How would their interaction go?

How would their interaction go?

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Doofenschmirtz doesn't get why Rick is so incredibly depressed and tries to relate to him with an anecdote of his hilariously tragic childhood

Doof would lick Rick's testicles.

>doesn't exist on AO3 yet
dammit I'll do it myself

Rick berates Doof on his failures and claims that he could beat Parry with both hands tied behind his back
They then argue until they decide to swap places for the day
Hilarity ensues.

How depressed will Rick be when he realizes how much better Doof is at inventing than he is without Heinz even realizing it or caring?

Doof kills cringe master rick.

How long does it take Perry to beat Rick?

This, also, Rick would be annoyed about doofenshmirtz don't understanding how utterly ridiculous advanced is his own technology.
>Jesus christ. you are telling me that YOU created a machine that can *burp* reconfigurate DNA at long range
>reconfigurate dna? You are just throwing fancy words. The baby-inator just turn people into babies. Its in the name.
>You-you *burp* basically created a machine that can hypothetically make you immortal and and your arch nemesis is a, what, a *burp* duck?
>platypus

2 min. Perry gives Doof the decency to finish his song number before Doof's machine fails