Throws the item to your left at you

>tube of pringles
aw man they're all gonna break.

>aw man they're all gonna break.
do you mean your bones?

A fucking bed

>a basket filled with cat toys, an old claw sharpener and the torn off circular base of this sharpener with a fucking nail in the middle
My fucking cat got me killed.

>a sock
I'm good.

That sock's getting balled up and thrown down your throat, boy.

>the roof
I should get out of my bed

>a Fucking knife
Not only I'm gonna die but I'll go in the most boring way too

>a curtain
I'm not sure how that being thrown at me would kill me, but I don't doubt that it's plausible.

>a pillow
Am I supposed to be scared?

Motherfucker just threw my dog. Not cool.

He is going to need to get pretty close to toss a my couch at me.

Ouch

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Oh no you fucking don't. I wasted my fucking evening on this fucking pie. I fucking hand picked each fucking ingredient and i had to wait an ENTIRE FUCKING WEEK TO MAKE IT.
I WILL NOT LET A FUCKING SPASTIC BRONZEFACE DRESSED IN SPANDEX RUIN MY FUCKING DESSERT. THIS PIE WILL BE TROUGHLY ENJOYED, ONE PIECE AT THE TIME, AFTER EVERY MEAL, FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.
SO, GOD HELP ME, IF SOMETHING EVER HAPPENS TO THIS PIE, I WILL MAKE MY TOP OF THE LIST OBJECTIVE TO FIND YOUR MISERABLE LITTLE SORRY SCHIZO ASS, BREAK YOUR FUCKING KNEECAPS, BEND YOU OVER THE FUCKING TABLE AND FORCE-UNSHIT YOUR ASS EACH AND EVERY ONE OF MY CHIMNEY IRONS BY WIDTH! NOT LENGHT, WIDTH.

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>Knife
Nice...

>my LG brickphone
OW, MAH EYE!

>shatters the glass and throws each piece at you until you're a pincushion.

>hits your head so hard and fast it breaks your neck

>throws a bottle into neck, crushes your windpipe

>down your throat, choke to death

I like your one

>pincushioned

>wraps around your head, suffocates you

>dog mauls you to death

>shatters against your throat, lacerating it and making you bleed out

>searing pie burns

>fractured skull

headphones

lands perfectly on my head

thanks!

Dude.

I said i would keep my mouth shut.
Like i told YOU, he would do that shit.

You could never keep your mouth shut around Bullseye. He would make a perfectly aimed joke and while you were laughing he'd sugar you to death.

Doesn´t matter whatever he throws, all are just seconds from getting killed !

>my 2yr old daughter

cool thanks

>a pillow
Hehehe oh you

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>tv remote
I'll live.

>Toilet plunger
I die suffocating on poop particles that have been suction cupped to my face.

>a blanket
He might somehow wrap it around my head in the throw and I might somehow suffocate I guess?

>throws a bottle into neck, crushes your windpipe
I doubt he can with a plastic bottle

>It ricochet back to him, killing him

>Hits the headboard of my bed
Phew :)

>my phone
it's got a case tho so nice try.

>water bottle
Ow!

Scale of 1 to 10, how fucked am I?
Because I feel like I can survive this.

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You guys are missing the point. It doesn't matter what he throws at you, Bullseye will kill you with it.

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What if he throws a teddy bear at me?

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

Say what you will about the movie, he was atleast pretty decent

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What if he throws nothing at me?

A balled up paper napkin?
Rude.

>a jar
>or the straw in the jar
>or the plate
dude I have a knife on my shelf just use that and cut my head off I dont wanna be known as "guy who got killed by a straw"

>Miniature Carved Mahogany Chinese Pig

Tbh if he isn't dying laughing thinking of a pun I'd say that's a pretty good choice, dense and solid.

>hamburger
Delicious

Bullseye has couch strength

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>Bullseye had already deduced user had a heart condition, thus he threw nothing at him, knowing that the mere gesture of something being thrown would make Anom shit his pants so bad, his heart would stop from sheer fear.
wheres my paycheck marvel

I WANT A FACKING COSTUME!

>porch table
Ouch. I'm surprised he was able to throw it.

Well, at least it wouldn't be the first time he used a straw.

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>A table.
Crap.

>A door
He can't be strong enough to rip a door of it's hinges and throw it at me. Right?

Its all about leverage. That and math. In theory, you could shatter a door with a pen

>the entire bathroom wall

How the fuck is he going to pull it out, lift, and throw it at me without the entire house falling on top of us both?

Nah dude your fucked

Why do that when he can pull the bathroom tiles instead? Those are good enough weapons already.

I don't think he can lift a bus

>teleports behind him

>shatters the headboard, you're perforated by splinters

>my Switch
Fagit

>my dog
BULLSEYE NO

a bic lighter

>vodka
well that's not so bad

>in a glass
fuck

>with crushed ice
not so bad

2/3 would accept my ironic death

Dude's an assassin for superheroes, with an adamantium spine, I wouldn't blink an eye if he chucked a fridge at someone.

>paintbrush gets lodged into my ear and pierces my brain

That or it goes through my eye. Sounds like a pretty shit way to go

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>an empty red solo cup
You know what, no, this is the least deadly, and least aerodynamic thing I can think of. Not even Bullseye could cause any serious injury with this.

>napkin
oh man what do I do haha lol

>rack of free weights
Thanks, I wanted to die.

What if he tears it up and throws sharp shards at you?

>book
I'm fucking dead.

The curvature of the surface of the shards would prevent them from being thrown with any speed, or while spinning.
If he had a knife he could cut the bottom out and carve that into a usable shape, but that's a whole process that I don't think he'd have the patience for when he could just throw the knife.

A pillow... I'm safe... I think... I hope...

Indirect damage.
The cup is thrown at something that causes your death. Any loaded firearms with the safety off or sharp piercing objects just laying about? He might throw it in your path as you flee and make you fall and break your neck.

>a fucking SUV
So this is how I die

A soft pillow

I think I'm safe guys