Did he ever get laid?
Did he ever get laid?
Jason Reyes
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Jose Cox
Considering how he has crabs, probably? He may have finger blasted Joan Jett at Ozzfest
Jeremiah Moore
Yes, then he exploded into a bunch of mermaid eggs.
Asher Nguyen
He paid to get laid. I thought it was canon.
Adam Long
He only ever fucked hookers and felt up passed out broads, and that was in his prime.
Kayden Torres
>I never had consensual sex without money being involved
Hunter Sullivan
I thought “huh, is that supposed to imply he’s a rapist orrrr...”
Then I remembered.
>Tonight
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He’s probably the most raped character in animation (outside of Japan). His fear and hatred of being drawn into the gang’s shenanigans are ENTIRELY RATIONAL, given everything he’s been through.
Michael Wilson
Yes. With Azula. Twice
Jeremiah Wright
>thinking that getting laid is impossible
guys guys, ever heard of prostitutes? he has no problem with those, and considering how he's got a muscle car and a private pool i think he can afford them
Angel Cruz
There's not even a question, there are literal episodes showing him paying for broken down old whores
Nathan Green
carl dragged the ol pineapple through quite a number of ladies
Jose Ramirez
Benjamin Morgan
probably. he doesn’t act like a virgin
Caleb Wright
He canonically hit this.
Jeremiah Gutierrez
"Bueno"
Jayden Price
didnt he fuck that fat lady with the kid in that one episode where he manhandles a crane game?
Andrew Jones
Midna fell far after being dropped from the Zelda franchise.
Wyatt Lopez
Dare I ask for context?
Cooper Hill
I'm pretty sure the only one who doesn't get laid is Shake.
Jacob Allen
Carl bangs Azula whenever the Giants win the Super bowl.
Isaiah Anderson
It’s true
Jordan Nguyen
Of course he got laid.
Julian Morales
Non-stop for 4 solid days, and no doubt some time after Frylock confronts Carl about it
Jackson Turner
You can get crabs just by sitting on furniture of someone who has crabs. And Carl is a lying fuck when it comes to getting laid.
Christian Cooper
>never had consensual sex without money involved
Of course he did, honk.
Daniel Walker
Yeah, don't you remember his stories and shit,
"everytime I hear urgent I think of that girls boobs covered in vomit.
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Samuel White
HAHA YEAH, TONOGHT!
Jace Cooper
which episode?
Robert Johnson
Big Bro
Isaiah Williams
Hes had sex, just never consensual sex where he didn't have to pay someone
Nicholas Walker
Here she is
Aaron Lewis
Season 9, Episode 1
Nicholas Martin
It's possible that Carl was lying about being a virgin in order to nail Jubilee
Wouldn't you lie about being a virgin to nail your favorite porn star?
Jose King
Who wouldn't?
Christian Gomez
Jose Morgan
Yes. It's not pretty though.
Nathaniel Rivera
I don't think it was ever implied that Carl was a virgin, just that his sex life was miserable
James Baker
IMMARAPEYOU
Christopher Jones
he said he was in the dora the explorer one, but that was probably a lie to sleep with her