Meanwhile at the X-mansion
JEAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
[muffled JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN in the distance]
Who’s Gene?
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE ARE MY JEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAANS
The X-GENEEEEEEEEEEEE
The X-gene. It makes you gay.
Road Trip
I’ll read his mind and-AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH
*snikt*
Oh look is she-magneto, the clone of the clone, the furry traitor, that native girl and the baby killer, are the going on a trip to limbo?
Great now we’re gonna have to rebuild it again. This is like the third time this month
Guten tag~
Stupid sexy nightcrawler
>Destroyed by Sentinels
>Destroyed by anti-mutant terriosts
>Destroyed by Azula and Jean in a fit of pyromania
>Destroyed by Cyclops when Jubilee stole his goggles
>Destroyed again for reasons
>Destroyed again just because
I say we move to a different location.
Meanwhile in Limbo...
i wonder if kurts shampoos his body or uses body scrub
Well, at least we're not going to blow up now. Can someone put the AC on?
I want to fuck the Cuckoos!
Just another day at the X-*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM*
Cyclops .Someone had activated the porn mode in danger room.
Which X-girls are in the danger room?
This is the real question.
And I need it answered now!
Its sealed tight. We dont know who is inside. We have to contact Beast to check in history.
Than get him here now!
Fuck it, I'm going in. I'll phase through and see what's going on.
Make sure to take pictures.
Someone get me out of here. You fuckers promised my parents I wouldn't be gay if I become a mutant and here I am sucking Bobby's cock. GET ME OUT HERE! I WANT MY MOMMY!
I am here . So they found my easter egg interesting . Who is smart enough to break my security .
Kitty no . You cant phase or teleport inside. We have to wait till everything is over.
I'm not Kitty, I'm Patrick. Now, it's time to be a hero. Glorious tiddies, here I come!
I told you Patrick . Now you are unconscious with Boner . Good thing you fell backwards.
Do you guys recognize that moaning voice.
I think it's one of the Cuckoos.
House blowing up builds character.
Security camera shows beast activated the mode and went in.
I think Mystique is inside. She can do anything to anyone there.
What...What I miss. I saw something grand and blond. Was it Frost? I can't remember.
Are the Cuckoos accounted for?
Can anyone else go and check who are all missing.
So the Cuckoos are in there? Fuck it I'm going in.
Dude you cant go in. You are late.
I don't care. I'm going the fuck in.
Look what happened to Patrick . Dont try it. You have to wait it out.
Is it being recorded?
Sigh . Nope . Just go in corner and masturbate to the sound .
Can I fuck the Cuckoos when they get out?
HAHAHAHAHAHA I DID THE PORB MODE SO THAT I CAN RAPE THAT SEXY MILF
All girls are missing. They were having a ladies night fighting some monsters.
I think they will be pretty satisfied when it finished. You just got cucked by danger room.
Panty raid than?
PANTY RAID! I NEED MORE PANTIES! GLORIOUS PANTIES!
So we going to steal Emma's or Kitty's panties?
Professor, another underage student died.
All of them. Every single one.
Which one was it this time?
I call dibs on Emma and Kitty's panties!
You guys go. Ill just wait here.
I'm already in Emma's room. There are a lot of sex toys in here.
Guys, we're got another petition from twitter saying being queer counts as mutation so we should allow them into the school.
Good luck buddy. I dont want to get turned into gay like Bobby.
Send jean grey and make them straight . We dont need anyone without X-gene.
I'm in the Cuckoos room and I'm naked. Currently waiting for a telepathic fourway.
OMG .Door just opened a little. someone is pulling meeeee
SLAM.
Wolfsbane?
And you are?
Get that door open so I can get in!
Door just slammed . That guy is gone. We shouldn't have went to panty raid.
Rip the door open I don't care what it takes. I'm getting telepathic snusnu even if it's the last thing I do!
all of them
I'm CIA.
Does X-mansion have backyard full of dead mutants? It will be so bad during zombie invasion.
Yes, and the bodies regularly get stolen to make zombies and meat sentinels by the X-men's enemies.
Mister sinster getting access to that will be like cookie monster getting loose in biscuit factory.
So who is best girl?
bump
>Invading the room and privacy of a vindinctive telepath
Ya'll just asking for the gay now.
Only Jean can give the gay.
Laura before they memed her up.
Wasn't she a hooker though?
Yeah, a cute one.
PLEASE, I IMPLORE YOU. STOP DESTROYING MY HOUSE!