Does western stuff have an equivalent to christmas cake?

@108499934
Obviously you fucking Yea Forumsutist.

Unironically no, A woman worrying about not having a partner is simply not empowering

No because Western cultures don't care about marriage as much anymore. Smart men groom teens anyways

>Christmas Cake
>Hinata is in the OP

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>Naruto
Literally makes billions every year.

The original Naruto makes billions. The spinoff about his son is killing the brand because it's just slice of life episodes with no action.

Honestly, it did everything opposite of Dragonball when Goku's son was introduced.

Hinata might as well be Christmas Cake since Boruto implies that Naruto values being the Hokage more than his titcow wife.

she can't be a christmas cake Shizune is a christmas cake

I thought it was like cheese cake except wholesome

There's some raging Hinatafag who can't stop posting his waifu on Yea Forums. It's just a thin excuse for user to make a Hinata thread.

The fact that the current artist is a literal pedo who hates drawing adult women with breasts only makes it worse

Except lusting over Hinata was the first thing he did after killing god
So obviously she's important

Jews eating Chinese on Christmas

Reminder, he ruins her porn, and thus your own personal interest in self inserting waifu fantasies.

Niggers ruined the series more than any uchiha has.

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that was a fucking long time ago in the Narutoverse. People change.

No those people are all gristle

>People change.
Because what the fuck else are you going to do after you've
1. killed god
2. fucked best girl at least twice

>Reminder, he ruins her porn
Nope. But I do find it funny that the comments section of every Raikage pic has faggots raging when this makes up a very small portion of Naruto porn.

>small portion of Naruto porn.

He has as much porn as Sasuke. As a male character no less, considering how much the mc has gotten that's a big deal.

And kill yourself interracial incel lover.

Hinata would be better as a christmas cake

>current artist is a literal pedo
He is?

This means all the art of her cucking him is canon

east vs west threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/3 and >>>Yea Forumsrules/1
OP is a faggot.
Do your part to help purge this board of subhumans like him by reporting this thread.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
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>Calls someone else an incel
>While whining about a fictional black guy having sex with a fictional Japanese girl

>This much anal bleeding over a thread

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Based Naruto. Dream job > thots.

So how about em, western cakes

>christmas cake
>hinata

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>subhuman arguing that interracial weeb shit is okay vs total based bro arguing against it

Gee. And yes Raikage sucks, you suck, hinata sucks.

Already reported this thread, the mods do NOTHING. Wish I could report again because it's no secret that on Yea Forums most mods are lousy and you need to report while hoping the mod on the job is one of the good ones. If you get one of the lousy mods who don't care about the rules you wasted your chance to report and cannot report again.

Crazy cat ladies and pitbull "moms"

>He's still mad that even Japs draw black guys fucking their girls
Don't you have more Bleached pictures to make?

It and Dragonball need to go. Dragonball served the purpose of spreading anime and manga in the west, but we could have done without Naruto. Now it's they're both completely directionless and only followed by retarded shitposters and people who would have the worst series imported and produced.

Yea Forums mods don’t care. They encourage anime threads on Yea Forums

Hinata got such a massive downgrade in boruto it's not even funny. She went from being a goddess to a 6/10 at best. Shameful.

It's more about Japanese culture being picky about arbitrary bullshit and has nothing to do with looks though.

Some sense of urgency about getting married in your 20s isn't arbitrary. The delay-delay-delay attitude common in the West leaves a lot of people who wanted families permanently missing their chance.

What happened to her glorious breasts? ;_;

Daily reminder that a child born from a 30-year old has a higher chance of genetic defects than a child born from a 14-year old. And a child born from a 35-year old has a higher chance of genetic defects than a child born from direct siblings. America in the past 10 years has had a strange obsession with sexualizing older women (with the "milf" memes, making characters like Mercy in Overwatch THIRTY-SEVEN years old, jesus christ). And biologically speaking, sexualizing older women is more dangerous than other widespread taboos like pedosexuality and incest.

They probably hacked them off to make sure she wasn't prettier than all the new characters. Welcome to modern writing, rather than improving things it's easier to drag standards down.

Milf would still be used as the broad term for any hot older woman. Nobody is checking that milf porn actresses actually have kids.

I thought MILF fetish was more of a "fucking your friend's hot mom" kind of thing.

A 14 year old is simply unequipped to be a parent. Doesn’t matter if she’s psychically in her prime. Mentally she’s not
>And a child born from a 35-year old has a higher chance of genetic defects than a child born from direct siblings

Sauce?

