MEANWHILE AT THE LEGION OF DOOM
MEANWHILE AT THE LEGION OF DOOM
Benjamin Sanders
Jackson Adams
Guy's i dont think my ass can take much more.
Gavin Hughes
Pathetic..
Carson Brown
'Ey yo Legion of uh...Dooms or whatevs.
Yous ready for a more 'edgy' approach to the whole villain gig thing?
Billy the Beaut is your man, gabagool.
Hunter Miller
Which one of you took my mower?
Matthew Gray
Ah did ya fookin wanka, not get off mah lawn before I get the stick.
Henry Sanchez
POCKET SAND!
Samuel Morales
MANTA IS A STUPID FUCKING NIGGER! HAHAHAHA
Benjamin Lee
Hey guys, I have the most totally awesome idea, we should do one of those team-up things...we can plan out the ideas over Bocce or brunch, what do you say?
Gabriel Scott
Dale, he's wearing goggles.
Nicholas Brown
PESTICIDE ATTACK!
Jason Edwards
Uh, how flammable is that stuff, you have a lot cigarette.
Isaac Miller
Who wants to know?
Jose Kelly
Hi there, We got a delivery for a guy named Darkseid...
Matthew Lewis
He is in the hospital after he broke his neck again, from falling down the stairs.
I think it happened 2 or 3 times now
Brayden Wood
SILENCE! I have returned to take command of this paltry gathering you call a 'Legion'. Kneel before Dar-*Trips down stairs*
youtu.be
Angel Lewis
Jeremiah Mitchell
Starting to turn into a habbit it seems.
Perhaphs old rock face should ditch that anti life gimmick and go fight stairs
Christopher Moore
Gordon, are you from this thread?
Nathan Smith
What the fuck am I even doing here?
Nathaniel Turner
You and the bald guy promised you’d play puppets with me. Where is he anyway?
Jose Lopez
Did that...meatball just talk?
Who...no...I mean...what are you?
Josiah White
Good morning everyone! It's always nice to start a day off with a bit of exercise and live target practice with prisoners. Now, who saw the news last night?
Is that a pile of talking meat?
Aaron Scott
I’m Meatwad
Nathaniel Gomez
Yessum
Jace Collins
Why yes.
I'm everywhere and I'm asking you to rape the joker.
Gabriel Lopez
Well....Ok then.
Ryan Perry
I haven't seen any news lately. Truth is, J'onn J'onzz, otherwise known as the Martian Manhunter in the JLA, referred to me here as to my understanding that a ripple has occurred back in early May. I've been out of commission, but before we get to that, I want to introduce myself.
My name is Dr. Occult (first DC hero before Superman (i.e. 1935)) and I've been investigating a case of a man named "Jim Gordon." It seems that the green alien in that alcove may have been telepathically speaking to him, but as far as I know, nothing's been working.
There have been news of multiverses crossing over, as such the case with you two and many others including a fictional marvel character named "Thanos" of whom Jim stole the gauntlet from according to my notes.
Any idea on where that might lead?
My colleagues Nightshade and Detective Chimp will be here shortly to further investigate so any at all information regarding the incident before and after May 7th would be helpful.
Samuel Morales
Hehehe
Noah Ward
You may not have noticed but I am the brother of J'onn J'onnz and unlike him, I'm immune to fire and am capable of shapeshifting into anyone, including this so called "Joker."
But first, I need to catch up with you on what happened between May and today.
Easton Gomez
>Forgot to include pic
Xavier Foster
Do what now?
Sebastian Powell
You look like the kind of girl that seems suitable to hang with me. Wang Fire
Leo Walker
Help. Me. Understand. Gordon's. Condition.
That's all I ask. Just tell me everything you know about him, especially between May 7th and June 30th for any previous boards.
Or maybe Jim would like to ask. How about it?
Josiah Cox
W-w-what do you mean happened in may?
N-nothing bad happened.
Also youre hired
Jayden Ross
Goddamit, how do you shits keep getting in here! Tell my brother to stop crying for mommy and that I'm winning the Miss Yea Forumslympus. Out! Out! OUT!
Brody Price
>Forgot to include pic again
Thomas Morgan
Si
Connor Roberts
I see. Do what now?
Jordan Cruz
HOLY SHIT
JOKER RUN!
Hudson Clark
Now now, calm your tits my dear.
We can have plenty of that action in the bedroom
John Green
My God, you didn't even see the link, did you?
