Intermissions

Why dont movies have intermissions anymore? I really had to fucking piss during spiderman and I had to sit there with a stuffed ass and bladder, hovering on my chair.

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The film already pissed on spiderman, least you could do is piss on the floor.

t. Woman
Get a bigger bladder or get a normal sized drink instead of a mega glup amerifat

I'd guess it's a matter of throughput.
Rush through the movie and kick the patrons out ASAP.
Then you can bring in more ticket-buyers.
Simple economics.

Because some people are stupid enough to pay for bad movies instead of pirating them.

Because most people don't want to fucking deal with stopping a movie for fifteen minutes so your retarded ass can take a piss or shit.

You netflix people are obsessed with your own personal comfort. Stay home.

Movies aren't made to cater to your obviously malfunctioning bladder. At least stop drinking two-liter bottles of Coke for an aperitif.

Is your body so feeble, you have to piss every two hours?

Easiest way to theater hop in cheap theaters. A||MC and Cinemark destroyed theater hopping by having anyone with a ticket have to pick their seats in advance

Just piss on the floor to let the establishment know something is wrong

Drive semis and develop a trucker bladder, I can hold on four like six hours or so. Also don't drink so much.

you drank all of your pop before the trailers were done right?

Movies with intermissions were 4 or 5 hours long. You just have a tiny bladder, OP.

What did you drink during the movie? I found that I had to pee with in an hour if I mixed my liquor into my soda, but if I drank them separately I was fine for the whole movie

>drinking alchohol at the cinema
why

Not them but I always do. Patience is for nerds

Stop drinking on movie theaters. At most drink a little when you feel like the movie going for the final act

Go to the toilet BEFORE the movie the starts.

They don't do this in my theater. But I only go in the mornings because the tickets are cheaper, so I don't know if this is just a premier thing.

Cause I’m a grown ass man watching the avengers alone

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Lol, dunno you OP but i don't have to worry about that, i've been pissing on my soda cup since i was a kid.

A piss blatter strapped to your leg is standard movie equipment user

Mine is, which is why I always use the restroom right before a movie and don't drink my entire soda before the previews are over.

I went to Creed 2 days after release. These 3 teens took my family and I's seats. We held our tickets and said these are our seats & they left. Do you go to a chain theater?

Most movies with intermissions in then used to be musicals, where it was expected to have two acts. It’s an excuse to preview more music that might’ve not been in the overture, and gives people a break, while making it clear that act two is a thing and to get comfy, especially when the length of a movie wasn’t easily looked up beforehand as it is today.

When the musical genre died so did the intermissions. Most movies conform to under or at 2 hrs, which is standard. Even modern musical movies don’t do intermissions.

And to be honest, even when intermissions were popular they were far, far from the norm. To be frank, outside of musicals I’ve only seen 4 of them. One in Gone with the Wind (the movie you need to plan a whole day for watching), 1950’s Around the World in 80 Days, and the other two are silent films. Either early long cinema, or grand spectacle classics.

To be honest comic book movies don’t give a rat’s ass, so they’ll keep pushing the envelope until people are fed up.

they still have them in Turkey.

They will--no matter what--start an intermission at the halfway point of a movie's run-time.

And then abruptly begin after 20 minutes whether or not you're back.

same reason the CIA pushed the "dont talk during the movie" meme

to destroy any possibility of a social public space and turn the movie theater into a trough of pure consumption

Good answer user

GO GET SOME SNACKS.
PERHAPS A CARBONATED SODA.

I liked intermissions but dude, if you have to piss just go take a piss, you're not on a mission, it's a movie.

>dude, don't hydrate and hold your pee for hours
/ck/-tier health advisor right there

In my country they had intermissions for every movie even if they're not built in the movie.

>whether or not you're back
What do you expect them to do, a roll call? Wait for grandma to push out her constipated shit even if it takes an hour?

AMC. The only theater I've been to that has reserved seating was this really big fancy one with reclining chairs and gourmet food and a bowling alley and an actual arcade.

Thats why you phone in an anonymous tip about a suspicious package being left by an middle eastern man in the middle of the film

You get an intermission and probably a free ticket to see another movie for the 'inconvenience'

i have a problem with this as well, i even try force myself to pee right before the movie, and then dont drink anything during the movie, still, i run like crazy to the nearest toilet after the screening

why is my body betraying me?

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Nothing’s stopping you from unzipping your pants and peeing right there on the floor.

you gonna get a bladder infection son

>had to fucking piss during spiderman
>stuffed ass
taking the butt plug out before going to the movies should help

why can't Americans go 2 hours without eating/shitting/pissing

Nigga I made it through Endgame without having to use the facilities and I was eating popcorn and drinking a soda.

There's an app that tells you the best times to pee during movies

I don't remember the name but you can google it