What if Hank had an affair with Luanne?

What if hank had propane in his urethra?

There was that time Bill attended Luanne's Bible study group where she taught in her pool in a bikini.

You ever think Bobby rubbed one out to Luanne?

Hank is literally too boring to have affairs, let alone an affair with a women he politely tolerates at best.

wouldn't have time to since Peggy was constantly milking him to show how much of a good mother she was

Well, propane gas causes some pretty wicked fucking frostbite so I imagine that he'd probably die when his guts turned into necrotic mush a few minutes in.

would be more interesting if something happened between her and Bobby

He saw her naked that one time

He saw her naked. Up close. For several seconds.

That moment probably became a life-long source of masturbation fuel.

now your cumming with gas

I agree someone write something up

Underrated.
Also, burn in the deepest pits of flavor hell

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Wasn't there an episode where she convinced Bobby that he got her pregnant?

Well sorta
They pull pranks on eachother till boby replaces her birth control with candy and iirc she says well you basically got me pregnant so we have to get married

Where and how do you think they do it?

You think they go to kitchen and he sits on the table, then milks him into a cup.

Oh that's right! Thanks for refreshing my memory. I remember the looks on Hanks face when Bobby tells him he got her pregnant.

Charcoal leaves a smokey flavour that can't be reproduced by propane. Cope

taste the meat, not the heat

When was this? When he let her sleep at his place and gave her a pillow and a blanket for the couch, then retired to his own room for the night with nothing happening at all, only for Hank to completely misconstrue it the next day?

What if Hank called for an uber and Dale turned up in Hank's truck?

Tell me more

You mean like how he flat out admitted that Khan's mesquite charred burger was the best damn burger he ever ate?

>reverse shower episode where luanne walks in on naked bobby and shocked to see he’s actually packing
>tries to keep her mind off his fat cock the rest of the episode

What if Hank had an affair with Dale?

youtube.com/watch?v=KaFi-vbyaeo

>Luanne starts clumsily flirting with Bobby and the only person who picks up on it is Connie

Beside Luanne what girl were waifu tier?

Everyone knows Hank doesn't have sex.

>Well, that is not entirely accurate.

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>taking advantage of the retarded

For some reason it's easier for me to imagine Hank and Bill fucking than Hank and Dale.

Either high school Hank getting too close to senpai Bill during a drunken celebration after a football victory, or present-day Bill snapping because of Hank's perfect life and forcibly Billdozing him into the floor.

You always feel guilty until you're horny, then you feel really bad right after you pop.

She and Bobby should have dated

That's a big breaking of character.

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Nah, I could see Joseph forcing himself on Luanne though.

Now i need a comic of this
>There's a monkey on my back and it wants to rape Luanne!

He did steal a kiss from minh

no he didn't Luanne had a crush on him but he wanted nothing to do with her

"LUANNE!! What are you doin' to my new bitter blue- ...Peggy, why is her butt buzzing??"

I think Luanne would be into it, honestly. She did make the remark that all Bobby needs is kissing practice. Peggy hilariously mean mugged her for it.

>Now I need a comic of this
We all do user

definitely an idea worth expanding upon

After the first two names the quality really takes a nosedive.

Bill is in love with Peggy
Boomhaur dated her

That's a clean burning ejaculation, I tell you hwat.

Too busy getting molested by the principal.