the GOP is infested with jewish traitors.
user you literally proved yourself wrong with this. Learn to read please.
the difference being ukraine is within the russosphere where as america is not
also america has much more in terms of natural barriers than ukraine
Are you high? Why do you think a bunch of hillbilly yokels with AR-15s stand any chance of an organized military with jets, artillery, tanks, and unending supply lines?
This isn't some movie. You would die.
Sounds like Trump can't lead his own party.
>Jewish traitors
But Trump is the most pro-Israel president of all time. Did you not know that when you voted for him?
The whole premise is that the US Government disbanded and only private citizens / militias exist to defend the entire country against foreign invasion.
Nobody wants to see middle aged Will Smith half naked.
But Aladdin still looked cute in his little beanie and street rat and Prince Ali outfits. Jasmine still had cleavage though. There's only a two minute window where you can see Al's bronze, glistening wet pecs heaving through a half unbuttoned shirt.
>The fact that you need 60 votes in senate to overcome filibuster
That's been abolished, you just need a majority.
Q: You know how you get a group of Jewish men to quit raping your mom..?
A: Throw them a matzo ball
Calm down, I'm just kidding. It's not rape if your mom paid them to do it.
he literally won by talking shit about both parties
Did every spending seriously grow?
What happened to the whole "increasing spending is communism and will destroy the nation"?
There's no need to curse when presenting data. Try listening to the other side for a bit.
He's probably got Red Dawn on Bluray.
I thought he literally won because Hillary was a retard who ran a terrible campaign. Goood luck pulking that off twice.
>Did you not know that when you voted for him?
You would have thought that him being a morally compromised NY City real estate magnate would have been enough of a clue.
The fact that his kids are marrying Jewish was a blatant alarm sounding.
But no, they still believe Dolan is playing 44DD Chest against the Jews.
Trump would literally have to perform a circumcision on a baby while wrapped in the Israeli flag before the notion really sunk into them.
>EXPECTING TRUMP TO LOWER THE DEBT
LMAO BRO
what do you think if the current government disbanded all our tanks and planes and ships would just disappear?
That was only for judicial confirmations, not legislation.
>Goood luck pulking that off twice.
Your Engrish is beery berry gud.
He's Netanyahu's bitch.
>We want representation
>We want to be acknowledged
>proceed to shit on white-made stories
>can't think of their own IP, they self-insert
They just proved to be inferior.
I mean Im posting on my phone bro and this is a shit thread, idgaf
Oh my fucking god. You would think a leftist faggot would understand why a police state is called a police state and not a tank state.
Let's be real user, it's not the black people coming up with this shit. It's a bunch of old white dude's pretending to be woke to make money.
>Me personally I just wanted to see a high budget live action movie of the Little Mermaid
Fucking why? Why do people actually want these shitty remakes?
Fuck this, what I want is some new 2D animated movies. Too bad that artform is fucking dead, even anime is succumbing to CGI cancer.
well hillary is definitely a retard but no he won because he called out the d.c. uniparty
good luck running retards who think transwomen(men) deserve the right to free abortions
The Russians/Chinese would NEVER violate Geneva Conventions or international law while invading the USA. After all, those agreements are backed by the military strength of the USA.....oh wait.
>I'm an American person just like you.
Sure you are, Tiny Wang.
It says 15% right there, retard.
>Nobody wanted to see a shirtless Aladdin
A bunch of females, and gays would like to disagree with you.
Good luck campaigning against abortions, Alabama man
Everyone needs to REMEMBER the Ghostbusters reboot and why it is the pinnacle of everything that is wrong with reboots / liberal-washing.
Old (((white))) dudes
>After all, those agreements are backed by the military strength of the USA
wat
Trans women who actually manage to get pregnant somehow probably do deserve the right to abort whatever the fuck is growing in them because it's probably a fucking xenomorph.
user you are making me raff rong time, thank you. But yes Im a white gay American laughing at triggered dumb fucks.