You caused a hole in time, a break in the fabric of reality.
THIS IS PROOF:
Dominic Cruz
Azula babe, relax in a few hours we are going to win that competition.
The we are going to that mouse house and burn it to the ground
Logan Hughes
Joker isn't here, Batman...I am...for my name is Malefic and I'm capable of ruining your reality. The Justice League have already been mopped up...and so will you...as your JOKER!
Jackson Williams
Now where is our good buddy manta, i hope he got us a good ride
Zachary Bennett
Ooh lookey here. And i thought you white martians got wiped out
Anthony Cooper
If I wanted to fuck a real man, I'd go for Lobo.
See, the main man gets it. Now we've got wait for Airy and Manta to show up and then we'll rock and roll. I heard on the news it's opened at 5 pm, and we've got Yea Forums heroes showing up too like the blue rat and the fat Italian plumber.
Mason Jackson
>Teleports behind you: Nothin' personnel kid.
>Knocks out Lobo from behind
P.S. Lobo, you're sitting in it
>Activates remote control button, sending the legion of doom's lair into orbit/space
Adrian Edwards
You ain’t never gonna break my man, , pig. You best watch yo’ self
Henry Perez
Listen up here punk!
It was the Joker who did all that not me!
Now take care of him before I loose my erection
Grayson Gonzalez
APPA, GET TO IT
Eli Cruz
Shoot, what’s with me forgetting my image like some basic honkey? Boxy Brown can’t ki
Mason Price
...
Christopher Baker
Naw your ass is not the same..good bey lads I'm of to jerk my dick alone again.
Dylan Moore
What?
Regardless, I still need to conduct an investigation. While we're all launching into orbit into the atmosphere of space.
In fact, what are we even all doing here?
But regardless, just tell me the truth.
Leo Phillips
It’s Halloween, fool.
Jace Ross
Setting coordinates to Apokolips.
Prepare for lightspeed...
>FTL activates
Blake Cox
>In fact, what are we even all doing here?
Bitching about people, each other, stupid flying buffaloes, and planning to fuck up the house of mouse. Also eating all of the cakes Luthor stole
Benjamin Wilson
Lost
Jaxson Bell
Poyo?.. Poyo Poyo!
Brandon Martin
>Meanwhile at Apokolips
Excellent. Now we can lure Gordon, Batman, Joker and the others while our bait will have already dealt with the rest.
As new ruler of Apokolips (after Darkseid fell down some stairs and Mr. Miracle and New Genesis's reinforcements are all but disintegrated), I find it best to prepare ourselves for the beginning of the end...
Austin Cooper
See thats why i like ya princess.
Manta my man. Good idea.
We got missles on this thing? Or should we just trow luthor at them?
John Hill
The only thing we're throw down is you!
Wait, that didn't come out right...
But wait, what is this place? And why and where are we moving to?
Ian Jenkins
I dont think you ever get something out of the commish,he has become as stubborn as the bat over the years.
Also may I stay?
I brought snacks.
Jaxon Smith
Throw Luthor at them. That'll way we'll kill two idiots for the price of one.
Colton Green
Awww he's cute.
New management huh. Hope you make that dump look better then old rock face did.
Samuel Reed
Calm down, Baldy
James Harris
>Meanwhile, in the outer reaches of Space
Man, this sucks. Patrolling across the galaxy only to search for nothin'. It'd be a real shame if I run into somebody bad like the Lobo again. But this time, I came prepared.
>Activates radio transmission from Oa in ready of a possible pursuit from an unidentified aircraft.
Game, set, and match.
Adrian Scott
Another baldy?
Sheesh is it a thing or something? Oh wait i get it luthor fan boys.
I love how you think princess
Charles Jenkins
Harvey, we've talked out this before. Need I remind you about your little "ahem" affair?
Plus, mostly everbody from Earth is dead so we're only winging it until we get somewhere.
Ryder Morgan
maybe building giant robots that are made out of metal to hunt down mutant is a bad idea.
Thomas Martin
Hiya guys! What are we doing today?
Samuel Foster
Ok team, you've heard the signal from Guy. There's no doubt that Batman, Gordon, and the Joker are all on that ship.
Let's roll out!
Kevin Morris
Like I said before he forced me too.
Said something about joker,justice,the book.
Dunno if he meant the bible or something.
But if you ask me the got one hell of a fetish.
