Peridot

I ordered four pizzas and a couple two liters of Dr Pepper. Where is the rest?

>Tfw will never buy a prostitute because I don't believe in paying for things.

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Made for breeding
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>$53.99
either I'm getting a blowjob with that pizza or America is fucked when it comes to take-out prices

I just realized Peridot wears a visor.

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how is it possible for one man to be THIS dense?

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Garnet is different. She's actually taken hers off.

Are you actually retarded?

Yeah but it's a clear discolouration when compared to her natural skin colour
Not to mention it's practically the same fucking shape as Garnet's

The new one especially.

Peridot took all her stars from the placements the CG's had during season 2

You should see how much it costs for a pizza in Japan.

How will Connie fans feel is Steven decides to break up with her and starts dating Peridot, Lapis or another human?

Evil Perry and cute Perry I love, bootleg Zim Perry is alright, Memedot is at least entertaining. But her being cute around Steven in her redemption arc is when I fell in love with her. She's at her best when doing cute things with Steven, but her chemistry with all the other gems with the exception of Lapis is cute as well. Lapidot is just all around awkward.

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I'll give her the tip and then some.

>Connie fans
There's no way there is such a thing. Connie 34 fans maybe, but not Connie the character. She's written like a weeb chuunibyou little shit who only exploits Steven as a gateway to cool stuff. It's not even a theory, it's a strongly present and obvious theme. Steven just wants to be normal human friends, but she wants none of that, she ignores him most of the time, demands he take her on dangerous adventures and is a super-bitch to him when he doesn't. And I would have been fine if she was supposed to be this flawed character, but she's positioned like a wholly positive character to the point where she's more of a heroine stereotype than Steven. How someone can write someone so unlikable and expect you to like them is beyond me.

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>A perry? What's a Perry?
>A platypus?
>Perry the Platypus?!

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I wish that Connie would bully and fat shame me

For $53.99 you better swallow and let me cuddle you afterwards

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>she'll let you pump her about 10 times for 50 bucks

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Looks like shes got a new regular on her hands

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What amazes me is that the crew think this is fine. None of them seem to know people well enough to realise the problems with people that act the way that Connie does.

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>It's a "CONNIE IS JUST USING STEVEN TRUST ME GUYS I KNOW IT'S TRUE EVEN IF NO ONE ELSE BESIDES ME IS TALKING ABOUT IT" comment
She's at school most of the time, of course she's not fucking around. Do you even think before you post? No, of course not. That would require a working brain. I don't think she's that great of a character but retards like you are insufferable. Keep beating that drum though, you'll get fellow retards to join you. Stupidity loves company.

Point made.

>IT'S TRUE EVEN IF NO ONE ELSE BESIDES ME IS TALKING ABOUT IT
tons of people talk about it nigga, where the fuck you been?

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More like, the tip of my dick

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He's so mad that people don't like a character from a bad children's show.

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I wonder what Connie really thinks of Steven, unfiltered. Is he just some pig-like oddball tub of lard for her that she has to tolerate to hang out with the cool and pretty gems? She seems like the type that would instantly become a bully if she had the power or popularity to pull it off. She "accidentally" broke a kid's arm for no reason for fuck's sake. Although that is also Pearl's fault, who honestly should have known better than to drill fucking fatalities into a grade school kid.

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I'm not paying for those.

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well, she does just cold shoulder him for days on end when he made a decision that meant she was safe and didnt go on space adventures like lars. so id imagine thats a bit of a peak at what shes like.

You Conniefags are pathetic. You're as dumb as you are few. She made time to regularly train with Pearl. She makes it very clear that he can call her to go on adventure at any time and she will be there. It's only hanging out with him that she can't quite pencil into her tight schedule of things she would rather be doing.

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Hot.

Nah, just mad at disingenous faggots who lie and make up shit instead of just saying they don't like a character. It doesn't matter if it was Connie, Pearl or White Diamond anyone who does this is cowardly at best.

She was mad because she missed him. Have you guys really never upset a family member by getting into a dangerous situation? The intent is irrelevant, even if what Steven was doing was a good thing overall.

Pic related, also you just proved me right with that Pearl comment. Solve the puzzle:
Connie was training with Pearl to protect _ _ _ _ _

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Based

>She was mad because she missed him
thats fucking stupid
>Have you guys really never upset a family member by getting into a dangerous situation?
no, because you dont get mad at people for situations beyond their control.

Steven willingly gave himself up. He had a choice not to go to Homeworld.

>"She was mad because she missed him."
except in the show she literally said she was mad because he didnt let her come help fight the gems, so the reasons that SHE herself stated have nothing to do with her missing him.

