Sonichu

We need a Spider-Verse Chris-chan style movie or comic. Ian Brandon Anderson would be the maverick of the group.

jesus how much markers did he use on those SonicHU comics

Oh yeah, easily. 2009 Chris still left his house sometimes and probably got some small modicum of exercise. 2009 Chris had more energy and passion and was (relatively speaking) more mentally stable. 2009 Chris only leaked pathetic media online, 2019 Chris was convinced by trolls that they'd use a moon laser to blow up CWCville unless they gave him real, actual money.

>now niether of us will be virgins!

That was a happy ending, I guess.

>2009 Chris
>subscribe to whatever his YouTube channel is and laugh at his tard rage at Clyde Cash
>seemed like a harmless fuck
>2019 Chris
>genuinely believes in the "Roger Rabbit" universe thing and that dimensions are merging and that he doesn't have to worry about his financial woes because he's rich in another dimension
>genuinely get worried at Chris even though it's all on him

Anybody else feel this way?

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Current Chris is too lazy to even play Pokemon Go

Only in the most fucked up of timelines is this not a tragic comedy.

There's a reason Something Awful had safari rules.

yeah I agree, the dude's just spiralled out into absolute insanity at this point. I'm no doctor but he really needs to get help for his schizophrenic rambling and mania. living like that can't be good for you

>genuinely get worried at Chris even though it's all on him

Oh come on we know that's not true. Lolcow hunters are probably messing with him to inflate his beliefs

He assaulted his mother because two other autists extorted him by saying they had an orbital death cannon pointed at Cwcville and all of his OC's would die if he didn't punch his mom and give them all his social security money. And he believed them.

I've been meaning to make a musical of that man's life for a year now and am too lazy to get around to it. It's a real tragedy.

Chris's life reminds me of those beat writers for some reason except he's completely stationary.

Sonichu reminds me of eoe for some reason and I don’t know why

The harassment CWC got is part of the reason I was completely okay with the EU passing Article 13 and why I want America to adopt a social credit system like China. Eventually machines will monitor us every second and harassers will get what they deserve, I'd happily throw away some of my rights for that.

If Chris wasn't trolled into insanity, he would've probably been killed after he tried to unwittingly rape a girl who was carrying

Liquid would be the Spider-Man 2099 cameo at the end and he would go back in time to recruit lil' Christopher Weston Chandler at the Sonic giveaway

Did you just stop mid sentence?

have we reached homeless saga yet?

>why I want America to adopt a social credit system like China
There is a halfway point between dystopia and lawless anarchy, you completely overshot it.

>Why do people still keep up with him?
So we know when the merge happens

Carrying = gun owner.
Basically he's saying Chris would have been shot.

No, no, no. Liquid would be Miles. He's the odd man out who isn't a Parker/Chandler and has to earn the mantle and prove he's just as worthy.
>Liquid = Miles
>Christine = Peter B. Parker
>Chris-Chan Sonichu = Spider-Ham
>Rollin' and Trollin' Chris = Noir
>Kacey = Ghost Spider
>Kimmi in a Sonichu themed pic related = Peni

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>genuinely believes in the "Roger Rabbit" universe thing and that dimensions are merging and that he doesn't have to worry about his financial woes because he's rich in another dimension

Waitwhat? I haven't been onboard the CWC train in a long while.

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But is more insane now.

Is it really a dystopia if there's no crime, nobody is capable of insulting anyone, and machines do all the work? Sounds like heaven.

Christine should be Spider-Ham. What about Chris in his super mode where he's painted himself like Sonic?

Didn't he hire a prostitute twice out of desperation of sex?

Long story short he believes the world of fiction and reality will merge and that he's the jesus of it all.

As in, the world from his comics?

Yep, and the girl he hired retired right after their second appointment. He didn't use a condom and pretty sure he nutted in her so chances of her being pregnant with Chris's kid is fairly high

We might by pass that and reach the actual end of Chris' journey.

>there could possibly be another chris chan running around in the future

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Yes, he believes it is an actual place. He was recently in court lately over his debts and someone was a witness posted how he behaved and it wasn't well.

The means by which the end is achieved matter in this case. It's why Brave New World isn't looked at the same way as the Culture novels, though the latter gets more shit.

Back in the father call (I think, but it was around that time), he reveals that he believes there's a "toon dimension" where Sonichu and friends live.

Years later, after being socially isolated from his old church and The Game Place, some "epic ween" (for lack of a better word) trolls basically encouraged his belief and that Chris is some sort of dormant god that will emerge once a "dimensional merge" happens. It also doesn't help that he was playing a lot of Neptunia at the time which is chock full of this bullshit. These weens also trick Chris into doing some shitty things like harm his mother or sending trolls hundreds in gift cards for the safe return of a fictional character being held hostage. In the meantime, the Chandler's are in dire financial straits and Chris believes this "dimensional merge" in his head will make him rich because again, he's some sort of "god."

>he might want to avenge his father, turning America into a full on autocracy that censors the population with the strongest military in history. Technology has gotten so advanced and science has mapped out the human brain and genome that, with aid of gene editing, humans will literally incapable of rebelling ever again.
But if he's let wing I won't stand in the way.

Ironic we're comparing Chris to Spider-Man since Chris finding the classic shirt again after the fire seemed like a similar moment where Peter ditches the suit for the first time after throwing it away in the garbage.

Damn. Sounds like he's approaching a breakdown or a big nasty wake-up call to reality.

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>fake news finally gets censored and burried
>governments take environments seriously
>currency is obsolete
>medical science improves

What's the problem again?

I think he got kicked out of some convention lately for trying to kiss people and it got way too out of hand and his only defense mechanism was to curl up in a ball like Sonic.

Chris might be a dumbfuck but Null is the biggest faggot

I..I'm not ready for this

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So these debts of his. How bad is he in the hole? And who does he owe?

>Chris will die in our lifetime
B-bros...

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Wait what? I consider myself a junior christorian and I haven't heard about these incidents.

Damn, the lore just goes so deep....

He believes he is the mayor of CWCville, where he is rich.

He also is asking to borrow money, offering to pay 10x the amount borrowed once he inherits his dimensional riches.
>Not investing in merge coin

lol seeyalater poorfags

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>governments take environments seriously
That's just not happening because of a neo-caste system. And you're making a lot of assumptions about a system that's just meant to enforce government control.

Chris is only a couple thousand in the hole, it's gonna be after Snorlax dies and he takes on her debt he's gonna be in shit

Is it credit cards?

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Also if you wanna catch up there's an ongoing and incredibly well done docuseries

youtube.com/watch?v=oBvJa1xyE-4&list=PLHwMkmOmNeJr-M8SR6lzuwIgfFZHnTau1

I actually have money like that I could donate, but I'm too afraid of being doxxed.

That and their mortgage

>implying the merge is the same shit
He's gone maximum over autism in the last year user. How could I not see this train wreck through to the end?

>The Man Who Saved Chris-Chan
You hold onto that money and use it when he REALLY needs it/it's the most narratively satisfying

>mortgage

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He'd inevitably spend it on Transformers

>yfw Chris was right about the merge
>yfw he was the only normal guy in the world and we were all autistic fucks
>yfw he becomes a god

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Fuck I'm more retarded than Chris
Don't do it because Chris is a genuinely shit person who will gladly take your money and spend it on toys then go back to e-begging, pretending you never existed

>dimensional merge
>divine CWC

I think the result would be a Silent Hill nightmare with [pic] haunting all of us.

