The last thing you ate gave you super powers based on whatever it is or what's in it. GO GO GO!
Super powers
Brandon Williams
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Oliver Campbell
>Fries
What kind of powers would fries even give me?
Gabriel Gray
YOU KNOW CAN SLIDE ACROSS ANY SURFACE FROM GREASE BUT YOU LEAVE A GREASE TRAIL AND YOU CAN SMOTHER PEOPLE WITH GREASE
Whatever starch can also do.
Gabriel Cook
a sausage, I guess my power is dick sucking.
Elijah Barnes
A genuinely good thread died for this crappy thread.
Julian Ross
>peanut butter and pineapple
Spiky scale shell armor?
Owen Ward
>protein shake
can i finally be ripped?
John Turner
kkkkkk
whine to hiro about it.
that's an interesting combo
SWOL MY BRO!
Michael Evans
>They call me the shrimp, I can swim fast, and Im super tiny, i’ll be the uncanny hero of the team
Brody Ross
Some toast, what the fuck do I get from toast?
Eli Jenkins
>Subway bread, pepperoni and steal with pepper jack cheese
So I can twist my body, set people on fire and whatever steak gives me. Strength I guess.
Bentley Green
>Eggs, ham, and toast
I am Break Fast! You can count on this speedster to always get to the scene early and set the wrongs East! I'm part of a balanced justice system!
Aiden Edwards
>Noodles
What kind of power would that give me?
Colton Stewart
Elasticity or expert grapple-lining.
David Davis
you shoot noodles out of your butt like a spider
Wyatt Wright
>frosted flakes
I'm a furry
Tyler Sullivan
>Makeshift spicy BBQ chicken melt
Best case scenario: low level flight along with fire powers.
Worst case scenario: I shed capsaicin feathers and can melt on command
Chase Howard
William Richardson
the preggo one makes me horny.
Parker Jones
>Strawberries
What do I get?
Leo Nguyen
So I get all the powers and skills of your mother?
Gavin Thompson
you dont want them user.
Lucas Jones
>Drumstick Ice Cream cone
Cryokinesis
Alexander Campbell
Will you have a costume?
Colton Davis
>a fucking picnic bar
BEWARE MY POWER A NUTS INSIDE OF SHIT LOOKING BODY!
God, i hope that you have an alergy to peanuts.
Colton Cook
Congrats, user, now you are a Magical girl!
Wyatt Cruz
>cold cheese sandwich
i use harden cheese as armor and weaponry.
Caleb Foster
>lamb
I guess I grow horns and headbutt people now.
Julian Howard
Chicken, rice, and broccoli
gotta stay /fit/
Noah Lee
You are just really useful. As one of the oldest prepared foods you always come in handy.
Guess that would mean kind of like being really resourceful or always just the thing others need.
Nathan Sullivan
Love the enthusiasm.
Henry Brooks
Ok,Anons, I'll need help with this one.
Plov (or as Wikipedia said Pilaf (US spelling) or pilau (UK spelling)). Pretty much It's rice, chicken, carrots, oil and maybe onions.
Nathaniel Cox
>Oats with peach slices.
I can squat 500 times my bodyweight.
Brayden Green
>bean and cheese burrito
I have no clue
Hunter Mitchell
I think I won.
Jordan Morris
>The Power to be very dry, Tough, And mildly spicy
so fire powers?
Alexander Parker
Well, now I am the Assman
>current Yea Forums has it that a thread hits page 10 if it doesn't get a reply in ONE hour
Your thread was shit and deserved to die
Anthony Allen
>Chocolate Brownies in Milk Man
So, my power is to turn things soggy?
Jackson Robinson
>popcorn
I can cause as much wanton destruction as a want now
Jace Smith
>Mentos
So what does that give me?
Elijah Thompson
>Ribs
So, I guess I can suck my own dick?