Daniel Fisher
Guy old pal. Did you move your space bar to this place?
Levi Diaz
It "doesn't" matter which sick fetish or game Gordon got into you now.
What matters is that we'll finally get a chance to solve this multiverse crisis before it goes out of hand.
Dylan Bennett
I heard there is somewhat of a hunt, whats in it for the one catching the prey?
Josiah Jenkins
Hehe bueno
Jackson Smith
Don’t worry gang. I’ll stop them. Sic’ em Hand Banana
Kevin Green
Aren't you a cute little thing.
Jeremiah Flores
Actually, I figured that me and the boys go for a round or two on the ol' steamboat you're riding on and whatever
Ready, men?
David Perez
Ah great even the avatar shows up. You better not ruin my dress
Joseph Foster
NO. I JUST GOT DONE FIXING UP THIS PLACE
Juan Gomez
Tonight... you four.
Gavin Young
IMPOSTOR! WHAT SPIRITS DAMMED MONSTROSITY ARE YOU!
Justin Bennett
Fine with me. I get to play with this ring again.
Looking fine there babe
Zachary Lewis
>Stops time
That is ENOUGH! All of you ceasefire IMMEDIATELY!
I am Metron. A current resident of the former New Genesis. Darkseid debilitated our forces and Highfather and Orion are nowhere to be seen.
I sense that your ship is plotting a course towards Apokolips and I demand that such a decision would greatly be proven to be catastrophic.
Now, where is Luthor? I need to speak to him...
Chase Wilson
Luthor... I trew him out of the airlock
Jace Wright
I’ll call him.
(...)
He says he’s gonna murder
David Diaz
>Falls out of the locker.
FINALLY, SKELETOR KEPT ME LOCKED IN HERE FOR WAY TOO LONG AFTER THE GREYSKULL BOMBIN---WHY ARE WE IN SPACE, BEASTMAN DOESNT UNDERSTAND.
Blake Johnson
It seems you pose far greater power than significantly anticipated. But what are Luthor's whereabouts? He's the key to all of this.
William Wright
Look I have survived a lot of shit in gotham but I WONT go into that area.
Good luck with your solving thing but I'm outta here.
Mason Miller
Very well then. Then that's where I'll look for Luthor...
>Teleports to Gotham and time resumes
Parker Perez
Meanwhile at the factory of doom....
Ryan Brown
W-What just happened?
Oliver Turner
Venture is MINE.
Camden Nguyen
Your weakness to yellow is being exploited...
Austin Brown
I believe the so called Hand Banana has beaten you and you're compatriots, Hal. How does defeat and humiliation taste, Hal? You're our prisoner now!
Brody Lopez
M-mommy
Nolan Walker
Yes, Hal. Mommy's home and you've been a bad boy. However, I won't hurt you, much, if you tell me the secret of those rings.
Adam Morales
Most powerful weapon in the universe . If you can overcome great fear and have great will, you can use one.
Jace Edwards
Look how small the world is. Never ceases to amaze me how at a cosmic scale, they're all just ANTS
Carson Wood
Robert Cruz
Hey cumskin jim is looking for you
Brody Hall
I'm back with the Poonhound all clean and ready to..... where the fuck did Lobo go?
Azula what the hell happened to Lobo?
Carson Kelly
Well hello, so when is the fiesta so we can wreck the hou- wait, aren't you one of skeletor's minions?
Jose Wood
Damn, it's taking them a while to get here.
Darkseid...can I do it? Can I rule the universe? Is it possible for the Anti-Life Equation to be mine to rule?
Am I...are we...going to win...someday? One day?
If Darkseid is no more, then Kanto Is...
Nolan Ortiz
Sorry fella. You goin’ down
Luis Morgan
Cute.
>Kicks Gun off of Meatwad from whence he teleported and smashes him down, killing him.
Kalibak, here's your lunch.
But before that, I want to provide a toast to Gordon's soon to be demise:
youtube.com
>Sing-A-Long
And now, the end is near....
Ryder Cox
>Eats Meatwad to bits on the floor while singing-a-long
And so I face, the final curtain...
>SING-A-LONG EVERYBODY!
Jose James
Got no idea. He's probably killing someone for fun. After all, can't spell slaughter without laughter!
Nolan Price
I did, what I had to do....
David Thomas
...
Camden Lewis
You may have beaten Meatwad, but you can’t beat Mr Mister.