It died when Kishimoto went off board, what you see before you is something else entirely.

This post smells

He draws the twelve year old female protagonist in hooker pump shoes, ridiculously tiny skirt, and a creepy toddler-like face.
He makes the lolicons who lusted over the other twelve year old pre-timeskip girls like Hinata feel awkward and disgusted.

>Talking shit about MILFS
>In Yea Forums

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when you have your main girl look like this yes

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>titcow
Not anymore she’s not.

>Another anime thread mentioning MHA, Naruto or DBZ

both of you fuck off

>Milf would still be used as the broad term for any hot older woman. Nobody is checking that milf porn actresses actually have kids.
you're missing the point.
a MILF is an attractive older woman.
a Christmas Cake is an unattractive woman no one wants. the more conventional term would be to call a woman an "old maid" or a "spinster".

if she's a "hot older woman" she's not a Christmas Cake.

>no one wants
And yet somebody will still draw porn of her.

Shit taste pedo

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>There's some raging Hinatafag who can't stop posting his waifu on Yea Forums. It's just a thin excuse for user to make a Hinata thread.
>58 posts later and only one of them is of Hinata
well, he's doing a pretty shit job of it.
OP isn't even a fucking webm

Found the pedo.

>And yet somebody will still draw porn of her.
and that porn will be grossly exaggerated and off-model in order to make the unwanted, undesirable woman appear to be more attractive than she canonically is.

porn is not a reflection of reality, user. not even in 2d.

Nice.

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Found the virgin

But there’s still somebody who wants her.

Rather than pedo it might be the opposite; that he wanted to draw a thot and didn't let the character being 12 stop him, like how the author of Hell Teacher Nube wanted to draw a big-titty high-schooler and didn't let the series being set in fifth-grade stop him.

Maybe the Boruto guy couldn't get away with big tits (the '90s were more permissive) or maybe he's a leg man.

Or he could be a pedo.

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FBI are en route to your location.

no, there isn't.
someone wants the idea of "her but hot".

which cements the fact that, by default, she's not hot, nor desirable.

You assume the porn will be off model with huge tits.
It might not be.

>Rather than pedo it might be the opposite
nah, dude's 300% pedo.
so much so they had to call Kishimoto out of retirement to come beat the shit out of him and make him knock it off.

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>that user who bitches about Raikage NTR porn now on Yea Forums as well

fucking christ, get a life faggot

>I love you, Vagina, but you can’t be doing that

youtube.com/watch?v=aURXgCKrHuw
today I will remind them

Stupid niggas and dwarfs ruining anime and hentai.

Do you mean kekei genkai? I dunno, probably?

>>Another anime thread mentioning MHA, Naruto or DBZ

This. What's taking the mods so long in deleting this thread?

What the fuck man. Even not showing up would have been better.

>Does western stuff have an equivalent to christmas cake?

YUP!

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No, just shitpost

>The spinoff about his son is killing the brand because it's just slice of life episodes with no action.
>He actually thinks this
lol

THICC

Bullcrap. Maybe that was once used like that but I have never seen that term be used for an actually unattractive/unwanted older woman.
It's always been "Christmas Cake Thread" filled with hot Asian women in their late 20s to early 40s, often some hot business woman boss.

So why act like it isn't treated like Asian Milf when every time the term is used that image is what is shown here.

No one in Japan outside of internet communities still uses the term "Christmas cake". That's so 90s, it's like saying habeeb it or wolololol.

t. live in Japan

>habeeb
que?

>wolololol
Can we bring that back? It sounds more fun than telling everyone to dilate.

exactly user's point.

you sound like morons.

No, I'm not involved in the argument over whether this thread is about an actual thing, I;m just asking what the hell THAT means.
Or meant.

It was a goofy image that went something like this:
>Itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat
>I don't believe it
>Habeeb it!
>TWINKIE HOUSE
Somebody got decked for the twinkie house part. Memes were a feverish affair back then.

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To be fair, they're both unlikable brats.

Tell them I welcome them to Japan. And to avoid places like Akihabara, or they might be tempted to arrest everyone there.

found the granny fuckers. i know it hurts to hear, but nature is literally telling all these 35-year old moms that keep popping out babies with autism to stop having sex. but considering how much western society puts "milfs" on a pedestal, it's probably not happening anytime soon.

