Absolute trash

This is one of the worst movies ever made. Why do critics pretend it's not?

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>This is one of the worst movies ever made.
Can you explain why you feel that way?

it was ok inmhtgho

>Why do critics pretend it's not?

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It's all good until the very end to be honest. They may as well delete the last scene.

What's with the stupid accents? They even gave Diana one.

The bracelets make no sense.

Laughable final shot, was she flying, jumping? Why was she punching the air?

Yeah why do you feel that way? I'm really hating live-action anything these days and I thought it was pretty good. Feminist consider me a "misogynist" too, if that tells you anything. I wasn't expecting it to be as good as it was but it actually just focused on the actual character and wasn't all hamfisted politically.

It's smoking hot garbage, that's why.
Is that a good enough explanation?
Faggot.

>Is that a good enough explanation?

Nope. You're just a shill and a troll then. Obviously triggered at the sight of a beautiful female.

OPs a fag

I went in expecting to riff and hate the movie. but it was pretty enjoyable as far as capeshit goes.

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>DC movie is shit

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>Cold, paparazi photo
>Hot, professional photo
Try again.

Perhaps, I was a bit terse in my previous explanation;
I will now offer, at least, a comparison:
I would rather watch a fresh, steaming pile of dog shit, glistening in the sun,
Whilst contemplating the great order of all things,
Rather than watch this smoking hot garbage of a movie.

Agree with this since day one.
Also Gadot is awful.

>beautiful female.
>Gal Gadot
pick one

You know the more I thought about it they really made Diana pretty fucking dumb.
>doesn't know what marriage is
>worships Hera
>baffled by women not allowed in some places
>greek plays and philosophers all acknowledge or at least talk about women's place in society at the time
>Confused about Steve lying and being a spy
>Fucking odysseus boy - ancient greek wars had plenty of spies
>surprised by discrimination in the army
>again, plenty of greek writings talk about this - right off the top of my head euripides medea has the title character get treated like shit for not being greek
I feel like they made her dumber cuz gadot can't act - i'll be pleasantly surprised if the sequel changes my mind.

>dude lets just watch ww fight canon fodder for 90% of the movie
good for a nice nap at least

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>Why do critics pretend it's not?

Because 70% of critics are gay and s0yb0ys
They look at Gal Gadot and imagine herself being there

curious
Carter made a nude movie and did the Playboy magazine
Gadot never appeared naked before Wonder Woman

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In an inevitable reboot will DC choose a new Wonder Woman with this body of work and blue eyes?

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This is one of the worst movies ever made. Why do critics pretend it's not?

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It's fine. Competent, moderately entertaining, she's cute, Pine has some charisma, decent cinematography for a cape flick.

Disney threatens anyone who publishes bad things about them, that's why.

The fact that you have to resort to such hyperbole shows you're just Mad About Women. One of the worst movies ever made? Shut the fuck up. Do you realize how many shitty movies have been made? How much unwatchable garbage? Wonder Woman was fine. It was fine. It wasn't amazing, but it was competently made, the special effects were good, the plot moved at a brisk pace and made sense. Get the fuck out of here with 'worst movie ever' in a world where shit like Epic Movie, Gigli, and Master of Disguise exists.

so it's 4/10 at best?

>Wonder Woman was fine. It was fine. It wasn't amazing, but it was competently made, the special effects were good, the plot moved at a brisk pace and made sense
you have to go back....

Only deeceekeks here pretend it's not garbage

It’s passable at best, mediocre at worst

You posted 4 different movies though. But yes MCU Peter sucks

Are you OK, Ladderbro?

not the guy you're arguing with but...

do it. find a pile of dog shit and film yourself for 2 hours and 29 minutes watching it.

how else are we going to believe you?

Same with me desu. God that was terrible

He watches MCU movies. That's what he means by glistening turds.

OP might be an over exaggerating fag but Wonder Woman is indeed an overrated, objectively bad film. Diana deserves better

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>you have to go back....

Literally only reddit-niggers say this.

Actress is a Zionist mossad agent

Carol pls

what I meant was: "all the thing you mentioned were terrible"
is this less reddit-nigger?
>was fine
>competentily made
>special effects were good
>brisk pace
>made sense
are you kidding? Have you seen the movie?

Captain Marvel is even worse by comparison. But nice try though

that shit was awful too

Critics and plebs love shit. It's simple.

Critics can be paid.
Only the bangladesh DC defence force liked this movie.

she was releasing the energy her bracelets absorbed.

>What's with the stupid accents? They even gave Diana one.

That's just Gadot's inability to shake her Jew accent and everyone compensating

>Absolute Trash: the post.

>Says the Marjeet

Can we ban live action yet?

Marvelbro here gotta say Wonder Woman was great really enjoyed it.

The better uestion is when will DC sell Wonder Woman to Marvel so Thor can have a cocksleeve?

>Still forcing this shitty meme

Also Sif exists

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Literally perfect casting