Lapis!

Same, although she would probably be a wet blanket in bed

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Those PTSD chicks are the worst. One wrong triggering event and they're no good for the entire night.

Very good

Where is Lauren Zuke?

Surprisingly, I can't think of too much you might do or say in bed that could trigger her.

Just don't grab her by the wrists or do any bondage stuff. And don't get all flowery with your words and talk about mirrors.

Also, don't fuck in a room with a mirrored ceiling.

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Yea Forums is 50% underaged kids and 50% tumblr.com

what if you made a tumblr mostly to look at porn tumblrs?

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I was talking more she is generally a wet blanket all the time and I would expect that she would just lay there or put in minimal effort and be very disconnected from it all

oh, yeah, that too. plus, I'm pretty sure gems are not very warm.

Garnet might be thanks to ruby but... that's a fifty fifty.

Greg had willpower to basically fuck a cold shower.

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a good girl

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Man Lapis and peridot really became my favorites in this show over time, it was Garnet but she was flanderized at the same rate and time that these two were developed and I just cant not love them.

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What an ugly style with ugly colors and ugly anatomy. Hideous.

Bitch you wear a diamond, shut the fuck up.

CARLOS!

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My apologies that I could not foresee such an image would offend you, my liege.

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oh, no, cover your eyes, King user! another image with an artstyle you might dislike! Avert your gaze!

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A character like this who has a sense of "coolness" surrounding her guarantees she'll be fawned over by pasty looking dorks and some femanons who probably have their fingernails painted with an unusual color (probably black) or marking

I'm not pasty looking, I'm just and ugly.

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I don't care for her coolnes, I just find her cute

and that's it for my lapis dump. enjoy.

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Meh, GodziLapis is better

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Crying because her crackship will neve be canon

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Lapis looks like a reptilian or an amphibian being with that skin

STICC

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Imagine being so scarred of a negative opinion on Yea Forums you resort to this cringe. Grow the fuck up.

Lapis should have gotten a fucking job and paid Andy rent. Seriously, her and Peridot could have killed in the agricultural and engineering sectors.

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plus it would have led to some amusing stories and plots.

weirdly a waifu CYOA on /tg/ that had lapis as an option made me think it too could have been a funny episode.
>Peridot and Steven are worried lapis doesn't get out enough
>They set her up with an online dating profile and she got a bunch of offers.
>Lapis basically has to go on a bunch of blind dates with Steven and Peridot in the background trying to make things at least enjoyable
>Hilarity ensues.

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Anything integrating Gems into Earth culture is amusing. Just getting Peridot to try her hand as a repair-gem around Beach City has some legs.

Literally made for Peridot

what is the upper pic? Where it from?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ygag-Fo32CU
Keystone Motel

Lapis has big tits! BIG!

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>thread dies at just above 50 reploes and has to be bumped with porn
like cockwork

She's been locked in a mirror for millennia, what do you expect?

You're fucking cringe you know that

The best thing about her is her hair cut. How common are chicks with short hair like this?

physically impossible

Man, I miss S1 Lapis, Holy shit.

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Ok fags, how do I watch this shit? Are the first Google result no filler lists fine? This series needs every advantage it can get if I'm going to sit all the way through it. I've seen some interesting spoilers, so I at least want to get to those parts if I can.

IYou're not gonna like it. You're just not.
The main apeal of the series is an autistic adherence to continuity, microscopic foreshadowing and constant cross-references. You don't get to enjoy it if you skip filler, and you might actually miss out on some important character growth elements.

On the flipside, I can't tell you that there isn't filler, or that you cannot skip it, because there absolutely are some useless episodes. It's just that you cannot measure them strictly as "filler" or "not filler", to borrow a queer phrase, "it's really a spectrum" when it comes to SU.

Watch cartoon online dot com. Its 2019 why the fuck are you still asking this.

