Snakes love music, but cannot afford Spotify.
the garter snake
NEW OGLAF
Gabriel Lewis
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David James
BRING BACK CUMSPRITE!
Sebastian Jenkins
This is so fucking hot
Ayden Richardson
I knew you'd like it.
Easton Young
My fetish.
Evan Green
I stopped reading a bit after the writer killed off the apprentice. They ever bring him back?
Henry Bailey
nah they just do one-offs like OP now
occasionally there'll be a strip that's 2-3 pages but nothing overly contiguous except for the plague doctor bit
Oliver Lee
They get rid of buch Mary Sue bounty hunter and over sexed black girl too? I hated both of them, I guess partly because they took the show from the apprentice.
Wyatt Flores
The way that the fireplace and carpet don’t move much makes it look to me more like the egg slides itself into her face instead of her sliding up to the egg and swallowing it.
Ethan Cooper
what if she sucked it in?
James Foster
Then it’d be a pretty bad sexy snake dance because snakes don’t do that.
Alexander Butler
Well, once it is in their mouth they kind of do. It's all their internal muscles that move shit along right? So the image is kind of like she inched over to it, go it in her mouth and the muscles did the rest.
The real question is how did the egg materialize there?
Eli Nelson
Of course not. They just don't appear as often.
Hunter Cruz
>used to actually be funny and have a story
>is now just one-page strips that rely on sexual humour alone
I get the entire purpose was always sexual humour, but it feels so much more LOLRANDOM and basic compared to the first pages.
Ethan Richardson
>Of course not.
Why of course not? Are these characters actually popular? I can see black girl being so because of smut but how does anyone find bitch buch funny?
Christian Brooks
Keep it away from the Chicken Plague guy
Parker Butler
So she's getting bigger with every shedding right? So he's just got an nine foot tall snake woman in his basement voring rats and other vermin.
Adam Sanders
This strip doesn't even qualify as sex humor.
Zachary Baker
i miss the apprentice
Jaxson Sullivan
do snakes eat eggs?
arent they scared of the egg breaking in their throat and the sharp shell bits poking them inside
Adam Nguyen
Ian Cook
Lots do. youtube.com
One is ever called "egg eating snake"
Jeremiah Cox
Somewhere in the dark,a fat bespectacled man with a fedora (who in the low light of the screen eerily looks like a blue bear) is looking at this short this very instance, breathing fast, his hands moving nervously in his lap...
Chase Cox
They're not white males, of course they'd live.
Luke Morris
They handle it like they do the crushed bones of prey.
Logan James
because they actually are not just the same joke lol he masturbates a lot over and over like whats his face
it was always mostly one offs occasionaly it would cut back to whats his face but it was mostly just one off gags
Hudson Cook
I don't get the appeal of the apprentice. But the black cat doctor sucks, I agree with that.
Carter Turner
She laid it. Only one because she's partially human.
Parker Rogers
The comic is hardly about the apprentice in the first place.
Ryan Scott
This is my fetish.
Caleb Rogers
The non sex focused ones are still good. The sex focused ones were never funny. Oglaf can't into porn comedy.
Adrian Richardson
there are 3 types of oglaf jokes
sexy, but with a sexy twist
sexy, but with a not sexy twist
crazy prompt that is somehow related to fucking
Zachary Perez
Is this LOSS?
Jonathan Scott
What does that make Kronar?
Adam Moore
there's like two levels of alt-text on this comic and they display on different browsers. i'm missing out on a lot of jokes.