What's her problem?

Is it weird that as a massive pervert I find that attractive?

She is actually Joanne, so she is a room thief.

After spending time with my sister(who isn't autistic but holy shit is she just fucking horrible a person) and hearing some of her stories and am absolutely amazed at how much shit she gets away with as he fucks over people as they keep coming back to her.

Teenage lust.
And autism.

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buying into the idea that keeping natural bodily processes personal is anything but a thing you do reluctantly because you're forced to by basically nobody, using everybody as a proxy.

The PTSD excerpts were some of the best parts of the story time.

I wonder how big is her lego collection

Be real with me, how many characters are 100% autistic?
like Confirmed Autistic in one way or another, be it as simple as a Sperg to full blown autism

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>que extraño, siento un cosquisheo en el trasero

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Anyone got a link to the story time?

Please post a link, I googled Ellie's room but got unrelated shit.

How many of you faggots jerked it to this? Be honest.

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ikefoundationforautism.org/e-library/What's Happening to Ellie - A Book About Puberty for Girls and Young Women with Autism and Related Conditions (2015).pdf

nvm found it. Enjoy.

i mean i did but just because i have a bit of an exhibitionist kink so the idea of getting off in public is super hot to me.

I have to ask this

Where do you go to meet women that have autism? I'm talking high to mid functioning, not bang you head on the wall autism.

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I dunno, it might be hot to have a woman bang her own head on the wall while having sex.

it would stop being hot when her body gets cold

at least tyrone isn't banging her

plz I'm being serious
for some on this site that would only make it hotter

The fact that he hijacked a perfectly good thread is telling of his bullshit.

Where is this comic from?

This is a real book/pdf

Why does no one have the Tom books scanned?

And why no book about Tom and Ellie dating and learning about healthy mutual sexuality?

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>no book about Tom and Ellie dating
This but unironically.

>tfw no ellie gf

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Is there any porn of her?

other user but my expierence is just to talk to a girl in calm but opening way (just dont Talk about the sexual stuff)
if she starts talking about the pervertet things like how much guys masturbate you got your match.

I mean the book is already borderline porn.

there's this one really good pic of her having a vibrator in her under her clothes. more implied porn than anything but still pretty hot. i regret not saving it.

HELLO NEW FETISH!

Why the hell are women drawn with such broad shoulders? I thought masculinity was bad according to these mentally ill writers and animators.

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>I'm talking high to mid functioning, not bang you head on the wall autism.
Those are Asperger not autists
Autists barely speak, have panic and anger attacks and don't care about any rule or anything. They being angry it's the worst thing ever. You should allow them to masturbate because you have no idea how much it calms them.

T. has a legit autistic little brother
I must admit its different from OP since in this age of internet he always only masturbates while on his computer. Do you want to know what an autistic kid masturbates to?

Pretty cure and Vegetales

Autistic guys are annoying as hell. Why would autistic girl be any different?

i now want to see one of those pretty cure girls using larry the cucumber as a dildo. why am i like this?

Because you have assburgers.

You're not 100% wrong, but Asperger's isn't technically a diagnosis anymore, and plenty of kids who are that degree of non-functional can still become socially tenable (if eccentric and unpopular) working adults with modern knowledge of things like ABA.

Autism.

Aspergers is just part of the autism spectrum now I heard

Being a non hideous girl is a free pass for almost anything.

Masculinity is fine if a woman does it.

which one?
it better be Tsubomi.

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i'll level with you I've never actually seen pretty cure. i just find the idea of larry the cucumber being used as a dildo funny.

fair enough.
pretty sure Shadman literally made a shitpost based on this exact concept though.

toxic masculinity is separate from general masculinity

Masculinity is masculinity.

Well imo it should be more divided, since people think most autists are like Aspergers

It literally isn't.
Anyone who uses the term "toxic masculinity" to begin with already hates men.

Great when do we start using phrases like 'toxic femininity,' 'toxic islam,' 'toxic transness,' 'toxic blackness?'

The fuck is wrong with you?
Are you seriously implying that's okay to be a straight white male?

