The only good human characters steven universe has provided us has been the milfs

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Whats the daughter wearing during this scenario?

Can the husband be tied to a chair and gagged in the corner?

Means no pill

ok then... why is that worth $40? what does it add to the experience that a creampie doesn't already? the knowledge that she'll have to grab a pack of plan B afterwards?

how much for a 3way with her and connie?

It literally spelled out for you on the sign.

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You're thinking about it wrong. A whore advertising that? Yeah, sure, that's completely pointless. No one wants a hooker baby. But a drawn image; an idea offering that? Lots of people have virility and impregnation fetish modifiers. It's one of those cases where the idea is sexier than the reality.

Guys, call the news.
We have an user who's actually smart and knows shit

So for oral, anal, and creampie (which includes pussy and no portection) its $90, but for "all of the above" its $150?

But her daughter is also joining, so that’d be an extra 60 for that

All yall don't seem to get it, she is only pretending to charge because she really wants to have her husband watch. That's why that option is free.

She's still a doctor and should know how to add.

Boom! This guy gets it.

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>mr. connie's mom is a cuck

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>mr. connie's mom
Priyanka's trans?

Why is anal cheaper than pussy?

You're not a native speaker, are you. Coloquiolisms are usually lost on people with English as a 2nd language.

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Townie tiers

>S
Lars (Post S4)
Vidalia
Priyanka
The Cool Kids

>A
Sadie (Post S4)
Mister Dewey
Barb

And the rest.

There's a crossover pic with Marco from that satisfies just that on the star vs booru

Lars and sadie were only good in the first three seasons

Sticking to the "SU was only good in the first three seasons" narrative doesn't work when there's characters who were better past that.

>$10 oral
>$20 anal
Not even meth whores are that cheap

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Maybe, but lars and sadie dont qualify

And it's all free if her husband gets to watch. It's about the thrill of it, not the money.

>And it's all free if her husband gets to watch. It's about the thrill of it, not the money.
Its not about the money its about sending a message

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>>no prostate/strapon play
A waste of her medical training, desu

Had a whore in the shittiest part of my country give me a blowjob for the equivalent of 22 dollars, and I think they are the cheapest.

You're welcome!

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Already been done
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You have to make an actual doctor's appointment for that one, and it will cost you an arm and a leg.

I was pretty sure it was, that's why I made a shitty version.

>QAnon fetish tattoo
aand it's ruined.

>Lars
Based

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That could be easily edited out.

Heres one without it
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It's not as hot as the OP one as that one inspires thoughts of incest and impregnation. The powers of micro-fiction are amazing.

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yikes

You just know Priyanka is capable of truly depraved sex acts. Doctors are not overtly repulsed by any function of the body, and she knows enough about yours to fuck your shit up in the best ways.

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Hey fuck you. Peridot is great. She's literally the only character in the show that goes through a fully realized character arc.

>good human characters
Read the thread, ya goober.

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>human characters
why are peridot fags always like this

that tattoo's been edited in.
The pic was originally released in three variants, fully naked /w transparent board, shorts with blank board & shorts with artist plugging his blog on the board.