This is Greg's wife.
This is Greg's wife
Isaac Diaz
Jack Bennett
You are right
Kevin Myers
I'd be OK with that. She's basically Steven's mom anyway.
Michael Evans
where is her porn with Steven
Jacob Harris
Probably on Paheal.
(...)
Not as much as you'd think.
Landon Jenkins
Colton Myers
Everyone's too busy drawing her fucking Connie.
Jordan Bailey
This is OP
Nicholas Ross
Getting alot of millage out of that image huh?
Cant say i blame you
Jacob Green
>Not as much as you'd think.
that makes me sad
Thomas Edwards
The Steven Universe reddit is even more cancerous than most other reddit generals
Nicholas Jones
He's really dedicated to the cosplay, got the hairline right and everything
Isaiah Roberts
>greg
Why does anyone keep pushing this when there's the rose clone she's been banging and seeing for a couple of seasons.
Tyler Stewart
Because she's a literally who while Greg is a major character
Landon Mitchell
No, that is Steven’s free use cum receptacle
Isaiah Sanchez
Pearl has only ever shown disdain towards greg while greg just finds her uncomfortable due to "stealing" rose from her. They've had some scenes trying to mend that shit but nothing overly romantic
Lucas Stewart
reminder that if you post SU without eyelashes you are a filthy redditor and need to go back.
Ethan Foster
pearl was clearly teasing greg when she did rainbow quartz with rose.
They are both suffering at the lost of someone they deeply cared about, and they both have realised they care about steven pretty much the same way. Their bond is probably of one the strongest in the series.
Austin Parker
>pearl was clearly teasing greg when she did rainbow quartz with rose.
Yeah she was showing off trying to one up greg with a display of their strong bond. Show him she can do with rose that greg could never hope to achieve.
>Their bond is probably of one the strongest in the series.
Good lord where is this delusion coming from?
Liam Rogers
If Pearl fell for a red-blooded male, would she subconsciously gain more femininity with each reconstruction to please him?
Carter White
I don't see a marriage certificate so that classification wouldn't be valid in my state.
Lucas Allen
>Good lord where is this delusion coming from?
gentlemen, have you ever had a girl open up her most deep feelings and suffering to you?
They both understand each other in what matters most.
Ethan Bailey
Because mystery dyke sucks and greg deserves to get gem pussy again.
In mr greg she wanted the universe cock
Leo Brooks
That isn't Jasper though?
Nathan Lewis
Rebecca apparently hated mystery girl.
And since Zuke got the boot it's likely she'll never appear again.
Lincoln Torres
Because Rose is a genuinely awful person but was the most important person to both Greg and Pearl.
Nathaniel Hughes
>Rebecca apparently hated mystery girl.
Based
Liam Ward
>Rebecca apparently hated mystery girl.
Owen Hall
Yeah I've never heard this either. I wouldn't doubt she was just a plot device to help Pearl move forward and learn to get along with humans more though.
She may also be Kevin's ex if S = Sabina
Nicholas Perez
I never thought about it before but with all the recent eyelash-posting I guess it might explain why I liked this scene visually so much.
Brody Reyes
*property
Julian Butler
It's a shame that episode got overshadowed by ASPR because they're both pretty great.
Isaiah Brooks
I can easliy say that his cosplay and physique is more accurate than 80% or Pearl cosplayers.
Jace Anderson
>plot device
>in Steven Universe
Nope. Every character we've seen so far has been related with each other (except for that awful Onion crew) She'll definitely appear in S6.
Landon Wood
>The Sky Arena is where some of the first battles for Earth were fought. It was here that I learned of the human concept of a knight.
Rose's rebellion began approx. 6000 years ago. Knights and their chivalric code are a very specific Western European class of warriors that had a slow evolution relying on very specific events and ideas unfolding and following one another in a linear progression (the collapse of Rome, the rise of feudalism, Christianity, etc.). How could Pearl know what a knight was in ~4000 BC? Around that time is when Egypt and Sumer first started writing things down in hieroglyphics and cuneiform. This bothers me so much more than it should.
