This race bullshit is keeping us from asking THE REAL QUESTION: how naked will the live action Ariel be...

It's not just gingers.

This gave me a boner

will we get to see halle bailey's soles

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Will we get a OMG I have a clitoris scene?

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Probably some goofy high jinks involving seaweeds, a bolder for her to hide hehind and wreckage fashion show.

Same desu

>Expect a Mera style suit for her top instead of the shell bra.
>no shell bra
...
I'm gonna fuckin riot

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Blonde eyebrows look bad champ.

But these "people" gingers really, have no souls. Black folk do.

So does black skin.

The outrage generated by “race bullshit” is entirely manufactured by Disney as a marketing ploy, and because /pol/ and /pol/-related entities are all operating on one brain cell they all have to share, they go along with it. We’re reaching rent free levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

If we don't get nips and split beaver, imma be pissed.

If that was really the case, then why has it been going on for so long?

>/pol/ and /pol/-related entities
You do realize this is a /pol/ held board now. They are taking over all of Yea Forums.

I bet you think if they did a live action version of the Simpsons movie that they would recreate Bart's skateboarding scene with a real child actor.

Gingers have no soul while basketball americans have too much soul. Like pottery.

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Is there a reason why it wouldn't?

>tfw disney tricked /pol/ into advertising the movie for them
what a bunch of suckers

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Worked for Keurig and Nike.
Congrats to knee-jerk reactions for creating the new advertising status quo.

That's why I shitpost every thread with this.

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Because it clearly works.

>BEING so much of a /pol/ faggot you can't appreciate female nudity
Yikes

>not finding a girl who looks like a fish attractive means you're a /pol/tard

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>blacks
>clitoris
hmmm that's not how I have learned it

I'm not into chimps, user, sorry. But more gorilla-looking she-apes for you, I suppose.

This image makes a claim without supplying any evidence.
It says the stereotype came from dark haired immigrants including Jews, then says it is only from Jews, then says it came from Jewish American novels, but the quote isn't from a novel and it's clearly from a book about Jews and its from 1983 not the even 1920s, then it says it was from Mariyln Monroe.

God I hope so.

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Archie.
Gwen in the next Ben 10 remake.
Tintin.

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Is there a version of that picture with anatomical additions?

fetal alcohol syndrome?

There won't be any nudity. There won't be any skin showing either. The mermaids will wear chainmail like warriors. Ariel will be a fighter or in a STEM field of some kind. Every live action Disney adaptation in recent years has found a way to make the end result more woke

>Belle is a scientist
>Jasmine becomes a fu king sultan
>all the casting choices for Lion King

>shitpost
So are those links fake or something?

>Black pussy

No thanks.

Gingercide sounds like a cool, refreshing drink.

That still doesn’t changed the fact that Ariel will always be a terrible role model for women. She made a deal with a sea witch and left her family she had known all her life behind just because she liked the look of a dude she on a ship one night. If this stays she will always be a dumb woman no matter how much they try to feminism her.

This is the only logical conclusion I can make, because TV/news stations literally always cover black male/white cop shootings for the exact same reason

>Jasmine becomes a fu king sultan

Don't let mom see this post.

Well they don't want other Dumbo

Do you think Ariel struggled the first time she had to take a poop as a human?

she probably didn't know what's going on and shat her pants

That sounds cute.

The moment they make Gwen black they'll unleash a shit storm on themselves.

Ariel's daughter also grew up without a father. Which is common in black families. Ariel being black actually make sense.

>Ariel's daughter also grew up without a father.
no??

/pol/ man, not even once

I know this was pre-sjw Disney, but what if they did it like in Pirates of the Caribbean where the Mermaids were always skinny dipping but censores themselves with their hair, plus they were horror monsters which would go well with their MUH Strong girls stuff they are doing now
>youtu.be/_U3ABXLm2ow

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>Jasmine becomes a fu king sultan

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Wait what?!

