Why is he so smug ?

Making Luke look like a Shònen anime protagonist was a good choice.

s-sauce

These shorts are better than the new movies

Why didn't Chewie get a medal?

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Luke is such a cute girl.

These shorts are better than anything Star Wars related since 1982.
Which is not a particularly high bar.

Have you not actually watched Star Wars?

Same reason he didn't get a hug from Leia at the end of episode 7.
Ayys are subhuman and should be treated a such.

yet Yea Forums hated it because leia made an angry face and shot a trooper

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I wish that guy would just stop narrating, the videos would be a million times better without his useless adolescent voice-over

Why is Leia's belt fucked?

The Force

I agree, but I also like Rufio so I'll tolerate.

because he's about to bang leia AND the wreck qt Luke's boipusi

lol'd at the people angry

''they are rewriting story''

Nigga it's a kid's parody of a kids movie

Hands too. You can't unsee it.

The best part is that pretty much every short featuring Luke is about how awesome and badass he is, but like 5 seconds of him being a dweeb in one short means canon is being raped, history is being erased, Luke is forever ruined, your EU books are being confiscated, etc.

Also the Force
Please stop doubting the Force

Gonna be honest, that Luke is pretty rapeable. Or exploring-homosexual-desires-and-having-a-functional-loving-relationship-able.

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he is gonna fug tonight and the result is going to be SWOLO

Imagine waking up with this pretty boy by your side every morning.

Imagine.

He already has one, remember him chilling with yoda? He is the most veteran there

>ywn have a cute Jedi Master BF that comes home from dealing with the Yuuzhan Vong, his nephew turning into a Sith shit-head and all the stress of running his new Order as his beacon of peace and love
This feeling is fucking gay, but I'm not resisting it at all.

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Who is that fucking guy

I believe there is a demi-canonical answer that all 3 of them were supposed to get medals but someone dropped the tray holding them and the one engraved for Chewie got lost under something and Leia just had to soldier on with the ceremony.

you idiots

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Yea Forums are you staring at my tummy

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This is the greatest of the shorts so far, if only for that final shot:

youtube.com/watch?v=Xf1cfemeX_U

Its just from a manga adaptation of A New Hope. Its the scene when Han's asking about Princess Leia and is enjoying getting under Luke's skin because he knows Luke's infatuated with her

link

issuu.com/inveteratus/docs/star_wars_-_episode_4_-_a_new_hope__e412235c090a66

thanks user

That's pretty dumb yeah.

homosexuality was a great invention

Didn't the canonical Marvel Chewie mini-series show that he was supposed to be delivering the medals for the ceremony at the end of ANH, but stopped to fee sone folks who were enslaved at the request of a little girl then decided to give his medal to her for being brave enough to help him free her people?

The poor fuck

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I don't hate it, but it does bother me that he doesn't look like Mark Hammil.

>if only for that final shot:
That fucking transition from the Dooku fight the Mustafar was perfect.
They're all great, but that one was the gem.

All I'm wondering is why Mace Windu was in the final line up for a second, but not in the splash?

IMAGINE
IMAGINNNEEEE
IMAGIIIIINNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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disney wants to distance the characters away from the actors as much as possible

NO IM DEPRESSED ENOUGH AS IT IS

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need an anime biggs to creep on him

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>wake up at 0600 because your NCO wants you on parade or some bullshit
>get shot in the face by a deranged drug dealer in the most secure installation in the galaxy

You know that's not the problem, is the idea that to portray Leia as cool you have to make Luke look like a complete fool. Not that it's not stupid to get angry at something like this but don't lie about it.

> better than anything Star Wars related since 1982
Wrong

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>People are upset that Leia is portrayed as a capable, aggressive and proactive woman
But that's literally been her character for decades

>People are upset that Leia is portrayed as a capable, aggressive and proactive woman
no you nigger ppl are upset that they ve turned Luke into an incompetent failure to make her look better

>my nigga Chewie still hasn't gotten his medal

Fuck dat shit!

Well we can't stare atcher arse now can we?

Because Han is going to bang him some twins.

It's called a parody

Wait, who is she? She doesn't look like Leia.

It helps that Luke was always a cutie, even in live action. Hamill was such a pretty boy.

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You mean the incels?

youtube.com/watch?v=N_KBQ-gRgxU

>implying Luke wasnt always a whiny twink who barely scraped by unless somebody was helping him

>Luke originally cuts Han off with an immediate, casual no

Way to fuck up a scene

You didn't watch the perfectly adequate Han Solo movie?

Too bad shes hideous irl

Imagine being such a homosexual.

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is she half j*w half afr*can ?

Yikes

>this thread
>Luke as a pretty boy anime protagonist
>lewding Luke Skywalker of all characters
... I kinda hate how much sense this makes, and I don't even like Star Wars.

And now I want to see a Star Wars anime that has both Leia and Luke as total heartthrob hotties. It needs to be 70s-80s style anime, or else this doesn't work.

>Better than rogue & wraith squadron
>Better than the thrawn trilogy
>Better than the high points of tcw
Look, star wars has been putting out some weak content, but let's not go overboard

I thought there was something wrong with her when she took off her helmet

I mean his lips are gud

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>twink
>Makes sense

If you're gay and you want to force that idea on the character for jerkoff fuel sure, but don't pretend it's anything else

So she will steal your house and your bike?

>African
>Jewish
>Also ginger
What is life like for you, having the taste in women equivalent of Guy Fieri?

She stole my heart and ate it with those teef

I mean, Hamill was a literal tiger beat poster boy

Star Wars Chompers

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He pretty much is