Sirena Ong

>yes, that's right, profano
>italians don't have gills

She's apparently only like a quarter Italian.

Sirena is only half Italian on her mom's side. The Fish person stuff comes from her Dad's mutated dna. Wide Whale is of English decent, but obsessed with Italian culture.

Chester Ong is not Italian though, they joked about it in-episode

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Well, Italian American mafia movie culture.

She's not even really Italian. Her dad spent like a week in Italy, right?

Non dirgli niente.

what was in that sauce?

Whale dna

That’s mainly due to Sicily and most of souther Italy being an Arab territory for a few centuries.

Her father, at least, is a poseur so you'd probably get slack from him. Her mother might be different though

if you fine with her fucking your brother, is an I italian thing. if you dont have a brother, she will fuck your father, get pregnant, have a baby and then fuck him, if is a girl she will keep trying with your father until she has a boy

That would make sense. It is funny how the Spanish avoided having Berber dna traces left in Iberia

>he’s darker than an Anglo
Sicilian, I...

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.... what

Im 25% victim.

Wait is Flint's actor italian?

Don't we all?

Nah, he’s Maggie Smith’s son. I’m just telling the PastaBro that the skin color of Bongs and Meds ain’t that different if you don’t account for tan. It’s just that Sicilians are more swarthy compared to North Italians. Just bants.
>tfw Punished Flint looks exactly like my dad
>tfw dad is a Seaman as well
It was a weird feeling. Especially since I’m a Med and not a Bong...

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Le italiane sono solo delle bimbominkiodi ora, non farti ingannare dalle loro tette e dal chilometraggio della loro vagina

she'll betray you and say it's your fault

^These. Sireina is only Italian on her mother's side, and Angie wasn't even full Italian. Chester confirmed he doesn't have a drop of Italian blood in his whale and shark spliced body.

So basically Google translate says that you are gay. Are you alright, user?

I love her but I'm also confused as to why she was fucking Dean of all people. I get that Hank couldn't get hard, but the brothers are like day and night.

>*gets cucked by muslims*

Why do people like Sirena? She was trashy before she cheated on Hank.

if you only see how pastacunts really talk, you'd think they are all autistic or something

idk, forbidden fruit?

you'd think her father and uncle would choose cooler sea creatures to splice their DNA with
oh wait it was a freak accident, right

They actually have more in common then Hank does, that's the sad thing. Hank was about the excitement while Dean actually had a plan for his life and wasn't stuck as a child.
He's still a prick though

They're just going to write her out of the show like all the other previous love interests aren't they?

We just lost the little power we had, because of Sea watch 3

What is the point of a Nation if the law can be break without consequences

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she acted like the nice daughter of a criminal mob boss.
then she cheated on hank and threw all that out the window.

*white

that's fine in the short term but don't settle down with one, they'll get fat as hell in no time at all and they never, never shut the fuck up

So why is a high-maintenance babe like Sirena doing wasting her time with two dorks like Dean and Hank?

>why would anyone be interested in the heirs to a multi billion dollar tech company

>What is the point of a Nation if the law can be break without consequences

You don't even know the laws. That's exactly your problem.

Hmm, you're right. I can see it now.

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And now every Ong will come here

What is OP show anyway?

I hope you don't have a brother.

The Venture Bros.

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Ironically Dean did it because hes afraid of growing up.

I mean she's the catalyst of the wedge between Dean and Hank after she decided to cheat on Hank and fuck Dean. I expect her to show up at least once.

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Hopefully she is forgotten about next season. Her whole story this season was really bad.

hank left and i doubt dean is gonna continue dating her/support wide whale.
what else does she have to offer?

Because Hank actually lives up to her maintenance and is actually an honest guy instead of a vapid chad like she's used to fucking.

Still no idea why she fucked Dean though apart from that he's canonically supposed to be fairly attractive.

The Wide Wale is pretty much classic Kingpin with his mob roots intact.

I guess closure for Hank? The entire thing was pretty abrupt and out of nowhere. At the very least looked like she felt bad for cheating on him. Personally I'd prefer if she's just written out of the story at this point but I wouldn't be surprised if she comes back and goes looking for Hank.

>hank left
He didn't. He's reverted into "The Bat", a personification of his most basest childish impulses and perceptions. He's not going to make it 5 blocks before Hatred or Brock catch him and lug him back to a hospital.

Hank and Dean are the only two people who don't try to control her the same way her Dad, and Rocco do.

Undetrated gif of Flint

>Still no idea why she fucked Dean though apart from that he's canonically supposed to be fairly attractive.
Hank had erectile dysfunction and was immature as fuck.
Dean's more grounded and was the only guy in her night class. She needed some dick and he's the perfect choice for a quick fling since he lived nearby on campus.
They almost would have got away with it if not for the bear guy.

>Sirena_Ong (2)

are you fucking KIDDING me, paheal?

So when's the next season?

People also underestimate the effect that being snowed in has on a person. Nowhere to go, hanging out in a person's dorm room, does wonders for inhibitions and libido.

youtu.be/9SEmhnZLbmg

>tfw no mobster daughter ASMR

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I think it more has to do with Hank being unable to fuck her and her just pent up and needing dick but that certainly helped. She was stuck under a roof with a good looking guy and while she genuinely liked Hank in the end her libido won out. I know a lot of people just want to be done with her, but I actually want to see her come back.

We know different stereotypes then
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>be a young attractive girl in her prime
>boyfriend has ED and can't sexually satisfy her
>get snowed in with said boyfriend's hot brother
>lost her inhibition and let him pound her
Realistically speaking this was a foregone conclusion. If not with Dean she would have fucked someone eventually. Also it was obvious she was subconsciously planning to fuck him for a while since she was making small moves him.

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I want to see her be knocked up and Dean having to face the responsibility.

no ya don't

What if both Nikki and Sirena are knocked up.

yeah, this show is quite niche as fuck and the few artist that does watch it either do Sheila (nothing wrong though) or are fujos that do Gary or others, Here though at least there is a new one for now
rule34.paheal.net/post/view/3181162

I know it's super minor but I'm pretty sure the commentaries for season 7 confirmed that Hank just has really bad premature ejaculation problems, not that he has ED

She's only a quarter Italian from her mother's side
Wide Wale is actually of British descent, he just apes their culture because he went to the University of Palermo for a work study and loved it there

Put yeah, work study

and a spaghetti meatball ferarri to you too pal