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When I saw the news about the IRL Yandere my first thought was -"oh shit Chris was right"

So when will we get a mainstream movie about Chris' story?
>You really want some Black Mirror shit huh?

It turns out that the boyfriend-free girl he wanted was inside of him all along.

>You really want some Black Mirror shit huh?
Closer to Idiocracy, I like owning guns.

All fiction, including his comics if I remember right.
I think he even gave the worlds a Rick and Morty style classification.

>mainstream movie about Chris' story
>Black Mirror

Huh....you know, Charlie Brooker might actually be the guy to write the script for all this mess.

Who are we thinking to direct? David Fincher? Too stylized?

Cole Smithey.

>>fake news finally gets censored and buried
Except china pumps propaganda to its citizens nonstop and punishes the dissenters, you're advocating for an America where calling out the bullshit could have you shot.
>>governments take environments seriously
Is that why china is chock full of pollution?
>>currency is obsolete
It's not.
>>medical science improves
Too bad you'd be waiting so long for medical attention that you'd either get better or die and make the point moot.

You're advocating for a giant communist style hugbox without considering the fact that A: the government really doesn't give a fuck about you beyond the services you provide, and B: in a world where everyone is censored you'd be just as miserable as everyone else. Or are you really going to believe that the censorship would stop at the people you think are bad?

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>Implying Cole wants anything to do with his more popular half-sibling

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>Money to piss and burn

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>actually donating to Chris.

He won't help his own situation and end up wasting it on toys and vidya.

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>implying Article 13 and the social credit system aren't used to harass people en mass

I don't think 2009 Chris-Chan would hit a girl.

He'd autistically try to touch, rub, hug, and kiss her

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Pretty much youtube.com/watch?v=Otq-N6xa-wI

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I wonder what doctors are so irresponsible that they look at someone like Chris Chan with all his tisms and says this is a healthy thing for him to do to be trans.

Don't be surprised when in a few years the Christian Legacy ends in suicide.

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>Except china pumps propaganda to its citizens nonstop and punishes the dissenters, you're advocating for an America where calling out the bullshit could have you shot.
As opposed to letting bullshit run rampant?
>Or are you really going to believe that the censorship would stop at the people you think are bad?
With gene editing technology that's not impossible if you know how to modify brains.

I've invested far too much time into his case to not see it through til either I die or he does.

I imagine she's too narcissistic to commit sudoku.

I think the most likely scenario is
>Snorlax dies
>CWC continues to collect her social security while her corpse rots
>This goes on for a while
>Somehow (through a wellness check most likely) the authorities find out
>remove snorlax, condemn house, CWC goes in for a serious mental evaluation
>????

My familiarity with the US mental health and social welfare system isn't great, so my predictions end there. If anyone is relatively in the know I'd love to hear how the scenario plays out

Chris isn't introspective enough to kill himself.

Likely jail time even if he pleads insanity, mental health is a joke in the US

What led to his curling? Some harsh confrontation I assume

Didn't doctors say he was too mentally unstable to transition so he did the job himself?

it's either jail or group home for him.

Of course Chris won't have any of it in a group home because he is a "high functioning" autist.

>One day he fucking snaps, probably over something stupid like the Dimensional Merge or the Sonic Movie
>Decides to shoot up someplace I’m the name of CWCville
>Begins hoarding money for a gun, as a result Barb starves to death
>Never bothers to practice shooting, thinks his cpu goddess powers will let him instantly 369 noscope fags
>Day of Retribution comes
>Goes to either pvcc or one of the numerous malls or stores that have banned him
>Only manages to pop off a couple of rounds before having a sensory overload
>Curls into a ball and begins whimpering as terrified citizens rush past him
>SWAT arrives, initially thinks he’s a victim but soon realize what happened and take him into custody
>Booked in a plethora of charges including Murder, because he somehow managed to kill someone
>At trial, attorney goes for the obvious insanity plea
>All he does is play a few of his vids, reads an excerpt of Sonichu, and puts Chris on the stand for 10 minutes
>Jury goes out and almost immediately acquits him
>Chris is sentenced to life in a psychiatric ward
>Spends the rest of his days in a padded cell smearing shit on the wall, thinking he’s drawing the next Sonichu issue

I assume it'd be minimum security either way, and he'd continue to be unreasonable and throw autistic tantrums, causing him to conflict with guards and inmates (or housemates and tard wranglers) alike, until.... what?

Even if he goes to jail it'd probably be a group home with slow-in-the-minds right? How do they deal with someone like CWC, who's theoretically intelligent enough to contribute to society, but too dumb/autistic to ever be forced into it?

On another note, do we have his actual IQ? I know he's autistic, but he obviously has very low intelligence even in non-social areas. The fact that his drawing skill is that of a 5 year old, and he does not seem to realize this, for example, cannot be explained by simple autism.

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I wonder what would happen if Chris read Flowers for Algernon

He'd probably make Charlie a Sonichu OC like he did for Bob and Ted Bundy

>IRL Yandere

Wait what?

Chris is like a homeless person. You can't give them money because you don't know what they'll do with it. If you genuinely want to help, mail him some gift cards for restaurants or to places that only sells groceries.

I kind of want Chris to read Flowers For Algernon just to get his thoughts and opinions on it but you know damn well it will be this.

My favorite part of this picture is that Chris thinks some ratshack burning down in the middle of nowhere is enough to make national news.

nextshark.com/japanese-woman-stabs-man/

we should play komm süßer tod on his funeral

But then we never would have got the Liquid Chris saga.

And the pastel horses, and pokemon, and a bunch of other shit.

People have given him tens of thousands of dollars over the last decade and he's wasted it all.

i feel bad for him to an extent because a lot of the harassment went way too fucking far and he had such a godawful upbringing (with barb still fucking peddling off of him today, even), but at the same time he's still a total piece of shit and a lot of his issues are purely on him
when barb kicks the bucket i have no idea what the fuck will happen to chris. hopefully he'll just end up admitted to a mental hospital or a care home or something eventually, but the most likely situation is he'll wind up homeless and then probably jailed for some stupid shit

Also he might give Algernon the Patty treatment if he actually was struck by the story. But if his talk with "Kasey's dad" about To Kill a Mockingbird is any indicator, he wouldn't understand anything about the story that wasn't blatantly obvious

Meant for

Chris has been channeling Hypercrisis for years now. He is our universe's Superman.

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I'm currently writing a flowers for algernon parody based on chris.

>murder
Imagine getting fucking killed by chris fucking chan

I was thinking of the Casey phone call and remembering how Chris got nothing out of To Kill a Mockingbird but I figured Flowers for Algernon would at least teach him some humanity.

>Oh wow, well that was sad what happened to Alger-something but at least he got to be smart for a little while. I think he might've been a Sonichu. Yeah he def-definitley is a Sonichu, I better update my Twitter to share this with my fans

Honestly I feel sorry for Chirs, at first I found him hilarious back in the mid-to- late 2000's sagas but now it's just depressing. I like to think he turned out the way he is today is because of the trolling, but also because of his parents (mostly Barb's) lack of competence in raising an autistic child. I always wondered what could have happened in the past that could have made him at least some what normal.