>Steven willingly gave himself up. He had a choice not to go to Homeworld.
the CG's were losing and couldnt even combat aquamarine, they also started threatning the humans. steven saved every one from dying. connies just a bitch.

Did you stop watching after that one scene? Here let me refresh your memory.

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I think she was only comfortable with doing that because she had Lion. This gave her a perfect opportunity to punish Steven for not giving in to her without risking having to crawl back to him if he suddenly grew a spine. After all, Steven might be a pathetic boy who she has wrapped around her finger, but he's still holding all the cards: the world is full of girls who'd love to treat him well, but he's the only boy in the world who can let Connie have a taste of being a heroine from her books and shows. The fact that she chose to manipulate him and spend only just enough time with him to get access to his world instead of just being nice to him all of the time and enjoying his world as a privilege of being close to him really says a lot about her character. She doesn't want to be the hero's girl (well, certainly not if the hero is Steven at least), she wants to be the hero.

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remember people thinking she was a loli for some reason. But now I think those people are just jealous that a short stack is better than them.

And that's a good thing. What's not a good thing is disregarding your best friend's feelings of fear and panic by pretending everything is fine, which is what Steven did. Connie wouldn't have even said anything if he just apologized for worrying her from the get go instead he told her she didn't matter multiple times.

The king of bad faith takes.

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>"What's not a good thing is disregarding your best friend's feelings of fear and panic by pretending everything is fine"
what fear and panic? she was safe and sound back on earth while steven was in danger of being executed. your not doing a good job of making connie seem like a good person.

Of her best friend being fucking dead. You know, the guy on his way to an execution?

no where here does it say she was mad because she was missing him.

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yea, steven has way more reason to be scared than she does, shes just being a bitch and making the situation about her when she wasnt even in danger.

>I'm angry
>I miss you
Read, nigga READ

Pretty much yeah, Steven’s the fat loser she has to put up with so se goes on adventures and plays with his Lion. She has to deal with the pudgy crybaby, which is a sham when she deserves a Chad to dick her

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>"im angry"
>"i miss you"
does not mean
>"im angry because i miss you
your the one who needs better reading comprehension.

I'm just going to post this because obviously you're not willing to listen to me personally.

>If you endanger yourself, even when it's done to protect somebody, people are going to be furious with you regardless of how "justified" the circumstances made it. Not because they're ungrateful, but because they're not going to be okay with being safe at the expense of you. Also, pretending that the emotional pain it causes (yours or theirs) doesn't matter is not okay because you're totally blowing off how your loved ones felt about the whole event.

tl'dr actions have consequences, it's not hard to understand.

This is an cheese deepthroat, I ordered the extra sausage anal with no lube with a side of breadstick handjobs

>your
Low hanging fruit I know, but c'mon nigga learn to subtext. Characters don't need to spell things out for you.

where's my drink?

I think she's cool but 90% of fanart - like that one - is shit

I do not understand the appeal of erasing everything in the design and personality of a character you supposedly like to make them a... "pizza slut"

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if people are mad at you for putting yourself in danger, thats their problem. if someone puts themselves in danger of dying, they are under far more stress than the people who are worried about them. connies a bitch for making stevens decision to protect every one a bad thing because she felt "left out".

youtube.com/watch?v=gESadPkq3bc
>learn to subtext. Characters don't need to spell things out for you.
you're the one making up character motives.

>Disregard feelings
>In Esteban Universidad: The Show About Feelings (By Rebecca Sucrose)

No one's saying Steven's pain wasn't a thing, because it was. Steven is saying everyone's pain doesn't matter because he's too scared to admit it openly, and that's why Connie was mad at him until Kevin Party.

This thread is fucking stupid. What does it matter what people think about Connie, post green ass.

>missed him
>"Steven, I missed you so much that I'm going to purposefully avoid seeing you for another week, and also take this very important thing from you."
No, you moron. Do you have ears? She made herself very clear when she told him that she's upset because he didn't take her with him because that's "what she trained for".

>Connie trained to protect Steven
lol, are you an autist? Do you have Asperger's? How are you as bad at seeing people's motivations as Pearl, a literal alien? That's something she said to manipulate Pearl into teaching her. Pearl wouldn't sink her precious time into training some random kid unless it was for Steven. You can tell how much Connie cares about Steven when her training cuts down the time they spend together to nothing. At most, she thinks Pearl is cool and wants to be like her. Steven isn't important.

kek, wow, you do realize this happened several episodes later? As in when Steven's punishment was over and she made HIM apologize for her cunt behavior. All what she said was just a carrot after she gave Steven the stick: "See, Steven, isn't it bad having me ignore you? Didn't you feel awful? Make sure to take me on adventures from now on. But I'm not a cunt for making you feel bad. I'm a good girl and it wasn't easy punishing you. But ultimately you were wrong and that is why you are the one apologizing while I'm just making excuses." And it worked. Next time Steven went adventuring, he took Connie with him. Her manipulation was successful.

