How strong would their kid be?

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>depressed fat dad and overbearing feminist mother
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I just wanna see these two interact

FPBP

>a superhuman racist incel
thats kinda funny kek

It depends on which WW origin we're going with. If it's the daughter of Zeus WW, it could basically make the kid a god.

I think they mean Cinematic Universe versions

Oh, in that case, the kid gets Mjonir and WW's braces, lasso, and shield plus all the god energy of those two.

>Fat Thor getting his dick sucked by Diana while he plays Fortnite

I'd imagine pretty strong, but honestly I'm thinking that it might be more from the Thor half than the Diana half.

Diana is clearly superhuman, but honestly she doesn't seem that much stronger than the average Asgardian. Remember, a normal steel knife breaks trying to penetrate the skin of a simple Asgardian civilian, because they are by default godly badasses even if they are not trained for war. You need magic or powerful space tech to easily kill them.

Most of Diana's power really comes from her gear, if we are talking Asgardian powerlevels of physical ability.

and his power set includes: Shiposting at FTL speed, doesn't need food or water so more time could be spent shitposting, ban immunity, instinctual knowledge of a target of harrasment: sex, race, orientation, nationality and religion, knows every slur in the world.

The average asgardians aren't that strong in the movies, show was a total outlier. They are complete fodder in the movies. It's implied Heimdall got his shit pushed in by Corvus Glaive, who Cap can put up a good fight against.

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Why the fuck did they write Sif out of Endgame jesus christ im still asshurt about that. She is so goddam beautiful

Just like my Hentai

What would their kid be like?

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I think its just the casting but I really wanna see Evans Cap punch Gadot WW, it would be really funny.

He can easily beat Thanos and Darkseid while waiting for his mom to make him chicken nuggets

What? That's not Brie Larson

Thor's genes would provide amazing physical strength and resistance, while Diana's demi-god nature would give the child an affinity for magic. The kid would have hella strong lightning powers.

Probably be a cute kid too

>YWN be a Norse god sucking off by a Greek Goddess in your filthy apartment while threatening 12 year olds online

>Corvus Glaive, who Cap can put up a good fight against.
Captain America was actually losing to Corvus Glaive. Got manhandled major of the fight and would had been killed if it wasn't for Vision's intervention.

Have sex

Most Asgardians already have an affinity for magic. Its just that most don't bother learning it because Bor and Odin doctrine into them that they should be warriors that rely on melee combat. Bor and Odin really screwed them over.

I've always wanted to asked this, but never had the chance, but what makes Asgardians different from other aliens to not be called as such?

I think they’re just considered advanced aliens in the MCU, I think other species just call them as Asgardians as a species thing,

Powerful advance aliens that were called gods by primitive humans. In Ragnorak, Korg referred to them as Asgardians as oppose to gods.

I think issues with the actress’ schedule

Funny enough, that saved Sif's life. If she was in the movie Ragnarok she probably would've died with the warriors three.

Yeah so did Heimdall probably. And vision himself.

Cap didn't have his shield either, just lame wakandan gauntlets

Poor Volstagg

Is he /ourguy/?

>Not Thor and Hela
I thought this was meant to be Yea Forums, not reddit.

>I'm thinking that it might be more from the Thor half than the Diana half.
Maybe in the comics but MCU Thor is just a long lived alien while Diana is a Demigodess.

Depends how it works. Do their genes combine properly or not?

If a tigress and a lion mate, you get a Liger, which is even bigger than its parents. If a lioness and a tiger mate, the result is a Tigon, which is smaller. For instance.

But otherwise...

Movie versions Diana probably takes advantage because her mother is an ageless Amazon and her father is a literal God, while Thor is basically a space alien.

In the comics it's Thor, since his father is the most powerful Skyfather and his mother the last of the Elder Gods, while Diana is either a demigoddess or basically a golem.

damn now I want user Thorson in a Marvel film

Comic version would be glorious and fucking sexy.
Live action? Only if it's MCU Steve and Lynda Carter WW.

Power wise their kid wouldn't be as strong as a WW/Thor kid but they would be stronger than your average person. I guess it would be whatever powers Diana has amplified by the Super Soldier Serum.

Same,

the powers cancel out and the kid is a fucking normie
a very loved and mothered normie.

shes getting a tv series

cap wouldn't punch a nice lady in the face.

>Diana
>blessed by gods
>still mortal though
>Thor
>Son of an All-Father and Gaia
>more powerful than any Asgardian without the Odinforce
Their kid would be somewhere between their levels, being half blessed mortal and half high god. So weaker than Thor but stronger than Diana.

That actually would be a cute family, would definitely watch a sitcom about it