Just avoid Tiger Millionare out the gate because it takes a lot of wind out of the show's sails early. It's not a bad episode, it's just kinda random. Another thing, never ever, under any circumstance, watch Onion Gang or Sadie's Song.

Any other episodes I neglected to mention aren't as blatantly unnecessary and can be stomached through. Season 1 is quite strong overall but you're going to be finding less and less episodes that 'stand out' past season 3 unless they tackle gem stuff, period. Seriously at that point, just skip the episode unless gem shit happens.

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Cutest gem with worst personality

I have an introduction chart to the show (It's in spanish tho) but I don't want to post It. I fucking sick of Steven Universe.

If you really want to watch it watch S1: Giant woman, mirror gem, ocean gem, the return, prison break, those are really great episodes.

That honestly might be fine then. I assumed since even tumblrshits were complaining about it it had to be bad, but I forgot it wasn't based on anything so technically none of it is filler.
Nice, this is pretty much exactly what I was looking for. Thanks.

You try being locked up in a mirror for thousands of years and turning out stable.

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Is it weird if I want a gf with PTSD?
I wanna be a girl's comfort blanket and dependable.

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Fuck... Welp, there's no point in going on anymore. I'll say be sure to say hi to Robin Williams and Etika for you guys.

user don't do it. There's always the VR meme!

>never ever, under any circumstance, watch Onion Gang or Sadie's Song
spoiler: In this episode, Steven't female friend gets stage fright, so he dresses up as her (wearing a skirt) and sings in her place.
Yea Forums thinks that this is trans propaganda and is butthurt, beacuse they didn't actually watch the episode

onion gang is trash, though

It's simply an unnecessary episode.

Well the thing is, mentally ill girls will usually distance themselves whenever they're sperging, having a mentally ill gf is lame and they'll want to have their space whenever they're having a meltdown while getting angry and sad when you don't try to contact/comfort them even though they tell you they don't want it. Mentally Ill gfs fucking suck.
t. had four of them

Wow almost like they're mentally ill or something. Weird huh. How many girls did it take you to figure out something so obvious out.

No more unnecessary than the one where Stevonnie races against Kevin.
No more unnecessary than Restaurant Wars.
From a strictly narrative perspective, no more unnessary than Mr. Greg. The episode expands on some character's emotions, but does not play into the greater plot directly.

It's just that those eps don't trigger /pol/'s - I'm sorry, i meant, Yea Forums's - bizarre puritanism.

>From a strictly narrative perspective, no more unnessary than Mr. Greg.
Now you're just being a retard.

Lap-ass!

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>stevenuniver (dot) se
>i think crewniverse actually had a website you could download/stream them on, I don't remember it though.
it's actually not that bad, the only bad thing is how they settle plots just by steven or any other character crying like a bitch, but don't go in with bad expectations, you'll end up trying to cherry pick things about it if you do.

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I wish Lapis would let me kiss her feet

You seem very defensive about mentally ill girls, I wonder why. huh.

You really think you have the character judgement skills to guess anything about me when you admit to taking years to realize mentally ill people are mentally ill.

80 POSTS BITCH

is this demon what trannies think is an acceptable lifeform?

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Thanks. Just finished ep 4. It's roughly what I expected for the beginning, most of my bad expectations are for when the art style just completely tanks. I'll try to keep that in mind.

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You are so fucking cringe

Stay salty

Because a single post explains the entirety of four entire relationships you have zero clue on.
>you admit to taking years to realize mentally ill people are mentally ill.
do you go outside? no one just says their mentally ill later in the relationship/friendship, it's usually one of the first things you notice. And if you don't date people specifically because they're mentally ill, it just makes you look shallow.

You'll get used to the animation/art dips, hope you at least get some enjoyment from the series.

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No I'm not even him but bitching about post numbers made him fucking cringe and it made you match you sperglord.

What plotline does Mr Greg develop?
How does it contribute to the story?

The episode is all about how Pearl is jealous of Greg and is not over Rose.
we already knew all of it. We know that she takes care of Steven because she loved his mother. We already knew this.
Greg reconciliating with Pearl, as well as Greg showing off his money contribute nothing to the story.