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Right? I mean hey, it’s not her life, not her call, if Steven hadn’t done anything, innocent people could have been hurt or worse, she’s gotta get out of her head

>telling people to not be worried about you and that your ok is disregarding their feelings
this shows writing is shit.

>Accuse someone of making shit up
>Yeah character X does Y tho
No review has ever picked up on even the slightest hint of sociopathy in Connie. Not her VA, not people outside of Yea Forums who dislike her character, not a one. The only reason Yea Forums runs with it is because Connie's not a gem and they want an excuse to hate her without people playing the misogyny card on them.

>But her being cute around Steven in her redemption arc is when I fell in love with her.
That's when I started falling out of love with her
It was too "forced" cute to me, I thought she was cuter before

yes, exactly. are you being sarcastic? cause it sounds like you are but everything in this post is correct.

Yes that is literally disregarding their feelings.

Pearl trained Connie to protect Steven as a knight and then they decided to fight as equals. Steven made a promise to always fight with her. Guess what happened the first time he got a chance to make good on that promise? He broke it because he didn't want to get Connie involved and preferred to play a martyr. You just proved me right AGAIN.

Oh, sorry man, didn’t mean to come off as sarcastic. I’m dead serious

>You sure do like shit, Steven. But of course you do. You're Steven, the fat pussy with shitty taste after all.
Why do you assume what people say is what they mean? Judge a person by their actions, not their words. A person can say anything, but what they actually do reveals their true intentions.

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except i only went by what connie literally said to steven before running off for a couple days, your the one making shit up.

They're children.

ah ok, thanks for clearing that up. i was very confused for a second.

No problem

Shall we examine what Connie said? Let's take a look

Jesus, thank you. Kids aren't going to be logical all the time, especially teenagers.

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>Yes that is literally disregarding their feelings.
if you think thats what disregarding someones feelings is then your fucking retarded

So you only ever liked villain Perry? That character might as well be dead. Sorry. I liked her too. But you have to learn to enjoy the other Perries.

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Its reads like this green text that really help get me through turbo shitposting like this. Confirmation that the people who disagree with me and just total fucking morons really takes the edge off, you just can't be mad after a post like this.

>But...I'M hurt
>No you're not!

??? What the fuck are you talking about. If your SO was crying and when asked why they said it was because their pet died, would you tell them "but you're not sad tho"?

yea, shes upset because steven gave up and she didnt get to fight the space aliens. nothing here says that shes upset because she missed him, shes "hurt" because she was left out.

>If she doesn't say it, it can't be true
>But the things I say are true, you don't need evidence for that

If you have any actual evidence I'll gladly take it and be on my way, but you clearly don't so feel free to try again.,

The point is that Connie is referring to an emotional hurt, and Steven was too preoccupied with his crisis mindset over physical hurt, and Steven can't switch gears to that right away.

>"But...I'M hurt
>'no you're not! you're safe. im here. we're safe. everythings fine
way to leave out the rest of that cause it makes your position look better.

She did fight Topaz though. Did you forget that? She was saying they should fuse to beat Aquamarine.

Reference to a piece of SU fanart where there was a sign in the background offering slices of pizza 5$ a piece at a pride parade.

>"If she doesn't say it, it can't be true"
your entire argument hinged on somthing she never said, in fact she said quite the opposite. so as weak as my position might be, you have no legs to stand on.

>Umm... a-are you happy to see me, too?
>Of course I'm happy to see you, Steven.
>Uh, but?
>But how could you just give yourself up like that?
>Well, first, I said I was my dad, and then I said I was my mom.
>No. I mean, you just gave up.
>I had to. They were gonna take all those people. They were gonna take you!
>But what about our training? Stevonnie. Jam buds. I believed in us. We could have done it together.
Nothing about concern, just that she didn’t get to play.

Right, which is why him fucking up was a good thing. He needed to grow as a person.

What is this supposed to prove exactly? That Steven trying to ignore things again like we saw in Mindful Education?

Connie is attempting to explain to Steven that trying to handle it alone is like a breakup to her. They were a team, they had strats and training, but when it came down to it Steven decided that he just doesn't need Connie. That's hurtful.

and aquamarine beat alexandrite and all the CG's at the same time, what makes you think stevonnie stood a chance?

