MEANWHILE AT THE HALL OF JUSTICE
MEANWHILE AT THE HALL OF JUSTICE
Joshua Cook
Gavin Bell
We have had several claims of rape and sexual assault recently. So I had Batman call in an expert he knows. Jim Gordon here will be talking to us today about the legality and ethics of such deeds.
William Parker
I think I need to manage my anger.
Eli Garcia
oh no...
Michael Green
Take as many keys as you want, but you'll always forget to fix that laundry room window
Isaac White
You can't get out of this Batman. Some of those reports were caused by you putting people in your charge into bad situations.
Ryder Hall
Look we already have 6 green lanterns we don't need another one, buddy!
Mason Gutierrez
uhhh...
*smoke bomb*
Zachary Campbell
He's not your buddy, Guy!
Colton Allen
Would anyone like some tea?
Anthony Rogers
why Jim. What are you doing here?
Connor Jackson
History says that's false.
>Don't let them see you cry Michael
Henry Hall
Some of us might have died, but we got better.
Robert Myers
Bruce, Manhunter clogged the toilet again!!!
Samuel Stewart
for the love god...ALFRED!
Jaxon Thompson
Who here hates their CW Counterpart? Mine's evil.
Justin Smith
That isn't gonna work, Bruce. Alfred is back in Gotham and you drew bathroom duty on the chore wheel this week. Get to work rich boy.
Christopher Adams
Mine isn't handsome enough
Nathan Jones
My counterpart was too vengeful. She took innocent people hostage.
Carter Flores
X-CHROMOSOME PEOPLE, OR MUTIES AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, SHOULD GO BACK TO BEING WORK LABORERS AND SHUT THEIR WHORE MOUTHS ABOUT HAVING RIGHTS
Michael Gray
tell you what...
who pays for the buliding?
who pays for the heating and lighting?
who pay for the rent?
who payed for the coffee machine?
who pays for plumbing?
who pays the cable/internet bill?
thought so
Colton Jones
Who pays to have a screaming weirdo outside going on about 'mutants'?
Christopher Rodriguez
Don't act like you aren't getting kickbacks from the government for setting this playhouse up. You're making a profit off of this.
Kevin Perez
Apache Chief glad you are here. Listen we have to have a talk.
We are going to have to ask you to leave the league. In today current political environment you are too problematic for us to keep you on. Please understand we would keep you if we could, but we already have too many complaints on twitter thanks to Wonder Woman's attire.
Nathaniel Perez
Dear Hall of Justice,
Hi, it's me, Space Ghost again. You know, from the 60's? I was figuring, since Hanna Barbera and Ted Turner are under the WB Umbrella, along with DC Comics, if I could perhaps, re-try my audition to join the Justice League. I promise I won't blow my teen side-kicks and their stupid monkey up again. PS. How's Wonder-Woman? I'm sorry I tried to use her Lasso of Truth as a full body thong.
-Yours truly, and hopeful new team mate
Space Ghost
Connor Stewart
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiet.
Gabriel Gutierrez
Ah Blackbolt you overheard that? Good that saves some time. Please turn in your keys. Also security will have to give you a pat down on your way out.
Leo Gray
Oh I see how it is. Me Big Heap Racism trouble for league, huh? I call bullshit. I barely even get any screen time. Or panel time. You keep the man who literally, they had to remake a move set for, just cause he spoke to fish. Not even deadly fish. Like, giant sea horses? HE'S an asset to the team, but not the man who can go one on one with Ant-Man?
Michael Johnson
mutan-
goddamnit. hold on
*dials phone*
Charles! can you please deal your rival? he's bringing the property value down
Matthew White
EW!? YOU'RE CALLING MORE MUTIES, BATMAN!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE A HERO! GROSS!
Christian Ramirez
Oh hell no, man. You're keeping Static Shock and CYBORG the walking LOUD BLACK GUY around, instead of me? Fucking bullshit. Hell, you're keeping the wonder twins too, huh? Despite being Japanese little aliens?
Grayson Myers
im...im not batman...
Asher Green
Yeah and I ain't Dr. Harleen Quizel.
Connor Kelly
Can confirm. Batman has a way manlier chin than you do.
Justin James
But you are
Dylan Myers
dónde está el baño
Justin Butler
Looks like a Bruce Timm character.
Gabriel Long
Logan Rivera
Hunter Perry
Me yammo est.....fuck uhh....Lantern-o Verde
Me ist mooey macho superhero!
Joshua Sanders
Well this fellow is clearly legit. Welcome to the Hall of Justice.
William Rodriguez
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HAL
ITS WAS THE TACO BELL
MY BUTT
MY BUTT IS ON FIRE!
Jayden Ramirez
Someone took my parking space again.
John Hill
Sick burn green lantern
Easton Brooks
Speaking of that can someone get Wonder Woman to put some damn traffic cones around her invisible jet? I have backed into that thing 3 times now.
Anthony Reyes
Thanks Clark.
Kevin Thompson
Oof I know that feel
Ever try and explain to your insurance agent you backed into something invisible?
Justin Young
Gar please stop giving yourself a horse dick every time you use the communal showers. We all know you are about as hung as a mouse. It is just sad at this point. -The rest of the men
William Murphy
Beast Boy was peeking in on me and Atlee again. Tell him to get his own Terra.
Christian Bennett
Constantine somehow got into my private quarters! he was tripping on mushrooms and puked over my carpet, ranting about deep ones!
then he asked me about some obscure punk band and clogged the toilet!
why is he allowed in here?
Aiden White
Hey, when things get that wet, it's best to have a lifeguard on duty
James Phillips
Our access to knowledge of magic especially dark and demonic magic is limited. We have to have him on the team.
Owen Robinson
Why does she even need a jet? She can fly.
Matthew Edwards
WAIT A SECOND, THIS ISN'T WONDER WOMAN
Bentley Green
What the fuck was the point of me hanging around here? Nothing's happening.
Joseph Reyes
*slam*
Pizza time
Benjamin Miller
That's it, I'm fucking done.
>Launches nuclear warhead orbiting towards Earth.
Jordan White
Why was one of darkseeds men dressed up as a faggot from a renassaicne fair anyways?
Matthew Hernandez
GIVE THEM TO ME! I PROMISE TO KEEP THEM SAFE!
Oliver Davis
He teleported me back to time. Plus, why are you asking unnecessary questions when a nuclear warhead is heading Earth's way?
Blake Sanchez
>Justice Hall Alarm Activated
ATTENTION! ATTENTION! UNIDENTIFIED SPACECRAFT REPORTED 300,000 Km FROM EARTH. PLEASE REPORT IMMEDIATELY, ALL ACTIVE JUSTICE LEAGUE MEMBERS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
>Soon to be seemingly hacked by an unknown AI...Brainiac?
Lucas Ortiz
>why are you asking unnecessary questions when a nuclear warhead is heading Earth's way?
Im a very inquisitive man even in the face of nuclear armageddon
Parker Sanchez
I'm double parked out front, is there someone here to validate my parking stub?
Nicholas Bell
finally! it's my turn to shine!
Jace Scott
i'm looking at the contents of your stomach
and i dont see any taco bell.
What i do see is faint traces of laxatives
you clogged the toilet deliberately.
Leo Allen
Hello yes, I'm Mr. Snrub, and I come from someplace FAR away.
yes that'll do
I have come up with the perfect plan to deal with those pesky supervillains once and for all, but in order to pull it off, I'll first need all of you to donate money to the local nuclear power plant.