So, I heard you have a new animated TV show pitch for me
So, I heard you have a new animated TV show pitch for me
Nicholas Ortiz
Mason Wood
Yes sir, it's gonna be called Steven Universe and it's about this boy Steven Universe who lives with three magical aliens and fights evil monsters
Jayden Reyes
Oh, Steven's universe huh, it sounds like a fun show
Landon Walker
Oh, no it's not gonna be one of those
Kayden Ramirez
Oh really? What do you mean?
Brandon Foster
Well I don't really want to make a fun show you know
Instead I thought we could make a show where everybody is always sad and crying
Sebastian Torres
hey i got an idea for a show it's called Tom's Quest and it's about a boy named Tom Holland who gets into kinky situations with older women every episode
Xavier Cook
Oh and kids are going to like that?
Jacob Morales
I don't know
Evan Garcia
Executive, get back to work. We're not accepting any new shows right now, we have to fill more timeslots for Teen Titans Go.
Jaxson Cox
Well okay then
What are they all crying about?
John Morales
Anything really, I'm good as long as some people are crying
Colton James
Oh that sounds very creepy of you
Evan Young
crying is fun!
Samuel Bailey
Okay, please don't hunt me you weirdo!
Anyway, is there anything they do besides crying?
Kayden Baker
hwat
Henry Diaz
Well they sometimes sing, eat pizza, hand out at the beach, fight monsters, collect magical items and defend the earth from an alien invasion
Wyatt Kelly
An alien invasion?
Dominic Baker
>Tom
>With a woman
lol
Wyatt Nguyen
what was the original version of this skit about again?
Christopher Peterson
Oh yes well you see
the three magical aliens are from a race of magical mineral shapeshifting alien women called Gems who conquer planets destroying all life and completely strip them of all resources
Jack Rivera
Oh my god
Anthony Bell
Ye ye ye
The aliens are also super pissed because they think that steven's mom actually murdered one of their leaders, Pink Diamond
Dylan Ward
Oh and did she?
Jayden Harris
Oh no
you see, steven's mom actually IS pink diamond, but she faked her own death and took up an alternate identity in order to protect the earth from being destroyed
Juan Hall
Oh, secret identities are TIGHT
So I guess she's going to have to tell that to the aliens and somehow convince them they don't have to destroy the earth to avenge her, huh?
Samuel Carter
Oh no she's dead
Angel Moore
Wait what?
Jace Green
Well you see, she killed herself so that Steven could inherit her magic alien powers and bring peace between humans and aliens
Jackson Foster
waiting for the ''barely and inconvenience
Elijah Collins
Oh, seems like it would have been easier for her to do it herself and not pass the responsibility onto her child
Joseph Myers
Well that isn't what I wrote so definitely get off my back
Jonathan Lewis
this is a pretty long-winded way to complain about steven universe
but keep going
Brody Garcia
I'll be sure to get off that thing
So if steven's mom couldn't make peace between humans and aliens despite being one of the alien leaders, it sure sounds like it's gonna be difficult for steven to do that
Blake Powell
Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience
Dominic Price
Oh really?
Jose Gomez
Yeah I thought he could just try to, you know, talk to them politely
Henry Russell
just try to talk to them?
Carter Lopez
Yeah, you know, Steven would just be like "Hey could you please not destroy the earth, we just want to be friends", and then the aliens would, you know, be like "oh okay"
Brody Sanders
HE SAID IT
Juan Campbell
Did steven's mom never try talking to the other aliens? Seems like it would have been much easier without the whole staging her own death then actually killing herself for real thing
Juan Collins
Well she did, but the other alien leaders didn't take her seriously and thought of her as a child
Robert Hernandez
Oh and she thought that pissing the aliens off and then sending an ACTUAL child to deal with them is gonna work out much better?
Tyler Mitchell
What did I say about that whole "getting off my back" thing?
Jordan Kelly
Okay I'll be right off that thing just please don't kill yourself in my office
Liam Bailey
Well then, what did you think about my show?
William Gonzalez
Well it sounds a bit contrived, but it is a show for children so I don't think it's going to be a problem
it's not like lots of adults are going to watch it and analyze every detail of it
Gabriel Martin
this is 2019 the women can be played by buff men in drag
Benjamin Williams
Yeah that would be weird
Just please make sure that it airs tv often enough for actual kids to ever see it
Chase James
I'm definitely going to do that
Charles Cook
DINNNG
Dylan Anderson
Good effort OP
Cooper Lopez
This is probably the best thing that has happened on this board in a while.
Brandon Murphy
This guy’s really cute desu. I like his smile
Asher Smith
Get fucked SU
Brody Young
>chicks with dicks
Daniel Barnes
Kek.
Logan Powell
diverse gang of hopefuls resisting a great force of evil
Isaiah Cox
>women
>pitch meeting
Back then they were agendered polymorphic sentient rock creatures.
Jose Ward
You mean CN originals vs. TTG!/Total Drama Rama?
Josiah Russell
This is a great thread, please do more OP.
Kayden Wright
This thread has been the highlight of my day. Great stuff OP