>be super-tough alien hybrid with tank skills
>also be lonely autist who can't into girls
>girl appears
>girl trained fencing for a month and now wants you to involve her into a fucking space war
>but you want that Indian puss
>promise her
>when the time comes, as you're being kidnapped, opt NOT to have her and a bunch of civilians fucking die a miserable death in space while her parents cry at home like what happened to your other friend
>you are now the villain and in the wrong
How does it feel to be this fucking stupid?

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Kids understand trust if nothing else.

but the team effort wasnt fucking working and was gonna result in people dying, what steven did worked and ended up saving everyone save for lars who had a bumpier road.

Actions have consequences user. If Steven wanted to be a hero maybe he should've actually done something other than let Lars die. If you want to blame Connie for something she didn't do let's do the same for Steven.

that he was trying to reassure her and not disregard her feelings as you keep claiming.

You don't get to tell someone that they're not upset. That's not how humans work.

steven gave himself up cause he thought it would protect the people he cared about, connies the one who wants to play at being a hero

Steven's plan wouldnt have worked either, if it actually went as planned. It only worked because Lars fucked it up.

post more peri and the weight gain comic, i know you know the one im talking about

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Lars sacrificed himself to protect people, that’s just what Steven did, because that stuff doesn’t matter when other people’s lives are at stake, it’s not about teamwork or being fair, it’s doing whatever you have to to make sure people don’t die, even if it sucks ass for you

but his plan was better in that moment and it allowed the humans to escape sans lars who panicked and got recaptured. his plan was working better than the CG's and connies.

no, i dont know the comic, but it sounds like it fucking sucks.

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He was just kidnapped to space, put on trial, resolved to die for his mother's crimes, watched his friend die and now needs to explain this shit to his friends' parents. She's giving him shit for not gambling hers and half a dozen other people's lives by fighting off the bat. Steven tries to calm her down by telling her he's OK (because he thinks she sad and angry over worrying for him, the poor idiot), but that just makes her more angry because she's livid over having been denied a space adventure and couldn't care less about Steven being safe or avoiding the worst case scenario. Who the fuck is disregarding who's feeling here? Because it feels like Connie is disregarding Steven's whole existence. Especially when she gives him a week full of stress after he just got back from death row and is a wreck already.

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You're really fixated on this part when it's clear that she only wanted to fight as part of a team and not solo.

Steven is 14 years old. He made an irrational decision and it paid off for him. If Lars hadn't been aboard that ship by accident Steven would absolutely have died on Homeworld.

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I want to buttpregnate her asspussy.

I love her so much, I haven't felt such infatuation for a fictional character since I was like 13, I don't know what do to with this feeling

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It really wasn't.

Connie tried to get back to him almost right away but he had gone on vacation. This is mentioned in Kevin Party and in the transcript posted earlier in the thread.

Well, given what we know now, that may now have been the case with Super Saiyan Pink but at the time I suppose

>I love her so much, I haven't felt such infatuation for a fictional character since I was like 13
What character was that then?

it was her entire reason for being mad, so yea its kinda an important point.shes mad steven didnt fight with her and instead went with a different approach.

Except that's exactly what she meant. She abhorred that ending. She told Steven that she wouldn't hate him for liking it. She didn't say he didn't have shit-tier taste. She wasn't mad, just disappointed.

PERI NO

God can you imagine if Yellow actually had shattered Steven? Then she really WOULD have killed Pink like she thought she did.

Same. Too bad angry anti Connie's highjacked the thread.

>Newgrounds is a thing again

This timeline is sometimes neat.

it saved the humans and got the gems off earth, id say it worked pretty well in that moment. your still ignoring that the CG's and connies plan was even worse than stevens.

its called wanting to fuck something. you'd know that if your dick still worked, boomer.

user, you've missed one crucial detail here. There's another set of characters who were also worried about Steven but chose not to bring it up unlike Connie. They were just as worried as she was but she actually vocalised it.

>connie fags ass blasted that people dont like her
FIFY

No. Normal people can accept thar people just like different things. Totally hopeless autist lost causes think that liking something is an act of condemning everything else. I appreciate your post because it identifies you as one of those total hopeless lost cause autists, and I can take solace in knowing at least I'm not stupid enough to be on whichever side you're on.

your point? they actually care about him enough to not give him shit right after he almost died. your not making connie look any better.

You know damn well who stated this. This was supposed to be a Peridot thread.

>believing everything that cunt says
She has a phone and a dimensional portal beast that is a part of Steven and can probably find him by instinct. We didn't see her trying to do any of those things. She only said she did.

this nigga here.

All Steven had to say was "I'm sorry for worrying you, I'm fine now" and that would've been enough. Actually knowing how logical Connie is she probably would've been fine if he just acknowledge that fighting as Stevonnie may have helped turn the tide in some way (even if it wouldn't work int he end). An apology would've have been needed if he didn't put his foot in it.