Face it, while Md Greg is a really good episode, it's still "filler".

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Alternatively, sug.rocks

I want to say, I absolutely hated the show at the start. First 6 or 7 episodes were intolerable to me, for various reasons.
It picks up a bit after Giant Woman, then picks up a lot at/after Ocean Gem

>not calling it Lapzilla

Yikes

Post bob

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You've gone too far this time bleedman

Both may be cringe but the difference is he's wrong so he's both salty and cringe

You really have no idea what the conversation is about at all and you keep proving me right because of it.

No the difference is he posted and left, and you're still replying showing how much it bothered you and how you remembered it later and couldnt move on.

Thank god. I was going to give it until some actual plot shit happened before dropping, so this sounds about right.

Godzilla is for Mothra!

Yeah, stop trying to pretend your a different user

Lapis
>Brapis
>Crapis
>Drapis
>Fapis
>Gapis
>Hapis
>Japis
>Kapis
>Mapis
>Napis
>Papis
>Qapis
>Rapis
>Sapis
>Tapis
>Vapis
>Wapis
>Xapis
>Yapis
>Zapis

Bud even if I was still him you're still here showing how mad you are you fucing cringelord. It doesnt matter if I'm home or not.

It would be a disgrace to anyone who's ever tried anything to even call this an attempt.

OP here. C'mon guys drop it.

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Stay salty

You really don't get it huh.

gems are like mini arc reactors/walking computers, i don't see whey they wouldn't be warm to the touch. especially the gem itself, might be warm like a cpu

that's not a trans. that is a walking orgy.

You can pretend your not salty, but deep down inside you know you are

No you don't. Okay let's just play along here and say I'm the first guy, every single (You) would be another win for me, and another minute I'd be on your mind and keeping you worked up. Do you fucking get it yet you cringelord?

Are SU fans all this autistic to the point where they start drama from literally nothing.

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no you're just on co

>people can be baited
>this must be an exclusive Steven Universe problem
Retard.

It seems (You) don't understand that (You) are the one being mined for (You)'s

>he says so while being obviously triggered

You're a fucking dumbass if you really think you can be smug here.

Way to necrobump a near dead thread for your petty internet vendetta

Oh no I extended a Lapis thread, a travesty. Thanks for going out of your way to do exactly what you said I did though.

>he doesn't know about sage
holy shit, a dumbass AND a newfag!

Mmm this is honestly getting sad. She thinks she's winning.

>changing goalposts
sad!

>Still mad as ever
It was good to know baiting you was worth it

Exactly where did you think the goalposts were and where do you think they are now.
Thanks for continuing to reply to show how not mad you are

>blue emo without her dorito
wack

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stay mad and salty

I ain't mad bro. I'm just laughing at your autistic breakdown

Right but you are saying in having an autistic breakdown because I'm posting. Which you are doing. Man all this time you havent understood but do you get it yet?

Yeah. Confused teenage Lapis was best Lapis. I'd take her over abusive Lapis any day of the week.

She's a Lapist

i would kiss her feet without consent!

Abusive Lapis is over. Look how content she is now

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Wow you're so unique in your tastes, not wanting to be abused, such a sage.

look how happy they all are without steven

What a manipulative thing to say. Here's an image from just after that point.

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Just cause I post doesn't mean I'm having a meltdown. That bait 101

I'd take a green dorito over blue piss. Peridot amounted to wack in the overall scheme but at least she's salvageable. Lapis is just a complete mess and getting her back on track would take an entire committee

Oh man you're so close to getting it, you're like right there on the edge.

Yeah that's right, continue to take it

Reminder that Save the Light is having a steam sale right now and ends on July 9th. 30% off

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Shut the fuck up rentseeker

Go create some actual value

Don't try to deflect buddy. You're the only one here embarrassing yourself

theyre all visibly less happy

OK shitposter-kun.