>Gwen in the next Ben 10 remake
50/50, it'll either be Gwen or Kevin. Gwen for bonus woke points.

I mean if they're gonna do this, go all the way and make Latrice Royale play Ursula

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>Pirates of the Caribbean will be canon in TLM
I suddenly want this

So, what are the bets that king Triton will now be black and his wife will be white. I'd say somewhere around a 110% certainty. Also the prince will be a shitskin.

>ENF
Truly the thinking man's fetish

if we're being biologically accurate, she should have a blowhole.

What's ENF, user?

Lmao

Based analysis user

youtube.com/watch?v=ho451PaNvt8

>female sexuality
Jesus christ, what are you, a misogynist or something?

Embarrased Nude Female

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Embarrassed nude female

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They didn't let Jasmine show midriff in the live action movie, I seriouly doubt Ariel will be sporting her shell bra.

What's interesting is that SJWs were demanding appropriate race casting for Aladdin and the upcoming Mulan, yet when a character gets blackwashed, they only criticize the people who grew up with the original.

Their only argument is "There is no nationality or race for mermaids", but the fact remains that an obvious Caucasian red head was blacked for the sole purpose of politics and virtue signaling. I honestly don't believe that black chick was hired based on merit.

Embarrassed nude female

>That GI Joe reboot art style
Jesus, how can you fuck up something so badly? He looks like Sminem if he were black.

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Thank goodness.
Based Hollywood elite, maybe you're not so bad after all

>t. South Park fanboy
Ginger jokes aren't funny and they never will be

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>cuck shirt

It says Fuck Hate.

>being so racist, it makes you gay

Jesus, White people

what?

If you haven't figured out by now that /pol/ is run entirely by falseflagging lefties, I don't know what to tell you. It's always been obvious.

Yeah, surely that many people can't be that stupid, right? R-right?

her name's fucking halle bailey? that's.. just the worst name. there's already a halle berry in the same color, you can't just have most of that name again.

Why is she so cute?

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>"you can't just have most of that name again"

The villain from Black Panther's actor is called
>Michael B. Jordan

Doesn't that sound familiar to you?

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You've gotta be shitting me

what happened to changing your name for fame? Like when David Jones heared there was already a Davy Jones in music, he changed it to Bowie
Sean Schemmel's name sounds like a MAD parody of my name, so I know when I get into voiceover Ima have to use a pseu-diddly-eudonym.

guys I miss 80s fantasy. Remember Splash? Daryl Hannah's Hannahs right out there to see, and rated PG. Not to mention strong independent female characters still had flaws and the world didn't just revolve around making them look perfect.
Remember practical effects? Casual insensitive language? Experimentally mature animation? Those were the days.
80s Scifi on the other hand was fucking dire. Way up its own ass with warped new-agey morals.
Are all the people who worked on The Little Mermaid dead? I would love to see a Bloodstained Ritual of the Night sort of thing, where the people who did the old good stuff do a new thing to contrast the shitty new things done by the actual rights-holders

and anyway it's a Dutch story. She's supposed to blend in with the local human population. By all means I'd love to see a story about mermaids off the coast of africa interacting with africans.. but don't make it a remake of disney's the little mermaid. Make it a new interpretation of Andersen's fairy tale. I'd watch the shit out of something like that. falls for some african prince dude.. her dad is all Idris Elba all over the place.. sea witch could be dark blue..

Would this stuff happen to pocahontas? Don't think an tribal girl would have any shame

Gingers are SOULLESS

Why is it okay to make white redhead caucasians become black africans, but it's bad when black african characters are replaced with white caucasians?

You can also take the opposite route and use your actual name to confuse people into thinking you're a real celebrity (pic related).

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add Alicia Masters from Fantastic Four 2005/7

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What ever happened to cute brown-skinned gingers? Anime used to be full of those.

I mean.. that's Sylvester's brother, isn't it? he looks just like him. That doesn't count.

Why make new thing when you can reskin old thing?

They do wear clothes tho

sometimes, as needed.

