Mickey, Donald, and Goofy canonically live in a ghetto

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>see headline
>don't be black, don't be black, don't be black
>open video
>mfw black

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I love this shit so much
The artificial happiness that Disney tries to provide in its park colliding with the real world. It fascinates me every step of the way

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exactly, I'm sitting here toking the bong analyzing every bit of it.

>that lady ramming the cart into the other guy like she's on Robot Wars

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Okay, but which one is Ariel?

sorry for yo people, nigga

>that employee

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Neighborhood crip!

Good thing it wasn't white people shooting up the place

The new Little Mermaid meet and greet is getting out of hand.

I'm surprised it took so long for security to show up. I thought every passing moment was being hawkishly watched by big mouse in those parks.

Based

Despite

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the only pack of blacks in the entire park and they find a way to find each other and start shit.

>Elderly janitor is the first actual employee there trying to keep the peace, no security in sight
>Random park goers have to subdue the guy when he flipped out since it took security way too long to get there
>Some random woman has to pick up the LITERAL TODDLER walking around while people are fighting because nobody in the family gives a fuck about him

What an absolute shit show all around

How did those black people afford to even go to Disney Land?

This was kind of my though too, but I'm pretty sure all that stuff about how Disney is constantly watching, and that there are plainclothes security everywhere, etc, has become basically an urban legend at this point (one that Disney is happy to have people keep repeating).
But in reality, if you watch videos of fights or other things going wrong or getting out of control (other than standard ride e-stops), the response time is actually often shockingly slow and the cast members often seem dumbstruck and don't seem to know what to do.
Thankfully incidents like this don't happen all that often (mostly due to the price keeping lowlifes out), but I get the feeling that Disney isn't really as prepared as people think they are.

Shit, over 3 minutes until the first sign of security. And a janitor is the only employee to step in before that. That's really embarrassing for Disney.

Maybe Toon Town is just the furthest possible spot away for all the security because who in the FUCK gets into fights at fucking Toon Town? Evidently, black people do

Who gets in fights at Disney in general? You've paid hundreds of dollars to fly to that fucking part of the country and another handful of hundreds to get into the park, not to mention getting fastpass or anything else.

They stole White money

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they were probably loCals

watching people like this actually makes my stomach turn

That just means you have high standards. People should act properly in public, especially with children around.

That still doesn't explain where they got the money to enter the park. It's still expensive and a massive waste of money to go there just to chimp out and escorted out of the park.

People like them aren't exactly smart with their money

Nah, this is Disneyland, not World. There are plenty of ways to get in without paying full price. Specifically, the monthly payment plan for APs has been by far the worst thing for Disneyland crowds -- not just the number of people, but the type of people. I'm 100% sure the people in this video are AP holders using a payment plan (aka buying something they can't actually afford).

I just feel bad for the kids and employees

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I wonder what happens to those passes then, since it's probably these people are going to be banned from the park for a while.

Gang money

Which is better, Disneyland or Disneyworld?

how does that make my standards "high" and not just average?

Drug Money, did you not hear him say "neighborhood crip"? He's a gang member.

Disneyland if you're just hanging out for 1 day, Disneyworld for a full vacation

Because standards for public conduct have been in a free fall for decades.

World has several times more things to do, though I prefer the Land version of some rides, particularly Space Mountain

I went to WDW in June and didn't see that many minorities save japanese tourists (for florida standards anyway). I figured the prices were starting to affect them

>even the toddler throws a punch at 1:48

That response time was awful , I wonder how abc media will spin this

Liberals in America deserve to live around this.

You should had known better by now. If there is a fight/rape? Black people. If a neighborhood got shot up? Black people. If a public facility got shot up? White people. If someone is sniping others with a sniper rifle? White people. If an explosion is involved? Sand people. If someone develops superpowers and harmed a bunch of innocent people? Filthy mutant abominations.

Hang in there, bro, we're all gonna make it.

It looks like a casting call for new live action Disney Princesses.

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disney's live action the boondocks. this was the nigga moment episode.

Is that guy on the right recording with his phone back there?

Very clever, Carlos

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>do me a favor and calm down
Disney security training sounds to be top notch.