Lion was mad at Steven too and he had no phone service where he was. This is a plot point in Gemcation.

*wouldn't have been needed

>Connie
>normal person
She was so vocally angry about that ending that it made Steven too scared to tell her the truth. You're a retard. It's pathetic how you try to tell people they don't understand something while you yourself are literally suffering from Asperger's or some other disorder that stops you from understanding any nuance in human interaction.

It was more about how he tried to act like everything was fine and there was nothing wrong about what he did afterward. Like the "Haha, I just threw myself at death's door, no biggie!" kind of attitude - like it's something he'd do again with no hesitation, all alone, when he needs to show more of a sense of self-preservation, when he needs to think of counting on the one who swore to never let him fight alone, instead of throwing himself at things alone with his freaky martyr complex

I mean not gonna lie, Steven came off as suicidal sometimes during the whole "blame me for everything my mom did" arc. He was willing to let Blue and Yellow give him whatever punishment that was supposed to be for Rose? He was willing to die for crimes he didn't commit, without even attempting to defend himself, and leave his family more broken than they were before? He was gunning for a one step "solution", an easy way out, just like his mom

As someone with the "blame me for everything" mindset most of the time, I can tell you, it's a self-centered mindset. It's much harder to stand up for yourself and rely on other people than to simply answer "me" as the answer to every problem

She did not try to contact him at all, she was going to say she didn’t want to talk to him but knew that would be talking to him so she did shit. And give the guy a break, he just came back from space after watching someone die in front of him, give him at least a fucking day before starting that shit.

he did say that. connie isn't logical at all, she lets her emotions drive her thinking all the time

user, he literally says he didn't want Connie to be mad at him for not liking something because he THOUGHT she would be. Turns out she cares more about Steven himself than books (or "space adventures") for that matter.

>Connie
>logical
She wanted to fight because she trained for it and because she promised. Completely ignoring that it would put everyone's life on the line. Especially all the random citizens who got mixed up in this. She's an emotion-driven, selfish shit.

Steven started it by pretending everything was fine when it wasn't. He was stolen away to an alien world, Lars died and is probably immortal and the Diamonds were furious and could possibly attack Earth at any time (which they eventually did).

There's nothing fine about that and Steven trying to deny things is a character flaw of his which is a good thing because he learned to work through it.

MORE PERIDOT

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I think she is born to be lewded.

It was fucking 10 minutes after he came back

if she could, Connie would toss Steven aside

>Here is a sword
>Use it specifically to save people
>Oh but actually no don't use it
That's what Steven did to Connie. He thought killing himself would actually help in the end, but arguably beyond him getting back safe and the townies left alone it did more harm than good. Don't forget that this led to Lapis taking the barn and leaving Earth.

Gee, why did he think she would be mad? Maybe because she was very mad when yelling at how she hates that ending at him?

But it's OK, if Hitler said that he loves Jews after what he did, that would mean he really loves Jews. Because in your autistic world only words count.

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So is she using him for space adventures or not, you're sending mixed bad-faith takes here.

yes she's using him for space adventures

thats cause lapis is a cowardly bitch, she would have left regardless as once she knew what was happening. and they would have all fucking died if steven didnt do what he did.

Okay, not judging anybody here,but how many of the Steven supporters like capeshit, just a show of hands?

Again it is weird how no one outside of Yea Forums seems to think this. None of the people who actually have experience examining media, just some random anons with an axe to grind.

Really, you can dislike a character. You can say she's boring or you find her annoying, but it's pointless to make up reasons to do so. Just be honest about it.

The entire issue of that episode was that Steven was a huge pussy that was too afraid to be himself for fear of not being liked. Connie's rant was the kind of impassioned criticism that all kinds of normal people do about the shitty endings of their favorite shows (GOT, etc)

not me, i dont really like steven that much either, this is one of the only situations where i think he was right in his actions. i dont really like capeshit all that much.

>"Again it is weird how no one outside of Yea Forums seems to think this"
tumblr is overrun with SJW'S who worship connie because shes an indian girl and they dont really care about anything outside of that. you have no points to stand on.

He didn't give her the sword, he let her have it because she was interesting in fencing. He didn't task her with defending anyone, she tasked herself. He didn't stop her from saving anyone, he made a choice to keep people safe at his own expense. All Steven did to Connie was keep her dumb, tween, chuunibyou ass safe.

No, Connie's rant was geek REEEE-ing. Normie Steven had no possible way of knowing that it wasn't serious.

I don't see every MCU movie that comes out but I enjoy the bigger films and individual stuff like Spider-Man.

