Spider-man: Far From Home

Daily reminder that Peter Parker x Betty Brant is the only pairing that will guarantee white kids for Spider-man.

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What about Carol?

literally thought pic related was young Carol

>Carol turns into a teenager to seduce Peter, reverse Shazam style

>You see Peter, in my universe the ages were flipped. You were the much older one, while Carol Danvers was but a young Middle School girl, tits barely developed yet.
>I'm in High School, sir.
>Say that again without your voice cracking. Still some things don't change, given what Fury told me. She initiated it. Pinned my Peter down and rode that pelvic web shooter like a cat in heat. She kept going until his whole groin fractured. Had to be hospitalized. Horny lolis, am I right, Peter? Only thing better is a whole baker's dozen of thirsty milfs. You're a lucky kid, Pete.

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You're forgetting Aunt May.

Nice Gwen.

Lost to a SHIELD agent while Peter was on a field trip

Can we agree that the drone system was genius?

Literally why didn't they fuck? Brad already took the picture, might as well go through with it.

everytime

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>Cast Gwen
>Call it Betty
I don’t get it

>she's blonde so she's Gwen

why is Yea Forums so simple minded

Head band stupid

Amusingly in the Raimi films
>Cast a blonde
>Call her MJ
>Cast a redhead
>Call her Gwen

Maybe it’s because Betty has always been know to have short, dark hair with bangs you casual

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What if she hadn't been snapped, aged up five years, and then became JJJ's secretary?

She had red hair in the 1967 Spider-Man cartoon though

Talkshow host secretaries?

Or intern, whatever.

Would Bryce Dallas Howard make a good Spider-Gwen?

Too chunky. Good chunky, but chunky nonetheless. She would be a good Spider-MILF though.

Reminder to kys

Weird thing to care so much about.

>Betty Brant
Why does she looks like gwen?

Yea Forums does have the reputation for the most gullible board

Peter isn't a bragger

She's happily married.

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>38 year old playing a high schooler/young college girl

Yeah nah

You mean you have the reputation for being the most gullible

Peter needs to get with Betty.

user, gullible is literally under the Yea Forums header.

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The whole time I was watching I thought how much mj looks like the "la goblina" meme

Yeah, and it's got your face next to it.

daily reminder

So in the post credit scene; it is revealed that Peter Parker is Spider-man, this means that all of Parker's friends are in danger, especially the ones on his class, and the best way to protect them is to provide them with new life and identities which they all have to assume in order to be safer, this means that Michelle "MJ" could take on the "Mary Jane" name, while another character whose always seen having the Gwen Stacy Look could take the "Gwen Stacy" name, but they all have to go down separate ways and he meets "betty" on a later time

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If you want to see her (18-year old) tummy and legs, watch Black Mirror S5E3.

Technically it's red-violet

>white kids

I thought /pol/tards hated white women now and only go for Asian women

So not only did they bring back JK Simmons, but they also brought back Raimi? Bravo, Marvel.

Is peter going to have to move to Wakanda?

They'll just handwave the consequences like Aunt May finding out in the previous movie.

Dude, they went through this path already.
Spiderman will just sell his Relationship with black MJ to the devil.
Seriously though, while the "Everyone knows his identity" thing is an issue, can't nick fury just vouch for him about Mysterio?

>You know Peter, I thought my wife got blipped. Turns out she left me for a Black Guy. We even had a funeral for her.

Was the airplane scene with the high school teacher really necessary?

You're a weirdo for this info but also I hadn't known that was her. Isn't Rami Gwen in the Nosedive episode? Kinda neat to me.

Can't pepper just release the data on what mysterio did publically?
Pretty sure EDITH would have recorded everything. Pepper should be able to release it.

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Better question is how that broadcast could get past SHIELD.

Yeah, I'm weird for NOT sexualizing a minor.

It's such a specific name though. Why would the mysterio team lie about that? Even if Mysterio is discredited, people will still look at peter parker funny, especially since they saw spiderman swinging around with a high school student, and showing up in New York, DC, and Europe. His friends and rivals knowing dont matter, its shit like his enemies knowing his family that will end up mattering

We don't know if Uncle Ben wasn't black though.

Her being Betty is weird. Why'd they do that

yeah I don't want any slice of life in my fucking Spider-Man movie

More CGI please

Honestly thought SHIELD was interrupting the broad cast already when we see it glitch twice before saying his name

Could go for Loli Carol domming adult Peter

>What about Carol?
Women over 40 who get pregnant have either miscarriages or autistic kids. Not a good idea.

Well Carol’s not exactly like most women in her 40s, she will give Peter gorgeous blonde kids and make him a teen dad.

I liked that they showed what it looked like when people were "blipped" back. That was neat.

based

did peter and MJ ever even get together? He kept talking about his plan, but Michael Jackson didn't even appear in the film.

To be fair, she would make a great Gwen if they decided to go that way.

There's a schism of sorts with them.

One group says people who like Asian women are falling for jewish tricks to get rid of wypipo, the other says that white women are already in league with the jews, and Asians are the better choice

It all comes down to jews really, as you'd expect of /pol/

Whos gonna play Gwen Stacy? A black chick or a guy?

They’re gonna cast someone who looks like Betty and call her Gwen.
The ol’ switcharoo

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