Yeah, it's pretty sad. I remember listening to those phone calls between him and liquid Chris when I was in high school. Back then I though it was the funniest shit on the planet. Now I kinda hope that someone intervenes and helps him get his life sorted out.

No ones ready for this dude. All we can do now is just simply watch how Chris's journey will end...

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He was getting way too physical with people who wanted to take photos with him, kissing and rubbing against them. Really just proving he learned nothing from Megan

I miss Bob

As funny as that is, can you blame him? A man in a pickle suit took away a girl he had a date with. An evil doppelgangersl challenged him to a song contest. Shigeru Miyamoto contacted him for a meeting. There has never been a clear distinction between reality and fiction in his life.

What is Barb's endgame?

It won't matter. Unfortunately, Chris doesn't seem to want help.

>Chris has the physical strength or conviction of will to do anything that violent
even in the infamous Gamestop assault video, he just barely spritzes the guy before powerwalking away, Chris is a coward who would run screaming from any confrontation and it's part of why he is deluding himself about the dimensional merge, because he can't handle the real world

This kind of shit is tragic but every time you're tempted to feel bad about Bob's hopes for Chris, remember that Bob refused to acknowledge his son's disability, went way the hell out of his way to mainline Chris through school, eliminating any chance Chris could have received any sort of therapy to help him navigate his disability. He'd have never been "normal" but he could've easily been functional, and Bob and Barb both refused to treat Chris like the special case he is. As he got older and worse, they never had the introspection to acknowledge that Chris is the reason Chris doesn't fit in with people, instead choosing to adopt Chris' absurd conspiracy theories about trolls, which were only half true at first

Chris' new twitter is public again so you guys can see the fucked up shit he's been saying. Two weeks ago he tweeted something about his Bob still being alive in the cartoon universe and that he and Barb will be reunited with him soon.

I think he might be planning a murder suicide but I don't know if he will go though with it or not.

>He just does the same shit over and over again.
Autism attracts autism.

To be honest Chris may kill her then himself.

2009 Chris Chan has his fangs and is less obese.

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>SDCC soon
A couple years ago I posted the full run for the weekend of pain. I might do it again.

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After Barb dies Chris will end up homeless, in a group home, or dead for sure.

>and he takes on her debt
That will only happen if he is named the executor of her estate. Highly unlikely.

Literally everyone Barb knows has abandoned her except for Chris. He’s the only person who can

This is just beyond sad at this point

You have no idea.

We’ve seen from both the Megan-saga and Chris’s actions at the game convention he clearly doesn’t know how to keep his hands to himself. If he hadn’t been distracted by the constant stream of fake girlfriends, he would’ve probably gone out and tried to pick up girls, inevitably trying to feel them up

They didn't adopt Chris's conspiracy theories, they were the people who taught Chris that there were people out to get him. There's a couple years in Chris's life where they changed schools because a teacher wanted him to get help for his autism and Bob taught Chris that the principle was out to get him. Chris is a mentally ill retarded man, he has no ideas of his own.

>He assaulted his mother because two other autists extorted him by saying they had an orbital death cannon pointed at Cwcville

Woah, what?

Who runs this twitter account? Is Chris pretending to be his own husband?
Also why is nobody talking about the fact that he had a heart attack less than two weeks ago? The dude might actually die before snorlax.

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>I've been meaning to make a musical of that man's life for a year now and am too lazy to get around to it. It's a real tragedy.
Me too. A friend and I were planning on writing a musical to put on at a little venue he used to play at back in like spring of 2011, before shit really went off the rails.

It takes two to tango for that kind of harassment. It shouldn't exactly be smiled upon, but it was only possible because he played into it. In the end, he doxed himself, he willingly posted his own nudes and shit, and he vocalized his own shitty opinions.

>Is Chris pretending to be his own husband?
Yes. he is in a polyamorous relationship with the mind reading thought police hedgehog and Mewtwo iirc, might be confusing that with some other character.

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Yes, and it was just heart burn

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The weird thing about this is that there was a lengthy stretch of time in the early 2010's where Chris wasn't as vulnerable to trolls because he was aiming this paranoia at the right people.

His paranoia does him a lot of harm, but ironically, when he has the lens pointed in the right direction, it keeps out of (at least some) trouble.

If I had a CWC dollar for every time I heard that, I’d be able to run a soup hotel.

>pray to her
Sheesh, that's more delusional than I thought.

Pretty sure he's going to claim to be married to that wolf therapist character soon, too.

I thought nuCC had a lot more powers though?

Some assholes kept calling him and taking advantage of him being even more mental than usual, Chris probably just slightly jabbed at her because if he didnt his cartoon friends would die.

>maximum over autism
Like? All I know of Chris is from the Rabbit hole video.

End of Evangelion tier

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>two years
fuck

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Well he isnt a virgin anymore and carries a bat wherever he goes.

fredrik is too tactful to go into detail

He didn't have a heart attack because if he did, he would still be in the hospital. He was trying to take advantage of the publicity Etika's suicide was getting and wanted some of the attention himself.

Fucking prostitutes doesn't count.

Disgusting

Its Chris going to be a virgin with rage until he dies?
Kinda sad, i as a Christografer couldn't get any data about Chris being with a hooker

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Stop the LGBT

*SLGBT
They added the S for Straight in CWCville

you forgot the Q

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This was also the first issue with a variant cover.

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Chris is better than most of us.

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>also I wowed him with my psychic powers
>Chris literally did the pencil shaking thing for a doctor and tried to tell him he was psychic and the fucking doctor had to nod and just let the troon have fun

>We got more information about the life of Chris Chan that the life of Abe Linc
Based Chris.

>years of saying he's heterosexual
>he became a tranny
A better plot twist that Darth Vader Revelation.
also, is he full tranny? Last time i checked, he had a piercing closing his anus and call it a vagina

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He's a trans woman lesbian, because he only ever had problems with gays, not lesbos

The unclit was professionally treated at a clinic and is no longer a factor in any way.
Chris' entire 'transition' regimen involves using a topical estrogen gel meant to help with menopause symptoms, and eating lots of word filtered bean juice on things that should never have it.
He is legally female though.

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>how to become the little girl

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>Also, I wowed him with my psychic powers.

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He bought a hooker in 2011 you newfag.

But he fuck with her?

Do you ever wonder what might have become of Chris if he had just gotten off the internet and went underground in the early phases of the trolling? I can't imagine this tranny shit or becoming a god of the alternate universe merge shit would've occurred naturally

>Chrises of Infinite Earths

Wait... this guy still exists? Holy fuck...

>implying Chris will ever be allowed to leave us
A god that kind doesn't exist.

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from like 2011 to 2015 he pretty much did. He would still go online, but he didn't seem to do much socializing, likely because the results of the trolling had made him skeptical of people. And that was about the time he decided to become a "tomboy", and his first and second arrests occurred around then, too.

As cringey as it is for autists to puppeteer him into giving them money and embarrassing himself, it seems to be his only distraction from going out and causing actual trouble.