>She's an emotion-driven, selfish shit.
So is Steven.
"Me me me, blame everything on me, even though I'm not even at fault, even though I'm not thinking about this that much at all because if I did I'd realize it would just make everything worse, but no, let me be drastic and emotional, let me be the center of everything, let me be the martyr!"

Bit of a nitpick, but what's the difference between giving someone something and letting them have it? They've got it regardless. The point is Steven enabled Connie to fight (with Pearl's training), promised her they'd always be a team (that includes losing by the way) and then took that decision out of her hands.

PERI YES

he was willing to die to save everyone, thats not what most people would call selfish, only deluded conniefags like you.

steven didnt want connie fighting, that was her and pearl, steven wanted to leave her out of it.

>I haven't felt such infatuation for a fictional character since I was like 13
who was she back then user? genuinely curious, I had a rather stereotypical thing for Raven when I was watching TT reruns

Oh wow, what a selfish asshole, should have just let those people get hurt, anything to please Connie.

not the same user, but i had a raging boner for daphne as a little kid

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He was fucking bawling on the way to Homeworld and only realized he'd done something stupid after the fact. Stuck Together says this:

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The point is, the plot of the episode was about him being a pussy, non-pussies are unafraid to say what they like even if someone disagrees

I don’t know, didn’t even seem worth mentioning, just saying that you liked something your friend didn’t

You really need to rewatch these episodes man. The wiki has a transcript so you don't have to do anything more than skim if you don't want to waste time rewatching stuff.

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he considerd his plan a failure because lars was still on the ship, he saved the other humans, are you even reading these transcripts? cause they dont support you.

Probably Raven or Gwen

and do you remember how uncomfortable steven was when pearl was training connie?

Support me on what? I said he was scared and provided proof of that.

He was uncomfortable during the part where Pearl was indoctrinating her yes, which is at the end of the episode. Up until that point he was fully supportive.

you are a conniefag right? your post didnt prove steven was being selfish like you say.

We weren't talking about the point of the episode. We were talking about how it made Connie's character look and whether she respected Steven for his decision. It made her look like a an angry nerd and she most certainly didn't respect Steven's opinion.

Steven's selfishness is making the event about himself and HIS responsibility. He is martyring himself. He's like Harry Potter in that he has a chronic case of wanting to play the hero.

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>Steven...it's just a book
She doesn't care if he likes something. Why are we still talking about this.

taking responsibility for somthing isnt "martyring" or "selfish" like you say it is dumbass. connies the one trying to be a hero by continuing to fight and put peoples lives in danger doing so when they cant win. steven is trying to end it with as few people hurt as possible.

Yeah, huge fan of DC, particularly Green Lantern,

>(of a person, action, or motive) lacking consideration for others; concerned chiefly with one's own personal profit or pleasure.
Selfish. He did it to protect people because he cares about them, and yeah, he feels it’s all his fault, but he’s willing to die to protect everybody, and that’s not selfish no matter how you try to spin it

Steven didn't "try to end it" until he had literally no other choice but to turn himself in. It wasn't something he did right away. This weird tangent you keep going on about Connie wanting more relevance makes no sense considering she had no problem being left behind when they all went to the zoo. She was perfectly happy looking after his house and hanging out with Peridot and Lapis.

>"Steven didn't "try to end it" until he had literally no other choice but to turn himself in. It wasn't something he did right away."
and? that still doesn't support the claim of him being selfish. zoo was a rescue/ stealth mission, not combat like the aquamarine fight was.

He made it all about himself when they were there for the townies. That's the point of it though, it was a selfish move to save others. It was a good thing that yet still had consequences for him personally. He made him grow as a person.

>"it was a selfish move to save others."
>"He made it all about himself when they were there for the townies"

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Because you're an idiot and can't peace together Connie's awful character from her actions. People lie, Connie is a person. A manipulative person because she succeeds in not only bending Steven to her will, but also making her mother and the gems act against everyone's better judgement. As in letting a human tween participate in an interstellar war.

You're seeing things that aren't there. Respond to this If Connie wanted to use Steven, why would she actually do something so mundane as to watch the house when he was gone? Lion is there, he could've taken care of it and no one would've known. Manipulative people think like that and yet Connie did it because she's his best friend.

It's okay to be attracted to cartoons when you're young. I'm just glad you grew out of it.

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oh nah nigga,i misspoke, i STILL have a raging boner for daphne, though i love peridot more. i still beat my meat to daphne on a regular basis,old habits die hard

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>itt anons trying to rationalize the actions of a 12 year old girl
Come on guys.

>perfectly fine
>[citation needed]
Did you think that maybe she just didn't see a plausible line of argument to shoehorn herself in? All she trained is fencing, she has no other skills. And Steven wasn't calling the shots that time. The bitch fit from the second time was because not only did Steven prove that he isn't wrapped around her finger as tightly as she thought, but because people are having adventures under her nose and she keeps getting left out.