Can't even have a thread about autism because poltards shit it

>complaining about /pol/
>on a /pol/ website
oof, ouch, cringe, dilate, etc.

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Yes.

>and Vegetales
HOW DOES ONE FAP TO VEGETALES?

How does one not?

Speaking as someone in roughly that situation (sperg voraphile, though not a woman), what is it about this diagnosis that attracts people to this fetish?
What kind of vore? Pred or prey?

>Shadman
You are probably thinking of pic related, with meme Rick.

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She's banging her head on the wall because the sex with you is so bad she wants to kill herself.

God her featured episode was so fucking hype.

lel

>attach hand to penis
>move hand up
>move hand down
>repeat step 2 and 3 until desired result is achieved
>???
>profit
It's not rocket surgery user.

I know how to masturbate dumb fuck

Autism lol

You asked how to fap to Vegetales, and that is how. Minor variations may occur.

You know very well that he meant how are you find VeggieTales the sexually arousing

Underrated

what is this expression trying to convey?

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Not him but idk, how does one find a kitchen tile attractive?

who is she and what's she from?

that she's dumb enough that I can grope her and she would do nothing about it.

kys

that's wrong user

"ha ha! time for internet!"

>Time to go on Yea Forums!

Girl from a book telling autistic kids not to mastubate in public.

Societal prudishness

it's actually a book series, including other fun topics like how to use a public toilet, and puberty

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ikefoundationforautism.org/e-library/What's Happening to Ellie - A Book About Puberty for Girls and Young Women with Autism and Related Conditions (2015).pdf

>The dad is a dilf
>The mother looks young a fuck
No wonder she has autism.

Needs to fap

How does one not?

>>
> teaching autistic girls to want brown cock

Very informative Shekelstein!

Who are you talking to user? Are you schizophrenic?

>you will never eat some home made cheese pizza with your autistic girlfriend
it's not fair bros

>I watch my autistic masturbate

It's a sight we had to get used to, because in the beginning he would do it randomly everywhere. Thank god he just does it in his room now

Would you really want a girl like this?

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she has impeccable taste in shipping, would date.

>Henson's spoonfed OTP
>not shit taste
I ship Fozzie Bear and Julia from sesame street

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I thought it was only when a woman in her late 30s or early 40s that there is a high chance of a child being born with a mental disorder due to old age?

Boy would I

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Well these videos make sense now

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Why date an autistic girlfriend when you can BE the autistic girlfriend (male)?

this sounds like a story you'd find in the Yea Forums mansion.

Yeah, that's not high functioning.

Imagine the smell

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This reminds me of the movie "Mockingbird Don't Sing" about a feral and retarded girl that cannot talk or act normally and during a scene where she is taken away by her abusive parents, she starts masturbating in the social worker's home inf fron of her and her boyfriend.

Would bang this autist girl.

She's so determined.

At least she shits in the bathroom

cartoon when?

I've tried to get a girl like this. She said no.

Not everybody can be Kermit, man.

when a girl pees on her period
it is a truly unique olfactory experience

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Would you?

>she said no

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Isn't her toilet too small if she's a kid?

Look I like furfag guro but I just cant understand vore in any fashion.
Why do you freaks like it?

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Imagine how bad her hands smell.

A lot of these drawings look like they were traced directly from Scott Pilgrim art.

>when you tell your gay friend about eating your girl's smegma and you get to watch him cringe

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It's on the booru if this gets deleted.

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Jesus, I would never want work with unnironically sperg children. Hell, I don't even can handle normal children because of their lack of logic thought, imagine thoses creatures.

Why is this autist girl so hot? She's single-handedly restoring my libido.

she then grow up to become pic related

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it's not that bad once you get used to them, most Aspies and autist follow a very stric set of self imposed rules on the logic on what they do and how they do it
And a few years as a psychologist helps alot
And some painkillers once shit goes down, life savers right there

youtube.com/watch?v=QCm1sjARU7E

I'd believe it.

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That's a downie, not a sperg. Spegs still look normal if you just look at a picture of one

amazing

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>girl's smegma
excuse me?

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Smegma is literally just genital boogers. did you really think it's only a guy thing?