*drowns Kalibak the jobber*
Michael Bailey
Fair enough. So about those posters...
Yeah I spread them around most of the world I could get too, you know cause Lex's tech can do that, and those posters are gaining a mostly positive traction. Except Republic City, their Avatar can fuck off. Gorilla City was also a no poster zone as well. Same with Wakanda, we support all black people my ass.
So how's spreading info on your Miss Yea Forums campaign going?
Jackson Stewart
Sadly not the best. Zuzu is a tool and is trying to take down my posters even when most of Fire Nation is behind me, I also went into the Council of Waifu's and got into a fight with this horned person called Soraka I believe. Doesn't matter, when the fiesta opens tonight I'll see the competition and then I can ramp up the jargon.
I've heard a woman named Peni Parker is coming to compete, and alot of people like her. Who's is this woman?
Owen Flores
So is the green guy your boyfriend now?
Julian Jackson
We're Not Dating.
Or at least, I think so.
>NobutreallydoesAzulalikeMalefic.jpg
Luis Martin
No! What? Where did you get that idea?
Easton Rogers
He was calling you Mommy. I know what that means because Mr Luthor let me see his porn.
Owen Murphy
......
Well it's time to work double time now.
If Peni Parker is coming to this I am going to work my ass off to make sure you win Miss Yea Forums. Loli Spider-Man is popular as Fuck. We gotta make you just as popular, even if it means we have to grovel at your brother's feet to get his support. I'm not saying we have to. But there is a possibility.
Now if you excuse me, I am going to try to talk to the Black Panther again. Maybe if I offer him Atlantean tech, I might get a few posters in Wakanda.
Luke Rogers
Oh, no he's a prisoner I'm going to torture. That's all. I've got my eye on someone else. Now, what does Luthor have in his porn collection?
David Baker
What is this place? Interesting.
Charles Jackson
Ohhhhhhhhh, I see what you mean. Sorry about the confusion. It's hard to keep track of who's who when you're...green.
Charles Barnes
So you're single and into green guys?
If I wasn't married- wait...am I still married?
Jeremiah Collins
He’s got all theses pictures of Superman. ‘Xcept he only wearing his cape. He’s got a big peepee
Julian Miller
It’s our Home fool. We watch TV, and eat cookies sometimes.
Jacob Williams
>Nobody is into green girls
Jace Jackson
Why am I not surprised?
Aiden Sullivan
Have you tried Shatner?
Easton Moore
Tell me more. I cannot do that myself because there is some interference with my powers. It's possible there is a device here that prevents me from foreseeing the future and the past.
Brandon Scott
Well, there’s this bald guy, he likes pee pees of superheroes so maybe you and him can be friends. There’s this robot guy, he hates fish. There’s this girl and she burns stuff. There’s this hairy guy I think is high cuz his eyes are red. And there’s this yellow guy who yells a lot. Guess that’s why he’s yellow.
Jackson Thomas
Thank you very much. Do you know where to find Adrian Weidt aka Ozymandias? He is blonde, wearing golden and pink clothes. He is trying to nuke this so called Legion of Doom, so he could be the only villain to compete in...what's that called? Mr and Ms Yea Forumslympus?
Connor Ramirez
I think I saw him fighting Lex.
Gavin Lewis
>Meanwhile in Aku's Castle.
Hey... Aku... My main man... My home boy.... OK let's just get straight to the point, look how many connections do you have?
Because I really need all the help I can get, and I can't believe I am saying this, Aku.... I need your help.... I think I puked a little inside.
Grayson Anderson
>He’s got all theses pictures of Superman. ‘Xcept he only wearing his cape. He’s got a big peepee
Jason Allen
B O O M.
Jason Cook
Aku I know you are not Fucking Dead! I also know you can hear me! SO RISE AND SHINE YOU STUPID TREE! I AM HERE TO ASK FOR YOUR HELP DAMMIT! IT'S ABOUT MISS Yea Forums AND MR. Yea ForumsLYMPUS AND HOW WE ARE GOING TO SCREW LEX OVER WITH IT!
Sebastian Anderson
I’M HERE TO PUT AN END TO YOUR EVIL
David Powell
Excuse, but could you keep it down. Im making a souffle
Luke Flores
What is it now you autistic sea man!?
Can't you see I am busy doing commercials for my new products?!
I am literally filming here!!!
Asher Brown
It’s true! He done messed up my shot!
