Meanwhile at The Walt Disney animations building
Okay fellas, when are we gonna make the Goofy Movie realistic remake?
Time for Frozen 3!
For our next exercise, let's draw dicks and dress them up as characters so no one will notice that they're dicks.
According to Walt Disney's will there are still several scenes worth of problematic Cels hidden somewhere in the building.
Alright guys here's the plan, on e Frozen 2 is released we'll announce Tangled 2 where we'll just adapt the TV series but with more diverse changes, from there we can put our princess cinematic universe into affect.
You better make my remake good if you know what's good for you.
>damn the limiters! make her eyes bigger, damn you! bigger!
Jennifer Lee fucks the board of chairmen to get another undeserved promotion.
don't be silly, she's not lasseter.
I don't think you understand how a proper "functionally dysfunctional" corporate hierarchy works.
and i think you're retarded if you don't understand why they'd promote lee after frozen
Is this how she got her promotion? Wasn't she kicked off Frozen halfway through because she couldn't come up with a coherent plot?
Are you high? I was saying Lasseter couldn't fuck his way up a ladder because that isn't how it works. When did I imply Lee was undeserving of a promotion? Christ, senpai, learn to read before getting unreasonably angry.
Why not Buck? He has been in the industry for 20+ years, directing both Tarzan & Frozen. Lee has only co-directed once, wrote a tiny bit for Wreck-it Ralph & Zootopia, & just before her promotion, wrote A Wrinkle in Time. As in black female drag show Oprah Presents A Wrinkle in Time.
Ok we made diversity couples the norm, what should be do next to weaken white man?
Kathleen Kennedy to CEO. After all, the force & the future are female.
I thought they shitcanned Lee midway through production of Frozen because it was a complete mess with no direction under her lead.
Ariel, Elsa, Moana, Punz, Mulan and Aurora confirmed for the Disney Princess Universe avengers squad?
Wasn't that Brave with Brenda Chapman? Lee is shown doing all the interviews during Frozen's release.
no she was brought in last minute to fix frozen, and made elsa a tragic damsel instead of a hothead villain, which was shit but was at least original enough to rake in disneybux
>When did I imply Lee was undeserving of a promotion?
by saying she got one by fucking some guy? learn to write baka user
>What the hell is a Wreck-It-Ralph?
Elsa would have been so much better as a villain
This is what she would have looked like if Walt got to make The Snow Queen
Ahh so Jennifer Lee is actually the savior of Frozen and reason for it's success. I stand corrected, and also sincerely believe she is in the role she is in due to merit and talent.
the ultimate tsundere waifu
She looks like Eleanor Audley would have voiced her
>tfw we could have had a badass, literally heartless villain and beautiful animation
>instead we get fucking Let It Go and Sid from Ice Age as a snowman
Dude, what if we make a Mickey Mouse porno?
Jennifer Lee only joined the Frozen crew once production on Wreck-It Ralph had ended. At that point, most of the work had already been finished by Chris Buck and Shane Morris.
Really? With that atrocious writing? What did she bring? Lesbincest? The asspull villain twist?
WHERE ARE THE ELSA NUDES
You're kidding yourself if you don't think she was promoted to CCO is because Disney needed to put a woman in charge to help cover themselves from the Lasseter incident.
This building has more soul than any film the studio has produced in the last 20 years.
Guys, what if we made a new and original animated film?
Excuse me, sir? The productions departmemt had decided to take some... creative liberties, with the new project. Two things, fix the goddamn elevator, and what are your thoughts on zippers?
Didn't they recently refurbish it?
And miss out on guaranteed returns? He'll no, gotta stick by the money-making formula of snark boy & valley girl.
OK YOU FUCKERS, WE NEED TO MAKE SOMETHING WITH THE ICE AGE IP, OTHERWISE WE'RE GOING TO GET FUCKING FIRED
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I need an alternative cut Frozen with her inserted instead of Elsa.
Everyone needs that.