>his whole fucking outfit, those insane accessories
>brought his ponysona effigy with him to an appointment with a therapist, it's also wearing a medallion
>super scrawny legs for a guy who's pretty fat

He's still here because both Heaven and Hell rejects his soul

based

It's not all on him man, his parents could have gotten him help.

Bob lived to be 90 and Chris is living a significantly lower-stress lifestyle (no job, other worries but he doesn't grasp them) and is borderline impervious to pain due to autism

>those insane accessories
He finally ditched the Z ring toy at least.

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>significantly lower-stress lifestyle
Dude, Chris has so much stress though.

Wait, does his penis actually bend 'sideways'?

The little girl just made my day

it's got something like a 30 degree bend in it.
He traced it once, it's about boomerang shaped.

damn...this actually hurts...

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that’s what I said!

I'm sure Chris is stressed as fuck doing nothing but playing video games and collecting disability

>Chris-chan married Magi-chan
I have not been keeping up with the newest story arcs, when did this happen?

someone explain

Bob, Chris' dad, Mr. C, made this plaque when Chris was still young. he thought they would use the shed as a workspace and do lots of Father/Son things together. It wound up mostly being used as storage for Barbs hording.

This is uncannily close to Kelly.

like nearly a year ago or something.

Wait a fucking minute. Did CWC confuse Ted Bundy with Ted Cruz and the whole Zodiac Killer meme?

No, some ween convinced him Ted Bundy, infamous 70s era murder/rapist, was legit framed.

He also married Silvana Rosechu, MewTwo, an Cryzel Rosechu (A new OC)

Best case scenario is probably falling victim to a scam artist for tens of thousands of dollars. Ironically, being exposed to internet autists motivated by sheer malice rather than profit probably provided enough paranoia to stop the real monsters.

Considering that's what happened with the Idea Guy and Chris only got out of it cuz he was smart enough to tell the Farms about it, Chris without that experience would likely have fallen much harder than he did

Another sad detail about this one is Bob was a legitimately successful engineer who put up dozens of patents during his career. His other children are an eye doctor and a PHD in math. Chris of course turned out the way he did and due to the fact that Bob and Barb were aging and neglectful, he became focussed on cartoons and video games rather than tinkering like Bob thought he might.

You're fucking retarded. You're also probably slightly smarter than the average person which means you're dangerous because you see "OOO FIX FOR COMPLEX SYSTEMS" and don't do the fucking work of deriving all the consequences of it.

Fucking 105-110 IQ brainlets.

Governments are the purview of hyper-predators who use human beings and you want to get them panopticon powers because you're too fucking stupid to see how it could be used against you and everyone you love?

Get the fuck off of Yea Forums.

You know it's sad, Chris wasn't entirely awful to look at during some stages in that gif. If he'd just been handled correctly he might've actually had the normal romantic life he was so desperately craving.

>hardcover slipcase high quality reprint from fantagraphics
WHEN????

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At least in the sea of rampant bullshit you can search for the lifeboat of truth and not be shot by a torpedo for trying to help other climb aboard.

what could have been.

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>why yes, I did lose my virginity to a boyfriend-free girl. How did you notice?

He's in it for the long haul isn't he?

>A-hole monthly
nice

There's a subset in the nerd community I've noticed over the years that Chris falls into. Basically it goes like this

>Be unattractive nerdfag with little in the ways of professional or personal development or work ethic
>Notice women have an easier time gaining attention and validation, and that not as much is expected of them in terms of achievement
>Not wanting to work for anything, "realize" you're a woman.
>Of course, this person does not have the clinical condition that effects an extremely small subset of the population concerning having a brain similar to the opposite gender, but instead an effort subconsciously motivated to gain praise, attention, and validation, as well as to alleviate the pressure to achieve professionally in life
>Of course, they're ignoring the fact that they will be seen as freakish outside of their small community, only given the attention and validation from outsiders out of pity or fascination
>In addition, they are unable to see that being a woman has massive downsides as well, as the grass is always greener
>Lock themselves in an echo chamber with their trans peers, and others looking to virtue signal
>Fall deeper into delusion

No shit, men are stronger than women. What kind of question is this?

A guy like Chris is inherently too naive and selfish to understand the give and take of a romantic relationship. He absolutely could've been more normal than he is, could've gotten a low level job and had a circle of buddies he plays games with, but that's assuming his parents had ever taught him how to function, which they decidedly didn't do

>bundychu
I wish I were creative enough to come up with something that insane.

So you've spent the last 10 years chronicling the exploits of some random autist hardcase to make yourselves feel better about your own lives.

It's time to step away. Just walk away, and never think about Chris-chan again. You can do it, I believe in you. Let's make this the last CWC thread on /co.

less retarded than i am for wonder if chris transitioned into a woman and believes in this merging so damn much because he thinks he can somehow come out of the merging his own girlfriend.

>to make yourselves feel better about your own lives.
No, but nice attempted "gotcha!"
It's just fascinating.

I've only recently took interest in Chris after watching a few youtube docs on the guy. I am genuinely concerned about his well being. Following his twitter accounts and surviving all of his purges somehow after I am showed concerned about his mental health and urged him to seek help or at least get whatever meds he's on changed. The man is almost 40 and is still acting like a child and playing make believe with his invisible friends while wearing trans people as a costume.

I'm sure that's a subset, but most people I know into CWC have their shit relatively together, and simply follow out of morbid fascination.

Chris is aggressively and publicly autistic, a phenomenon only possible in the internet age. There's nothing quite like it.

Another fascinating case study: youtube.com/watch?v=BVq34jQzeGc

Probably after his death in a few years.

>2009 Chirs - "You are a fucking faggot!"
>2019 Crhis - "No U."
Then 2009 Chris proceeds to DIE and a comes gay while 2019 Chris starts femdom fucking himself while becoming straight on the last moment.

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>Chris-chan has fathered children before you did

Chris chan doesn't do anything funny anymore but I want to see what happens when barb dies. His life will immediately fall to shit and he will deserve it.

I only know the basics about Cosmo and his continuous downward spiral, what was it that caused his transition?

Yeah, its likely that chris chan mutilated his own penis because he hates them.

See, that's the sort of thing that makes me not feel bad for him. If it wasn't for his illness and general incompetence he would be a real predator.
It's like watching a person who doesn't know how to use a gun constantly trying to shoot people.

Being so decimated by John Fucking Numbers that he riseed to the 40%.
Then he was a literal cuck because his gf was fucking guys at conventions and he was so desperate to be with her he asked for an open relationship, so she just kept fucking guys and just left him.

I hope a KF troll kills Chris just so that Null gets arrested, dude is such a sperg.

Same, got 160k from a will this year. But even giving a hundred bucks would get you JULAAAAAAY'd for life.

This only gets more depressing after you read Bob's letter.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=SRc0askafq0

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Isn't Chris currently saying that he's in a relationship with fucking Mewtwo?

This was the last time I truly had fun with the whole CWC shit. Him acting like a thirsty, catty bitch on twitter was hilarious.

Bob was a shitty person so nah

I have a theory, I think Chris was furiously racking it when he broke his penis, in which he damaged the spongy tissue inside his shaft. Since he is Chris, instead of seeing a doctor and Making sure it healed properly, he dealt with the pain and the tissues healed incorrectly. But I am no doctor so I could be way off, otherwise God really dealt this guy a bad hand in life.