Not Yea Forums related

Am I having a fucking seizure right now?
I was just in this exact fucking thread weeks ago.
Please tell me you're fucking with me right now.

Why are Disney employees so ineffectual here.

>I don't want to get involved, they might call me a racist...

That's not a pun, Carlos, you spic cunt.

>It literally just keeps going
lmao

YO WHO CHOKE ME OUT
WHO THE NIGGA THAT CHOKED ME OUT?

theme parks are co

Literally any mass shooting, child missing, domestic terror attack, racially motivated attack = white people

>AY DUN GIF A FUCK!

>BITCH ASS NIGGA

>I DUN GIF A FUCK!

Black people really are NPCs they all spout the same lines all the time.

Sadly that's how it is nowadays. Same reason why men don't wanna have their arm around women while taking pictures. You dunno who will accuse you of what.

Robbed a white scalper.

That silent hero with the grey hat who choked him out and disappeared by back in the crowd.

>EXCUSE ME SIR
>HOW ARE YOU DOING
>I LOVE YOU SON

Oh yeah cause white people are so much better, right? Go back to /pol/

I don't know I've seen a few child missing being black fathers trying to sell their kids for drug money

>mfw

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this video is clearly racially motivated
you think we'd see the same shit between a white family and a black family? or two white families? not at disneyland

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you have to watch more than 15 seconds dude

Most people in fights don't go around spouting dialogue/strategies and other minute details at one another like a Jojo battle.

>ywn watch cosplayers goofing around with Disney Employees
Why

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top 1 anime fights

this shit is the best thing I have ever see in this year, this is art

>guy in pink shirt hits woman
>her man and pink shirt barely exchange blows
>white shirt guy throws sucker punch at other woman coming up
What the fuck. They're too afraid to attack each other but go right ahead hitting on women?

What's the context here?

the happy music that starts playing in the background is hilarious.

Look at that elongated jaw holy shit, "just skin color" my ass!

>that lady calling 911
>"We're in toon town, right in front of Goofy's house"
Jesus Christ, I laughed more than I should.

its also like a supermarket store. when i worked at them, i was told (i only worked in the nation wide ones) that i cant stop any shoplifter or stop a fight myself, and to avoid any and all confrontations like that and let security or other by standers deal with it because if I steped in, i would get hurt and cause damages or i might damage someone and that person could sue the company if i touched them or some gay shit or "assaulted" them (although that isnt the same as a security person stopping, for some reason, despite working for same company). also i dont wanna randomly get shanked, gun shot, or generally hurt at all. lets face it big black guys can stop the average american person unless they get ganged up on. one time i aksed if a bunch of employees were allowed to gang up on a guy if he is hurting us and they said we still couldnt do that, we couldnt throw any punches at all and "let security deal with it"

that sucks, dude

>the people we're liable for can't get involved, they might get hurt
>lol fuck it if random bystanders want to do something, who cares
I understand why it's a policy but it's so fucking hypocritical. You shouldn't be expected to step in if it's not your job, but punishing the people that do? Fucking ridiculous

women are easy targets who cant fight back for shit, even the fat one apparently. the guys have strength not in fat to back up their punches and one blow to the head basiclaly means youre done in street fights since its constant punching if youre not getting punched
niggers being niggers, what else is new
these guys are the ones i hate the most, strong muscle guy randomly appearing doing military taught combat.

She's watching her parents beat each other up outside the restaurant.

>hating someone for trying to break up a fight
Sound's like someone's insecure

If there's ever an emergency in Disneyland that's actually pretty much the best you can give for location. Anaheim dispatchers and PD are familiar with the layout of Disneyland so they can relay to onsite officers and DL Security exactly where the emergency is. It definitely sounds ridiculous when spoken out loud though.

I watched the whole thing, he does it the whole time.

White people tend to act like individuals and even come up with new phrases yes.

Every single black person I know talks exactly like the last rap video they just watched.

But

>BITCH ASS NIGGA I DUN GIVE A FUCK

Is what they say all the time when they're made. It doesn't change between individual units, it comes out all the same. I've encountered hundreds of people exactly like this guy.

I don't doubt that. I've never personally worked in a place like that. But it seems like the safest thing to do is not get involved and that's ironic and sad.