Spider-man: Far from Home

It feels alright to me.

Because Tom is gay

Because Disney writers honestly can't write for shit. I know there's lots of drones here but the writing for Phase 1 felt a lot more honest and believable than for every other Phase. I hate to be the not muh Spidey guy but Holland's version doesn't feel like any good version of the character

MJ should be a charismatic bombshell, not a zoomer dork who is obsessed with dark things.

Because Andrew and Emma were actually dating and it was the only good thing about their movies. Tobey and Kristen were in a Raimi movie so they get a free pass.

trust me I avoid Yea Forums as much as possible. its bad enough Yea Forums, Yea Forums and /pol/ all infest every other board like cancer

Also, they never bond. Peter just says he likes her

i'm not wrong.

zoomers can't into true, god approved, love.

I mean, he's right. MJ is a redhead. Redheads are not black.

theres just no chemistry
probably because Holland is gay and Zendayas experience consists of disney channel.
In 2002 Tobey had finished Seabiscuit and Kirsten was coming off of Bring It On, both of which was fucking huge. Both actors had storied careers before that, real experience. Nothing Holland or Zendaya have done is that significant, by comparison, and neither were household names before Spider-man.

Because he's the worst actor in fucking history and is only in this role because his daddy's connections.

Aren’t Zendaya and Tom also dating? So were Tibet and Kirsten.

>check wiki
>22
you were right, boner, it was ok

Because they make it feel like an awkward middle school crush and MJs character is pretty inconsistent. One second she's cool calm and collected around Peter, the next scene she's awkward. Definitely needs time to develop though. Hopefully we get to a point in the mcu where Parker graduates and starts living a more adult lifestyle, like Toby Maguire spiderman

This too. They have no game. They're basically just use to sitting around waiting for the girls to select the pretty boys and making it easier for them to get whatever they want. They don't know how to seduce, flirt, banter and be romantic. That was all destroyed with feminism and social networking.

*Tobey

Fucking phoneposting

Faggot

It's not bad. It's kind of cute in an awkward way, but Peter suddenly being interested in MJ made no sense.

Toby/Kirsten a shit, though.

Learn to spell his name

Are you serious? If so that's kind of creepy. Is that a requirement for Spiderman films?

Because the writing behind this MJ is more concerned with what she's not, then what she is. This is what fell flat for Zack Synder's superman. This MJ is not your comic MJ, she's not your cartoon MJ and she's not your Raimi MJ. When you remove all that, all you have is the 'not like other girls' trope.
Polygamy is getting married to multiple people. You're thinking polyamory.

Zendaya is cute, but their “romance” feels a bit awkward.

fpbp

Since we are on this topic, does polygamy count as cucking?

This but unironically

Because they're younger.

>anyone else depressed

No. You can always kys or go to Reddit where you can dowvote or mass report

Because Zendaya has small boobs.

>Raimi movie so they get a free pass.

The same way Marvel gets a free pass with mistakes other movies made? Don’t take these things so personal, it’s just a movie

?

That handsome manlet will enjoy a life of fine pussy while you fuck your hand and tell strangers on the internet about how being tall is all.

You’re whining that Raimi movies get a pass while the MCU is criticized. My advice is to stop taking movies personally. It’s just a movie, not sports or something

Depends on the type of Polygamy. The only type of Polygamy, that currently exists, is the old tradition of one man marrying multiple woman. This is cucking. The wives are having to share one man. If the opposite happened (which it doesn't, however, we'll pretend that it does) it would also be cucking. Because the husbands have to share one wife.
The only type of polygamy that isn't cucking would be for a group of people to all marry each other. So that everyone is shared, each person to married to everyone.

It’s only been this movie where the relationship became a thing

Toby spanned 3 movies

>but the writing for Phase 1 felt a lot more honest and believable than for every other Phase

even Thor 1?

Dude unless someone is getting off to it its not cuckoldry

Because they went from him taking her contrarian jokes at his expense in the last movie at face value and completely ignoring her for it to him suddenly in love with her. They didn't even bother with giving him an epiphany that he has feelings for her. It's just supposed to be a given.