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Right because I'm posting huh. Now think it through.

bob n dorito

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I like both of their new outfits but Lapis's is just 10/10. Works well in cosplay too and I think Rebecca said the sandles were partially put in because of that.

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thats a happiness drop of at least 20%
i dont know what to tell you

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That and because actual Lapis is commonly contaminated with pyrite for that gold accessory look.

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Fuck dude, shitposting is one thing but as soon as you have to spend time and effort making an image like this you fly straight through to actual medical autism. The kind where you should seek disability assistance, unironically.

That's right, keep deluding yourself

just showing you the truth user
if it's too much for you to bear, thats your problem.... just accept that everyone would be much better off without steven and move on....

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Oh so I'm not anymore? Or are you making up some new thing to shitpost about now? You were so close but you deflected and changed subjects so you didn't have to think about it. So close.

It's sweet to think the gold was brought out by her choosing not to be afraid anymore. I hope we see Homeworld Lapis's soon.

That's right sucka, keep those replies going

No I'm not getting into this with you, I'm not going to argue with the handicapped. I meant it when I said unironically, I mean you actually have autism. This isnt a shitpost, I'm not talking shit either, seek out actual help because you have a real medical disability.

gosh, imagine how much better this show would be if we had Greg as a main character...
or maybe Amethyst

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Yes the replies that you're totally not doing, right? Oh that's right you said that was deflecting, pointing out what should be obvious. Do you get it yet though?

i mean Steven sure is terrible
basically the whole show is him trying to fix a mess that he made to begin with
wouldve been better had he never existed really

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This is fucking amazing dude, holy shit

You'd get a character who would either sit around all day waiting for customers at the car wash or you'd get Tiger Millionaire 150 times.

You would know all about being a mistake wouldn't you user.

Oh are you getting emotionally invested now? The thing you said I was doing?

absolutely seething

Yeah, I'm getting entertainment. I hope you know that

Really, I'm worried about you. It was already a jump too far before but this is too much, you might be having a break. Medication might help but you should see a professional and have them make the call. I'm still being unironic here, you have a serious mental disability and I don't bully the handicapped.

steven sucks and everyone knows it and everyones laughing at you

But you still think I'm the one making an idiot of myself, as you do exactly what you say I do over and over.

cope

With... what? user are you ok, you're getting confused now and I think you should take a breather.

The difference is I'm not embarrassing myself, which is pretty hard considering this is an anonymous site

No you're totally not, just keep posting and saying posting is embarassing I guess.

with the fact that the title character is the worst aspect of this show, which seems to offend you somehow

No I told you a few posts ago I wasnt going to get into that, I'm not even the first guy who replied to that to you. I just seriously think you have autism. Legitimately, I'm not shotposting here. At the very least look into it for the free welfare payouts you get for being disabled, kids please look into it. You're not well.

Yup, cause its the "posting" that's embarrassing and not what you post that embarrasses you. I really can't believe your blood is boiling so much over what was essentially a standard comment thread.

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>I told you a few posts ago I wasnt going to get into that
because you can't refute it

So the content of you gladly admitting that you're emotionally invested is not cringe, but your projection based on me that I'm emotionally invested is cringe. Self awareness, user. You could have it if you just paused to think. Do you even remember what you're trying to accuse me of being mad about anymore?

Because I don't care, like I said I'm not that guy from before. Obsession and hyperfixation is just another symptom of autism, the fact you're hard stuck on this is just more proof. I want you to believe me I'm not trying to tall shit here I legitimately believe you are disabled, you really need to get checked.

Who's th'artist

I’d say 7-8 max

at this point I'm sure you'll end up knowing each others addresses and end up meeting up to fight, then after adding each other on discord.and become best buds.

I don't think you do even any more. Your autism is totally making this worth it. Anyway, seethe more user

I bet the artist thinks this behavior is endearing and when they do it people just don't understand.