Isaiah White
>A pepperoni and cheese sandwich
Does that give me the powers of a cow? like the power over cheese and meat products, do i become the Cheese Reaper
Logan Collins
>sunflower seeds
Solar beams are neat.
Levi Nguyen
I ate a banana, so powers like Beast from X-men before he became blue?
Nathaniel Jones
>oreos
I can turn into a black man who acts like the whitest person around?
Alexander Torres
>Yogurt
I can shoot yogurt out of my armpits I guess?
Jeremiah Gutierrez
>Flan
Bouncing powers?
Anthony Green
For a second at the beginning I thought this was commissioned by He Who Must Not Be Named
Mason Hill
Jacob Cooper
Blue berry donuts... Ive got no clue.
Elijah Watson
you have the power to leave people satisfied
Eli Cruz
is yogurt more powerful than lasers?
Josiah Cruz
youre the freshmaker
youre Tom Dubois from the boondocks
you have the strongest bones
youre this guy
Jack Allen
>freshmaker
what does that mean though? What are my powers?
Elijah Bell
Anyone you make out with will have minty fresh breath
Dominic Russell
Any other powers, or just that?
Anthony Williams
Spaghetti with cheese sauce.
Levi Martin
>Costco Deluxe Pizza
So either Destructo Discs or I can get you great prices on good shit.
Benjamin Parker
lol I got nothin
Nolan Nguyen
You get fire powers, but you can only activate them when you say the magic words “you’re toast”! You have difficulty controlling it to a fine degree and frequently over or underdo the enemy that is about to be toast
Matthew Rodriguez
Ability to detect mafia
Henry Mitchell
>glass noodles
I get to become almost, but not quite, invisible, and I have elastic powers
Leo Martin
>cake
The power of diabetes
Nathan Cooper
If I am currently eating does that mean what I'm having now or what I had before this meal?
Levi Gonzalez
Wouldn't be very useful to me. Doesn't sound like it would be useful to anyons but Punisher types since you can't do anything without proof even as a cop and you don't want to accuse people who will make you disappear. Does it work exclusively in person or are photos and online interactions enough?
Bentley Watson
That's not a power user. It has to be at least slightly unrealistic to be a power.
Brody Morris
>Mocha-flavoured Drumstick
Super-stimulant- I can press a button that releases a super-stimulant in my brain, giving me more stamina and energy
Brain freeze- limited telepathy that only allows me to give my enemies brain freezes.
Isaiah Myers
Haven't you played Captain Novolin?
Grayson Walker
>being able to know exactly where someone’s antepolitical alignment lies wouldn’t be useful
Works in person
Zachary Rodriguez
The Bulkinator- can turn any object into many copies of the object, but each object is of inferior quality to the original, and you can’t make the copies dissapear if you wanted them out of the way
Daniel Myers
What use would that possibly serve in normal day scenario? At best you avoid certain people, but unless you live in Italy it's not going to change much. And from what I know everyone in Italy knows who is in mafia, they just can't do anything about it.
John Cooper
Some microwave s'more...
So I guess I control the stay-puft marshmallow man?
Kevin Parker
That's broken as shit, what's the ratio of inferiority/copy iteration?
Benjamin Morris
Lel
Kayden Fisher
What is this reddit tier shit threaD?
Robert Edwards
>tfw I'll never be a magical girl
kill me pete.
Joseph Long
>Belgian style waffle with maple syrup and whipped cream
Prepare to get sticky
Joseph Howard
>cold crumbed crunchy seasoned chicken pieces
uh, I have an endless supply of spices that I use as pocket sand and throw in peoples eyes?
fuck I dunno.
Dylan Jackson
>I don't know how to have fun
Charles Morris
Assemble and disassemble yourself at will.
Chase Rodriguez
>Meatloaf
I imagine I am kind of like MeatWad except I keep my normal form and just stretch into ungodly meatshapes.
Tyler Ortiz
pizza with olives and ricata cheese.
...okay
Bentley Young
Corn chips.