There's a reason the poster has "STALLONE" in big huge font and "Frank" in a tiny font. They're purposely trying to trick people who aren't paying attention into thinking it's Sylvester.

okay but that's really not the same thing. I'll grant you it's a related thing. and let's not even get into Gallagher Too.

All ya'll niggas gay.

Because you can’t be racist to white people apparently

Still generates money, wait a couple of years, when Hondurans become the new minority Disney will start fabricating controversy around them for money.

yknow I've noticed that it's okay to exaggerate the many ugly racial features of white people in cartoons, they even celebrate those designs, but you're not allowed to draw big lips or nappy hair or eyelids where the crease is folded inward so you can't see it and the eye looks narrower as a result
cant we just draw everyone pretty?

We're all fucked until businesses get it in their heads that it's stupid to grab pocket change from the idiot masses when you can get a solid payment from each of a smaller, much more loyal group that actually sticks by you and reacts to what you're doing in predictable ways based on effort and crafting, instead of being slaves to trends
I mean if anything, you'd think this trend would have happened decades back, when Jim Henson couldn't make a successful creature film to save his life, and all the Disney animated features were failing.. but no, they doubled down on appreciation of quality, and long-term it paid off hard.

You are exaggerating, but I do wonder how the prudish modern Disney is going to dogne showing skin on a movie where every female is wearing a seashell bikini.

>spend most of my life rolling my eyes at the seashell bra when centuries of history were fine with mermaids nude as poseidon made them
>shit starts changing in society. alright this mainstreaming of promiscuity is asinine, but at least we're going to get more tolerance for nudity, right?
>okay now they're tolerating every possible kind of deviant sexuality.. but... nudity, right? maybe? soon?
>huh. we're covering people up more now.. and reviving the idea that people can't help but act on all of their urges, so stimulus is to be avoided... oh right, because that's how you justify promiscuity.

There's trolls and dumb little kids playing along, but the ones in charge are pretty clear. Especially the head buffoon. Blue as the day is long.

You know, people actually believe this.
I am not lying, and it's fucking scary.

Right now, if you read the articles about this recent blackwash, you will notice these "journalist" literally group every single person opposed to a black mermaid as a bigoted racist. People like seeing faithful representations, and fans like seeing an accurate depiction, yet, if you do not approve of forced diversity, then you are a racist. This current political climate is literally encouraging this so called white genocide.

Was anyone pissed off when this was released?

Yes I know it's based off Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella musical, not the Disney animated film, but it's under the Disney name so...

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I don't think pocahintas would be okay with going around nude

People care more about a skin/hair color change than the fact the Disney movies did entire plot rewrites to the original fairy tales. Stop pretending you care about the "authenticity."

Why do they like to cast ugly niggers as princesses?

This but for real man

That's BS. For starters, EVS most likely doesn't work for Disney. If a bunch of people are getting upset about this, boycotting that movie, start torrenting more (not only this movie), buying more Comicsgate comics, join certain Youtube channels, voting for Trump, etc. then it we'll see who's laughing.

Question 1: Who profits from the idea that the attention only helps Disney? Right, the SJW which are committing #Gingercide #Gingerpurge

Question 2: What do you think matters more, Disney making some extra money because SJW go watching the movie out of spite, or Disney bashers making enough money to live from it by putting out videos about such incidents? youtube.com/channel/UCp8nOGQKLpFhtoIOOUVK40g

I didn't say everyone who was a part of this stupid shit was being insincere. Only half. The rest are genuine retards like you.

Your missing the point.
NOBODY likes blacks.
Not even blacks.
Theyre throwing away money cause theyre dumb and probably spun out on blow.

It's obvious the Disney casting department received an email asking them to hire a ginger but the guy who read the email was dyslexic

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Yeah this
Jolly Blue Giant's adventures was as safe as anyone could play it.

>WE'RE REACHING RENT FREE LEVELS THAT SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE
>Uses a cartoon thread to bitch about /pol/.
Is this a very clever satire or do you lack that much self awareness?