Are we going to just fucking ignore this? This shit should have it's own thread. And this happened in 2018?

I really hate Tranny Chris. I was hoping in the long run Chris would become a goofy but well meaning school janitor and maybe find some fat retard to marry, a shitty life but he would be happy. Instead Tranny Chris is creepier and fucking gross even more so than when he drank his own “navy”. Is it fucked up that 2-3 of social justice fucked up his life more than 15 years of trolling.

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Chris's life is on the verge of crashing down.
His credit is fucked so he cant borrow any more money
His last working car is old and will die soon
His mom is close to death too
He cosigned loans with his mom so he'll inherit all her debt
He's one accident away from losing the house
Recently his ebay got banned so he cant sell stuff

The bubble's about to pop, man.

The last videos he's made it was obvious he's about to lose the house.
When was barb last seen?

that would be great

As in all of sonichu?

That sounds like a rough ride, but damn if it wouldn’t be a fascinating glimpse into a broken mind.

Looks like that youtuber who got hyper butthurt over Ryan Toy Reviews surpassing him.

On the one hand, I'm pissed he's pawning off his dad's stamps and other things. On the other hand, they'll probably be better taken care of with literally any person other than him.

>it's all on him
It literally isn't. He's a mentally handicapped person with emotional issues that has been bullied and manipulated by trolls for most of his life.

All the "trolls" and the "we do it 4 da lulz" guys deserve hell. Abusing and mocking a mentally ill person is simply evil.

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An autistic man with the mind of a 9-year old is not responsible for his actions. He was preyed upon just like that suicidal guy who got convinced by his "girlfriend" to kill himself was.

The trolls are fully responsible for this one.

After all these years Chris threads still make me laugh

you described 99% of twitter and tumblr

I worry for him a bit because he reminds me of my brother. He was like Chris in a lot of ways, even though the circumstances behind his "autism" was much different. Sometimes I wonder if my brother would have ended up like Chris if he was still alive.

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>Europoor thinks that the government should be his baby sitter
You are a disgusting waste of space

Speaking as Eurotrash myslef, please fucking invade us, America. For the love of god, make us into a colony and save us from ourselves.

>woman card
excuse me what the fuck is that

>He was meant to die anyway
not a reason to murder(deliberately kill) him.

No you filth. Americans are born not made. They are born throughout time and space, but what makes them is how they carve their path. Europeans in general don't understand this because they've been living in the old world for so let my they've forgot the beauty of being in a wild time. Now my country is getting a breed like that and we have to make sure they don't fuck up this beautiful place, so in short. Fuck off we're full

full of what?
niggers?

Yupp and Injuns, and Mexicans and every other shit you can think and they're all worth more than you Eurotrash. I'd kill a million Europeans before I sent a single American to die

I don't justify trolls obsessing over him and the harassment , the fault is mainly on him for his lack of self awareness, immense naivety and thinking
he could get away with everything just because he has autism (his parents are especially responsible for the latter).
If you are an overweight 20+ years old manchild who can't function without his parents and shit himself in the bed, maybe you should ask yourself some questions the 3rd time a "girl" voluntarily throws herself at you and wants to be your girlfriend.

there's a reason you are called mutts you know my fren

How old was even that one troll who made him shove his Medaillon up his ass?
I think this is were things really started escalating.

one of his "girlfriends" was actually a 13 year old boy iirc

oh that was julay right?
fuck him he was the worst.
sometimes I wonder were all the Trolls went now.

Let's not pretend that Chris is nothing more than a simple-minded, but innocent, misguided saint here.

>the fault is mainly on him for his lack of self awareness, immense naivety and thinking
How is his fault being autistic?

How do you draw comics for 10 years and never improve?

I have a PhD, work 4 jobs yet Chris still gets more income than me
I wrote books yet Chris still is far more famous than me
I'm sane and decent looking yet Chris still had more sex than me

It's honestly pretty depressing

Bob may have coddled this creature into creation but holy fuck.

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Oh fuck the psychic powers.
Seeing him "demonstrate" his powers on twitter was the funniest shit I've seen in ages. I could make a collage of all the responses of side-by-side pictures with Chris tilting his hand to make shit fall from it.

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Can't believe I'm in a sony-chan thread and this is what make me cringe.

>eurotrash
Oh- you got the trash part right. Not sure about the rest.

>inherit her debt
and if he's sued the case will get continued for months and dismissed when it's discovers the debtor is an unemployed guy with a disability. The judge will get that from Chris' relatively long rap sheet and I imagine at this point his municipality isn't unaware of his notoriety (the local police get frequent calls from weens asking them to go do welfare checks on Chris). Chris will never face consequences, the very worst a judge could do is order Chris into a group home if they determine he's incapable of managing his own life.

>propaganda isn't made by the government.

It must hurt to be this level of nigger retarded.

I haven't been paying much attention, but from what little I've seen in Barb, it seems like Chris is basically her caretaker at this point. I don't think she's handling the house duties anymore.

Why did this artist draw Souseiseki without the red and green eyes?

I dunno about you but the people of my country didn't stay under several imperial powers for centuries and finally gain independence for fucking americans to take over you keep your spineless shit to yourself

Your average troll is nothing but an annoyance to Chris. His biggest threats are the genuine psychos that's pretend to be his friend. These people extorted him, got him hooked on weed, and enabled his dillusions.

>There's a reason Something Awful had safari rule
Never heard of it. Is that some kind of Star Trek Prime Directive no interaction rule?

>got him hooked on weed
Chris does drugs?

>hooked on weed
weed isn't addictive and Chris no longer hangs out with those kids. Like every other Chris troll they couldn't resist bragging about how they trolled him, were doxxed, and fucked off forever. Chris couldn't buy weed if he wanted to now because he absolutely isn't cool enough to know anyone who sells

Your grandfather would be proud to hear you want to make bullying illegal, little bitch

>Dragonball vs DBZ

People have tried. Around 2011, everyone started realizing how fucked up it all was and a lot of the trolls started trying to help, but Chris has valiantly resisted every single attempt to better his life.

she cute

It was mostly just lucky that none of the trolls before the Idea Guys did much worse financially than scam him out of video games and make him break some of his consoles, which might have saved him money in the long run if he didn't immediately go buy more.

Don't. He deserves to die in poverty. That's how the system works. People like him must be eradicated from society AND the gene pool

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jesus why did the germans think this big fuck-off-huge thing was a good idea? It should be common sense for anyone over the age of twenty that gigantic super weapons don't win wars. Like, even the 200 tonne tank that sank into pavement that they made too. What the fuck.

Null is hiding out in Eastern Europe though.

He was a piece of shit before trolls had ever heard of him.

all of them

Cole is pretty based. Dude got treated like shit as a child, and instead of turning into a huge pile of nothing, managed to make something of himself. He will let his mother die in misery, buried in the pile of shit he has hoarded, and her only company being the mistake of nature that came out of her dry menopausal vag

It was supposed to be used to destroy the Maginot Line, which it probably would have been good at, but we all know how that ended up.

because birth control that isn't a barrier method doesn't exist and prostituted don't use it

Firstly, German technology was already superior to that of most of its enemies, so some officials may have been inclined to think super weapons win wars.
Secondly, it was originally designed specifically for use against France's Maginot Line, which at the time were the strongest military fortifications that ever existed. It ended up not being necessary and, after that, was a solution in search of a problem.
Third, contrary to popular belief, Nazi Germany was not terribly efficient, particularly politically. Hitler, like many dictators, preserved his own power by playing his subordinates against each other. This could have been the product of someone trying to curry favour with impressive-sounding projects, actual utility be damned.

oh you sweet summer child...

