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HOLY SHIT IT WORKED
SREGGIN
I'm about to ruin this anons whole thread
I never knew Zatanna was so kinky
It's one more personality trait than she has in the comics.
More like ‘improve’.
Yeah, let's go with that
My dick sure is.
Good for you
In the comics, Zatanna once transformed a jerk ex-boyfriend of hers into a female stripper called Amber. And in her solo series one of the supporting characters was her stage manager Mike who started out as a guy but got turned into a busty blonde woman by Zatanna.
Both series written by Paul Dini who did all of Zatanna's DCAU stuff as well, including the one where Wonder Woman gets turned into a pig.
Why else would she go out dress in fishnets
Because otherwise no one would care about her.
>into a female stripper called Amber
haha imagine if that would happen to you
Your skin color is still the same...
Ya gonna explain it to him?
Oh yes baby explain it to me HARD. Give me your throbbing explanation! DO IT!
>>never get turned into a hot stripper.
Le sigh
>[Spoiler] shaddddmaan[/spoiler]
SHAAAADMAAAAN
Mikey was great.
>tfw no working-class tradesman girl bf
Zatanna is a villain
No shit.
Don't fuck with wizards, especially tried and cranky ones. Also her cousin calls her out on the dove thing literally the next page.
what are some good zatanna runs? either solo or in groups? gonna search for that paul dini that was mentioned earlier
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The trouble is that she's usually on teams, so most of her history becomes random issues of JLA, JLD, Swamp Thing or things like that.
With that said,
Seven Soldiers: Zatanna
Zatanna: Everyday Magic
and Zatanna (2008)
are Yea Forums's go-tos.
The Paul Dini one-shot and series
Does she pimp them out?
There aren't any. Her entire appeal is waifuism because she has nice cleavage and wears fishnets. Look her up on paheal and save yourself reading any of her comics.
No
Not as kinky as I would hope
thanks, i'm gonna buy those books. also who wrote the 2008 zatanna? can't find it, thanks
Paul Dini. He did all the good solo Zatanna stories
namdahs
weird the only dini run i saw was from 2010, i'm gonna assume is that one then. thanks man, i saw a tpb with all of his stories except for bloodspell
i'm okay with that, i just finished reading sensational she-hulk from byrne so i guess i'm their target demographic lol
Imagine turning your bf into a girl for a joke only for him to discover that he wants to be the girl and dump you
You say that as if it's a novel situation.
That outfit of hers is hot. I’d fuck an invisible girl wearing that.
We need to talk.
No, she won’t rape the Joker either.
Look at this pleb.
>kcuf em ni eht ssa, nonA!
what did she mean by this?
Does it make sense for stage magician to dress like this? Usually magicians dress their assistants like this so people ogle them instead of watching what magician doing. Wouldn't drawing attention to herself be detrimental to her craft?
I wouldn't. She's 100% a sociopath by this point. I also wouldn't take care of a young Bruce Wayne, for the record.
It’s daddy issues.
Zantana should moonlight as a plastic surgeon or something. She could just magic your tits bigger or make you into a lady or give you a giant penis and you'd just keep it forever.
Zantana's both the assistant AND the Magician!
I feel like Lady flash would probably keep her hair a bit short for air resistance purposes.
>girl cute a become batman
???
Bryce is the only rule 63 character I've ever found hot
Why are you readig it from right to left?
Shouldn't the whole sentence be reversed?
That tsundere edits with Clark were cute and I kinda want a doujin of that
>A hyper control freak CEO boss lady with a stick up her ass
>up against a nice farm boy she can't control yet possess godlike power she can only dream of
It's a pretty nice match
>This amount of chromatic aberation
OUCH. Are they becoming one with the speed force right that second what the hell?
nice
how does she get away with this shit?
>a jerk ex-boyfriend of hers into a female stripper called Amber.
That's literally half of western gender-bender porn stories...
>You-know-who
>Bridget
>not Britt
>Shadman
>Bruce goes undercover in Gotham Academy with Zatanna's help
>Neither realize the long term repercussions of playing the part
>Ecitstuj eguael emoceb stuls!
those women will never see their families again
amber didn't want five million a year and to strip in her spare time on the weekends? this is just unrealistic writing.
not that unrealistic.
Maybe the other job was just too stressful. Rather be a bimbo and not have to worry about anything.
these are pretty good outfit designs.
But does loli batman have a dick or not. Other than nightwing of course
that's true, she might have had enough money invested to not have to do the job anymore.
is there a magic user who does body warping shit like that for a fee in DC verse? cause there probably should be. you'd be rolling in money.
Does Zatanna ever turn these women back?
Cape Comics generally don't apply their magic or super tech to anything beyond punching bad guys or projects that immediately get co-opted by bad guys that will now have to be punched.
If Tony Stark invests in a new form of advanced free internet for a city, you have 3 issues tops before its been turned into a superweapon that has to be stopped or serves as a means to stopping the bad guy of the issue, after which it will disappear from continuity.
Realistically, anyone with transformation or shapeshifting tech/magic would be an incredibly hot commodity. Even in the super industry. Imagine how much a villain would be willing to pay to completely change their appearance, either on a temporary basis (to prevent their identity from ever getting out in the first place), or because their identity has been compromised and they want to drop off the radar.
Yeah, like 15 minutes later or something.
Annataz si won a ylrig yob!
one thing i liked from kim possible was the dna scientist giving the money-themed villain his gorilla feet. i think body mods like that would be likely around gotham and such.
> completely change their appearance, either on a temporary basis (to prevent their identity from ever getting out in the first place)
I am now imagining a group of amazonian thieves with revealing outfits in actuality being a bunch of thugs using some kind of transformation tech to hide their identities, the female forms being chosen because it immediately sets the police and heroes off looking for a group of women, making the odds of anyone ever connecting it to the real them basically unthinkable.
You are not going to think to check the alibi of Jimmy the Rat for a crime done by what looks like a group of bimbos. It would never occur to you unless something has already gone really wrong and their cover has been blown somehow.
Seoreh, nrut otni etuc emina slrig!
What have you done Zatana? Now Batman is an ojou in highschool, Robin is a young tomboy, and Alfred is a christmas cake maid!
What a tragedy!
The robins should be girls, not Batman
Here comes her vilain, the Sukebane.
I wish that was me
it's so stupid that book is crazy expensive. The softcover is nearly $60 CAN. I keep picking it up at my LCS and then looking at the price and putting it right back.
oh yeah, no entertainer flaunts their sex appeal in the real world.
Yea Forums really needs to look out their window once in a while
Alfred should not be fuckable.
She's a big girl...
nice
why is she a puppet
Literally the only reason anyone knows who she is is because she dresses like a cheap skank.
That's my fetish
Part of said storyline. Zatanna's trying to find why she's got a Phobia of Puppets, and learns she witnessed a murder in which her father turned the culprit into a puppet, then wiped her memory.
Like father, like daughter.
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so what, her dad turned someone into a lifeless puppet? kind of hot. got any pics?
Nah, Zatanna attempted to undo the spell when the Killer puppet claimed innocence, only for him to reverse the spell onto her, and then use her as his big comeback attraction for months, until Mikey was able to steal her back.
>you will adopt a bruce as a loli and have her repeatedly come on to you every day
>>never get turned into a sexy puppet
le sigh
Don´t forget reverse Gyaru Joker
okay but still, any pics?
I could do a Storytime if you wish.
I think magicians, at least the female magicians and female assistants to magicians tend to wear fishnets or nylons as part of their stage costume. I don't know if they still wear fishnets and nylons today, but they used to.
do it
Yes please
Righto. Let's begin.
It's a wonder that Timm gets all the blame for inserting his fetish into the DCAU when Dini was just as culpable.
Here's the Mikey content you crave, Yea Forums.
Thanks. May you be reborn in better times.
Thanks
Eh, female Batman just doesn't work. He loses any measure of intimidation factor he relies on, 'she' just wouldn't be able to build the tension and fear amongst the criminals of Gotham, not in the same way he can. Plus, Batman gets taken down a peg plenty or caught by surprise and beaten within an inch of his life, which means within the first few years there would be at least one henchmen gangrape coming at her and probably a tape that would again fuck up what she is trying to do.
Even Kate has implied rape and actual lesbian vampire daterape in her book, and she barely has a backstory or history in post-crisis (she wasn't reintroduced til 52) and nu52/Rebirth.
Plus, Clark if we assume everyone else stays the same gender, *would* be playing the white knight for her, especially back in the day it wasn't considered sexist. His upbringing just wouldn't allow him to see a bruised and bloody Bat(wo)man and not be filled with rightous, eye-glowing, fury. It's part of who he is. You don't fuck with the ladies under his protection, it's one of his few triggers into rage.
Damnit boner
It's not too far from Lois, all things considered, with the extra drama of Clark seeing Bryce slowly destroying herself trying in vain to fix a city that doesn't want her help, and that in turn ripping him apart. That setting is either going to result in full possessive Justice Lord Superman or Injustice when Batwoman dies as Bruce has several times.
There are several dozens female super heroes without powers. Your issue seems meanless.
Which edits?
None of them use a carefully cultivated climate of fear, becoming practically a mythical being of fear, the way Batman does. Even his physical frame and shadow is part of it. Every part of him contributes. A husky dames voice and 'her' silloute being sexy just wouldn't work in the same way.
Honestly, my issue seems meaningless because you apparantly don't understand how Batman operates outside 'hit villain gud' and 'master detective'.
Here's the moneyshot, kids.
Kinda hot
One reason I love this issue is because it shows Zatanna doesn't NEED to talk to cast spells.
An assistant is one way of distracting the audience but there are still plenty of ways to do it without one. It's a simple matter to get the audience to watch your left hand while you are performing sleight of hand with your right.
Getting them to stare at your tits and thighs is probably just as effective.
Have you forgotten she does legitimate magic and doesn't have to rely on tricks?
>the unseen hot glue scenes
Poor Zee. If she wasn't basically a villain who rarely gets any real consequences for her actions I might have more sympathy.
>If she wasn't basically a villain
How you figure sport?
Shit dude zatana is kinda hot..
Really user?
But she can hold him down so Gordon can.
Yes fucking really, faggot.
See & for brief examples of irresponsable use of magic and petty cruelty, and the little mindwiping shit she still hasn't managed to live down, along with others I don't have the issues on hand to list. Since you went with 'sport' rather than user, I'm going to assume you just want the oppertunity to be a patronizing prick, but there you go.
Zatanna tends to use her powers on other people without their permission with alarming frequency, often taking away their humanity or free will in the process. She usually changes them back after, but the fact of the matter is that she is frequently only a bad mood or even just a poorly timed distraction away from permanently fucking up other peoples lives for petty whims.
The number of people that Zatanna has changed in some way and then just forgotten about has to be pretty significant by now. Like, if some guy calls her a bitch and she turns him into a little female dog and storms off... what are the odds do you think that she remembers to change him back after she has cooled down? Now imagine how much lower those odds become if a giant monster or something attacks the city a few minutes later, taking up the rest of her day with a major crises?
Ironic punishments like that are only funny if they are short lived and they are not happening to you.
This.
>what are the odds do you think that she remembers to change him back after she has cooled down?
I dunno man, seems like a pretty big thing to remember.
Thanks for the storytime, user. That was great. Do you have any other good Zatanna storytimes you want to share?
Let me put it this way. Do you think Batman would ever trust her again? And while he is a paranoid fuck, he is also one of her oldest friends. She also holds council with John McFucking Constantine and manages to survive the relationship. That girl ain't right.
>Irresponsible
Get the fuck out of here, her "boy"friend ended up being happier, so she did nothing wrong.
>Petty cruelty
Turning some chicks in birds so they leave isn't cruel, it's not like they'd be stuck like that for life.
Who's to say the magic doesn't wear off after some point?
Batman? You mean that guy who actively keeps the Joker alive? Yes lets all go by his judgement.
>Who's to say the magic doesn't wear off after some point?
You make a stong case there, argument dismissed. Fucks sake user.
There's just as much evidence for one as there is the other.
And considering she's a superhero, who knows other superheroes, I doubt she's just ruining casual citizen lives like that, it'd be brought up at some point. You're just ASSUMING the worse.
>Who's to say the magic doesn't wear off after some point?
Writers bounce back and forth on the issue due to the usual editorial inconsistency, but in general her magic is only temporary if she makes it explicitly so. If the ironic punishment was only going to last an hour, she would have to say "rof na rouh" during the spell.
She tends not to do that.
I like the Green Lanterns as cheerleaders.
tha'ts her cute cousin zatara
In other news, after Identity Crisis it was revealed that Zatanna made Selina Kyle into a good guy. For no obvious reason. No longer canon, of course.
Sauce? Turned on
Its on the Yea Forums booru
Hahahahaha! Take that batfags
At least Spider-Man will always be safe from the reach of shad
I love Zee!
This is a good point.
Instead of killing the vilains, WHY NOT turn them into cute girls with a crush on the heroes?
Turn each Rogue gallery into an harem.
Superman would end up with a fucking weird harem
>Zod
>Lex Luthor
>Bizarro
>Parasite
>Metallo
This shit ain´t ending well, even if they are cute girls.
>Parasite
>cute girl
Hnnnnnnggg
>>Zod
I would KNEEL
Does Zod end up as an anime girl, or remains 20 years older than Clark?
This means a lot.
Oh but it gets better.....
>Bryce hates herself for falling for good cat dick
I want to cum on Miss Zee-Zee
this is the dumbest thing I read on Yea Forums today
>Bruce Wayne gets scarred for life by his parents' murder
>Becomes emotionally detached crime-fighting ubermensch
>Bridget Wayne gets scarred for life by his parents' murder
>Becomes a precocious slut begging for daddy's cummies
what did shad mean by this
me too
Her body is too good for us
this is true
Stop leading Zatana.
In Seven Soldiers Zatanna caused a lot of trouble by trying to create the perfect man.
Instead of building one from scratch, why the fuck didn't she just find a guy and edit him around to be perfect?
*lewding
oh, you want more?
No, she saw that Selina subconsciously wanted to change and had the potential to. So she just pushed her in that direction, she didn't actually change her.
It still kind of shit on Brubaker's run though.
>Barbed.
where should i start if i want to read some zatanna stuff?
Retard.
Paul Dini 16 issue solo series
Justice League Dark (2011) and (2018)
Zatanna: Everyday Magic is probably her best thing
Seven Soldiers
Books of Magic
The 2010 run
well shit, i got some reading to do, thanks.
Fucking nice.
>stage manager Mike who started out as a guy but got turned into a busty blonde woman by Zatanna.
She didn't have anything to do with Mike turning into a woman.
But she couldn't turn him back though.
the bunnies are coming for revenge!
>Zatanna once transformed a jerk ex-boyfriend of hers into a female stripper called Amber.
No, she did it to spice up the bedroom, and it was meant to be temporary but the guy liked it so much he wouldn't let her change him back.
Based Dini is the real magician at DC, move aside Moore and Morrison. This guy conjured his waifu and married her, then made another book about a big titty bombshell and dedicated it to her
Reminder
JLD is ass.
The first volume anyway. Haven't tried the new one.
it is, I made it a bit further than you though. I got to the Detective Chimp issue and his repetition just made me drop it. Every page has at least two lines of
>The Chimp took a drink
>The Detective took a sip
what a fucking hack
I fapped so hard to Chaos Lord Diana
>tfw I actually played Zee in that DOTA rip off
>Poison Iyvy's "regular outfit" is just the same thing but less skin shown
lmao what the fuck
>good outfit designs
on what fucking planet?
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Oh you poor child.
The new run is indeed a lot better.
Because it’s backwards.
I cant really see Zee working with any guys. She's too focused on the "perfect man" thing.
does zatanna get involved with TF stuff a lot or what?
I'm not gay but if I was I'd probably jack off to this.
what is this books of magic? i saw they're from the sandman universe, i never read any of those. How different are from other comics?
How prominent a character is Mikey? She does things to me.
it really does run in the family huh
>i saw they're from the sandman universe, i never read any of those.
user...just get on it and read Sandman. Then read Books of Magic cause Gaiman wrote the first arc and consulted on the following series
I'm glad Shane Gilnes could be a character designer for a cartoon.
bump
wew, out of control
A CHEST TO SURPASS POWERGIRL
>manshad
Anons I promise, if I ever become Zatanna, I'll use my magic for good and steal your virginity.
I'm sad cause does that mean you won't have sex with me? cause I'm not a virgin
I suppose I could make an exception. Depending on your size.
Does that mean joker is also a loli?
c-could you magic me bigger?
We need more Mikey.
nam laer a emoceb nonA
Er'ouy gniod ti gnorw.
>looks down
ya...you did it wrong
kek
To be fair, the structure of making both the sentence and words backwards has been used before.
my fav Zatanna cosplay, and yes there are nudes
Real talk, why is Magic stupidly OP in both Marvel and DC? In Marvel you got dumb shit like Dr Strange and Thor and how they are considered OP as fuck in certain events like Civil War.
Then in DC you got magic users that can literally change reality and are stupidly broken like Zatanna and Constantine that can probably murder Superman without even trying.
Why can't any comic medium fucking balance Magic users? Why are they the end all be all of top tier powers aside from celestial beings?
Enitnatsnoc emoceb a toht!
A true monster, complete psychopath.
Because comics aren't videogames and balancing isn't the fucking point.
Also, DC used to have pretty good explanations on why mainstream magic users were so strong and how the lower castes of magic had to dredge in the muck to get anything done because until you reach the "super hero" levels of magical expertise or power, Magic is a hell of a double-edged sword.
But then they completely cut off vertigo, and then Justice League Dark.
there are magic user who have limits in both realms. Constantine is NOT as powerful as you say, he's mostly a con man. and at Marvel you have small time magic users too like Wiccan and Nico.
And yet, still better than the average Marvel telepath.
Wouldn't matter, all of them deserve the bullet.
Try it chump
Have to keep escalating the attack until they are removed from the society. Getting the bullet was really just a phrase, mainpoint was that they need to be eliminated completely. Their mere existence is a threat to all living, sentient beings.
Try it chump
good thing they don't exist and it's just fiction
Perfect example how deeply corrupted the whole concept is.
>It's all about doing the impossible
Literally overcoming the reality in order to subjugate, torture and kill others.
Yeah no shit. We live in the vastly better timeline with having none of these hellish creatures.
>timeline
you should go out and get some fresh air.
Remember that time Zee called The Spectre a douche?
I already spent the morning tending the garden. I have other things to do like being alcoholic and cleaning up the place while shitposting on imageboards.
she's not wrong
That's Jeanette
sneed
Damn it, boner.
SREGGIN
Solid arguement. Consider me told, user. Wow. Genuinely mindblown here.
Its because neither universe has really invested in a hard set of magic rules. Magic can just do anything and you will occasionally get "my magic can't do THAT" to pad out a story, but they never actually say why so there isn't any way to know whether this is a problem that can be instantly solved by magic until the author explicitly says so.
There are lots of magic systems in fiction with well defined rules so you know what you can expect them to do. DC and Marvel just treat magic as [FREE SPACE].
They looked better in live action.