Meanwhile in the x-mansion
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CYCLOPS WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY WAIFU ?
*sounds of Kitty getting plowed by Colossus*
*AAUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHGHHHHHGHHH*
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN
STOP ASKING FOR MAKE-UP AND FASHION ADVISE BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO LOVE DICK
THATS GAY BOBBY
Why are all my briefs covered with ice?
MY MIND
I AM HERE FOR THE WAIFUS.
GIVE THEM TO ME AND NO ONE GETS HURT.
bobby,please stop staring...
SUCK MY MY BIG FAT CANADIAN DICK SHITHEAD
SUCK THIS
I HAVE HEALING FACTOR YOU SHITHEAD
Hey guys, I'm the new student, and my mutation is having a giant cock.
please, please, please let rogue touch you
Deadpool 2 really hit a spot for me. The X-Men were there, they were treated suspiciously but no one really cared too much and even got to help with mutants with problems, they were just one more aspect to the world inhabited by heroes.
Shit did I wander into the other universe again.
I mean, besides Jane and Dorothy, none of the DP would qualify since they're all just enhanced humans.
Ok mr tin can what are you doing in my mansion ?
Good! Highschool's like. Third or fourth on my list of things I never want to revisit, anyway.
Wormholes.
I'd tell ya I'm looking for Dorothy and the fuckin' Scarecrow but that has some other connotations now and I'd just feel weird.
If you want people to stop staring then stop being such a goddamn slut, Kurt.
>Jean Grey I know you're reading my mind so here it is...
>youtube.com
MY MIND! AAUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH!
Wolfsbane?
Hey, can someone help me bury all these dead mutant teenagers out back? Thanks.
Got a call from Dani, she wants to know if it's okay to stay here even though she lost her powers.
She's dead. Got murdered by a bunch of drunk frat boys.
I heard she choked to death on a dick. Is that true?
Am I dead or alive in current continuity?
Dead I hope, nobody deserves to be written by Rosenberg
depends on the writer
nobody know this but Todd is doing her levers at this school.
FUCK
Sounds extremely painful.
Kurt looks extremely dad-like here.
Damn it Logan! Stop doing that, it's so unsanitary. Who knows what's in your blood.
So what's the survival rate at this school, considering some mutants powers are basically to kill anyone standing within a certain proximity of them.
60%
He's got a healing factor, what could survive in his blood?
This is a perfectly natural pose, Bobby.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE, SCOTT IT IS THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING!
SHUT THE HELL UP
Professor, you aren't going to mind control me into doing that again.
Yeah I remembered! You may have erased my memory of it, but your paraplegic ass forgot to clean the dirt and blood off my body.
For Chirstsake Kurt, put some clothes on. You're giving me a boner.
A strong strain. That's why Rogue and Storm look so excited. They're bug chasers.
Nothing to be ashamed of mein friend
>be young Cyclops
>get shit on because of older cyclops was worst then magneto
>can't be sent back because queen redhead will brainwash you into staying here.
>can't have any of my thoughts to my self because guess what she can read minds too
>GF is now dating beast
>everyone is treating me as a time bomb
fuck you guys no just fuck you.
Hey Scott, there's some girl called Kamala on the phone. She want's to talk to you about something 'Urgent' from back when you were in that Champions group. She said you'll know what she means
kek
Hey Scott, the champions are calling, they want his friend far aways from those ungrateful mutant jerks
Scott? That Kamala girl's dad is on the phone and he's yelling very loudly. He said something about you knocking his daughter up. There something you ain't telling us?
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME, JEAN JUST MADE ME GAY
Fear not, comrade, I will help you. Please be bending over now.
Night crawler being BObby's boyfriend would be cool
How the hell are you alive? The only person that survived your universe was that nigger.
You tell that little hussy that he's spoken for. And be sure to call her a hussy.
Bobby is too much of a slut to be tied down to one man. Even if that man is a sexy blue boy.
Kid Wolverine #4 or something over here, I survived it too.
You too, huh?
You're in good company.
hello Scott.
Did Emma beam her memories of her and Scott in bed into his brain?
>memories
most of it was made up.
I'm tom and I'm here to take all your waifu's
It's really weird seeing Bobby be the straight man... I mean it's weird seeing him be the serious one.
Eh, I'm usually not serious but my girl requires me to be serious. As crap as Guggenheim is, and he is, he at least understands relationships better than the faggot that was writing Bobby's solo.
Im proud to announce that we went 2 weeks without the mansion exploding.
Well...it was nice while it lasted.
>goes to set back the "14 days without incident" sign.
Jesus Christ those things are glowing hot all the way to the base.
Quick question: what if tomino was a mutant this whole time ?
Hot claws are his new power.
Maybe we would get a better X-Men show.
He should've have known something was off since he was on top in the "memories".
Fuck you Muties! The day of the Sentinel is near you damned Gene Freaks!
FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE! YOU STOLE MY NAME AND MY COSTUME!
don't worry. i have the power of liefeld.
Careful, that was propbably just Mystique again, Dani got her power back recently due to exposure to the T-O virus.
She (was) a big dog.
AND NOW EVERYONE THINKS I LOVE COCK
Hey guys, can I join the X-men?
Every fucking weekend.
Fuck off you menace. Jameson is right, you should be hanged by your own webs
>masked menace breaks into private residence
Guys! Bobby just slept with his student! Shouldn't we be outraged over this?