>trying to rationalize actions of women in general

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Who's the artist

There is no biological difference between men and women.

If all you think is evil all you'll see is evil. People make up excuses to not like something every day of the week user. I have characters I don't like but I don't need to lie about them to justify not liking them. Just say you think she's a shit character and move on, we're going in circles here. You'll have stood your ground but without the stupid conspiracy stuff. It helps no one and it actively makes Yea Forums worse as a result.

good one user

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What does this statement even mean

>$53.99

Inflation fetishists are the worst.

>"sucking your wallet since 20XX"
kek, just noticed it. nice one OP

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moar

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Artist?

how do you not recognize the most insane acid trip fanfic of all time

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MOAR

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MOAR! MOAR!

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bully peridot...

Never encountered it before.

if you say so.

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/g/1356714/2f19503711/

Really got us rolling with the pun-ches user

This is an e-hentai link by the way

This is once again a Peridot thread

Connie conflicts

more user
MORE

the connie conflicts have stopped for a while now, dont ressurect it you fuck.

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here, more crying peridot.

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I'm personally burned out on it but you guys are doing a great job with the Peri lewds so more power to you.

Who the fuck drew this

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i burned out too nigga, a man can only handle so much in one sitting.

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Is that bigdad?

no idea who that is.

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I read a couple pages of this and got bored as shit, then looked down at the counter and there were FIVE FUCKING TABS.

SOMEONE DREW FIVE FUCKING TABS WORTH OF THIS BORING SHIT.

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I'm not sure if one person being this stupid is so sad it's funny or if it's so funny it's sad
however if this is bait well done have a (You)

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this is NOT ok, Peri is for wholesome and cute

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peri if for horrible sexual abuse.

i agree, but seeing her so scared and hurt just makes me want her more.
youtube.com/watch?v=q-poVc0wFAA

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Squaridot > peridot
Tfw almost no one played the kino that was Save the light, the dlc with Lapis was never done.

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It's a fun game and I hope they get to do a sequel. It was buggy af at the start but was patched a lot so there's definitely potential. Real shame about the DLC yeah.

there's still some hope for the dlc, they did do physical version of the game very recently twitter.com/Grumpyface/status/1129429549840625664 and some Lapis audio were found in the files.

I bet the jannies are fapping rn.

>That one guy in the comments
Oy. Well I'll hold out hope regardless.

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I need to bust a fat nut for peridot booty

Peri is for cute only, she's not a bitch like lapis. :c

I still do senpai
fuck the jannies. They do it for free.

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Bitch

peri is for my cock

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can we share

To be fair, Lapis stopped being a bitch and put on pants. It's all looking up from here.

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no.

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guess I'll just watch and jerk off

>It's all looking up from here.
Looking up? The show is over my guy.

Bitch

You should take what you can get...

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user are you living in a cave? su isn't over.
movie is coming this year, new season "similar to how DB evolve into DBZ" for an unknown date.

>He doesn't know about Esteban Universidad: La Motion Pictura
>He doesn't know about Season 6

I don't blame you though, CN's been coy about it beyond a few comments. Here, some research for you

steven-universe.fandom.com/wiki/Season_6

god i fucking hate the new design of peri, not the glasses, but the upper body.

>As of July 6, 2019, Cartoon Network has neither confirmed nor denied a sixth season of Steven Universe
Is this how deluded modern SU fags are?

we got some episode recorded with the staff in early 2019 user, it wasn't for the movie, and Steven voice actor teased some things.
the show is on a break for now, and the return will have a time skip.

does that mean sloppy seconds :^)

Who could be enemy of season 6?
Snake peoples?
Human who don't want the gems on earth?

Her previous design was around for so long it is kinda hard to shake it as "the" design, but it's slowly growing on me. Taking the star placements from the other CG's was a nice touch.

Worse
Clinical depression, judging by what Zach has said about the arcs of his and Steven's life pretty much matching up soon

Peridot isn't even the sexistest green gem

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>I do not understand the appeal of erasing everything in the design and personality of a character you supposedly like to make them a... "pizza slut"

But why would you want to fuck something with the personality of Peridot? She's awful and annoying and like the rest of the crystals and the ponies the only reason people latch on to and waifu characters like this is because they're so cripplingly broken and dysfunctional they'd form a dependency to anyone who'd spend time with them without having to actually seduce them. It's kinda like women thinking they can fix bad boys.

There will be slice of life episodes for sure tfw Connie cuck steven but we need a new enemy.
let's hope some guys that can't be "talk no jutsu" this time.