Hunter Miller
Well then... um.... I just wanted your help to get Azula and Lobo to be Miss and Mr Yea Forums this year.
You know because you got your votes stolen by the original handler of the competition and they were handed over to Cap. I mean there was a chance for you to be Mr. Yea Forumslympus. Thus making you the first legit villain to win.
Well I am here to fix that by promoting Azula and Lobo to win this year's competitions.
And I need your to spread their campaign around.
I mean you do have all the connections... plus we get to screw Lex over.
Jacob Thomas
And what do I, Aku, The Shape Shifting Master of Darkness, The Shogun of Sorrow, The Ultimate Evil, gain from all of this?
Bentley Adams
I'll have them promote your products and appear in a few commercials.
Adam Nelson
DONE!
From this day forth, I Aku will support... whoever you want to be Mr and Ms Yea Forums in exchange for product placement!
MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
You should carry this box with you. Make sure they at least use my products while cameras are rolling.
Owen Taylor
So, what am I promoting?
Brody Hill
Look I know you are mad but like I said, we have to suck some dicks in order in order to gain some votes.
Well let's have a look in this box. We seem have some huge ass cigars. Lobo will like that. Some sodas, if they suck, I will go ahead and drink them all. And Aku based attire.
OK you definitely have a reason to be mad at me.
Brandon Gray
Do not fall for jordans bad acting. He is simply doing that so he can be close to his boyfriend sinestro
Carson Wright
Those cigars better be good quality.
Leave it to manta and aku.
Not like that weak baldy luthor has any chance
Jack Ramirez
Is there some sort of story arc happening here?
Jaxson Ramirez
Why doesn't Green Arrow love me?
Jayden Myers
You going down boy. Moon Master gonna take you down.
Daniel Howard
Good idea, Lobo.
Actually the attire isn't that bad, but it makes head look too big.
Isaiah Baker
There are some things I need to do before I go, you interfere my work. Begone, please.
"teleports you near the Sun"
Camden Perez
Aw, Dizamn
Julian Scott
Well, at least you're wearing pants now. That's good.
Jonathan Edwards
well ya see, we where told there would be a mr and ms Yea Forums competition on this day
naturally the main man signed up and will win.
for the ladies it's clear as day that azula will win.
aku and my buddy manta will see to that.
After that, we are going to this house of mouse club house and burn it to the ground.
Aiden Adams
Is the blue guy gonna kill us?
Alexander Bennett
Nah. He's just being mysterious and throwing cunts into the sun.
Dylan Morris
why would the main man be afraid of some over grown smurf.
i can regenerate from a single drop of blood and i'm as strong as super man.
hell last i heard the blue guy is afraid of super man
Cameron Campbell
So what's the time we burst into the house? I'm all set for the earth and Yea Forums conquest for the evil horde
Seems like there have been some difficulties in your plan but that is fine.
Perhaps aku should have given you the outfits that his "daughters" have.
Julian Rivera
Perhaps he should of, but still it's not that bad. That cultist outfit he has is quite cute, I might try to wear that one next time.
Xavier Evans
His daughters were fucking naked.
Samuel Myers
bidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidi
Nicholas Harris
Hey ghidorah! Want to wreck the house of mouse with us?
Nicholas Ross
bidi
Ian Phillips
I was wondering when you would show up, Ghidorah. Any idea where Airy is? Also are you coming to the so called Fiesta at the House of Mouse?
Ayden King
bidibidibidibidi
Jeremiah Carter
WHO SPREAD THE RUMOR I WATCHED GAY PORN OF SUPERMAN?!
Mason Turner
BIDIDIDIDI
(IMPOSTER.)
Colton Clark
bidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidi
Liam Walker
we even recored it.
it's gonna play on the big screen during the competition
lex luthor the pansy jerks off to gay superman porn
Noah Roberts
Bidididididididididdidi!
(YOU DINT EVEN HAVE OUR TRANSLATOR YOU MOOK. CLAYFACE IS THAT YOU TRYING TO BE FUNNY AGAIN? DID YOU LOCK US IN THE GENERATOR ROOM YESTERDAY?!)
Thomas Davis
It started when we saw you watching gay porn of superman
Charles Reed
bidibidibidibidi
Wyatt Green
Okay clayface cut the act
Daniel Cooper
WAS IT LOBO?! DID HE DO THIS TO SABOTAGE ME?!
