Could he defeat Thanos?

could he defeat Thanos?

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he'd job, even with obelisk.

>Thanos is about to snap his fingers.
>Kaiba throws a card at the gauntlet.
>This stops him somehow.

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Given he already resisted being erased out of existence due to his powerful autism, and he can summon a god out of nothing, yeah. He would kick Thanos’s ass harder than he is when he sees a blue eyes.

>You may have destroyed half the cards in my deck with that cheap parlour trick, Thanos, but my deck still has more than enough power to destroy you!

>Kaiba wins the duel halving his deck again and drawing his winning combo.

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In a children's card game, yes.

He could pay Thanos

>super glue on both sides of the card
>throws the card inbetween Tanos' thumb and middle finger just as he's about to snap
>then throws more cards inbetween his other fingers so that he can't close his fist

As if Kaiba would give up that many cards for something as irrelevant as saving the world.

Yes. He's canonically resisted being wiped by reality warping powers with sheer force of autism and his ego being so massive.

He's also summoned deities from his raw autism.

And he started an advanced alien life form card game society.
And a machine that lets him travel to the Egyptian afterlife.

>That time he built the world's first space elevator just so he could make an AI of his rival to play vidya against in space all day
>That still wasn't enough so he proceeded to make technology to somehow breach the boundaries of the afterlife and send his essence to egyptian heaven all for the sake of getting that salty runback against Atem
>That time he had a card creation contest so he could put those cards in a rocket and send them into space so aliens could learn card games
>Aliens actually did find these cards and wars over them
>tfw he pulls off all these crazy feats with fucking trading cards
>This man also has a fucking dragon shaped private jet

There is no limit to this man's autism

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>And a machine that lets him travel to the Egyptian afterlife.
Not merely travel to it. Outright BREAK into it. All so he could have one last runback against the Pharaoh.

What if we combined Kaiba with Black Manta?

>His winning combo is summon Eater of Millions by banishing all cards but 1, then summon Gren Maju and attack for game.

He'd build an elaborate contraption takes dozens of years worth of man hours and billions of dollars to trap Thanos in an alternate reality where he has to beat him in a children's card game to escape. Thanos duels him and wins, but before he can escape Yugi shows up, challenges Thanos himself, draws kuriboh and wins.

Only if Thanos ain't the main story arc villain.

But it's to stop him from whipping out half of the cards in existence!

His love/hate boner for the Pharaoh burned like a supernova so bad that He literally created a reality breaking machine to go to the Egyptian afterlife just to fuck with him again, his autismo is literally unstoppable

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What decks would the Avengers and Thanos have?

can the chazz defeat thanos?

The Chazz can't even defeat this little faggot.

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>Caps deck is all warriors and equip spells
>Tony's deck is all machine monsters
>Thanos builds a deck around banish effects
>Thors deck is based in getting a big beater out
>ditto Hulk
>Nat trap cards I guess

Obviously thor would play thunder dragons

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you know someone actually tested that scene and it worked

>Bitch can't Chazz It Up.
Virgin Chazz doesn't deserve the title of 'The Chazz'.

Thanos beat the Grandmaster in a game of chess by cheating. He's basically the Pharaoh but can also punch people to death.

I have at my gun range, it doesn't work. But the cards in the show are shown to be water proof and pretty durable so maybe they're laminated or something.

Kaibafags are fucking retarded. Kaiba lost to every single villain. Even filler villains. He would hit Thanos' life points once and then die like a bitch.

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When has Kaiba ever beaten a main antagonist?
>lost to Pegasus, had to ge tbailed out by Yugi
>never straight dueled Marik
>lost to Noah, had to get bailed out by Noah
>Lost to Dartz despite having Yugi on his team
Only character that Kaiba consistently beat was Joey

>That still wasn't enough so he proceeded to make technology to somehow breach the boundaries of the afterlife
That isn't what happened. He used the dimensional cube of Aigami to do it. It wasn't he tech.
>be a p2w faggot
>barely able to beat poorfags like Joey
SAD. That said, Marik was one of the worst duelists. Only reason Yugi or Joey didn't OTK was bad writing.

THANOS, IF YOU SNAP YOUR FINGERS...I'LL KILL MYSELF!

He defeated that poor excuse of a main villain pink haired faggot after the Orichalcos arc, if only because he was on Kaiba's version of Dysneyland.

He was going to beat Noah, but apparently Mokuba standing in front of his monster made him not want to attack
He beat the pink haired German guy.
Atem was on his team when they dueled Dartz, so that technically counts.

Didn't he utterly btfo one of the filler villains (some pink haired dude) and proceed to shit talk him

He wasn't the main duelist villain tho. It was his little brother with the OP field spell.

Why do people pretend that Kaiba isn't the world's biggest jobber?

I used to love him as a kid because he had the coolest cards but he kept getting btfo by Yugi every single time.

No, he loses just so Yugi can be the one to defeat Thanos just like it happened with Pegasus and with his filler step-brother.

Because he's the ultimate sore loser? Doom is probably a bigger one, though.

That guy didn't know his brother was cheating for him and tried to concede when he found out.

They should have just let Joey win against Marik. Finale would be a 3 episode Joey vs Kaiba battle Semi finals end in a tie between Yugi and Kaiba, but Yugi lets Kaiba move forward since Yugi feels that Joey deserves that rematch

Reminder that Joey beat Yugi after Battle City.

I watched the show again recently and he loses way more frequently than I remember. Also if you remove the filler arc, he doesn't really have much going on as a character.

My mind went straight to the chess match too.

Kaiba is basically dr. Doom but without his own country and slightly less murderous.

please. dr. doom wished he had his own amusement park. kaiba corp + kaiba land > latveria.

Kaiba doesn't have an army of fanboy writers making comics filled with wank.

Fucking criminal that they never showed that match

But Latveria produces the best chocolate froth in East Europe. All Kaiba cares about are vanillas.

>this is what Kaibafags actually believe

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He didn't though. He just wanted to prove himself as a true duelist worthy of the card. You can do that without winning.

Kaz confirmed he won.

Yes, but Siegfried isn't realy the strongest duelist out there

kaiba will have his top scientists develop state of the art chocolate froth that will rival latveria's.
>watching peasants joust
how exciting

You just know it's because of Yugi. Atem would steamroll the fucker because he doesn't care if it's a 9 year old dueling him or if he dooms someone's soul if he beats them.

My God...Doom it’s just a Dnd narrator butthurt that no one wanted to play his shitty setting so he made it real

Where exactly in Europe is Latveria?

Your headcanon doesn't matter

Joey is the living personification of potencial and the drive to improve.

Atem got beaten due to this. Atem ran out of tricks.

Are you saying that Atem wouldn't murder a guy if it meant winning a game?

He stopped with that in Duelist Kingdom and became a moralfag.

Or you know they used one of the oldest yu-gi-oh trick: when they want the opponent to "win" but can't let the MC lose the match is a draw.

Yugi is a better duelist than Atem though.

>Orichalcos