>after his last appearance on a Woody Woodpecker cartoon, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit ends up on Match Game 74 a few times
>becomes drinking buddies with Richard Dawson
>boy, can Richard drink hard!
>they go out swinging together a lot
>y'all saw Auto-Focus, you know what's up
>word comes in they need a host for Family Feud
>hey we should both audition to it!
>they both show up
>they both make the second round
>they both make the third round
>holy shit i think it's down to the two of us
>At this point it'll call for a celebration no matter who gets it, let's celebrate now!
>Oswald insists on buying every round
>drinks Richard under the table for once
>in fact, Richard doesn't wake up for 36 hours
>missed the final interview
>Oswald is the new host of Family Feud in this timeline!
>how did Oswald do it?
>he slipped him a Mickey
You're watching the Game Show Network
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In this timeline, Oswald took Richard's place for all of these Family Feud kisses:
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What does Ortensia think about Oswald kissing all those bitches on Family Feud?
i think they were divorced during this time.
In our timeline, he had a long string of failed marriages (pic related) until he remarried Ortensia in '07 and have been going strong ever since.
>brett, charles, richard and gene are all dead
*sad reaction image*
all is not yet lost, user.
>Match Game (the one anyone remembers anyway) will turn 50 in a few years
Fuck
i think i'm going to learn to draw just so I can make myself a picture of Oswald dressed up like Charles Nelson Reilly writing matches on a blue card, and frame it.
yes, the promise of a harem of Rule 34 slaves didn't motivate me, but this does.
Baldwin's suck a hack
>he slipped him a Mickey
Oh you!
Also, this thread is relevant to my interests. I love watching reruns of Match Game. Something about these celebrities from before my time...they seem so much more interesting and entertaining than what we have now.
Get in here Match Game is on tv right now
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>buzzrtv.com
oh, that's the actual broadcast TV channel that's probably airing in your town USA.
i could totally watch Match Game on that channel all day, if not for the constant 2-minute commercials for IMMINENT OLD PEOPLE DEATH. and you just know they compress the show to fit more IMMINENT DEATH into each hour...
the lady just said "udder disaster" so I'm posting Clarabelle up in here
Eh, I don't care that half the commercials are for old people about to die this channel is based
Either this or have "match game productions" covering half of the screen on your youtube video
Dumb Donald was so dumb, he accidentally traded his sailor outfit for a BLANK.
1/10, OP. No one short of a Viking could outdrink Richard Dawson. He’d have just got Snoozewald hooked on porn anyway.
even if that were true, Tweety Bird could outdrink Al Borland, so a toon host of Family Feud is inevitable.
Oswald was from the days when Heroin was used as a cough medicine and strychnine was used like a five hour power shot.
I speculate it's because anything that would've been known about their private lives was all rumors and hearsay by people digging through garbage instead of online social media stalkers.
People tend to lose interest fast if there's no sense of mystery, and the digital age is... lacking a lot of the charm those mysteries had.
For me, it's Fannie Flagg
I don't watch that
A huge part of the show was the interactions between the celebrities and they can't recreate that dynamic
fannie who, now?
>That episode of Match Game where Oswald and Fanny were guest panelists flirting with each other with Richard between them
>hooked on porn
there are lots of ways to make a living through the 1970s and 1980s
>That episode of Match Game where Panchito and Charles were guest panelists flirting with each other with Betty White stuck between them
cool thread OP.