James Johnson
Bidididibididi
(It seemed to be the only way to get you to pay attention to the organization again. This place has gone to hell, Lex.)
BIDIDIDIDIDI
(You having a fucking giggle m8?!)
Asher Parker
I'm telling you Bruce Tim Luthor. No one here respects the genius that is us.
Jonathan Hughes
bidibidibidididi.
Andrew Richardson
BIDIDIDIDIDIBIDIDIDI
(Inarticulate yelling)
Isaiah Ward
Stop, you guys are too much. I've got a fiesta to prepare for and you guys......AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Robert Peterson
So when is the competition starting? The Main Man is ready to receive his prize!
Cameron Gomez
bidibidibidibidi
Ian Stewart
lobo wasn't involved, but goddamn lex that was the most disgusting shit i've ever seen.
and i've seen joker try to give the bat a blowjob, even that didn't compare.
Owen Mitchell
Lobo, you bastard! You ruined my chances!
Nathan Cruz
Bididididi
(Wait a fuckin- RODAN YOU WEASELY LITTLE SHIT)
Connor Roberts
It was me, the Plum! Not Meatwad.
Owen Sullivan
ghidorahs yous a bitch and i'm gonna piss in your drink at the fiesta for fucking up my volcano.
Aiden Allen
The Main Man has better things to do then to bother filming you jerking of to big blue.
The Main Man is going to win fair and square....and if that doesn't work i'll just frag the intire competition.
Because no one is gonna stop the Main Man from winning that prize and then going with Azula to wreck that mouse club!
Austin Perry
September Lobo. We're just meeting other competitors today. And possibly burning the house down.
Lex we always knew you were gay for Superman. It's OK if you want to bone him. Besides this will not destroy your chances of winning... but it will be a great joke for us to keep bringing up.
Now if you don't mind I'm getting the Poon Magnet ready. We're going to a Fiesta.
Jaxson Barnes
BIDIDIDIDIBIDI
(WE WILL BITCH SLAP YOU LIKE WE DID IN MEXICO YOU LITTLE TURNCOAT.)
Jason King
WHY?!
Evan Nelson
THEN IT IS SETTLED, WERE GOING TOMTHE FIESTA! If your all wondering where airy is, she's with the other horde members, I've already told her the plan. Also beastman apologies for screwing up attempting to blow up greyskull.
Brandon Sanders
hmmm and here i thought people said the competition would be today?
Oh well at least we can still burn that mouse club down. ain't that right manta
Colton Taylor
You ate my cookie, bitch. Now everyone know you a gay boy. And a butt pirate. Fudge you, butthole.
Sebastian Wilson
Bidididibidi
(You remembered to tell her not to invite anyone weird again right? You know she likes inviting weirdos to social events to watch people be uncomfortable.)
Connor Hernandez
You have a small dick and i'm gonna tell everyone you jerk off to mothra in secret.
Justin Martinez
>And possibly burning the house down.
More like possibly not burning the house down. Now, I need to get ready and get my best clothes on. After all, I can't woo peasants if I look like a peasant.
Nolan Nguyen
I wasn't there the first time, in fact I'm fairly new to the legion, now then who DID she invite last year in particular?
Oliver Davis
Yeah that's right Lobo.
Bentley Hill
G: I think Rodan is drunk again
M: isn't he Always?
Jackson Wright
I better get in shape.
Jordan Edwards
ALRIGHT NOBODY MOVE! WE ARE GONNA KILL LUTHOR AND MANTA!
Justin Sanders
Hey there
Juan Allen
Wh-wa-whu-we-what is going on in here?
Ian Scott
(Bidididibididi
(She invited that weird mother fucker Freaky Fred. You ever see an entire party's spines collectively shudder at the word naughty? We have.)
Bididididi
(Big talk coming from the kaiju that sucked all six of our dongs on top of his shitty volcano.)
Brandon Howard
Greetings, Legion! Your leader and benefactor has arrived to spread the joy of Warworld.
By the way, to whoever left the message on my answering machine that said this meeting was on Krypton: You're not funny.
Wait, there's some sort of competition going on? This is the perfect opportunity to advertise Warworld to the Earthlings. But I need a competitor willing to sell their soul and become a walking commercial. But who would do that all for some currency?
Lobo! I have a job for you.
