AMERICA THREAD

It's the most important holiday on the planet, Yea Forums, so post the most patriotic and AMERICAN characters ever.
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Wrestlor beat the living shit outta Major Glory

It was like re-watching Hulk Hogan vs Sgt Slaughter at Mania 7 also known as the worst Mania at its time before the double main event of Yoko vs Bret and then Yoko vs Hogan

Watched Team America to celebrate 'Murica Day. Without getting too political, I like its sort of reasonably cautious patriotism. Loving America and American values without being unaware that the country in reality isn't perfect at all.

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There is no shame losing to Macho Man Randy Savage. He did not die, he ascended and prevented Armageddon (look it up, it's real)

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Macho Man is like the final boss of Japanese rpg games now, he's more of a concept that can't be defeated

Captain America is my absolute favorite thing about the MCU. Now that he's gone, I don't know how much longer I'll stick around
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Avengers EMH's Cap was based too

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I miss Major Glory. He has a legit great design going.

The lack of patriotism on this board is appalling. Major Glory must save this thread from the un-Americans of Yea Forums!

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America isn't great.
America was never great.
America will never be great.

Fuck your fascist country.

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Does anyone know that episode of Dexter's lab where the justice friends Dexter's family monkey all fought that one gaint monster?

I know what you're talking about. It's on Youtube.

Is that fuckin North Korean propaganda?

Last But Not Beast.

Thanks. That doesn’t help.

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It's not 'propaganda' if it's an accurate depiction of American war crimes.

Gr8 b8 m8. I r8 8/8

>It's not 'propaganda' if it's an accurate depiction of American war crimes.
Bahahahaa
Bitch if you want real war crimes look up what the Japanese did to their POWs

After all, without France's intervention America would be...Canada!

>Implying the Americans didn't pick up Axis torturers along with the rocket scientists

>hurr its not a war crime bc other countries did war crimes
?? That's not even American logic, that's just not logical at all.

America. Fuck yeah.

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USA! USA! USA!
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>marvel made him a villain

Chalk that up to one of their many mistakes.