No I was being unironic.

t. cuckold

Young, awkward. They literally have been dating for like 60 seconds of screen time. Even still, I disagree tho, I find this romance way more authentic. Just is. They have chemistry that’s building film to film. I’d like to see them split before college and then have her come back after you do Gwen. Really have to see how this next one plays out tho. We’re in uncharted waters right now.

Predictable is the perfect word for it. Every day I come here because I'm bored, but every thread I read is the same old shit day after day and I'm even more fuckin' bored.

Make a discord or go to reddit then.

>Because Andrew and Emma were actually dating and it was the only good thing about their movies.

At least the actually awful stuff was exciting in a frustrating kind of way. The romance scenes just felt like a chore.
>but they have chemistry
So does the paint I bought at Home Depot, that doesn't mean I want to watch it dry.

>is anyone else depressed how insanely predictable this place is?
The truth is SUPPOSED to be predictable, you fucking faggot.

Cuz she's not MJ.

I hope.

Honestly reddit has flaws but it’s actually better than this place 9 times out of ten. I’ve never had an interesting thread about comics turn into a shit throwing party with the word nigger.

Well, a lot of people prefer those kiddo. Big tits are generally overrated. The more you have actual sex, with more people, let alone quality sex; the more you’ll come to realize this. Unless you’re so insecure you don’t learn how to perform for, like actual sex, not porn sex persae.

But aaaaaaaannnywaaaaaaaaay.

Good thing that not every thread here is like that you faggot, now fuck off.

I didn't truly believe the summer meme until this thread.

Cuckoldry is also limited to a black man fucking your white wife. Terms tend to change. Especially when they're new.

I preferred Liz desu

Stop making stuff up, youre confusing the children

Gotten to.

CAN'T
UNSEE!

I'm sorry for confusing you, user.

He doesn't have a reason to like her. IIRC he didn't care about her in homecoming. In this movie, he suddenly likes her so much and we're given no explanation for why.

He got the zoomer look almost perfectly

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>Compared to Tobey/Kirsten
can we just nuke this whole board already please

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You should go back there. The biggest hivemind and hugbox for Marvel fanboys

I wish Mysterio didnt die.

go back

who says he did?

Is the movie worth seeing? I feel like not even having seen the movie I already have seen it. And I have not read spoilers.

It feels obvious Mysterio is gonna lead pete on and turn out to be the bad man the whole time and lying about the multiverse (because i dont see marvel jumping in to new shit already.). Just seems like any other marvel movie but I keep seeing people say they love it.

>another predictable response

All we need are "cope" and "seethe" to finish the buzzword casserole.

If you like Homecoming's version of Spiderman and all the MCU movies that all the same tone then you will like this one.

Have sex

Some people are getting more of a thing they like and that suits them just fine. I thought homecoming was bland. So, for me, this is a step up.

That she bitches about the web swinging is the most egregious thing by far.

I know that it's Mysterio, but the MCU doesn't reuse villains, so the supposed mystery doesn't matter. He's functionally dead.

What's your address?

UK. I'm available,

West Virginia. Fort Gay. Skin Road. Number Four.

You have to go back

>implying Sinister Six won't be in Spidey 3

I don't care, I just want to fuck Zendaya.

They only have two developed characters. Gargan is just some guy and the Shockers were throwaway gags. The MCU isn't going to have Spidey long enough to get to the Sinister Six.

>I love Led Zeppelin
That got a huge laugh in my theater from almost everyone, the teenage girl in the seat next to me said to her friend "I don't get it"

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there's just too much awk stumbling
The character of teenage Peter Parker has always been that way yeah and it's an important part of the character but even in the end of the movie neither character is able to even commit to a simple conversation with the other.
The size difference is pretty hot tho

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And I want to team up with Zendaya to make Tom Holland a Spit Roast. But it looks like neither of us are getting what we want.

Those other pairing were just as shit, don't kid yourself.