Jayden Edwards
Well said bane
Connor Gutierrez
Sounds like someone I would have disposed of had I been present, I don't fear typical weak human's. Now if you'd excuse me, I'm meeting up with airy and the rest to head to the house, see you later.
Justin Turner
AY TONE WHAT THE FUCK'S GOIN' ON IN HERE
Jacob Thompson
>Meanwhile at The House of Mouse
Jason Wright
Bidididibidi
(Oh any of us could've killed him, but the guy is just fucking off putting to the point that you don't even want to be near him. Anyway, we'll see you at the party.)
Adam Jackson
Meatwad told everybody Lex is gay and now he’s probably gonna lose Mr Yea Forumslympus. Also a blue guy is going around and might kill somebody
Aiden Gomez
Who is this darkseid knock off?
The main man already has plans with azula and manta and some others to wreck a club house owned by the mouse.
Dylan Collins
Should this be its own thread?
Ethan Hill
Food check.
Cartoons check.
Seats check.
Oh Gosh guys, it's been so long since we used this place. What if they think this place is just too childish.
We're about two hours away until we open the door and I still don't feel prepared!
It will be. Just bumping up the image limit here so we may proceed to the upcoming thread.
Ryan Scott
eh hehehe I had that guy pinned for a fag as soon as I saw him
Carter Morales
you better not mess this up rodent.
This will be some high class people coming this time.
I didn't send donald and the others to get them for nothing!
Jayden Gray
My club soda is flat
Carter Evans
He'll probably use this to secure the gay vote for his run for president. And use them to rile the SJWs to defend him if he loses
Oliver Young
I know sir!
I have even hired the best security that we could afford. In case anything were to go wrong. You see I hired Mario and Sonic to help us out this year. I'm sure with them nothing will go wrong.
Xavier Brown
Hello, Mr Luthor. I need to find Adrian Veidt, aka Ozymandias. I heard one of you were busy fighting him. Where can I find him?
Adrian Gray
Guess who’s done got himself in shape, you wanna come, Lex? You could wear a rainbow dress.
Anthony Martin
Jordan Brown
He said something about having to do it all over again. I wasn’t paying attention, this asshole told everyone I was gay
Sebastian Collins
Excuse me, why should I fear you? You're just a strong termite for me, even with your regeneration. By the way, your healing factor is very interesting, I need to study this.
Christian Jenkins
Alright, I'm here. What's the-oh for fucks sake. Why do you guys pull this idiocy when nobody intelligent is here?
Joseph Baker
Name 10 stupid things we did
Dominic Phillips
Well to help her out, we decided to be endorsed by Aku products.
Luke Brown
I only need the one: Inviting Gordon.
Anthony Watson
He is trying to kill you all, so he could be the one who saved the Earth from you all and then be the only competitor from the side of villains in Mr Yea Forumslympus.
Carson Ortiz
OH there you are, I thought you were with the horde, were actually leaving now to the house and maybe burn it down. Come along!, oh and ghidorah said not to invite anyone weird this time.
Christian Turner
i heard you shit yourself when you heard superman was coming for ya!
Dylan Russell
Miss me with that gay shit you three headed golden fag.
Zachary Thompson
How we gonna stop him, Mr Blue Man?
Andrew Clark
> I thought you were with the horde, were actually leaving now to the house and maybe burn it down. Come along!, oh and ghidorah said not to invite anyone weird this time.
Fucking finally. Also, Ghidorah isn't one to talk given that one of his heads is literally retarded.
Eli Walker
Hey wait Airy I thought you were on our team?
Bentley Harris
he will stop comming if you molest the clown
Mason King
Bididididi
(At least we didn't think it was a good idea to invite some creepy ass barber. The head's attached, what's your excuse for bringing Freaky Fred?)
Angel Morales
I flip flop depending on the moment. Mostly though, I just want to burn something to the ground. This is as good an excuse as any.
Also, I'm inviting Pennywise. Just a heads up.
Ew, gross.
Fred is a charming and upstanding young man. I do not see what is wrong with him in the slightest.
Ryder Evans
Remember! A vote for Azula means a vote for progress!
>This advertisement was brought to by Aku's THICC line of outfits! Buy It now! Unless you're a FOOLISH SAMURAI!
Hudson Wilson
I don't know who said that to you, but I didn't do that because I cannot "shit" my pants, since I'm not a human but something more.
Also, what about aliments you should have paid to your "daughter" named Crush? Also I've just recreated your Czarnian race, because of the magic of your atoms. You are welcome. Appreciate this present.
