Why superhero would unironically go here often?

Why superhero would unironically go here often?

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Same as everyone else, to find a reasonably clean john, cheaper coffee than Starbucks, or a Happy Meal to shut a kid up for lunchtime.

Captain America

Spider-Man 'cause he's poor.

I recall Luke Cage buying a couple Big Macs for himself and Jessica when she was pregnant in Marvel Team-Up 8 or 9. Spider-Man also buys one for MJ a few issues later, but she doesn't like it.

spider-man probably would for the poverty food
pretty much anyone that's broke would go there, especially since they unironically have good deals on their app
>t. was a broke college student once

Booster gold.

Id go there if I was rich

Really, any superhero that uses their body as a weapon should not be going there consistently since it has little nutritional value.

I drove by a McDonald's that said "Captain Marvel eats here". Wish I'd taken a picture, but I was running late

I remember some superhero eating there because they had a super speed power that burned through a ton of calories.

Yeah, but he prefers KFC

Faith, the Plus Size Superhero. Remember, Batman said she is probably one of the most powerful telekinetics on the planet.

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"fast food"

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THE FUCK

Lex Luthor

DC IS KFC COUNTRY

Because that's what superhero films are, fast food

Didnt Tony Stark crave for McDonalds cheeseburgers in one of the Iron Man films

>Why would any superhero unironically go here often?
>What superhero would unironically go here often?
Which of these did you mean?

>Batman said she is probably one of the most powerful telekinetics
Stop posting bullshit

Third post, best post

>one of the most powerful telekinetics on the planet

Is that why she's so fat? She doesn't ever have to move.

Spider-man because he's poor.
Maybe the Flashes, for those times when they require a lot of calories instead of just living off of Speed Force.

Burger King.

Captain marvel and quill would go and specifically request happy meals for the toys.

I think lots of superheroes should have fucked up physique because there's just no way to properly excercise for them.

It's the most obvious thing you can do if you want to show hidden disadvantages of superpowers.

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Quicksilver maybe

Give sauce of comic

Scott Free

Damien needs a happy meal.

Someone draw this pleas

I need a happy meal too :c

I use the vouchers. Big Mac, chips, and a fizzy for less than 3 quid.

We may never know

With Alfred being sassy when Damien gets a girl's toy.

Tony takes his suit to a donut joint in the movies so probably him since he has that Trump billionare-but-manchild-who-loves-fast-food thing going on.

>Kyle and Guy come back after long GL trips as a guilty pleasure.
>Roy goes with Beast Boy but has to keep it secret from Ollie