Took me a second, fuck you carlos

Unless they go all the way and make Ariel’s entire family black, then they’re only doing this as a cheap cop out. If everyone is white and she’s the only change then it’s kind of gay

I agree with you but that's not ENF

Yes, why the hell would you even want to see any of this crap. Paying good money to see a shitty live action adaption of a film that's been out forever. It's not going to improve upon the original, it's just a blatant cash grab.

>Ginger
> G I N G E R
> N G I G E R
Hold on a second.... enhance..... ok now follow that link to redchannit...zoom in...a little more... there! W-wait a second *nani* that card......hold on a sec.. GIVE ME A BACKGROUND CHECK ON SNEED'S AND FEED'S
"SIR THEY WERE FORMERLY CHUCK'S!"
CHUCK'S?!?! Hold on.... Sneed..feeed.. dear God!..baed xd

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KEK

youtu.be/ho451PaNvt8

Don't hold your breath.

Uh, didn't the real life Pocahontas do exactly that? 'Course, she was also like 10...

How about this redhead?

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nobody is safe

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>implying women wouldn't abandon their family and friends the second a rich guy proposes to her

Then it's obvious they're going to rewrite the entire movie's plot from the ground up.

You can't improve perfection.

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why would we care

They don't want other Dumbo, that's it. The marketing departament can't afford to fail in this again, if the movie fail it will not be their fault because they can show the numbers of tweets, articles and videos about the movie.

That's how it starts
First you cover the belly, then the arms and legs, soon, soon will be the face.

They were overrepresented in comics considering they are a really small proportion of the population

Brandy was popular at the time

We got em

i dont get it

Then what the hell is it? The mermaid is clearly embarrased and covering herself

She did not. It is a matter of historical fact that she went naked - and I mean nude - around the time she met the English, which was apparently completely normal for children her age.

The historians even mentioned she used to do cartwheels, which makes me think she was messing with people because she'd figured out it made them uncomfortable.

He's safe now that that movie was eviscerated.

She'll be like the source material. Danish (there were black Danes back then, of course) and topless as a mermaid. Mostly censored by hair / seaweed / foreground objects. Same after becoming human, but more obvious framing will be involved. There will be a scene where she unashamedly appears naked before humans, with the audience message that the female body is nothing to be ashamed of, though the audience won't be able to get a clear view from the parts shown.

I was refering to the clip in this post And this comic here not about the real pocahontas

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Academics have long since redefined the relevant terminology to allow such double standards.

You mean like in 'Splash'?

We should drop the 'Danish'. The mermaid wasn't even human in the story, so definitely not Danish.

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Of course it's not all bad.

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>topless as a mermaid. Mostly censored by hair / seaweed / foreground objects. Same after becoming human
Retard.

They don't look embarrassed to me

Breasts imply mammals. Also, fish have vertical tail fins and aquatic mammals have horizontal tail fins. Mammals have lungs. Aquatic mammal that live underwater have blowholes.

Coloring can't be human-colored from the waist up and green from the waist down. More likely black on the dorsal side and white on the ventral side. Or gray all the way through.

Just make it about a dolphin. Gingers are hot but I think if you really had the chance, just once, you'd all fuck a dolphin.

The one from the clip does

Wtf I want to save gingers now

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See, you have it backwards. It's /pol/ using a cartoon to be /pol/ even louder.

also also also

mammals, even aquatic mammals, have vaginas.

look up where it is on a dolphin.

there was an experiment with a lady and a dolphin living together

it was adorable and sad and sexy.

feet niggas

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All my Keks, user.

>Google Mera style suit
DOH
I was hoping they would do a bikini like this (wait a bikini this modest would normally go to children under the age of 17, or is Ariel actually a teenager?)

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If they do a live action pocahontas I hope they make her white, and John Smith is asian. The shit storm from both sides will be amazing.

It's a niche.

>Ameriprudes