Hoarding

god shut the fuck up cuck

If you do make it contractual so that he can't spend it on toys and such. As in "this can only be applied to mortgage" or "under the conditions that s/he get a job"

that would unironically be best end

just think, this could have been what Jesus went through back in the day.

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no shit, welcome to society's ongoing trajectory into madness 2019

Too much invested to just drop it like a dumpster baby, this train wreck needs an ending damn it.
Can’t leave out his parents, they failed him on a biological level, especially Barb being rather old when she had him. He was doomed from the start.

Chris-chan is truly the embodiment of a life lived in the Internet.

post yfw you enter 4channel and see a sticky thread with chris chan photo on it and the words RIP

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If I remember correctly, Hitler ordered them to make that giant fucking gun. Pretty much everyone thought it was a spectacular waste of resources, but by that point no one wanted to question him.

Me on the left

>but that's assuming his parents had ever taught him how to function
That's what I mean by handles correctly. Had they not sperged at the idea of Chris being put in a different school that could more adequately handle him he may have had some semblance of a chance to improve rather than become the sad mockery of human life he is today.

Same shit? When I first heard of him he was usually just yelling, falling for trolls, and writing bad comics. These days he does the same shit, in addition to hitting people with his car, pepper spraying people, attempting to cut off his own genitals with a knife, and pushing his delusions that every cartoon is real and we will merge with them all. If anything, he's MORE entertaining these days than before.

Master memeticist with supreme skill in meme magick could make this happen

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What if Barb is using the Neetbux as a Genesis Device type of thing and is going to transfer her soul into Christine?

I don't remember the whole story, but wasn't Chris relatively "normal" until he finished highschool?
I think the moment his life started going downhill was when he became obsessed with getting a girlfriend and parading around college with that sign, which started his long story of places from which he got kicked out

advertising for hillary back when it was relevant

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>Eventually machines will monitor us every second
Implying it didnt happen yet.This is the future you choose
I dont understand why you fags complain about "machine monitoring" and "credits systeme",all those things ,you accepted it with the Internet, KiwiFarms, Facebook, Encyclopedia Dramatica
You're just scared that the pendulum is going to siwng back and you wont be the ones holding the truncheon.It's very naive to build a structure as powerful and all-knowing as the Internet and expect it to never fall into the bad hands.

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Yeah, thanks to some trannies pretending to be his friends, then recording him do stupid shit. They all got promptly doxxed and laughed at.

Chris got good grades from what I seemed but I remember him freaking out in one video for getting an F on some project. Sounds like he could've gotten a perfectly normal job but I imagine Barb's influence is what broke him, a lot of his worse qualities probably come from her like his frequent spending habits.

I can hear the fapping sound in that comment
Faggot

Maybe not build the panopticon in the first place
Tick tock tick tock

If Barb and Chris were Jojo villains what would their Stands be? Chris strikes me as a Pucci like character. Barb seems 100% final boss tier.

he had a job in some fast food right after highschool but got fired a couple months later

He claimed to get good grades, but in fact barely passed. He was "reasonably" normal as far as we know.

His life trajectory could have been altered drastically if his parents simply admitted that their son was not only autistic, but probably borderline retarded (which I don't know if he actually is, but his mental deficiencies seem well beyond simply lacking in social intelligence,) as well as encouraged him to change to meet the expectations of the world around him, rather than the other way around (actively encouraging his paranoia.)

Then he might have been placed in special education, learned actual coping skills, and gotten the help he needed. Instead, he became an entitled, isolated manbaby who believes he can do no wrong and that everyone is both out to get him and owes him everything.

It's sad. Honestly, people often say "Bob did nothing wrong," but in fact Barb and Bob are completely to blame. He could've been a near-retarded guy with childish hobbies and a menial job that doesn't involve interacting with people and maybe even a retarded gf. He could've been that lovable adult who taught children how to play TCG's and board games at the game place.

I honestly can't laugh at this guy anymore, his life is just so fucking tragic so often that its just banal

>mfw

Chris barely scooted by on a mediocre education system. He passed most of his projects just regurgitating info and plastering vidya characters all over the project. He created Sonichu just because one of his projects had the stipulation of "no characters under copyright."

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...If he does kick the bucket eventually. It's gonna be a pretty interesting, yet depressing moment.

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What happens if Chris dies before Barb?

nursing home

The death of chris-chan will mark the end of a internet era. We will officially go into the dark age of norminess.

Hey there A-Log how ya been

That's actually a good question.
I really wish you didn't remind of that user. Now I'm dreading the thought.

Everyone dies, user. Though, Bob wasn't living too healthy himself and still got to a ripe old age, so who knows how long it'll take.

chris chan? its all about dat Tamers12345

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I think Chris dying before Barb would be more interesting for the Saga. Barb's reaction to not receiving her tugboat money is going to be interesting to watch.

I wanna live in that timeline bros

He's too perfect

We wouldn't see it. Barb doesn't know how to use the internet. The last thing we'll see would be her obituary

2009 Chris-chan would try to fuck 2019 Chris-chan, but the latter would not be attracted to him.

He believes that all cartoons are real and exist in a dimension that will merge with ours and kill off 60% of humanity, he thinks he's a sonichu as well as a fucking video game goddess, and at one point in time he nearly died of infection because he mistook a taint piercing his did at home that split open as his caging growing in from hypnosis videos. Again, it's a trainwreck that I have to see through to its conclusion

>chris chan dies
>his story goes popular among normies
>it even goes to the news
>there's a movie in the works
>people start blaming the trolls
>an anti-troll campaign is funded with chris-chan as martyr symbol
>anti-trolling law is aproved.
>they label any kind of banter as trolling
>nearly all sites outside facebook, twitter, instagram and wikipedia are killed
>the few sites that are still on are just like those early internet pages with shitty content and blogs.
>advertisers around the world celebrates as the internet basically becomes an entire safe for work platform
>so it begins the dark age of norminess

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>as his caging
Fuck autocorrect. His vagina. Also he thinks he's married to a Pokémon and one of his OCs and thinks he's psychically linked to the toon dimension

>chris chan dies
>his story goes popular among normies
>it even goes to the news
>there's a movie in the works
>people start blaming the trolls
>nothing happens because we live in an age of complacency
ftfy

the fuck you talking about. People can literally get fired for a tweet. Someone even got lynched because of a fake post on facebook lol

I’m pretty sure there is an anti-troll documental being planned at the moment and when it is released all SJWs will push it as hateful imageboards havin destroyed a poor different abled man’s life. Guy’s like Liquid will have troubles finding decent jobs

However, they know Chris need to die before releasing it or he will ruin the message

I highly doubt that'll ever happen, considering that something like that would basically violate the constitution. Not to mention that these are normies we're talking about. Still it's pretty scary to think about.

