Write the script

Realistically “Cartoon Movie” would feature parodies of Frozen, Toy Story, Shrek, Minions, Ice Age, etc.

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an evil is looming. It's an invisible guy that makes everyone mad at each other constantly, and laughs at their conflict. It's always whispering in people's ears, telling everyone that they're something they aren't, and that that somehow makes them a hero, but that everyone else hates them for it and will never be okay with it.. and that they need to be something else too, but they never will be, and so they should hate themselves while they're at it
it takes them a while to see the guy since he's invisible, but Rick, Bubblegum, Dexter, Dendy, and a bunch of other smartypants figure out a way to detect him
and then they defeat him by getting really sassy with each other, because he's a super extra prude, and youths giving each other expressions of physical love disturb him.

Make it live action, and Yea Forums might just have a breakdown.

Why? Is Robot Chicken hiring writers?

Ship

The ultimate manchild movie.

Adventure time is not crossover like.
Star, Jake and Rick are too OP for not solving the conflict immediately.
And whatever there is, there are no time to give spotlight to all this caracters.

>Is there a scene where all the boys fuck Hilda?
Yes, and its just as graphic as it sounds

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>write the script
drawn together: the movie

It's literally just Epic Movie but replace the actors with the cartoons.

my bad meant for OP

Mr. Enter Reference

So what'll be the unnecessary references that drag the """""plot""""" to a screeching halt and how many people will be kicked in the dick/vagina?

What would the RT score be?

Hilda is getting 7 punches to the vagina at least.

Yeah from my dick

Woooaaaaah

Trailer:

THIS SUMMER, an evil is brewing. Meet a villain like no other.

*Explosions, which end in a reveal of the main villain* *reveal shows SpongeBob Squarepants*

Gumball: “Woah. That was... unexpected.”

In a world where anything can happen.

Finn: “Bro, check this out! I can make online idiots like my photos by showing them my dog.”
Rigby: “Wait. They’re liking your balls, dude! Sick!”

And nothing is off limits.

Bojack: “Okay, I’ve never actually done it with someone like you before. That was amazing.”
Rick: “Eh, it was okay. Next time, maybe instead of a pickle I can be a football?”

Your favorite characters come together to fight the biggest evil.

Morty: “So, SpongeBob wants to become the only cartoon on TV. How do we stop him.”
Rick: “TV’s a dying format, dumbass. He can’t do anything.”
Steven: “Wait a minute. Look! It’s a ratings trap!”

The Cartoon Movie. See it this summer in a theater near you.

Jake: “Looks like I’m the wacky animal sidekick this time. What’s my catchphrase?”

Ooh! That alone would gets seats filled. Not how violently will Gumball die?

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I want to see david get raped by one of the bugs from starship troopers

Gets shot in a gang war. Shouldn’t have worn blue in a Bloods neighborhood

Star gets cucked to death

Based and redpilled

>that part where grunkle stan fucks peridot up the ass

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Pretty good write more

No.

You leave my son out of this!
No no user. You don't get it. It has to be very violent, dragged out for an agonizing length, and it needs some rape. Now you work on that while I crowbar in a gay sex scene with Lincoln and Finn that looks and feels like that scene with Chris Evans from American Pie. The one where he has a banana dildo shoved up his ass

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That Universe Cock is no joke

Super super based user

Fine, fine. Well first of all, Star needs to be more established as sociopath, the opening scene will be 30-45 minutes of Star skinning Gumball like on those serial killers before snapping his neck and feeding him to his father, Richard.

The worst fanfiction made reality. Only the biggest consumers of sòylent lattes would watch.

>You leave my son out of this!
No i wont
>”but david, you know you have a problem about attracting bugs”
>”so, were in space hilda, how many bugs could their possibly be out here”

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Probably should focus on the characters extremes.Take the worst aspects from these horrible cartoons and just roll with it.

It needs some

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Pearl is a neurotic sex addict who is constantly bouncing on greg and stevens cock while degrading and insulting greg and crying and calling steven rose as she fucks him

Dipper is a total /x/ faggot who is a paranoid wreck after making a giffany tulpa

Star is like the flashs mom from fantastic beasts who hates magic and is like an insane cleric from the middle ages trying to form a one woman crusade against all magical creatures

Rick is just a corpse with a noose around his neck who morty carries around and talks to ala weekend at bernies

Gumball is a constantly shifting ball of meme faces

Finn is a self hating nu male who keeps checking his privilege as he jerks of to lesbian porn

KO is a violent prison escapee who looks and acts alot like bane from BTAS

Oh that pussycat is gonna eat some pussy and get a wand shoved up his ass

It feels like Ice Age has been off the radar since 3, that's the last time I heard about it much.

What about Hilda?

