When you told me you were big, i thought you meant something along the lines of being longer than 8 inches...

>breasts are being held as if in a bra
>she's only wearing a loose tank top

People need to learn better boob physics

>tfw my erection doesn't go perpendicular to my body so the penis measuring method in this page doesn't work
If medicine is unable to measure my dick that must mean it's whatever size the consensus agrees upon

Lmao the artist of pic is a friend of mine

tell him to make more drawings with tits like in op

He is making more BD pics. So yeah

she's a rock

>6.5
>not big enough!
>9.5
>too big!
Yes and men are the picky ones

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Give it a minute, woman. I'm Irish, we're growers not showers.

yes and

>6.5 inch penis
>completely average
>while flaccid it looks like a walnut
>have lots of hair so it makes it look even smaller
>grows back in like 4 days so shaving is useless
Just going to go out into the woods at this point.

those tits are more solid than the bolted on ones

This thread only enhances my insecurities... some user please hold me.

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Imagine fusing with this thing.

reminder that this basically all lies.
a micropenis is medically defined as one under 2 and 3/4 inches.

no wonder why /sug/ was moved to /trash/

Link to the uncropped version?

Why exactly seven inches every time?
Is this the same guy posting Lapis' tits over and over? What kind of life do you lead when this and only this is your form of recreation?

Did you serious think that at one point there were multiple Anons who decided to make threads about titty monster Lapis and not just one shitposter?

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>reminder that this basically all lies.
No shit. It's a troll image crafted specifically to get a rise out of you and to let the poster spam "microdick lel" replies when you tell them to fuck off.

You mean mendically, micropenis.

Just mate press her on the spot and via hentai logic she'll orgasm and lose her mind and become your personal braindead sex addict.

>Odds fail miserably and she just reverse the mate press and laughs as you pathetically cum while crying and you become her sex toy
>Evens she doesn't lose her mind and just says it could have been better but not bad
>Dubs get to add to the hentai ending
>Trips get to fuck the entire Gempire to the ground and described how they did it

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It was moved to /trash/ because people were so assblasted about the show that they started spamming falseflag generals.

desuarchive.org/co/search/image/IIQt9xS7IfGkpHv-4-3M-g/type/op/

How long until you turn this into an entire fanfic?

Obviously written by a self-hating micropenis haver trying to drag everyone else down with him.

I thought orgasming in hentai caused you to turn into a weapon?

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the irony of this post
you get upset that you're average dick is getting made fun of so you decide to attack men with micropenises instead. men truly are fragile.

No, but since you got quads you get to turn every gem you fuck into a weapon.

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What's ironic is the extremely high chance that both of you are female.

>a challenger approaches
>Fuck off fack ass blue tits. You couldn't even please a horny 12 year old.

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super cute