Hudson Fisher
Would anyone like to attend Blotcon?
Angel Gonzalez
Don't you guys think you've been making too many threads in quick succession?
Cooper Gray
No
Elijah Campbell
>Who is this darkseid knock off?
Your words are hurtful but technically accurate. I will pay you five million credits to sellout and advertise Warworld: The Happiest Place in the Galaxy(TM)
>endorsed by Aku products.
Damn it! That was my plan with Warworld. Why am I always so derivative of other villains?
Jayden Rivera
>That was my plan with Warworld. Why am I always so derivative of other villains?
You aren't proactive enough in the industry. You need to really go out and make a name for yourself.
Jordan Miller
You. GO AWAY!!!!
"disintegrating them"
Luke Russell
(I forgot the photo, oh hell)
Ian Cook
Yeah Lobo is on our team as well Mongul.
Team up with Lex... or Hord... or someone else who isn't taken and can legally take part of the Yea Forums games.
Xavier Nguyen
You're right, Jerry. I know, I'll build 4 robotic tentacles and call myself Dr. Octopus!
>Lex
The one who was watching gay porn of Superman? I'll pass but this Hord guy...
Bentley Howard
I'm here, I was caught up... "bowling", yes bowling, and...
Faker, I'm the real monarch, imposter!
Charles Rogers
Would you look at that, my takeout delivery is here. C´MERE PIGGY.
Henry Moore
buddy you are talking to a guy who can regenerate from a single drop of blood.
One who can not be killed because both heaven and hell have banned him entry.
The main man ain't afraid of a blue smurf like you.
And thx for the present now i can improve on how to wipe them all out again, last time i did it, it was for a simple school science project.
maybe that other loser apocalypse will join him
Anthony Diaz
>Ctrl+f
>pants
Connor Collins
Don't worry Mongul maybe you'll find someone over at the House of Mouse. I mean a lot of competitors are going to be there.
Hunter Thomas
You wanna join my team? We have storybooks, boy.
Brody Kelly
Not pants detected
Alexander Bell
I seem to have lost my pants also.
Liam Cook
We'll find them! Can't go to the house without nothing!
Carter Allen
but doesn't donald duck not wear any pants?
no one ever gives him shit for it?
Logan Thomas
Been there before, ducks have a policy that lets them in without pants. Something something about feathers cover it up. Mickeys running a odd place.
Jason Adams
Get some pants, we're leaving soon. What the hell is taking everyone so long?
Because his penis is inside of him. Since he's a duck. A very angry duck, mind you.
Jose Young
Well i'm waiting for Manta to start this ride.
but if it will take any longer i'll just go on my hog.
You can ride with the main man, azula and in case we need to go into outerspace, i got a spare helmet for you.
Kevin Martinez
Since your blood was used, I'm afraid it won't happen.
Benjamin Harris
Hey guys.... our latest plan against those blasted Turtles didn't go too well and they got the Technodrome stuck underground and so damaged it barely works, and Krang got so fed up with me that he threw me out..
So is it okay if I crash here for a few days, say weeks, maybe more? until Krang calms down and lets me back in again
James Thomas
Alright the Poon Magnet is ready.
Who's ready to go?
Carter Sanders
Your just in time shredder, where heading off to the house of mouse right now, come along!
Anthony Butler
You are?
Fantastic! I always wanted to dine on Mice soup!
what is it with you people and not finding your pants?
Connor Gonzalez
First of all, mask, get the mask back on for dears sake! Second, got a real nice spot for you, top view at the river Styx, nice, comfy, smoldering place if you want, just dont mind the souls of the damned.
Henry Wood
Ready
Robert Reed
Finally! You remember to make sure there's no cherry pits in the cherries right?
Carter Lee
When the House of mouse thread is made link it here
Lincoln Sullivan
There’s a Hall of Justice one I think
Jace Mitchell
ONE MINUTE REMAINING?
Brayden Wilson
We're here fuckers!
Caleb Evans
Hello Seniors....
Oh.. no one is here....
Time for Duke to foil some evil plans!
Noah Bell
MEANWHILE AT THE HALL OF JUSTICE
Alexander Ross
Almost every crime is actually preformed by mutants. They make up 70% of the population. It's a statistic fact.
Christian Torres
SCREEEEEEEE
Austin Torres
I wonder what those fuckers over at the hall of justice are up to?