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you suggested that anti-trolling sentiment will lead to every website except for mainstream social media ceasing to exist. I think that's completely absurd, and that anyone won't do anything more than fire off an angry and mostly misguided tweet.

>However, they know Chris need to die before releasing it or he will ruin the message
I believe that the only reason there isn't a movie of chris chan yet its because they are waiting for chris to die first. His story needs a good ending and that wouldn't be him getting rich by selling his life story rights

Did those 3 kittens he get die? Or did they manage to escape. It was probably last summer almost that he got them I think

Actually, he just retconned people dying by saying that their “OC” self from the other dimension will take their place

You disgust me. Have some god-damned self-respect.

Unironically ,the first thought i'll have is "no one can hurt him anymore"

It's based on fear and control, so I don't want it.

The saga continues

Didn't know he got kittens. If they're like his other cats, they want nothing to do with him, and Chris isn't competent enough to keep them in the house.

If a movie indeed happen,i hope it wont be solely focused on Chris Chan peculiarities like half his fandom at Kiwi Farms expect it to be,i hope that hypothetical movie will also focus in depth on the motivations of "Christorians" who stalk him relentlessly to document every time he fart and on that fuck Joshua Conner Moon motivation.Basically focus on everyone that made him the way he is,his parents included of course.Not a compilation of "Chris is stupid"

Everything is already based on fear and control.We dont kill each other in a WW3 because we know we have mutually assured destruction hanging over our head

I honestly never think of what chris movie should be. That's an interesting take.

One of the three died, and iirc he gave the other two away

They were sick when he got them and was asking for donations because they all had pink eye or something when he first got them. people were taking bets on how long they'd live in his house back then

Nah give it to an actual cause, like building wells in shitty villages or something, Chris has been given so many chances to improve and he hasn’t and likely never will

This is fucking great

How different would Chris be if he never won the Sonic competition?

>that would basically violate the constitution
You don't have to violate it. You merely have to reword the violation so it fits well with the mental gymnastic of the ruling caste.
Unilateral prosecution of war by the executive branch is a clear violation of the constitution, but we now call it POLICE ACTION. Merely "shifting" the troops around by the executive branch.

He would have just found some other shit to autistically obsess over, obviously Sonichu would be different but not much else would change

It's hard to say. It obviously greatly contributed to his sense of entitlement, though we can't say it wouldn't have developed regardless.

Hypothetically, if you remove the sense of entitlement, a lot changes.

>Perhaps doesn't feel entitled to a gf, which possibly means he doesn't push away Megan Schroeder
>Also means he may not misattribute his inability to find companionship to men with girlfriends, and thus doesn't isolate himself nearly as much
>Possibly doesn't create the attraction sign, which means he doesn't come into conflict with jerkops or Mary Lee Walsh, and thus isn't kicked out of school, among other places
>Doesn't go full tard-rage when he doesn't win later contests, reducing conflict significantly

In addition, it's possible his interest in fantasy/nerdshit would be drastically reduced to normal tard levels, rather than dimensional merge

Based

Not much, he would just have less content on his "Yep Im on TV :)" thing.
That one teacher not suggesting to combine to intellectual properties to create Sonichu would have a been a bigger one but he might have just done a comic about Bionic.

What if Chris didn't get hit with the basketball that day?

>Chris the last 5-10 years
He's like that AI that started absorving shit from the internet and became so aborrently racist and problematic they had to shut it down. He does really absorbs the worst of both political inclinations.

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Now he makes comics that are just his favorite comics/cartoons but with Sonic characters.

I’m saving it for that day.

what song will 4channel play? I vote for this
youtube.com/watch?v=2H5rusicEnc

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Does Chris even read comics? What does he read?

The dimensional merge is a whole new layer of madness, even by Chris-chan standarts.

CADE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Is there any news on that. When will my waifu be real?

All it's missing is lady liberty crying in the background

Twitter thread from yesterday. He said the earthquakes in Cali are apart of pre-determined events leading to the merge. Also reaffirmed some things about the Merge

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So about this "merge" ....
Are only his ocs and published fiction gonna come to this world, or are everyone's ocs coming too ?

Recent episode with the Doodlebops was good.

Soon he will kill himself or do something too stupid and go to jail, can't wait for the end

Everything. He also said Jesus talked to him, and all of the deities approve Chris.

All of them apparently.

Everything eh ?
Okay guys, no need to worry.
First I'll come up with a couple of hot waifus for myself, and after that I'm gonna work on Dr. Manhattan type of character whose only purpose will be defending us from the crazed omnipotent Chris-chan.

The merge might actually turn out kind of cool after all.

>a temporary and mild apocalypse
not much of an apocalypse then, huh?
all of fiction and reality will become one
It is also very important to note that, according to his calculations, about half of reality and fiction will not survive the merge. That's about a little less than 4 billion humans dying and half of all fictional beings. You could survive the merger but have everyone you ever knew and every media you ever liked cease to exist.

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Apocalypse also means restart

Welp to bust this thing out again
didthanoskill.me/
Will you survive the merge?

Specify that you'll only give it to Christian and force him to drop the tranny act.

To be honest I'm not sure I'd believe it at first.

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The bastard though of everything... he has planned this very well.

There must be something though, Chris-chan has to have some sort of weakness...

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You know what you need to do

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He would have been the local village idiot of Ruckersville, sstill much preferable that what did happen to him...

>abreviates margin of error "moe"
this shit is too funny for me.

I think for the first and last time in my life I'll actually unconsciously whisper "No..." and put a hand to my mouth with complete sincerity.

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You promised that after the Joker I would never have to do that again!!
You promised !!!
We cannot cross that line again !

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Show me your oc's faggots, I want to see if we're gonna make it.

>I will probably be rambling til I drive you to distraction.

Well, he kinda called that one.

He killed this girl irl

Well, he's copied panels from the Archie Sonic comics, so I assume he at least skimmed those.

At the court hearing about 2-3 weeks ago.
Aslong as she is in the house and not out in public its uncertain if she is alive or dead. She is Schrödingers Barb.

Whut?!

I knew about the dimensional merge rapture-prophecy insanity beforehand, but I only just found out today that Chris fucking hooked up with Magi-Chan Sonichu in the Sonichuverse and claims to have made out with him. And danced a "duet" with him in the middle of a convention that was actually just Chris swaying around holding onto thin air. What the holy fuck. It somehow always finds a way to get more terrifying and depressing.

That girl is him retard

So I guess technically he did, huh

>Recently his ebay got banned so he cant sell stuff
when was this and what for?

My guess is the same as his Etsy, for selling custom/bootleg merch of stuff, like his amiibo customizations and stuff

He was consistently late in shipping his orders, so his account became a restricted account.

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I want this, we can finally have something like Article 13 and China's social credit here in the states.
>Guy’s like Liquid will have troubles finding decent jobs
Sounds good to me, give them a tax increase while we're at it.

>Property of Carnegee Hall This Run

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More like village idiot of the jailhouse. All the shit he did that got him arrested happened with no manipulation from trolls. Before he even caught the internet's eye, he was getting the cops called on him for trying to post want ads at Target and refusing to leave.

>pepewhisperingcuck.tar

Who the hell makes a 13 minute song?

wasn't he a lesbian?