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just posting the best gem of SU, but only present in a vidya.

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Even if there is TNJ there'll at least be a fight beforehand. If it was just "hey be nice" "oh ok" then yeah it'd suck.

At least her video game is the only canon one

So, what the fuck happened to Emerald? she had literally almost no appearances, and the only shit she had for herself is that she was voiced by a fucking guy.

Technically incorrect, Hessonites has been mentioned twice in show. She's canon, baby!

Not the character, but nothing disproves her existence either

Bait for guys who likes orc girls

just cause you dont like her doesn't mean she isnt apealing to other people.

Since the light steven isn't with steven anymore, does this mean the canon ending is the bad one when Hessonite fuck off with the light?

Both endings technically have the prism leave so take your pick.

Shit I was waiting to pick it up until the physical release came out and I totally forgot

I-is this cropped?

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>I will die on this planet
>I will die, on Armageddon

>he doesn't know

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I don't think so

where did the porn guy go. come on lads.

Probably banned

Peri is built for anal

The posts are still there
How fucking innept are the mods.

completley true

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test

Your drink?

Post more Peridot thighs and butt.

does anyone know who drew these?

I've never felt so same.

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Oh god oh fuck. I remember this hentai. Started good then it became a massive mess.

>the two guys actually touch balls and immediately turn gay
>have a full life together and a son

What a great fucking read

Yes.

Does anyone know why there are so many drawings of Rebecca Sugar twerking? Not going to post any but take my word for it that there's an absurd amount

I can't find any on Google. Just this gif of Amethyst.

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drawing a little comic
Which works better?
A...?

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or B

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continue please

Definitely A

A, just because it's funny to read it in Steven's voice

A

will there be fucking tho?

What? I don't remember yaoi on that pokemon hentai.

How did you miss the obvious "cleavage" pun in two takes?

That was actually the first draft.
ran that by a few friends.
but most didn't catch the double meaning unless explained, which killed the joke.

Do you have thoughts on better scripting?

Can you draw steven titfucking her next?

You have dumb friends but I'm not a writer.

fair point.
but thanks
Critique was why i brought it here in the first place

I think every character from Steven Universe can have good lewd art because none of them are ever on model.

>54 dollars for a fucking pizza??
Maybe she's Canadian?

e621.net/post/show/1530112

>54 CAD for a pizza
Are these the fabled in-store prices I keep hearing about?

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All Peridots are for protecting.

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The Peri Pearl combo

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>pearl
>boobs
Pick one

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>tanlines
>on an indian
What the fuck.

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9 years rent free, Barneyfag. Plus there was not a single word in your slant that didnt reek of projection

>Are these the fabled in-store prices I keep hearing about?

Apparently the prices for food are so fucked up there that major pizza websites won't provide prices unless you're ordering from a Canadian IP.

mods upload this on booru

India is a huge subcontinent. There are at least 10 types of Indians who are as different from each other as Sicilians from Icelanders.

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Ron Swanson, is that you?

Then I pick pearlboobs.

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Why are stacked sticks so hot?

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WORSSSST GEEEEEEM

Peak Peri was well meaning but sociopathic Peri

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>SSSS
t. snake person

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>killing a perverted cock-murderer before he strikes again
>sociopathic
You mean heroic.

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is this all of it or is there more?

Oof

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Snerson or nay, worst gem she be.

That's just not true. Almost all other gems can be worse people, and on purpose, not on accident; Lapis and Garnet are easily more boring; Lapis and Jasper are more ruthless; Amethyst is more of a useless shit; Pearl is more of a insufferable know-it-all. If Steven met Peridot earlier, Connie would just be garbage in a ditch because he'd already have a cool friend to hang with.

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Could be worse, but are not.
Perifaggets btfo.

She's from pizza slut. Pretty sure it's part of the deal.

hehe look at that retard

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>doesn't understand how tans work
Go outside, you fungal bed.

She's a pizza slut, not a pizza whore. The pizza is 50$, the sex is free.

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>$50 for Pizza
>Sex is free.

Isn't that the equivalent of eBaying something for $0.99 with $49.99 postage?

Or selling hotdogs with free drugs

You clowns fail to realize that selling sex is illegal, overcharging for pizza that just so happens to be delivered by a horny slut is not.

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>sex selling illegal

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How is this still up

So between this and the like $5 slice pride pizza, do SU fans just not know how much pizza costs?

There’s two $5 pizza places within walking distance of my house. And any Nee Yorkers out there, just shut up no one cares that it isn’t “real pizza.”

Not anymore.

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I'm sorry about your brain damage

I liked her as a villain and as a character being redeemed. after that, they just forced her with lapis. I still like her, though.