Namrepus emoceb a ilol!
Namrepus emoceb a ilol!
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why though?
Didn't we just have this thread but with Batman?
Loli a become suprenam ??
every thread the one loser injects himself
Zee, it's time we have a talk about your fetish for turning men into women.
You did it once or twice before and it was just another magic trick. But lately it seems like every day you come up with an excuse to turn someone you know into a woman. And thats not even talking about that 'prank' you pulled on mother's day, which was totally over the line.
You need to dial it back.
>And thats not even talking about that 'prank' you pulled on mother's day, which was totally over the line.
W-what prank did she pull user-kun?
>annataz emoceb a part
well, Robin's in for a fun surprise
Lucky boy
>/ll/ between loli Superman and Lois
Based Zatanna
>Lois ends up becoming Superlolis guardian
>they can live together again
Deens
Everyone thought it was some kind of supervillian attack for most of the morning.
>Zatanna makes everyone preggers women
>they will give birth in a few hours
>this gets me hard
im a degenerate arent i
She probably turned them back before that happened. Its just a prank, bro.
Tell that to Batman.
>namtab emoceb enayw ahtram
Yeah, about time to add "emoceb" to my filter.
Goddammit Zatanna, you have a problem
Does Jon have a crush on his loli mom?
/ourgirl/!
Is there a twelve-step problem to help with addiction to transforming others?
Wooow!
Thanks, Zee!
>superman
>not wonder woman
Zatanna does canonically change guys to girls for fun.
There are two off-page references to it in the pre-Flashpoint universe
Nope. Not even Glassfish can make Captain Marvel likeable.
that last thread was great. can we get another zatanna storytime?
those fishnets tho
The words are only spelled backwards, they're not placed in reverse order. Aside from that you still fucked it up.
What a waste of trips. Also kill yourself carolfag
this is creepy
if its written by dini it doesnt count since he married her irl
>off topic pedo spam
what a fucking magical guy
you just know he does her in the outfit
it'd be more surprising if he ever let her take the costume off around the house
he probably has her dress up as Madame Mirage too, this is probably his fantasy
fishnet fetish so obivious
he's a legs and boobs man, just like me
There are some pics of that on /d/ booru, but you can't post them here.
>This was all just a scheme for Zatanna to wing-woman for Supes to help him get closer to Lois
>As Lois scopes up Superloli over her shoulder to take her home, Supes smirks and gives Zee a thumbs up behind her back that Zatanna returns.
>Bella, Bella, why don't you drop all the Hocus-Pocus and get on with something real?
>Also, I bet you'd look really, uh, really great with, um... red hair, can you... can you magic that, first? Y'know, get the roots going?
Kys cringey dicklet starkcuck
Why does dc always reduce her to batman sexy friend or john conts cocksleeve?
When was the last time that DC was any good about promoting a female hero as anything more than the implied girlfriend of a male hero?
In any kind of teamup, Wonder Woman never fucking does anything aside from mook control in splash pages, with writers bouncing back and forth on whether she wants to fuck Bruce or fuck Clark, because the idea that she wouldn't be the girlfriend of the team is somehow unthinkable. And thats for WW, the flagship female hero icon.
They can have good ongoings or whatever, but the moment you put a female hero in the same room as a cast of male heroes for any kind of crossover event, the only question the writers care to answer is "which one of them gets to be her implied BF?"
well lois has a solo mini but it turned out to be a pol shitshow
mera had a mini recently and was great in the aquaman movie
> Lois and Mera
So two characters that are literally defined by being Superman's GF and Aquaman's GF respectively?
Oh no
>being this mad
Show us on the doll where Clark Gable touched you.
Here's your Live Action Zatanna bro!
fuck you
Wouldn't you rather fuck her?
I'm flattered Ol'Sport, but I really do must decline. I do not swing that way, Charlie.
I don't believe you
Look here Old Boy, maybe down there in Cali or the like you can put on a dress and call yourself a lady, but we don't do these things here. So could you be so kind as to simply be gone with the wind? Now, if you so don't mind, I'd rather go back to posting about that beautiful, pale, ravenheaded beauty in fishnets.
well sure, but I really think you would be down for it. or....wait a minute, am I talking to Superior Iron Man?
kek
did you just make this
Oh, don't flip your wig Ol'Sport and just drop it; and fast. You've been clutched sister; move on. Now, I'd rather like to go back to discussing that naughty little minx with the great chassis.
I mixed up Zatanna’s backwards spell chanting for Nico Minoru’s. Nico has to say a spell in any language because she can only use it once, right?
yes, also, Nico is for cute, Zatanna is for lewding
Sorry, didn't realise superheroes weren't allowed to have relationships that stick.
bros how do I bang a z cosplayer?
Yeah I wish to know that too.
Yes
Be Paul Dini.
Shut up, Boco.
Yes sir...
I like it!
Annataz emoceb a elprup knuks dna kconk taht gip.
Thanks
Has there really never been a pregnancy themed supervillian before?
Considering all of the weird stuff that happens in comics, a lot of which is clearly someones fetish, this seems like a weird blank spot.
Shut up, Yoda.
>pig that knock and skunk purple a become zatanna
What?
Jeez, where did you get that from? Paul Dini's computer?
Everytime Batman smiles, a child suddenly lost his or parents in an alleyway.
*his or her
Fuck, sorry..
FTW I EVOL ANNATAZ WON?!
Sey...SEY!!!
ok, bye
Post the page or get out user.
>ywn be Zee's bf
>swn turn you into a woman in the middle of sex
ZATANNA! NO! YOU DON'T KNOW THE CON-
...shit
Git gud.
>DOOM claims this woman!
Would it be more effective and ethical to get rid of troublesome supervillians by giving them to Zatanna to take care of?
Like, if for whatever reason Batman won't let anyone kill the Joker? Fine. Just turn him into a rabbit or a doll or something where he isn't a threat anymore.
You could have an entire sliding scale of transformation for punishment. Getting genderswapped is probably a lighter sentence than getting turned into a baby is probably a lighter sentence than getting turned into an animal or object.
This is nothing out of place for comics.
She mind-wiped Dr. Light, and Batman.
Her father turned villains into animals in the Golden Age Action Comics.
Not DC, but Magneto became a baby for a while, until (ironically) Chris Claremont aged him up again.
Seems dangerous. What if Zatanna goes mad with power?
zatanna isn't really that kind of person. she'd probably see it as too cruel. transformation is probably the cruelest form of punishment.
I don't disagree with you on principal, but Zatanna already transforms people pretty casually. She just does it for funsies rather than punishment most of the time.
How annoying is the backwards stuff? I like the character in the cartoon movie she was in but I'm wondering if it's gonna be as annoying as Bizarro
Why not?
So... what would I have to do to get TF’d into part of Zatanna‘s outfit
Asking for a friend that’s considering supervillainy
>Zatanna will never whisper in your ear “emoceb ym arb”
dug tig
>Implying that's a reason to stop
As always, this would be infinitely better without Tony's speech bubble. Just leave the expression and let the comedy speak for itself, don't overwrite it to hope that one of the punchlines connects.
That's hot though
I would at least cut down the majoirty of it down to "If it's good enough for Captain Kirk".
More?