Ian Collins
1. Steven Universe doesn't take place in our universe, most of Russia is gone, for example, and
2. She didn't say those two things happened at the same time.
Michael Thompson
But that's not Amy
Mason Russell
I'm fine with it either way, just not something I see happening right away. Open to being proven wrong though.
There's no religion in SU. History could be completely different re: knighthood and so on.
Joseph Collins
She literally appeared for one episode and then never again.
That would make a lot of sense if she did, considering MG's very existence spits in the face of Pearl's character development.
Connor Allen
>I wouldn't doubt she was just a plot device to help Pearl move forward and learn to get along with humans more though.
That first part's more or less Greg's role but IIRC the second part was what MG was for. I also remember hearing that the crew only intended for her to appear in that one episode which would explain she's only had a single non-speaking cameo since Last One Out of Beach City.
>There's no religion in SU.
You're slightly off on that statement, Rebecca said Abrahamic religions and their associated holidays don't exist in the SU universe.
Jason Anderson
>Rebecca said Abrahamic religions and their associated holidays don't exist in the SU universe
So...does everyone worship the one true god, Ahura Mazda?
William Morgan
You spelled Steven wrong
Jackson Jenkins
MG is just to get Pearl interacting with humans and Pearl likes big Pink ladies. In a later episode in the following season we see inside her gem and she has like a dozen phone numbers from different people so it probably just fizzled out.
Nathan Powell
>You're slightly off on that statement, Rebecca said Abrahamic religions and their associated holidays don't exist in the SU universe.
God i wish i lived their on that earth
Eli Murphy
I think they worshipped the Gems which is why thr fusions take inspiration from Hindu goddesses. You know like Stargate and Egyptians. But they never really did anything with it so lol.
Andrew Robinson
We would have to work on Sundays
Isaac White
Dont care, wouldnt have to deal with christfags, mudshits, or heebs, sounds like paradise
Brody Cruz
FAT
GEM
ASS
Lincoln Brooks
No you'd just have to remember the 1001 gods of the Celestial Bureaucracy and Rama help you if mix up the God of Plentiful Food with the God of Plentiful Diarrhea
Carter Hall
Based if true, Zuke contributed nothing of value to Steven Universe.
Easton Powell
Again, better then dealing with christ nuts and mudslimes
Easton Evans
No, they'd still exist, just use different gods to justify why you should suffer and die.
Daniel James
Nope, just Gregg's next victim..
Levi Jackson
NEED more naked SUGAR..NOW!
Josiah Thomas
Not a naked sugar but have a lewd sugar
Brody Perez
Cute.
Grayson Garcia
Thats a sexy peridot, can i have the sauce please?
Brody Carter
I always figured that in SU’s universe human culture was inspired by Gem culture. Therefore the concept of chivalry and knighthood would be ideas human beings appropriated from Gems.
Samuel Rivera
PaHeal Rule34
>I like my Gems...Plain.
Nathan Gonzalez
Logan Hernandez
Cmon main plz tell me the artist at least
Ethan Rogers
I want a fat guy to hug me like that :(
Jack Martinez
>want a fat guy to hug me like that :(
Im overweight, wheres your address cutie
Camden Gutierrez
no this is
Matthew Phillips
Is that this guy?
Jordan Sanders
she is MY WIFE you dumb cuck fuck off get the fuck out of my board
Jaxson Green
that's me, I even have a painting in oil of Pearl, I did not finish it because at that moment I was in Mexico, and that year I left there, she IS MINE
Jace Price
Kyder
Elijah Hall
so did the guy actually kill himself?
Nathaniel Brooks
I'm alive dumb, tomorrow I will send images of my Pearl collection, I had a picture of "do it for her" but it was eaten by a rabbit, I still have more
Anthony Edwards
5he namefagging doesn't surprise me, but brie Larson? You cheating on pearl? Shame
Ryan Miller
the real question is how long until Steven gets a little sister
Jayden Barnes
Hey buddy, busted a fat nut over my pearl plush last night, shit was so cash
Robert Hernandez
>namefag
>Brie Larson
>not even loyal to his "waifu"
you disgust me and should consider becoming an hero