My dude I didnt even know in the first place, I just called you cringe and you spazzed out about how I was mad about something and have been acting smug ever since.

>Implying autists are capable of doing that
>Especially the last part

>Because I don't care
which is why I keep getting (you)s from you every time
just face it, steven bums everyone out, he's a nasty little gnome and a mistake and the show would be better if it was just the gems and greg

Is ass allowed

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No. I'm giving up here for now but hopefully you think about it later when you're not having an episode. I really am being serious here, mental health doesnt come with the stigma it used to and its okay to admit that you have a disease just like it's okay to admit you broke your arm or something. Please seek out some help.

Whether you were the original poster or not (and who am I kidding you probably are to get so invested in this) the fact that you called someone cringe means you had investment on the original thread. Otherwise acting smug wouldn't have triggered you so bad

thats right keep em coming

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You diagnosed a guy with autism because he disagreed with you about a cartoon so it's difficult to take anything you're posting in good faith

Hey shocker but you're not the only person I'm posting to ITT so I've been around, I'm not just sitting here hanging on your every word. Yeah I just called you cringe and that's it, after that you lost your damn mind and here we are all this time later.

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>everyone who disagrees with me about cartoons is CRRAAAAZYY

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That's not why but okay keep that up I guess.

Seething

happyds

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

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What I'm looking at is some user made two posts about how he didn't like a character and you started saying he was disabled with autism in an extremely paternal tone. If you are actually serious that sucks

I wasn't even the one who you responded to, I just said you were salty under the presumption that you were the user who predicted that 50 replies max and then we ended up here

just ppl with a monster x cute woman hard-on

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Right that's all you see in that post chain but the interaction lasted longer than that. In summary:
>shitposting is one thing but as soon as you have to spend time and effort making an image like this you fly straight through to actual medical autism
And then he started spamming the non reply ecstatic posts clearly worked up and I tried to talk him down, but he was top obsessed with his thing and had to try to make it about that. I literally never once said a single word about or cared about his opinion.

I know, you said that. You really don't remember huh.

Making what image

Fluorite is a cutie, I wish more people could see her the way I do.

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He and another user were shitposting for a bit, and I said that time effort and focus spent on this goes beyond shitposting. After that he went into his episode and I tried to talk him down from his fit. Really he clearly needs some help.

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Is this zoomer humor and I'm just old, or is this really the white noise non joke I think it is.

Do not underestimate the power of waifuposting

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1/4 of the posts ITT are from one person.

I posted it as a joke and i'm 30 years old

Oh ok so you're just not funny then, at least I can understand that. I turn 29 next week. Feels old man.

Its the effort I guess, nice dubs also

I didn't see the dubs. Good catch and checked

I don't remember because its been 6 fucking hours since I chimed in

I mean technically speaking 1/4 of the posts would be 54, not 51.

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This is so wholesome

Okay, keep thinking you're farming me for (You)s and not the other way around I guess.

I don't recognize this Ava's Demon character

This is... really cute somehow? I think it's the artstyle.

>there's already 9 more (You)s since the last screenshot
Are you talking to literally every other person ITT. What the fuck, how can you have this many.

i wonder if any of those are an actual mineral or gemstone

No :^)

You can keep thinking that too if you want too

i'm 30 too :D

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>shoving in an extra r just to make a weal fart joke
>dropping it after running with it for a bit just to make a weak fap joke
Weak.

Is this the audience of SU? People in their late 20s-early 30s?

More like hehe Le Piss

Is this where you're at now, just repeating what I say back to me? This is the bottom of your barrel?

no it's just the Yea Forums audience, maladjusted old men watching cartoons for kids

It's the userbase of Yea Forums, Steven Universe viewers outnumber Yea Forums users though, so no probably not.

Seethe some more

Come the fuck on, I'm still a "twenty something", I'm not middle aged yet.

Estimates put the average Yea Forums user's age lower than than. 30 might be the average age for someplace like 8ch though

It's less effort

Gave up on that route already huh, didn't like how it felt?

keep seething

soon....