>Peter just says he likes her
And she gives him, nor the audience any reasons to like her. The previous movies worked by showing that Peter/MJ or Peter/Gwen liked each other. Make MJ woke, hostile, and a snarky asshole, and you have an audience wondering what Peter can possibly see in her.

What are you talking about? One of the best marvel romance were Misty and Iron Fist.

I think it's Pete's best showing in the MCU-he's the MC and the plot doesn't jump around as much as Homecoming. The final battle is also pretty acrobatic, it's the movie that best gives the impression of how Spiderman would actually fight (the SFX just weren't there for Rami, and The Amazing films were shit). Definitely worth seeing, but obviously not the best movie ever or anything.

>and you have an audience wondering what Peter can possibly see in her.
she's pretty
they're on friendly terms
he's a hormonal kid
?
why did he like that last love interest? she's pretty. I haven't seen Far From Home and doubt I will for a long time but I don't see how it could be a hard sell.

You’re complaining about Yea Forums, we gave you advice

So if white guy is fucking your white wife what do you call it? Also cuckold is old word.

Because Zendaya and Holland are terrible actors propped up by the executives who own their genitals.

Cuckold is a 500 year old term you fucking retard

This.

>Found the Homo

>A lot of people prefer small tits

>Big boobs are overrated

Isn't this contradictory?

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All romance in the MCU feels flat because they are incapable of sincerity. All moments of genuine emotion must be immediately undercut by a stupid joke, or the audience might start to think it isn't hip and ironic enough.

You do know she's biracial right?

Yeah, Queen of the Quintillion Ball

Because they just don’t have that great a chemistry, and their romance feels tacked on

The only pairing that feels like there's effort behind is Quill and Gamora.

That’s what Yea Forums has become but it’s nowhere near as bad as Yea Forums and some generals. You just have to ignore and hide threads.

>makes kino like In The Heart of the Sea and Pilgrimage

yeah just stick to superhero movies

>she's pretty
The movies oddly put a lot of effort into make her less pretty than in real life.
>they're on friendly terms
She spent all of Homecoming being hostile to everyone, but was friendly towards him once at the end. Anyone would be better off with someone consistently friendly.

That's new. We still use words that are thousands of years old. It only seems old to you.

Spider Man 3's B plot will be about Peter learning to be more open minded and accepting as MJ wants an open relationship so she can fuck Flash

>she's pretty

She's barely a 6. That's being extremely generous.

Zendaya is a burgerland 9.Most girls her age are double the weight.

>Tom is a manlet
he also has a body that turns anyone gay in a 5 miles radius

MCU Pete has jungle fever.

>he thinks Sony will back out of the deal

nope.

There is no reason why Peter should not go after Betty instead, and at beast, friendzone the fuck out of nuMJ.

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People thought he would be the new iron man.
But this is actually the new ass of america.

Because there's no deepness at all and will be over by the end of third movie.
And they are treating it like that in every level, just temporary stuff.

Besides, everyone knows Felicia is the real deal

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The guy is probably gay. Plus in interviews he's cucked.

She's got really creepy noodle arms.

Ship

Are we pretending we bought the previous romances?

No, it's just traditional hollywood bearding.

That’s more of a millennial problem.

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Nice try faggot. Go jerk off to some BBC porn.

Sticm to

>Implying any of us will ever leave this place
Just shows how new you really are.

Not gonna lie. The complete lack of Peter X /ss/eamstress or X May talking about his stiff Peter tingle is baffling considering how it took off after endgame

...

Too bad their entire relationship got deleted

Black Cat is just the best

The romance in FFH looks flat and effortless because they're playing literal teenagers. Neither have never been in a relationship before.

Liz was hotter & sweeter, she should have been MJ, Zendaya is too snarky & i don't know why Peter could like her

Forced interracial couple and redhead erasure. Also, Tobey wants a gay Spiderman. The people acting as them have no souls and are doing it to be woke, so of course the characters reflect that.

You know she's a nigger right?