>only a guy thing
Uncut guys yeah, I thought it was foreskin exclusive.

>Good for your sweetie
A-aren't you supposed to teach autistic kids that they're not supposed to announce shit like this?

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Plot twist
The mom is also autistic

She's a big autist.

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I imagine after enough times of watching some kid at the back of the bus screaming their muppets fantasy while violently jerking it you become to dead on the inside to really care anymore.

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No, user, it's literally boogers. Biological material that has decayed, coagulated, and solidified into a cheese like substance, due to boor hygiene. It's the same stuff as toe jam or belly button lint, except that is smells like rancid dick/pussy

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>mfw was listening to rainbow connection while reading this
Fucking perfect.

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I'd eat it.

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God, no wonder the dad has a thousand yard stare of despair.

nothing
she just needs a good dick penetrating her cervix and resting in her womb

Of course, it was a shotgun wedding after thinking he could get away with taking advantage of an autistic girl

Still fucking things up I see. You're supposed to hide it so people don't know it's working.

It's not
spectrumnews.org/news/link-parental-age-autism-explained/

It comes out of the gland, not the foreskin. You still produce smegma, even if your circumcised, it just gets washed away in the shower easier and rubs off in your underwear in microscopic amounts.

>she wipes with tissues
Am I fucking autistic? I thought only guys had to do that

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>is there anchovies on this?

her lack of decent gut bacteria would make it smell disconcertingly sterile

I saved a couple a while ago, but a lot of them involve "adult situations" and I don't know /co's policy on that.

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what the fuck, vaginas are pretty much always wet because they're self-cleaning, nothing is solidifying down there unless you are fucked up. There is discharge, but I wouldn't call that smegma, its pretty natural

the vaginal canal is self cleaning. but every vagina is a special snowflake with anywhere between 4 or 400 folds, flaps, pockets, and crevices for shit to build up.

Vaginas sound disgusting.

Smegma is composed of dead cells that accumulate on the penis or the vulva's labia and in the hood of the clitoris. It can lead to urinary and yeast infections
Well, of course. Women get extra juicy and sticky when they masturbate or when they have sex. I've been with women whose fluids resemble and taste like egg whites while other look and taste like clam juice.

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Just wait till I tell you about the uterine wall...

I remember tht when I was constipated, I too would punch my knees. It helps to dump

There's another book where she shows how to use and dispose a menstrual pad

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>with anywhere between 4 or 400 folds, flaps, pockets, and crevices for shit to build up
I'm really curious as to why it turned like that when every other "exit" is relatively smoothed. You'll think the body would try to do the same but no, let's add a bunch of flaps for extra aerodynamics.

>She knows her father will want it for his collection
Will we eventually get a book about how to deal with your autistic kid getting molested by their father?

It does have to expand you know. Most other exits or entrances don't expect to have very wide objects pass through them. Unless you do shit tons of meth.

Maybe

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Popular theory is they basically evolved as a lint trap for the coochie. Having flaps and folds around the opening catches shit before it actually gets in and causes infections and shit.

It would make sense to clean up after then, huh. Probably explains why I get UTIs

>fluids resemble and taste like egg whites while other look and taste like clam juice.
Don't drink the water!

Am I gonna get put on a watchlist for opening this?

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Look carefully

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>go bike!
IIRC she's getting aroused by the bike movements on her loins. Some girl can climax by this or by riding a horse
JeJ

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Just use the cardboard roll.

i learned a lot by reading this thread

hope not. I just read it and had a good laugh.

Use your socks

>imma post a sneed thread

You don't have to wipe if you shit dry.

kek

Why isn't Ellie using this?

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Imagine the joy Ellie will know when she learns of the detachable shower head

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Jesus Ellie, control that thirst

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When you gotta nut, you gotta nut.

The girl I lost my virginity to had discharge that tasted like humus.

shad I have a request

Does anyone have the other Ellie books? This shit is hilarious.

I have seen pics of the Tom series but not the full one online like Ellie is.

youtube.com/watch?v=2VSrpGOyutk

Here's a lady showing a video of it, it's pretty much exactly the same thing except for boys

does he grabs his own crotch in public like Ellie did?