Oh sure, yeah tell me what I'm supposed to be seething about and I'll start.

fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou

don't try to hide or deflect it

Hide what. Come on tell me what you think I'm mad about, I cant seethe if I don't even know what is angering.

Thats right keep denying it

youtube.com/watch?v=JwYX52BP2Sk

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Denying what. I cant deny something I haven't been accused of, so go ahead and accuse and tell me what I'm seething over.

you guys being 30 reminds me of the fact that how being 22 feels like I'm in the middle of a shitstorm. Because I'm surrounded by are either 15-18 year olds or boomer and I can't relate to either of them.

Its alright, just keep the seethe coming

Boomers are in their 60s user.
And just wait, for now those 18 year olds are accepting you but one day you'll be the creepy old guy and you wont even know when it happened. One day you'll just be doing something you've always done but you'll be unwelcome.

For me it was a local cafe's board game night. You show up and play with strangers and make some friends and it's always been fun. One time though I just realize the games were all cold, the people were deflecting conversation and they hadn't before. Because now I'm just the old guy there, and I can't even go to enjoy this event that I used to because of it.

Now who's deflecting. I'm demanding to face it and you have nothing to say.

That might've been your imagination. I've never seen any chilliness toward old people at board game/tabletop game type events

Let it flow, user, let it flow

now that's a feelsbadman.

I will as soon as you tell me what you think I'm mad about, because deflecting for this long just makes you seem like you have nothing.

Keep repeating deflection and deluding yourself its alright

shut the fuck up you little bitches

Don't think so, but I suppose. If you've ever been casually grouped with someone else in their 30s-40s because people just assume that you're friends with them and that you came together, you'd know. That's what it means to be generalized as an "other", lumped together in a "people who aren't like us" category to be ignored.

That's not deflecting, I'm not changing the subject I'm insisting you stay on subject while you ignore me to stay. So tell me already.

Well nerds tend to have more difficulty socializing so if there's barriers to that (like your age) then they probably would seem like the typical cold nerds that they cloak themselves on. Nerds are probably more likely to be open to people who are similar to them (like in age). Guess next time, you should bring a buddy along so you won't feel so left out as you slowly melt the ice

How about try reading the comment chain and thinking about it, but do that after your blood pressure drops so you can think more clearly

No I get what you're doing and you know I'm farming yous off of you, but really I want at least a little fun so tell me what you think I'm mad about.

Seethe some more

I am annoyed that Lapis has been a victim of "late-season body proportion reduction". I mean look at that pic. Notice she is completely, unrealistically flat-chested in that pic compared to . Same thing has happened in other shows, most recently and noticeably was probably Star vs. where Hekapoo's and Jackie's proportions were toned way down in later seasons.

I'm not saying Lapis needs to have giant boobs, but a more realistic figure (like her season 1 model) looks much better than . Unless she's literally wearing a breast binder. And even then binding results are rarely that flat.

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Too boring, I'm getting yous from two others right now so I'm gunna pass on bothering with you. Put some effort in next time.

She's a magic rock, realism doesn't come into her figure. She reformed after poofing, so she looks different now.

Make something better.

They are nothing special.

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>you can't say McDonalds is greasy unless Gordon Ramsay likes your cooking

yeah walk away you autist

those are just a stylized representation

She's a drawing, everything is a stylized representation.

It's kind of weird because I have these, too which should be from the same episode.

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>they're nothing special
>I do have multiple cropped pics saved though

lol

haha

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Lapis needs more foot art.

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Lapis
Flapis
Feetpics

I knew as soon as I wrote "realistic" someone would say this. You know what I mean. She also was being drawn flat-chested prior to her new look. I think it mostly depended on the boarder.

