Give me one good reason why Spider-Man shouldn't be bi or gay, Yea Forums!

gays and bi faggots are incapable of being super heroes. One of the survivors of the pulse shooting locked up the remaining people that died when they could have been saved. Helping is not really in the LGBT dictionary.

Because his original creators didn’t make him that way and said as much when asked about it 7 years ago. Makes miles gay he’s had no significant relationships, he’s new enough where the revelation wouldn’t come completely out of no where and his creators are still alive to sigh off on it

Because Johnny would have been a terrible boyfriend, and other character can´t really be paired with Peter. Just keep it like a slightly no homo bromance and everybody will be happy.

If one person is enough to judge a group surely the straight person doing the murdering would mean even worse things for his people.

J Jonah Jameson.
He would be branded a massive homophobe due to his hate boner for Spiderman and having openly homophobic characters, even if to show it as a negative thing, is a big no-no

To spite people who obsess over muh diversity because they're really fucking obnoxious.

He has a sexual fetish for biological females
That fucking pervert.

Except there’s no such thing as an LGBT person. They aren’t human beings.

>biological females
Well now I’m triggered, how dare those people with real vaginas be considered more of a woman than me a woman with a penis

Because you could make a new spiderman that could come off as more organically confused.

I remember when Yea Forums used to unironically ship Peter and Johnny

I miss old Yea Forums, before the dark times...

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Pete loves impregnating women and raising a loving family with them
He gets extra turned on when his partner doesn't have to take copious amounts of chemicals to be feminine
Truly, he is the greatest sexual monster since the Marquis de Sade

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Nice try Johnny

Oh that sick fuck, next you’re going to tell me he enjoys the personal growth that comes with having a stable nuclear family I know writers like to insert their fetish into their work sometimes but that would be going to far

Because Spider-Man should go to Heaven when he dies

Which one? I doubt Peter's bi (cuz he certainly ain't gay)

cus that would be gay

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Not by any fault of his own but Peter Parker is kind of an abomination before god. Purgatory is the best he can hope for.

People don’t insult lgbt because they try to be edgy
People insult lgbt because you degenerates literally rape kids
That’s how a kid goes gay

because spiders arent gay

Writers can barely create an interesting romance with Peter as a heterosexual now. I can't even imagine Slott fumbling through his rolodex of Big Bang Theory and Community jokes trying to flirt with some guy

Are you 12?

>reason why Spider-Man shouldn't be bi or gay,

because he isn't... and arguably no one should be without a good story reason, and just because or because i wanted to do it aren't good reasons, nor is trying to spread the gay message.

also what he said /thread

Looks like Armenian Spiderman to me

They'd live longer if they were, though.

Because the only reason you want Spider Gay its because you're a fujoshi, hungry for Holland's Ass, when everybody know Holland's Ass is only for Carol

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That is the wrong spider for Carol

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Cause he is Spider-MAN. If he wasn't he could be a fag. Now go hang, you degenerate subhuman.

Only if the reveal an gay affair between tony and capt, and reshoot ragnarok so that it is brokeback mountain between
Thor and hulk

Isn't there a legal list out there that spider-man (the main one) must always be heterosexual and whtie

Ow the edge

>you're into gay dudes fucking
>meaning you're hungry for dude ass
>so you have to watch other dudes fuck butt instead of self inserting as the female
come back in a year and try again

It's called proggress

>genders

>locked up the remaining people
Source?

Would the real progress be making new characters who properly reflect the vision you want to see? Making new icons for a new generation and not just repurposing an old one? Or do you just want the name recognition right away and not have to earn it?

You have to repurpose the old ones to keep them threandy or people will stop caring abouot them.
Batman in his beginings wielded firearms and killed the criminals and that was retconed.

Give me one good reason why Spider-Man should be bi or gay

Just make miles gay. I'm sure the black community would love that.

No, Miles should be trans.
The should make Spiderman Noir gay.

>bi
sure why not?
>gay
he has way too many female love interests for that to work. you'd have to gender swap 'em making it a total sausage fest or add a lot more available guys to the mix making the cast more bloated.

Marie Jane=Mario Jaime.
Gwen Stacy= Greg Stacy.

And you think making him gay will do that? All that’ll do is poison him to the rest of the world, literally is this all progress is anymore? Just repurposing old iconography for literally small trends, not making good characters whose themes transcend generation. Are your people so bland and myopic that all you need is a repurposed popular name to feel included? Pete has a universal appeal and making him homosexual will ruin that completely.

Stop being homophobic and get with the new times or go to a retirement house old man.

>You need to repurpose the old ones to keep them trendy or people will stop caring about them
You mean like with Ms Marvel? The character whose premise was being a girl and a muslim but stayed in vogue because of good writing and a good artstyle? The character that, rather than being focused on because of the progressive brownie points she was getting, was focused on because of her abilities and character? One of the only characters that had a consistently successful series when a lot of other similar IPs were flopping?

Nah, forget effort and build-up n sheeeiiit. Let's just make Peter Parker a fucking faggot!

>Ms Marvel.
You mean the Marvel that started as Captain Marvel who was a guy, then a blonde woman and now a black musilm girl who will probably be bi?

Because that would ruin his dynamic with Deadpool.

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Miles does have some positive non-super male relationships
Pete... not so much.

I like Kamala but let's be honest, she is a repurposed hero made more trendy and relatable, and that is exactly why she has maintained popularity even above her predecessor.

You can make miles gay, that’d be fine. His creators are still alive to allow it

Because then he's probably end up with Johnny Storm and finally live a comfy nice life with a loving Husband that understands him, is fucking hot and makes breakfeast for him.

Wait, good reasons NOT to be bi? I got none

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Probably helps that she has a more amusing powerset than Carol too.
She was a fangirl who got powers and inherited an identity that was being left behind (because CAPTAIN! Like America!)
Miles is still a copy of Pete. Pete, a hero with many copies already, some of them actual clones.

Ow the AIDS

his Dynamic would be fine even if he was gay or bi, the dynamic works on Deadpool just really wanna fuck and Peter doesn't, just because he'd be gay/bi doesn't mean he'd be down to fuck.

If spider-man was gay would his spider-sense go off every time he was about to fuck someone with AIDS?

Which one? Peter Parker, Miles Morales, Peter Parker, Peter Parker, Peter Parker, Peter Parker, or Peter Parker?

That's not progress you easily manipulated dip

Why do queers want to ruin everything? You faggots just got iceman use him hell that swap unironically buried the first gay superhero made from the ground up that way. Support the shit that’s already there before you drag poor peter Parker down into obscurity

I don't know why he would. Most of the men in his life treat him like utter garbage.

FUCK YOU,WE, WANT, ALL, OF, YOUR, HEROS

>you drag poor peter Parker down into obscurity
LMAO as if Peter fucking Spider-man Parker would ever enter obscurity

Because it's 2019. Have sex.

I fucking hate you.

He doesn't have a boyfriend

I mean they’re trying and shit like this doesn’t help

So you don’t want any of your own? Cause northstar has some decent moments and people here are obsessed with midnighter. It seems all you want to to ruin everything, comic books, movies, western civilization, music, sex pretty much everything

>genders
Oh user...

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Because we need more Iceman

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because the faggotry needed to make him bi, let alone gay for the rest of he character's existence has already been uses 700 times over by you making this thread, and we are not counting the amount of faggotry you use each time you wake up, if we did it would be obvious that there is not enough faggotry due to your existence, and don't get me started with the guys that you sucked of for breakfast.

The only good answer

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS