Meanwhile at the X-mansion
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GUYS WE GOT TROUBLE THE MOUSE IS GOING TO BUY US
>Hot Dogs for Bobby
Lol
Hey guys, we're running out of space to bury all these dead teenagers.
Perhaps, I can be of service.
Where can I find spid-
Has anyone seen Jono? Jubilee and Monet wanna get GenX together for an outing and I can't find him anywhere.
Too late and my movie bombed. :(
JEEEAAAAAANNNNNN! Why did our movie tank?!
Anybody got directions to the Legion of Doom? I think I took a wrong turn at Manhattan Drive.
You guys, Ms. Frost caught me staring at her again and now whenever I think about women sexually I cluck like a chicken.
Don't worry Yea Forums. With the power of Rosenberg your mutant problem will soon end.
> Demonic Autistic Screeching
So where are the mutants going in Hickman’s double feature?
I really hope it’s an alternate dimension because Mutants in Middle-Earth sounds like a fun premise.
>35
This is the fucking stage of X Men comics?
Goddamn these books suck
Talk to Phoebe or Celeste Cuckoo and they might fix you of you're lucky, Irma is a bitch don't ask her.
It's time to vote on whether or not Squirrel Girl joins the team
When did the X-Men stopped sucking? this decade has been horrible for them.
ARGH LUTHOR THERE IS A FISH MAN IN MY RO.... Wait a minute, this isn't the Legion of Doom hq... and who are you people? AND WHY IS THERE A FISH MUTANT HERE?!
GOOD LORD IS THAT A DEVIL?!
You broke his heart and now he's fucking dead, you cold bitch.
Yeah, Juggernaut. That's the guy who was making fun of me.
He deserved so much better.
* distant fart from the pool area *
WHY IS EVERYTHING ON FIRE
Xavier wants us to meet in the Danger Room by 6PM for an orgy session. Last one there will be partnered with Xavier.
...Fuck you Rosenberg. Do this to my Magik will you...
Daily reminder Mutants have no redeeming qualities and should be gassed
It appears that I've accidentally ended up at some sort of institute for mutants, but how did they get so much mutagen?
God damn filthy mutants!
I mean I have a better plan for you all, help me destroy those pesky Turtles!
...and can I have a ride to the Legion of Doom?
>go to see one of the cuckoos
>thery're wearing that weird sexy schoolgirl outfit they're all into
>start clucking uncontrollably
aren't there any male psychics around now that Prof. X is gone?
Mars (or the Moon). We know he is referencing his first Avengers story (the one were aliens terraform Mars, take out the Avengers and start hurling bioweapons at the Earth).
Quire is a gamble if he'll actually fix you or make you worse, either way he's a pain in the ass to deal with. You might luck out and run into Rachel while she's wearing one of her boyish suits and not a skin tight leather outfit.
You're the guy Sammy was telling me about?! I'm gonna flatten you and toss you like a frisbee.
Fuck all of you Gene Freaks! Next time I put you in a Concentration Camp, I’m pumping it full of Gas. Inhuman Gas!
Come now, Tony, we've been booty call buddies since our 20s.
Go get gaped you plastic whore! You were one of the worst lays of my life. I was wasted, surrounded by the the extras who killed Kubrick and running low on electricity, but I still remember your horrible silicone tits flapping in front of my face. And don’t even think of turning me into a faggot; I’ve had TP shields since I learned about you freaks. Go fuck Namor you slut. SLUUUUUT!
PS: Who the FUCK drops a natural 10/10 redhead for plastic bleached whore?! Cuckclops, my only regret in life is not killing you when I had the chance.
Sup my muggas!
To be fair Jean was dead until recently. Although I wonder when you are going to bite it again Stark.
Wolverine keeps drinking all of my fucking imported beer and whenever I try to confront him about it he just maims me with his hand-claws. This is the fifth time this month I've had to go to the medical ward for "Wolverine-Related Injuries" and, if I'm being honest, I'm getting real fucking sick of having to pay for all this beer.
Do what I did: Put a thermite charge on his chest while he's sleeping and light it up. He won't fuck with you for weeks since he'll be in a coma
*Ahem* Professor X is a jerk!
Yeah, because that worked out so well for that one New Mutant, Invertebrate.
That name doesn't even have anything to do with his powers, it's just what everyone started to call him after he left a flaming bag of poop outside Wolverine's room and he found out it was him. .
Delet this at once, Ms. Pryde.
>Pleb comparing Emma and Jean
>Not Betsy
You haven't been keeping up with the current issues then.
Cucklops was cheating on her with Plastic Frost while she was alive and well.
Orientals get the rope too! I fucked a Jap once. Tiny little thing, but nice torpedoes. Didn’t stop her from being an irritating, cheating thot.
Not until you stop being a jerk.
But Logan is cool. He lets me smoke.
Kitty no! *Slaps it away* Don't you know it could be full of mutant killing diseases!
Hello, Dr. Strange? Illyana here. Stark is at our mansion ranting about mutants again, can you get him to go home?
>Meanwhile in 1975
Oh boy, I can’t wait to leave a long-lasting legacy on the X-Men!
My child, this is no mere show of charlatan chicanery or illusion. To make use of my magic, a price must be paid. The question remains, do you have the conviction with which to pay such a lofty price?
send nudes
screw this. i'm just going kill myself.
This joke isn't very funny anymore
Oh boy... now now giant metal can man, I'm sure we can work something out, I just wanna get home to the Legion of Doom
Goat legs or no?
By the Hoary Hosts of Hogarth, child, of course with goat legs.
Strange what's wrong with you? The only thing worse than a mutie is an ugly as shit demon mutie.
user is right. Cleanse that horrible demon from the Earth Strango.
>I just wanna get home to the Legion of Doom
I'd just stay away for awhile, the Mouse's lawyers are swarming that place. The mouse knew what was going to happen with inviting the Legion, and I'm not paying the bill for burning down his House.
All the men in the X-mansion are now gay! Now Cyclops and Wolverine, go fuck each other raw.
stop right there Jean gay, before you could put the thought in there heads that they are gay. I had Maximus put up psychic shields for everyone in the X-mansion and put this message in them the moment you tried this. enjoy a taste of your own medicine.
Huh? What?
Oh, Slim and I were already doing that before you turned everyone gay.
The mouse is truly a fearsome rodent. We need to exterminate it...
Wait, does that mean I'm straight again?
Oh, great the Legion's clubhouse gets raided now they all want to come to our neck of the woods.
How is that “trouble”?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
That's trouble for us New Mutants! Now, the mouse will put our film on some crappy streaming service.
Could be worse, we could be the League of Supercunts. We're not all bad. You've got to meet King Ghidorah, he's great at parties.
Don't worry. We will make it through our transformation into MCU products together.
Takes a supercunt to know one Azula. Piss off before I get the old man to come in here and make you regret ever sparking your first fireball.
why are your claws backwards?
Ah mean, me an' Robbie might pull out ahead, 'Yana. We're Avengers after all. Feel bad for you, Dani, and Rahne though.
You might want to get those claws checked out by a veterinarian. I don't think blade is suppose to point at you, unless it's some kind of.....mutation.
Rahne clogged the drain again.
Forgot my image like a retard
Come on, the role of Rahne might be perfect for Arya Stark.
> Jean and Rahne are played by the worst Stark kids.
Aww for fucks sake really Fox? This is why the Mouse absorbed you.
>worst stark kid
>anyone but fucking bran the broken
>Rahne might be perfect for Arya Stark.
Disgusting.
unless the character is supposed to be ugly to the point where it's a character trait like Arya, they don't deserve to be played by Maisie.
Dude, she killed the Night King and proceeded to accomplish fuck all for the rest of the show. At least Bran might have had something to do as king. Arya beat essentially the main villain and she had no more development afterwards.
Hell, I'm more pissed at her killing the Night King in the first place. Just sneaks up, boom, and done. Fucking hell, I was expecting a fight between Jon and the fucker, not this anti-climatic bull crap.
Gentleman this is all very riveting, but we need to get back on topic. That being why my Sentinals should be allowed into schools to detain mutants and supporters.
haha oh my god look at how short he is
you guys, you guys, come and see this dude he's like a fucking dwarf or something holy hell
general miller, come see this fucking dwarf, it's adorable
> Jean, Aryn, and Tyrion were in these films.
Holy fuck this is Game of Thrones. And just like Season 8 it all came burning down in flames thanks to a pissed off woman.
Why? So that you can have all the sexy mutant men for yourself? So that you can trap them in your rape dungeon where you can rape them?
Wait a minute. Weren't you black?
Why would they bury them at school, don't those kids have families that would want to bury them in their home towns?
Wait a minute. Didn't you get killed in a South American jungle by an alien headhunter?
Don't use that word again. I have no interesting in mating with these creatures regardless of how pretty the females might seem. Like that blonde one we captured and dissected.
Nope, your a pedo now.
Tbf, the way this is going everything will be on some “exclusive” streaming service eventually.
So i don’t really blame them
HOW DARE YOU MURDER EMMA, YOU LITTLE MONSTER! MY MUTANT BROTHERS AND SISTERS ARE BEING ENSLAVED BY NAZI HUMANS TO THIS DAY! I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH TREATMENT OF MY PEOPLE TO CONTINUE ANY FURTHER!
Wolfsbane?
Why must you always compare detainment and research to Nazis? I can assure you the world has moved on from the days of punching Hitler, but you seem more like a Captain America fan than a mutant leader Erik.
Dont you have aliens to disappoint?
well crap, Luthor better not charge for membership fee this month, only problem is where am I suppost to sleep now? Krang still hasn't calmed down yet and let me back in.
Well you got a sudden influx of empty rooms, so I'll stay until Krang forgives me, also there better not be any blasted Mutant Turtles around here
Hmm intresting, would these "Sentinals" of yours be able to deal with those blasted Turtles?
Oh another thing, looking at this school, could my boys Bebop and Rocksteady apply? I've been looking for a mutant school to teach them to be somewhat competent, is there a headmaster I can talk to?
Wait, they charge for a membership fee? I just walked in and found a chair to sit on.
You are no different from the men who tortured my Jewish brothers in arms in those horrific camps. I will not allow you to continue degrading mutants like your kind degraded the Jewish people!
Watch out for the guy with a bald head. He's pretty angry with Kitty Pryde. He's also in charge of this school weird I know.
fuck off jew why dont you go kill jesus again
Welcome to our school. I'm Kitty Pryde and well...PROFESSOR X IS A JERK!
You don't pay a fee?! I'll have Luthor's head for this!
Thank you, a baldy, got it.
Nice helmet good sir, may I ask where you bought it?
Btw, (in canon) who tf started calling them muties? What a dumb bastard. Sounds like they hate people who lack the ability to speak.
I've warned you many times about this girl! Now, the extra special afterschool lesson begins with your punishment!
Ah you must be the headmaster, I'm intrested in enrolling Bebop and Rocksteady, when does your semesters start and whats the arrangements for them staying at your school?
(forgot a pic)
Kitty and Xavier's antics is the funniest shit on this thread. Well done Yea Forums.
Sorry Xavier is not here. As for your Bebop and Rocksteady if you don't mind they can start by giving Kitty Pryde a lesson in gym class. Make sure they don't pull their punches with a dodgeball she won't be phasing out of them now...
Well then I'll call them over as soon as possible then, the boys needs some exercise anyways!
NO MORE MUTANTS! NO MORE MUTANTS!
I was just kidding Xavier. Don't make me play dodgeball with those weirdos! I might not be able to avoid those stupid rubber balls thanks to you messing with me head again!
Based and humanpilled.
The Xavier institute is a death cult.
We get to hurt people? Why didn't anyone tell me! Is there a fee for enrolling, how long are the semesters, and how many people do I get to hurt?
They release the bodies to the parents that want them.
>brain fart.
Let's keep it classy.
[SPOIL] Has been mindwiped[/SPOIL]
As many as Xavier wants to punish. I've even got a sharp whip to help you along with that.
As many as Xavier wants to punish. I've even got a sharp whip to help you along with that.
>sharp whip
Lame. If you're going to hurt someone, you burn them alive or electrocute them till smokes coming out of their mouths. Not whip them like Devo.
Think they've got a pinball machine in there?
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Meanwhile, up your dads ass.
>A great adventure is waiting for you ahead.
>Hurry onward Anonymous, for you will soon be dead.
>The journey before you may be long and filled with woe.
>But you must escape the gay man's ass, or your tale can't be told.
That's just the start. Black Queen Jean can get really kinky with torture ask her about the hot wax liquid...
Oh, he made her into a dominatrix. Shame, and here I was all excited about burning houses down with people inside of them and kicking lemurs.
I don't think you want to see me devour a planet. I might feel hungry enough to eat this one you're living in...
Aww shit. Get Vergil before she unleashed her X-Factor.
I CAN'T CONTROL IT!
Now we're talking. I like this version far more then the other one. So....want to burn something?
I WILL BURN EVERYTHING FELLOW ARSONIST!
Enough of this nonsense. I will just kill you two and reform the Brotherhood again surely it will work this time.
HAHA! LETS BURN THIS FUCKING MANSION DOWN!
>Brotherhood again surely it will work this time.
>implying
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!. Oh wait, you're being serious.....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fuck? How did Magneto do this to fucking Phoenix?
He says electromagnetic pulse, but I believe it's Magnetowank.
Silence, you lowly user. My Brotherhood is ready for war, and we will emergy victorious over humanity and - hey! Where did everyone go?!
It’s a risk we’ll have to take
> Bunn reforms the Brotherhood only for it to get dropped before the end of the year.
Amazingly hilarious.
Thank you Azula and Jean. We're right back to square one.
Real talk. Why was this just dropped so randomly and forgotten in like two issues?
New rule for the new X-Mansion. No arsonists, no fire users, no smoking.
If Jean is gonna burn everything does that mean its okay for me to start an ice age again? I really liked feeling like an omega mutant for once.
You can hang out with Elsa from Frozen?
Hey guys. On my planet, I'm considered a mutant too.
FRIEZAAAAAAAA!!!!
You know what? If a fucking robot can be an X-man, Frieza 100% qualifies. Still a better guy than the Inhumans.
>gives a quiet look of disapproval.
Assy McGee could be an x Man
So what?
>HALT MUTANT!
Go away, Jean already made you apologize for killing Cyclops on your wife's orders.