Bitch they made a 23 minute song like it was nothing

>I wonder if Sega and Nintendo will allow him to put Sonichu on his headstone.

Lynyrd Skynyrd?

Yeah that seems to have gone out the window, but given how much speculation there was about Chris repressing an attraction to men all these years, it's scarcely a surprise.

He owns the rights to Sonichu the name atleast, so they shouldn't be able to interfere if that's his wish

t. that guy who got btfo in bohemian rhapsody

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The girl was a former classmate he obsessed over. She's missing.

are you confusing chris' drawing of girl chris with megan or something

>babbys first classic rock?

I mean, i'm sure many of us are on the spectrum and i am so thankful that i'm nowhere near as bad as some autistic i know of.
I know of one guy who's been in prison multiple times thanks to not being familiar with the concept of women saying no.
I know another guy on discord who be sheer luck had a judge who was somehow sympathetic and said he's too autistic to realise the consequence of his actions because he was pretty much grooming little furry kids and got busted when one of them got grounded and their parents went through their personal messaging. They've shared this information fairly freely, and yet, constantly play woe is me, everyone is mean to me.

Most songs end within 6 minutes

It sounds more like he's trying to force this to become some kind of creepypasta as if we all don't already know the actual backstory.

Pink Floyd you uncultured swine. Go back to listening to hiphop.

I remember he used to have this trans character that was the villain in his comics. I forgot her name, but I wonder if he elevated her in his lore.

So has Cris given the rundown of his abilities as a CPU? Last time I paid attention to his Nep obsession he made this.

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>b-but all the other songs are shorter
Way to out yourself, normie.

Silvana Rosechu.

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I'm a metalfag, rap not written by Sean Paul doesn't appeal to me.

Different girl

I feel like something from Silent Hill would be fitting
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>Unironically wanting a dystopian society where big brother government dictates how you should live your life.

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Yeah I honestly feel bad for him, and anyone who goes out of their way to harass him at this point is actually pathetic,

God, this really is like the crap an 8 year old would draw. Also his fucking signature pisses me off more than it reasonably should.

One of his old high school gal pals then? Last I heard, they were all living normal lives and loathed Chris

More like machines run everything and we live in virtual reality.

The transformation of the comic is honestly incredible, almost every single principle of them ended up being flipped around somehow. I still remember the pre-transition issue where Boy Chris used his superior DNA to fucking synthesise the "cure for homosexuality" and slip it into the water system

Yeah her I remember in his older comics he shat on her a lot so I thought it was ironic that Chris turned out to be trans. I figured he'd make her into a hero now.

So wait is he still a tranny or did he go back to being a guy when he realized that wasnt the reason he didnt have a girlfriend?

Majority of the reason his drawings suck is how he holds a fucking pencil

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he married her

>he married her
Holy shit! Picture please! I need to read this.

Then you need to get an update into the chris-verse.

I will never understand how that fucked up handling of the pen had happend. A chimpanzee has a better grip on that pen.

He can still draw better than me

Makes sense. You need the virus to make the vaccine.

related

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>"no one can hurt him anymore"
based user

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It hasn't happen in a comic yet as far as I'm aware and I don't have any of his twitter screenshots. He's also married to Mewtwo and Magi Chan, the psychic hedgehog police officer that mind reads everyone in cwcville day and night using a team of level 100 Alakazam

>mind reads everyone in cwcville day and night using a team of level 100 Alakazam
I forgot how dystopian cwcville was

I honestly don’t know how he’s gotten this far in life without being corrected but I guess he’s that much of a tard

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Sounds awesome if you ask me, crime stops before it happens

Man, this shit is bonkers

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Damn, Dio really laid into him.

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>being this inconsistent with the lines

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what the fuck

I never in my life until now knew that anyone who didn't have a physical or mental injury would willingly hold a writing utensil like that.

That issue (#10 I believe?) is the permanent peak of Sonichu imo. Before it came out people seemed to think the comic had already peaked and was winding down, and then Chris came out with that absolute tour de force of bitchy madness that culminated in a child being coached into committing the bloody execution of some dude who pissed Chris off IRL. It was unbelievable.
None of the milquetoast hope-and-love shit NuChris puts out will ever be as wild of a ride.

I just tried to write/draw while holding my pencil like that. Took a couple of seconds to get a small cramp.

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Did CC chose to transition on his own accord or was it yet another fucked up manipulation?

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> Liquid finally won

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I prefer to think of Chris-Chan as being surrounded by the characters of Sonichu as the sole Merge and they open up into Lampreys and devour him by individual pieces

For years before the official transition happens you can see stuff like Chris having a weird fixation on wearing sports bras, insisting they're a perfectly manly thing to do and actually all men should do it, then flirting with being a "tomgirl" for a while. I think it was a VERY long time coming and something Chris tried to repress/deny for ages.

10 is pretty good, but 8 is my favorite.

Rocky told him he needed to get in touch with his feminine side. Chris took it outrageously too far.

He never once used a ruler when making thesecomics.

You guys use rulers when drawing? Why?

To make straight lines of course.

What the hell will happen if all of Chris-Chan's characters die in the merge? We he just explode into an autismal rage of reckoning? Or curl up in a ball on the floor?

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You knew once you crossed it once there would be no stopping... You had to know

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He legit looks like a shadow of his formerself.

>Lefty
We really are cursed aren't we

an even more recent one

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Why does he dress like a hobo?

Thrift Store Chic

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he's only a few steps above in terms of financial security

Especially not himself.

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How hard to you think it would be to tag every stray in ruckersburg with one of those?

That poor cat. Someone call the animal shelter in C-Ville.

That would probably be my last day here. This whole site gives me a weird feeling these days and every day there are fewer reasons to come back. Just thinking of it makes me want to stop now, im not sure i want to see it in the context of what this site is now.

depends on ruckersburg's feral cat population, I guess
they wouldn't like it anyway

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Still a tranny.

We get it, you got bullied for being a weirdo, don't drag the rest of us down because of your inability to be normal.

I just realized Chris always wears pants/leggings under his skirts. I didn't think he was the type to be insecure about his legs, so I wonder why he does that?

Probably can't be bothered to shave but still wants to look 'girly'

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fu

The merge is basically a merging of alternate selves. No one will really die, Chris is just too autistic to communicate it clearly. Some characters may end up in real-person bodies, but their consciousness will continue, with the memories of two lives.

Dragonforce.

So like what happened to the New Gods?

Chris fist bumping a black dude. Never thought i'd see the day.

Is Chris aware that he's basically is what Trans people don't want to be seen as?

Now that disney has the rights to cwc, when can we expect him to be folded into the mcu?

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This is pretty common way that people with processing issues to hold a pencil, most people have it taught out of them in school though.
Interestingly enough I’ve met many talented artists that have similar weird pencil grips.

as horrifying as the idea of chris fucking a prostitute without a condom is, if she was down for it, she almost absolutely has had her tubes tied. that being said, if she was okay with him not having a condom, chris probably has every STD known to medical science.

A funeral isn't complete without some sick bagpipes.
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I'm not a talented artist but many people have told me that I hold the pencil in a weird way, what do u think

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Good point
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But Chris says God and Jesus are oc's. What about them?

>The Cyclone Joker

Please, my body can't handle actual laughter right now