He pulls his dick out, yes. It's exactly the same book but with genders swapped, including getting completely naked to masturbate.

he sure does, and this time you can see his peepee

He does grab his dick in the book

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Now wait a minute, how does he not unload during the bike ride then

>it's pretty much exactly the same thing except for boys
Still want to have it fully uploaded online for free.

THINK OF THE REACTION IMAGES

It's a little different at that part, he's standing in a speedo at a public swimming pool while a thought bubble shows him jerking it.

>I've been with women whose fluids resemble and taste like egg whites

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that was an edit

>you just know...

this thread made me remember that one time I was in my aunt's bedroom when I had an urge to masturbate to happy sex tier hentai while the aunt was in front of me in the bed. lucky for me, she was using the notebook while I had mine in the hand. took all a special care to not reveal my actions before the nut.
she never discovered what i did, didnt even suspected

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To be honest vore is hardly my only fetish and hardly my weirdest. I’m really into mindbreak vore, like a cute male character growing large and being hypnotized into uncontrollable hunger so he starts eating people. I’m also into some characters being eaten but not the digestion aspect, just up to being swallowed whole.

That sounds really gross. You must hang out with some roast beef women. Geez. Try getting a virgin next time.

Better than Ellie.

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looks like the bitch from my life me

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my gf told me about how she used to masturbate in bed when she shared the bed with her mom, and her mom would get pissed off but she'd just lie about what she was doing and wait for her mom to start snoring again. kids are so fuckin stupid

I prefer mature women over little girls, can't stand them

The human body is gross and weird? Big surprise!

Sounds like you guy just don't know how to be a pussy slayer like me.

>"why can't you be real, my sweet husbando!?"

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I work with annoying teenagers every day, the last thing I want to fuck is an annoying little shit

Don't you want to hate fuck them then? I bet it would feel good.

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You're the one playing on easy mode. A virgin doesn't know any better.

>Masturbating in the bed
Why the fuck do people do this? You realize you gotta sleep in that same bed later, right?

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-hng...

But taste divine.

youtu.be/dfZFsmPTYJQ

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Only if they don't look like roast beef. I try not to date sluts.

Dude, you know how I know that you're underagedb&?

so she's too autistic to shave right?

How? I'm not btw.

This is the only show I know that has a main character who's actually autistic in a non-meme sense, and it's so obscure that even Yea Forums doesn't recognize it.

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Its edited pic

Who is this?

>nobody touches private areas in public

Lies! When I was 12 an older guy grabbed my ballsack in public.

that'd go great with mini toast

oh shit there's more?

oh wait nevermind its from the tom book
she's from the tom book
theres a scan on sad panda
exhentai.org/g/1420609/08d5cdd887/
the two guys in the park look like scott pilgrim and his gay room mate a bit

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it's a picture of a panda

Lurk moar, newfag. It's an old joke link, like rickrolling.

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I remember borrowing these sex educational tapes and books from library and fapping to them

when I was in the sixth grade my mom and I were on a road trip and I brought my language arts text book with me to read and I got an erection and pretended to read tuck everlasting while I jerked off in the passenger seat. the open text book covered my lap enough to conceal everything

does this happen in the game?

What if I told you it didn't conceal everything.
That your mom could smell the semen from the front.
That it probably smells like the very same semen that created you.

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Weird that this is Tom Holland's autobiography

kek

Someone make a "gender reveal" edit of this.

>tfw no autistic, openly voraphile gf to stare at you silently with lust and hunger in her eyes

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There's so many angles it applies to it's hard to explain. It could be power thing, it could be about crossing hunger and lust, it can be a mommy thing, it could even just be a more literal interpretation of the most basic sexual impulse of "put self inside girl".
There's so many different kinds and ways to approach vore that most people that are it are only into certain kinda and usually hate the other kinds.

It always was, but is getting more defined on it's own.

what?

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Being asexual is the way to go, I see.
Thank you.

Assuming she's high functioning autistic shaving is okay so long as nothing about it violates her general NAP