>nature is literally telling all these 35-year old moms that keep popping out babies with autism to stop having sex.
nah it's actually You telling us that nature didn't bless you with enough chromosomes to evolve away from "Eat Your Babies" and that you lack the empathy necessary to care for human beings until they reach adulthood and should thus probably be castrated for the good of the gene pool.

He's assuming characters are draw on-model in fanarts, be them porn or not. It should tell you how retarded he is.

I mean, if you want to fuck another woman past her expiration date and risk bringing another autistic child into this world, be my guest. I just feel sorry for the child who has to deal with autism because of her parent's irresponsible decisions.

Surely there are worst examples

Jesus dude, hope you're behind 10,000 skeletons.

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I wonder what Chris Hansen would think if he ever came to Japan. I know in one of his shows, he went after a Japanese-American dude or something, that shit was all over Japanese boards and people were calling to kill Chris Hansen back then.

Having lived in Japan for 6 years now, that's no joke. Never EVER go behind the red curtains if you don't want to end up on a watchlist.

Red curtains? Is that a euphemism for an adult establishment? The only place I go to regularly is a pinsaro, but not within the past year or so. I even showed them my student ID all the time to get the student discounts.

No. See, in Japan, manga aren't considered just for kids. You'll see soap-opera style manga right alongside the kiddie stuff. Adults read them on the train, especially. Manga stores are pretty common. The red curtain is what you find in most manga shops, where they keep the adult ones. Most of them loli.

Oh yeah, the 18+ curtains. I mean, I've ordered child idol DVDs online directly to my apartment before, so if someone somewhere has a watchlist, I'm sure that gets me on it more than going past some curtain would.

or teacher

or really any female authority figure

>Never EVER go behind the red curtains if you don't want to end up on a watchlist.
but surely signing up for and attending Loliket and Otokonoket poses no similar problems!

or your own mom if you're a true chad

>dangerous than other widespread taboos like pedosexuality and incest.

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Cougar

user are you perhaps upset over a cartoon again

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Boruto would be better if instead of Boruto Himawari was the mc and she was as shy as her mother

wait so in Japan a woman is considered past her "prime"

>Jannie deletes post about why this thread doesn’t follow the rules and shouldn’t be here using two different global rules
Holy shit, the absolute state of jannie.

We need new janitors.

Why isn't she married'

based jannie

>pedosexuality
Holy shit, gas yourself.
You're right, but you still need to gas yourself.

Based.

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let the japs say no to hot mom material
I shall keep them all to myself and make hapa babies
as soon as I get my shit together I swear
haha

Kids only watch episodes when Sasuke shows up and does something. He's the only one going on adventures now and acts mysterious enough to grab their attention.

What's the rationale behind these Raikage porn pics anyways?

He's like the one giant ugly black guy in all of Naruto, so the cuck/NTR fetishists naturally gravitate to him.

I find them boring because they're written more like bad interracial porn. The idea of Hinata having an affair with another ninja on the side sounds good, but she rarely initiates it.

NTR plots work better with Naruto as the focus because the women of the leaf would be attracted to his power.

>Trying this hard to justify your mental sickness.

user get some help, your family is ashamed of you sickness, and you're a burden in your country, but if you still want to follow this path please to the honorable thing and commit Sudoku.

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>this pic
Is this porn?

>expiration date
Women aren’t milk, retard

wololololol

He's big as fuck compared to all the twig boys the rest of the cast is made of. Being black helps the fetish too. They only really pair him with Tsunade and Hinata who have the largest tits.

Don't be silly.

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Why does this sound like a boast
Japan being full of pedos is a sad thing, not cool

because
>where do you think you are?

The Age of Empire community still use it atleast

This, MILF encapsulates all older hot women

Hinata is not a MILF because her design is BORING as hell

So it is porn

What the hell is taking so long mods? Been reporting this damn ANIME MILF thread and you still don't do a damn thing? You suck at your jobs.

I told you it wasn't.

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>crying to mods
Disgusting.

wWhy is hinata so flat in the post-war era? Ino has a much bigger chest that her now.

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>Been reporting this damn ANIME MILF thread
Truly a faggot amongst faggots

Yes. Her name was Cathy.

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Bort sucked her empty.

This is the part of the thread where user tries to prove his point by flooding this thread with all the Cathy rule 34 they can to show that someone out here is willing to beat their meat to this unwed beast.

Yes

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>No Yea Forums cougars yet
The absolute STATE of Yea Forums

This dumpy bitch made me diamonds.

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Cathy's been married since 2005