They didn't properly develop it and the whole love triangle with Brad was so fucking weird and annoying.

because Tom Holland is gay and Zendaya is a tranny and they have little sexual chemistry

He should just come out, it was so obvious by how quickly he answered to the Fuck, marry, and kill thing with the Chrises and he is just so uninterested in women.

Love or hate the GotG movies but Gunn put a lot of effort in their relationships, fucking Yondu's funeral was even sadder than Tony's in Endgame because of it.

This was the best performance yet though. White couples are so 1800's.

It's what happens when you have two gay people.

A lot of people doesn't equal majority of people

Honestly I think Tobey and Kirsten's was worse.

Peter literally, LITERALLY, spells out what he finds attractive in her, plus she's pretty.

If a polygamist has sex with multiple wives at the same time it would not be considered cucking, it would be a threesome or an orgy. It's related to cucking but generally for someone to be cucked they can't be directly involved in the sex of their loved one to someone else (other than minor ways like watching, handholding, 'cleanup', etc.). Also if we're talking about a woman cucked by another woman, that's called cuckqueaning not cuckolding, although cuck for short still works. From what I understand a lot of polygamists, in the Muslim world for example, have separate homes for each wife or at least separate bedrooms. So in most cases that would qualify as cuckqueaning.
No, it's not the fetish of cuckolding but the word predates the fetish by a long time. Anyone whose lover is having sex with someone else (without them also being directly involved) is a cuck.
BS, that's strictly something from American porn, and some guys may try practicing it because they saw it in porn, but you're still a cuckold if a white man takes your wife. Heck there are even asians who fantasize about a white guy stealing their wife the same way white porn addicts do about black men. But there are plenty of situations where cuckoldry or cuckqueaning doesn't invokve race at all. Actually cuckqueaning rarely does and the times I've seen where race is involved it's more pro-white than anything else (asian girl fantasizing about a Nordic goddess fucking rheir white boyfriend, etc.)

Zendaya is not pretty, what the fuck.

The implication in cuckoldry is that the cuckold is not receiving any sex from their partner, which is typically not the case in polygamous marriages.

lso the literal meaning of cuckoldry is having to raise another's child as your own

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>not receiving any sex from their partner, which is typically not the case in polygamous marriages.
You'd be surprised.

>The implication in cuckoldry is that the cuckold is not receiving any sex from their partner
Not really, they can still have sex with the partner, it's just that someone else is also having sex with them at different times, cucking them.

I mean Andrew/Emma were actually dating and Tobey/Kristen were... well, actually their "romance" is about as flat as the current Tom/Zendaya one.

if Marvel really didnt want to do MJ or Gwen again why not give Spidey with a new GF like Felicia or hell Chet?

The very fact you used cucking as a verb to describe an instance of one party not receiving sex while the others do reinforces the overall implication.

Yeah, no, Kirsten and the romance was the worst part of the Raimi films.

>is anyone else depressed
yep but not because of this shit show of a site. Yea Forums is full of Yea Forums retards now and they'll spam every thread with
>go back to le reddit
>racism is funny because uhhh niggers
>i want to fuck a child
>company war shit that is never about comics/and cartoons
i wish posting movie shit was a bannable offense

Because felicia is always the renegade route option and spidey has to be the good guy, especially in the disneyverse

With how irresponsible and carefree Holland Peter is, this would be prime time for Felicia.

fuck off mongoloid

Don't go lying now, user.

Holland Spidey is too young for her

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Do white guys not find her attractive?

Cause brown guys surely do

the soundtrack slaps

best main theme i've heard in years

youtube.com/watch?v=eoSDzpU5XVE

I can't imagine having so little self worth you convince yourself a girl who looks like she had her face run over by a truck repeatedly is attractive. Hope you're shills.

True, but Captain Fungus already set the precedent.

why are white people so fucking goofy looking? even the supposedly "beautiful" ones look fucking silly, how could anyone be attracted to that

>Tobey wants a gay Spiderman
Oh come on. That was one of those kinda questions where Tom just said yeah i guess that would work and people blew that up.

Remember the boy from OP? This is him now. Feel old yet?

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