How would DC have handled this scene?
How would DC have handled this scene?
Blake Bailey
Jayden Jones
Like this.
William Fisher
Easy.
Jose Cox
First of all, how does time travel work in dc?
Grayson Baker
Uh, if we’re using stuff form any DC Live Action Thing, Christopher Reeves Superman and those Green Lanterns from the 2011 movie
Isaac Rodriguez
Well...
Adam Gray
Like this except turn the image 90 degrees.
Austin Ortiz
terribly like they do everything else
Gavin Peterson
>a lone Superman is facing off against Darkseid and his army of parademons
>"once I complete the Anti-Life equation, do you know who I'll test it on first? your mother Martha"
>"WHY'D YOU SAY THAT NAME?!" comes in over Clark's comms
>Batman boom tubes in behind him
>the only four other Leaguers introduced boom tube in with him
>Meera doesn't appear because Johnny Depp released a tape of Amber Heard beating on him or whatever behind the scenes drama
>the Atlantians and Amazons don't appear since they'd ruin Zack Snyder's Ayn Rand fantasy of ubermensch being able to do everything themselves
>but the script was rewritten by Joss Whedon after another one of his daughters killed herself so Wonder Woman says "never send a man to do a woman's job"
>Superman gives an extremely creepy uncanny valley smile with his CGI mouth
>The Flash runs at Darksied at superspeed but bounces off a forcefield knocking himself out for the rest of the fight since they don't know how to write a speedster
>Cyborg never appears again because they ran out of CGI budget for his PS3 graphics looking body
>Wonder Woman, Aquaman and Superman fight goons in the background despite obviously being the ones suitable to fight Darkseid
>Batman has an extremely stiff fight scene with Darkseid where he rolls around on the ground a lot because Ben Affleck was too bloated from alcoholism to do anything more
>he gets the opportunity to shoot him with the only bullet that can kill him that was introduced in an hour long sub-plot with Amy Adams that still makes zero sense
>but since the DCEU changes incoherently based on whatever fans complain about previous mistakes, Batman's characterization is now that he will never ever use guns or kill someone no matter what
>Catwoman appears out of nowhere since in the original script it was going to be Harley Quinn but they rushed production so much they had a scheduling conflict with Birds of Prey
>she grabs the gun and kills Darkseid with it
>film earns 300m
Thomas Campbell
>budget: 600 million
Austin Bailey
Kek
The absolute state of DC. Rly glad they’re letting Matt Reeves do his thing, might actually be good for christ sake. How ISNT there a beloved metanarrative film series about Superman that releases every three years?
Do they not understand what they have or are the just plain clueless?
I love the MCU and always have, but I do absolutely want DC to be on that level as well. It’s a shame they can’t get there shit together and only succeed in films directors are left alone on (WW, Aquaman)
Austin Evans
>Darkseid appears to have finally subjucated humanity to his will
>dramatic music swells
>Harley Quinn appears behind him
>kicks him in the balls
>*record scratch*
>everyone says "OOOOOOOOOH" in unison
>all the guys cross their legs in sympathy pain
>Krypto puts paws over eyes and whimpers
>Flash quips "THAT'S GOTTA HURT"
>close up on Darkseid's face with him cross eyed
>he says in a silly high pitched voice while looking in the camera
>"Wowie zowie! Riiiiiiiiight in my boom tubes!"
>Cut to Zack Snyder
>"That's all folks!"
>credits roll
Liam Rodriguez
>clearly defined penis heads
The the FUCK were they thinking?
Adrian Taylor
>How would DC have handled this scene?
Badly.
Samuel Gray
>80% on rotten tomatoes
>10/10 post
Austin Williams
Evan Robinson
DC did that already. But better.
Ready Player One too.
David Cook
Forgot pic.
Jordan Phillips
Dicks get sucked through the portals
Logan Mitchell
>>Batman has an extremely stiff fight scene with Darkseid where he rolls around on the ground a lot because Ben Affleck was too bloated from alcoholism to do anything more
Levi Wood
Why do people post screencaps cropped to 16:9 when the film is shot in 2.39:1?
Michael Nelson
>but the script was rewritten by Joss Whedon after another one of his daughters killed herself so Wonder Woman says "never send a man to do a woman's job"
Julian Diaz
Casting Affleck as Bruce Wayne was just another sign that WB had no idea how to plan a cinematic universe. Was Affleck a good casting as Batman? Yes.
But you know what he wasn't going to be no matter how much you wanted it? A good Batman for the next 10 years.
WB was still treating this like just a couple of movies, not a self-sustaining machine built to roll onto the end of time. And thats a big part of why it fell apart.
William Phillips
You didn't know DC stands for DICK AND COCK?
Juan Hill
>WB was still treating this like just a couple of movies, not a self-sustaining machine built to roll onto the end of time.
absolutely wrong. dc wanted its own avengers as soon as possible. they just threw these popular heroes at us, trusting us to love them on name recognition alone. whereas marvel managed to make a bunch of literal whos into household names because it laid the writing groundwork.
Jose Lopez
I figured it was either for Damage Control or Dumb Cunts
Matthew Green
How would DC have handled this scene?
Ryan Hall
Snyders original plan was
Introduce Batfleck in BvS
Establish more of his background and side characters in justice league part 1
Kill him off in justice league part 2 when he sacrifices himself to stop darkseid
He then gets replaced as batman by one of the robins.
Didn’t work out but it doesn’t sound that crazy
Joshua Peterson
oh right, well, there was zeus i think, and some green lantern guy that jobbed... and...
Jeremiah Scott
It would have mainly focused on Batman with a few 3 to 5 second cuts to show what all of Batman’s side characters are doing.
Elijah Phillips
Without plot holes.
Jaxson Gonzalez
RELEASE THE SNYDER CUT!!
Grayson Wood
Aquaman vs Ocean Master? Like in the actual movie?
Levi Rodriguez
Horribly
See
Tyler Foster
>Martha?
Camden Carter
How is Ladderbro handling the decadence of the MCU?
Lincoln Hughes
>arthur vs orm
>bad
shoo shoo
Noah Davis
You think a modeler was given a "make it kind of a biomechanical hrGiger sarcophagi."
And he was just like ok & 3D scanned his hog.
Juan Peterson
Yeah, far superior than what Marvel was doing, they didn't even have a green lantern in their fight, whats up with that?
Jordan Collins
>but the script was rewritten by Joss Whedon after another one of his daughters killed herself
Owen Myers
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