You'll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR.
You'll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR
Matthew Lopez
Joshua Russell
Give me the suit back
Parker Green
Should’ve banged the dudes daughter/wife/slave.
Sebastian Sanchez
There was something about her. Weird looking and gangly, but a qt who lived to bake and feed Peter. Honestly I would pick her over MJ.
Ethan Sanders
You'll get your quarters when you FIX THE BLOWN FUSES ON THIS DAMN PINBALL MACHINE.
Caleb Richardson
Isn't that honestly pretty fair? If I have to pay someone to live somewhere it had fucking better be in livable condition.
Parker Carter
I hope they had renter's insurance from that time in spider man 1 where green goblin exploded into peter's/aunt may's apartment.
Liam Nelson
They had a house in Spider-man 1.
Landon Watson
>You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do, I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I... we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl... they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of ejaculateing and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells... you will know the rent is paid.
>For this month
Liam Morris
No daddy I need the suit to be HERO!
Jeremiah Collins
Iron Boy, you are my trusty sidekick
Easton Green
BASED as fuck. That annoying landowner deserved to get treated this way. Dark Peter was a goof around women but he didn't do anything bad.
Aiden Watson
There's a fanfic and a weird doujin where she bangs Peter in front of MJ.
Christian Russell
Depending on where you live this isn't that far off from a proper response to your slum-lord-wannabe landlord. Of course, you'd need to put it in writing in a less rude way, but to be fair, it is New York.
Connor Ross
>Peter...
Thomas Peterson
Those goddamn Eastern Europeans got me peter... All because you didn't pay your goddamn rent. I didn't raise a kike peter.
Jose Mitchell
He didn't actually fix the door.
Kevin King
>I want you to get mad Peter! I don’t want you to protest like a liberal faggot. I don’t want you to riot like a jungle bunny – I don’t want you to write to your kike loving congressman, because I wouldn’t know what to tell you to write. I don’t know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Puerto Ricans and the crime in the street.
>All I know is that first you’ve got to get MAD. You’ve got to say: I AM PROUD WHITE MAN GOD-DAMMIT
Julian Carter
>I know you’re seeing that colored girl, Peter....
>it’s ok, Uncle Ben, she’s only the house negro
>oh, Peter, I knew you were a good boy
How the fuck did Raimi see the race lift coming? The line didn’t even make sense in the original
Oliver Brooks
>Uncle Ben died after fixing the lamp in the old house
How much did Ditkovich have left?
Dominic Foster
>For This Month
Juan Flores
>uncle ben how come i'm white like a german but someone who is white like a russian gets to take credit for all our achievements
Jordan Scott
>Uncle Ben, why are you black ? And can we have something other than rice for dinner
Kayden Harris
God pete youre such a cuck for letting that eastern europe qt go