I don't really have any other argument than I just like my cute female characters to have boobs. Is that such a bad thing? Worse is if they originally had them and then were removed later.
>inb4 the gems aren't technically female

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you said it

I always found the lack of boobs in SU weird. They're just a part of the body. You can have them there without being voyeuristic, which I'm sure is what they were trying to avoid

Rose had big tits

it really is just something gems didn't choose to have, at least big one because they can be totally annoying, Amethyst clearly has tits too

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What the fuck is this thread

Rose was afaik the only character who's ever been drawn with two breasts

>Rose had big tits
thats because she was a massive diamond compressed into a smaller form

going smaller isn't an issue, she just wanted big cow tits to attract more humans

Rose was a huge slut and we all know it

...My god. What have I become?

based.

Eat a dick, parasite.

Yeah the "mono-boob" thing is kind of weird. I guess they want to portray that they have breasts but without making them look "sexy". OK KO has the same thing, so maybe it's a Rebecca/Ian thing.

desu this makes a whole lot of sense

Yeah?

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posting lapis in a lapis thread

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Bitch

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worst character in the worst cartoon with the worst fandom

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A Lapis thread that somehow didn't turn into a Peridot thread

Did you say Peridot?

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Retaliation.

Going through my Lapidot folder... such memories. I am sad.

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lapidot was kind of amusing before la goblina ruined it.

I kinda enjoyed the first bout of episodes for almost entirely ironic reasons. Like, just being fascinated at how retarded some of the faces were drawn in some frames. Particularly Steven and Pearl were the biggest culprits. It's almost like there were bets going around in the office on who could get away with slipping the worst one into an episode.
I kinda missed that in the later seasons.

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Is this really bleedman's art?

You ain't very bright.

The cult of Lapis is forever

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I wish Rebbeca had the balls to make Steven/Lapis canon

ditch the sticc and get with the thicc Yea Forums

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Spoilers from a cartoon network insider: she goes to jail for trying to drown children, raping Jasper, abusing Peridot, stealing and destroying Andy's property, and being a pedo towards Steven next season

>Lapis showing Connie what she did with Steven over the weekend.

>and being a pedo towards Steven next season
there better be an explicit sex scene

I wish there was at least a love triangle.

No thanks, that shit ruined Star VS. Be thankful SU doesn't do shipping nonsense and the pairings actually make sense from the get go.

>What do you mean I've gone back in time and there's no Steven for me to cuddle!? Make him, MAKE HIM NOW

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Yes, Steven and Lapis make sense from the get go.

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They have good chemistry I'm not denying that, but teenage Steven and a gem is weird and doesn't work. Maybe in an AU when he grows up and the pairing is on a more even level.

Tsk, tsk. There's that imperious judgment of others. Shame on you.

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Men, she is so sexy

We know, Cap'n!

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>pictured, one alien monstrosity known for massive destruction, war like capabilities, sexual degeneracy while claiming no interest in it, obsessive tendencies, and intergalactic murder on genocidal levels
>And Venom

Then that account would be defunct for quite some time now, wouldn't it?

>not enjoying time dilated eldritch abominations, joining an oddball captain harlock style space ship crew, as engineers

Why do you hate fun user?

Because it resolves it, and essentially stops with the "parents staying together for the kid" schtick that they had previously.

It's just the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland
>Steven and Lars are escorted down a hole where they meet Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum (Rutile), a slow talking caterpillar (Flourite), a queen (Padparascha, look at her hair) and a neurotic mess (the white rabbit, Rhodenite)

It's most likely bullshit but it's a fun coincidence

>Lapis also tries to free her past self from the mirror
>When she realizes she'd have to compete with herself over steven she seals her past self in the mirror again

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I like it.

Also Lars is the Cheshire Cat because he turns pink and make portals to disappear and reappear with.

>rentseeker
worthless freeloader detected. Do the world a favor and kill yourself.

I honestly thought that there'd be a 2nd generation of Crystal Gems and that the Lapis would be the 2nd generation equivalent of Pearl for Steven.

Bummer that it didn't amount to jack

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I want to "play" "baseball" with, "Bob"!

