It's almost July 4th anons

My fucking neighbors have been setting off fireworks every night for the past week already. Since last Saturday, actually. It's been the most obnoxious shit ever, and they won't stop. We ask them to stop every year, but they never do.
I'm seriously, genuinely close to going out there with a shovel and caving in every one of their empty skulls. I have lost so much Goddamn sleep to their explosives. I can't focus on anything. My cats are nervous wrecks each night. Hell, I'M a nervous wreck, sitting here just waiting for the fireworks to start up for the night. I know it's gonna happen, it's just a matter of when.

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Just get some fireworks with the loudest bang - even disregarding it's flash - and set them off anytime you think the neighbors are sleeping. It'll send a message without direct confrontation.

not as nervous as the brave men on the front. be gratful

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anyone know?

Liberty Kids are old and busted.
Liberty Pups are the new hotness.

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no the character designer is obviously a person name not a company

James should have pumped Sarah full of his semen of revolution until she's pregnant with her fifth child to show his American dominance over her slutty redcoat cunt

Big ass Liberty Kids/Pups crossover orgy comic when?

I like how this show depicted Ben Franklin as a wise sage when in reality he was a drunkard and a crossdresser.

Benjamin Franklin was a drunken frat boy banging g-milfs.

Exactly

He was basically John Lennon

It's almost July 1st hosers...

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Ben Franklin was based

So based he cucked Strange

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He deliberately cultivated the image as to not come off as a hardass like Jefferson

I once saw a great weight gain pic of the redhead. Don't know where it is these days, though.

>makes George Washington look like an uber chad
>pic related irl

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>Liberty kids triggers both /leftypol/ and /pol/ at the same time
Why is this show so based And why does this make hardliners butt hurt?

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>What is Google
>What is IMDb
>What is putting up an episode and reading through the credits.

Franklin was such a wise sage that he knew the power of a good public persona. Truly the best of both worlds.

>>In b4 the unfinished orgy

>Slavery is wrong
>Jefferson wasn't a bad guy for owning slaves
All it takes

Jefferson was the fucking worse
He acted against every ideal he claimed to be for
He was my favorite founding father as a child too, and it pisses me off he was just lying about everything

>tfw American
>tfw gradually coming around to the idea that the American Revolution was not justified

One of them has a secondary role in that massive, massive storefront 8 project.

>Jefferson wasn't a bad guy for owning slaves
Don’t forget pointing out Jefferson set more slaves free than he enslaved later in life and genocide against native Americans was carried out mostly by black Buffalo soldiers.

Jefferson gets credit for the same reason Woodrow Wilson gets credit: Both were pretty influential in making the United States what it is today. The Louisiana Purchase was what caused the states to expand beyond their thirteen colonies and laid the ground work for the future. Without that, the Monroe Doctrine and Manifest Destiny wouldn't have been a thing.

Hooty hoot
Hooty hoot

I'm hooty the sailor

Let's see if I can do this from memory.

I TAKE MY HEART INTO BATTLE
GIVE THAT FREEDOM BELL A RATTLE
GET MY INDEPENDENCE SIGNED
DECLARE IT ON THE DOTTED LINE
LET PHILADELPHIA FREEDOM RING
LET PATRIOTIC VOICES SING
RED WHITE AND BLUE
WE NEVER GIVE UP
WE REPRESENT
AMERICA

LOOKING AT LIFE THROUGH MY OWN EYES
SEARCHING FOR A HERO TO IDOLIZE
FEELING THE PAIN AS INNOCENCE DIES
LOOKING AT LIFE THROUGH MY OWN EYES

I forget the second part of the chorus though.