Spider-man: Far from Home

>Why the fuck people hate using commas
Dey comatose, yo.

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I think it's about time we asked for help this strange group of heroes, called... let me check.. ah right, The Uncanny X-Men. I heard they are even mightier than avengers

What about Hawkeye?

This

What about War Machine? He’s the closest thing to an Iron Man

Actually, Fury seems to be a private contractor these days.

Because apparently the Skrulls are retards? I never saw Captain Marvel, wee they this incompetent in this too?

>no fuck you Parker, i own you. Your 16 year old ass is a loose canon and cant be a officially sanctioned Superhero until you are 18.
this is how Fury should have responded

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>"there's a serious threat to your city which will endanger the lives of millions"
>"lol who cares? party party party!"
in the wake of all the kinds of shit that happen in the MCU why dont people take shit seriously?

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MCU Fury is a bro not a psychopath you edgy cuck.

But coulsons cards dude... He took them from his poker and lied that coulson was holding them when he was killed... Clearly he's deranged.

Nick Fury is supposed to have balls, hes not a fucking ''bro'' under any curciomstance.

He specifically drops his act under certain circumstances in the MCU.

>complaining about the characterization of Nick Fury in light of the post credits scene

C’mon y’all

and thats what makes MCU Fury shit
Fury's tough guy attitude is never a act, hes a guy that can help you but also shit on you from heights you'll think god himself crapped on you

Yes they did, but brainlets like to pretend the movie didn't think before them because they want to validate their lack of attention span and bad taste of capekino.

that just concerns me with the Skrull deifying Carol.

Fury implies his status is in limbo

He was basically dead for 5 years, so its possible Shield either doesn't exist, or exists in a completely different capacity

He then immediately drops this attitude once Miles becomes a thing

How about Professor Hulk?

>MCU Peter is about as far from Peter Parker as any adaptation has ever gone.
>Normies keep talking about how they "finally got it right" and how "faithful" he is.
Is this the power of Dusney?

>Implying Mysterio wasnt perfect.

They say he knows the locations because that's where they happened on his earth

>Talk about Peter.
>You talking shit about Quentin?
The fuck?

everything past Ultimatum isnt canon as far as im concerned

This was Fury's way of telling Peter "when you turn 18, you'll be an Ultimate, a celebrity superhero with limitless resources."

Fury is an asshole

>MUH STARK HURT MUH FEELINGS MY INVENTION ISNT BARF :((((
no fuck you
Mysterio should be no ones lapdog, hes a man that lives for the spectacle

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Kevin Feige was able to destroy Nick Fury in Captain Marvel and Far From Home
They turned him into an idiot.

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Is Peter OK with the fact that all the damage/injuries in London were pretty much a direct result of his utter retardation?
He doesn't seem too shook up about it honestly

Was it Fury who got snapped or was it a skrull?

To be fair idiot Fury in Spider-Man was a fake. As for Capt Marvel not a clue since I didn't see it but would guess cause he was a rookie agent.

Yes

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It's the same way Tony has direct responsibility for the blip/snap happening, but most everyone treats him as a hero. Heroes make mistakes, but ultimately, because the bad guy was doing it in the end, bad guy is responsible.

Maybe they just didn't care because everyone was still mentally freaking out over the blip stuff and needed the party to handle that craziness still.

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>I never saw Captain Marvel, wee they this incompetent in this too?

They were kinda bungling in hindsight

Sam?

Wanda?

Rhodey?

T'challa?

>It's the same way Tony has direct responsibility for the blip/snap happening

???

Did you misspell “Thor” or “Peter Quill” as “Tony”?

Motherf-

"All are busy! I pride they're totally not somewhere else doing stuff and I'm totally not a Skrull pretending to be on the ball with all this nonsense!"

Did Tony fail to stop Thanos? Then he's responsible.

I want to verb Noun's adjective noun.

Fury is still idiot leaving two alien baffoons who don't even understand physics in charge of Shield.

Is it any good?

Remember when Talos's science guy couldn't figure out vector coordinates?

Fuck this revelation with a god damned knife. Fury destroys peterslofe and doesn’t even do it to his face. The MCU really did fuck the character over completely, captain marvel took away his mystique to build hers and in spiderman they took away the last of his competence. Why the guck would he be on vacation if he’s literally five years behind on his intelligence?

Could be he's heading SWORD now and doesn't worry about SHIELD stuff anymore because what's earthpolitics in the face of space invasions.

It's not out yet

That implies he just doesn't care about earth now.

>doesn't care about Earth because he is spending his time dealing with the biggest threats to Earth ever

he meant that fury doesn't care about petty villains and hydra sleeping cells

thanos level threats are what he is all about

>Asking ASSgardians to do anything for humanity
>Asking niggers to roleplay as international gendarmerie
You get a white man to do a white man's job, retard.

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