>I bet the artist thinks this behavior is endearing and when they do it people just don't understand.
Big think

Imagine going into a thread filled with stuff you dislike and finding stuff you dislike in the thread. Wouldn't that be a nightmare?

probably one of the most endearing things about her.

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are you sure that LION isn't the Cheshire CAT?

Lars has lion's powers and fits better with the comparison due to his closeness with the Off Colors. Like I said, it's a silly thing but fun to think about.

It's a shame that episode had to come before arguably the biggest one in the series because it's a really good one.

You should see /trash/. Actual fucking schizos.

Can confirm, we get shitposters there daily.

Artist?

Ah shit, forgot that was a thing. Might actually pick it up now.

I like Steven as a main character. I just wish that things were allowed to leave his perspective to give the other character dynamics more room to breathe.

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Maybe they will now that Steven's main story is over

I think we can all agree on that, although credit to them for sticking to their guns. It eventually paid off with pic related

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we can only hope, he's gotten FAR better over the seasons but god damn it he's still annoying

>those few seconds with the head turn from both povs
legitimately one of my top favourite scenes in the series as a whole
and that whole, two separate povs at the same time thing, was great overall, I don't think I've seen that done before in animation

I think the main annoying thing about Steven now is his voice. I'm really hoping they let him age a bit in the movie/new seasons so Zach can talk more naturally

It really didn't do anything special, it was just another episode where the writers wanked off Lapis for being depressed and put her feelings above the people she hurt, if Steven had stopped babying her for once and told her to stop being a selfish coward that would have been a bit more refreshing. Her running away had gotten repetitive at that point and it didn't make up for the deterioration her character went through during the two seasons she spent sitting in the barn doing nothing, it only served to give her a super cliche moment where she returned and joined the crystal gems in reunited even though her reason for joining the crystal gems made no sense and got no build up and she didn't contribute anything of value to any episode afterwards, it might have made more sense if she had instead spent that time developing relationships with the crystal gems and learning why they want to protect the earth.

A Single Pale Rose was a good episode on it's own and even if everything that followed it fell off the mark, at the time it aired the fallout had a lot of potential and a lot of people were hyped because it was way more plot important than Lapis and five seasons of foreshadowing and theorizing had led up to that moment.

Oh now she likes him

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I just found it a really comfy episode, tis all.

I don't necessarily disagree with your points but I do have a soft spot for episodes where characters can get some one-on-one time to decompress.

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I share people's mixed feelings on Lapis, because I do think there's some misdirection in her arc, but I really like all of her quiet moments like this, where she's just contemplating all that's happened to her and what she's supposed to do now.

I think I was really just waiting for her to get an arc similar to Peridot's, where she gets a chance to interact with all the individual members of the group and address the elephant in the room regarding her being left in a mirror.

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Oh how wrong you were

It wasn't as bad as the one where she takes the barn. That one made me about as mad at her as I've ever been at any SU character

I bet you feel real stupid now

Every single time there's a Stuniverse waifu thread someone underestimates their power and is humiliated

granted most of the power is autism related

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Why do have this garbage saved on your computer

Yes

where da vegene at

She doesn't have one

what are they looking at Yea Forums?

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not if OP is rebecca obsessed with making her show seem relevant. if Yea Forums had id's, these threads would just cease.

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shitdot

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Bitch

>bumping a shit thread

I like when Lapis (and other SU characters) is drawn more realistically but still has her distinct features

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>Everything I don't like has no fans
Sure bud

>Lapis Lazilla

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Bitch

If op had IDs, I can promise you I'd find every single post by Becky to tell her she's CUTE and a GOOD AND WHOLESOME PERSON

I would use the IDs to locate and fuck her.

You could get close to fucking her by fucking an extremely abhorrent girl. That's pretty close to fucking her

Came to cringe at the foot fetishists

Stayed for the STICC that makes pricc thicc

source me on this pls

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The design is similar, then again it could be BeeAre