She brought millions and millions of dollars in box office receipts and merchandise.
what are you an incel neckbeardo or does Lee actually not deserve her job based on merit? Who should the job have gone to? Brad Byrd? I'd go with Chris Sanders personally if they can get him.
Let It Go is a good song and Frozen is a good movie and the snowman is fine, fuck off. What you can complain about is that the movie could have been a thousand times better.
Lee doesn't deserve her position as head of the studio. She has worked on very few films. Rich Moore, Byron Howard, the Keanes, Chris Buck, heck anybody else really is more qualified. Months before her promotion, Lee's movie adaptation of A Wrinkle on Time was released. She wrote it & my god it is a clichéfest. It bimbed because the writing was absolute shit along with the direction. So she just came off thus bomb & Disney was like "we're promoting you head of a studio you barely worked at" despite this.
Frozen wasn't successful because of Lee's writing. All of it's success can be attributed to Elsa's design, her voice, & "Let it Go". Lee had no part in any of that.
>Let It Go is a good song
Agreed
>Frozen is a good movie
yes
>snowman is fine, fuck off
No, you fuck off.
He's a fucking pseudo Minion put in because some marketing shit came in his pants when he saw the cash dreamworks made of the the little retards.
He doesn't add shit to the movie.
>dreamworks
>implying that they made the minions
>not illumination
How could you get a simple fact wrong?
Never saw the movie, so I assumed it was Dreamworks.
No, that's from the 90s version that was a romantic comedy that basically amounted to a PG version of the Oglaf Snow Queen's Boudoir strips.
HAIL SATAN!
Aaaaah sure feel good making the best animated movies out there winning all the awards.Now to make another good movie while totally ignoring the useless waste of oxygen manchildrens at Yea Forums
Aah, the legend of uncle Walts secret porn cellar. Just imagen the lewd treasures.
>Meanwhile at The Walt Disney animations building
>picture is of Roy Disney animation building
hahaha I just painted HAIL SATAN in some clouds
Everything can be phallic with the power of imagination.
>Frozen
>Good
What?
JUST MAKE SPIES IN DISGUISE DECENT
I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE WE GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST SONIC THE GODDAMN HEDGEHOG
Wasn't Sonic moved to February to change Sonic's design?
Good taste, Walt
Well, after a nation-wide talent search, I think we've found our male lead.
Why isn't there more discontent over Lee's promotion?
Threadly reminder that the Disney Vault contains hours of rotoscope footage of real life Alice and other Didley girls
Gonna stand out 'til you notice me, yeah!
It's kinda like Smash-Em-Sam
What's all this ruckus going on
We're going to make Bambi with realistic CGI haha the idiots will plop down money multiple times.
Someone remind of me of the contet for this horror
Obviously goofy movie. But what the hell is this
we've decided to hold all Story Trust meetings out on the greyhound racetrack and allow one additional personal item per cubicle. You don't have a problem with that, do you?
i dont have the screencap on me but you really dont want to know
It's called cosplay, user. It comes from the term costume play.
As long as you're hard at work on all those sequels, sounds fine by me!
Because everyone is already content that Disney is shit now.
It shouldn't be that way though.
We thought Iger would save the company. He did... by selling its soul.
What exactly is the Story Trust? Doesn't sound like it is doing a good job polishing stories...
WANNA MARRY ME, BOBBIE?
*snort*
So uh...are we just going to ignore that Jim's daughter got molested at the salad bar yesterday? Is no one going to do anything about it?
Literaly porn cosplayer do a better job than fans of the movie
Okay to be fair,her costume was probably cheap to make but at least it's not horrifying to look at
inb4 source Manyvids.com Little Puck Roxanne Photoset (i think she posted pic related on her twitter
>Asian Roxanne
Don’t they eat dogs in China?
>uhuhuhu asian eat dog
She's American AFAIK
I-I finally found my way out of the locked basement where you kept us 2D animators! Can I p-please have my job back now?
Literally not a single white person working on it.
Not one.