I appreciate how beneath the edgyness there are actual jabs at these shows in a more tangible way

>KO getting bet up by vegeta could be read as knocking it for being a show that supposedly takes inspiration from a bunch of late 90's dynamic anime and games, but does such a lame job at capturing the spirit of it that it just comes off as uninteresting and emasculated
>Lincoln getting beat up by snoopy could be read as a jab against it essentially being a soulless version of the newspaper comic aesthetic with none of the genuineness that made them excel
>steven crying speaks for itself
>morty's shirt is basically a jab at the kind of people who watch the show
>star propping up bojack's dead head could be read as the show using a bunch of ill fitting adult themes to seem like more than it really is, which could apply to both
>rigby just seems like a jab at how much of a dumb stoner show regular show was
>gumball could be read as a cynical show that stews in its own shit and cannibalizes itself for comedy, less of a criticism of the quality as much as the nature of the show

Not gonna lie, can't pseud anything out of the rest of them. Maybe dipper's an exaggerated caricature of christian paranoia, and that could be a jab at how the show flirts with all these passe satanic panic stuff as if they were truly shocking? I think that's a reach.

There used to be a lot of alt comics that were fucking vicious towards contemporary media and cartoons, it feels like there's enough creative frustration at modern cartoons that makes me wish that had a comeback.

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Hilda is a psychotic fuck who endangers and mentally traumatizes her friends for cheap thrills

Lincoln is just a bitch boy who gets dragged around by anyone because he doesn't have a backbone.

Not sure about Rigby

Hilda is addicted to making people happy so she becomes a cam whore and has david dress up as different mythical creatures when he roleplays with her and fucks her
>There used to be a lot of alt comics that were fucking vicious towards contemporary media and cartoons, it feels like there's enough creative frustration at modern cartoons that makes me wish that had a comeback.
I definitely have the frustration for it, all i need is the talent.

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>Hilda forcing her friends to do porn with her so she can get off the thrill

I think the problem is that ironically, the easier its gotten to get a job in the industry by networking online, the more there's been this self censorship about not talking too much shit about "your peers's" work. Back in the day if you wanted to vent, because you were limited to the local pond of work, you could say whatever you wanted without fear of reprisal. Even printed independent comics were just ruthless about laying the criticism on really hard, because why would you give a fuck about offending other artists if they have nothing to offer you?

Nowadays the networking has gotten sort of consolidated, and that limits that sort of speech quite a bit if you have a genuine desire to make a career as an artist. Any critical artist worth their salt wouldn't go for it because they'd just hurt their chances of landing the next gig, and even the "self sustaining" ones on patreon are pretty much victims to the whims of their community of supporters that more often than not just mix with a larger community of fans who poo poo naysayers.

The fact that the closest thing to an anti conformist trend in art is to make shitty on the nose conservative jokes speaks volumes of how no one wants to truly rock the boat.

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No, david likes it, okay this can all be edgy but can we at least have one scenario where all the characters are happy in it even if theyre all perverts?

Look, we’ll have all the kids enjoy it, but obviously they’re gonna end up framing Rick, that can be the basis of the movie.

You are actually really on point, we need another era of edgy cartoons that mock current shows in a way that mad magazine used to do so

Love the smoking dog BTW

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No no what im saying is hilda and david are happy in their little sex freak world, but everyone else is miserable for reasons stated here Also lincoln is a worn out trailer trash dad who has to support lucy and lynns children he had with them.

There we go, Hilda’s the one making the pornos and David is HBIC,

how about they all murder each other with blunt objects?

>HBIC
Huh? I dont know what that means

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Hey. You got to leave something for the sequel.

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Head Bitch In Charge, he’s the bitch, below the boss (Hilda) but head bitch above the other bitches , (Steven, Dipper, Lincoln)

>anne is the straight man who's just confused at why everyone else is so fucked up

So is Hilda a pimp?

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Props to Hilda for breaking into a male dominant industry. Bonus for serving an underappreciated market.

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plot
the all fired and replaced by blacktransgender pirate ducks animated by retarded pterodactyls

the movie show them trying getting a real job and killing each during increased hostily

Steven sad form such violence creates with morty help another big bang form his ass and destroys the universe. the new universe will be the DCU
>vegeta not jobing

Google-fu failed, what's the image source?

Mad magazine did a 50 worst things about cartoons years ago

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fpbp

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And here's the annoying furher in all his orange fascist glory

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>plot of the movie is a sports movie that revolves around a psuedo olympics for cartoons where artstyles compete in a series of challenges in a tournament style bracket
>the team that wins the tourney get their shows renewed for more seasons
>our ragtag heroes in the poster are team calarts
>villain of the movie that they have to defeat in the finals is anime and theyre the obvious overexaggerated superstar to our calarts underdog. think like the villains from Dodgeball
>along the way you see our heroes defeat other teams like rubber hose or hanna barbera or something
best i could come up with off the top of my head

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STOP RIGHT THERE user YOU'LL UNLEASH A FORCE OF UNIMAGINABLE EVIL WHICH NO LOCAL MOVIE THEATER HAS SEEN BEFORE!

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Drop Rick, Morty, Hilda, Bojack, and Lincoln. The film now revolves around of the idea of cancellation and corporate meddling. Nobody wants their show to end but it's a necessary evil.

Isn't OK KO still producing new episodes?

This sucks

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Yeah like Stephen King’s It

I like it. What book-ups happen? Ships are important part of CalArts shows

Neat, maybe Izuku and Eren and on the anime team

>Hilda being disappointed at Steven’s hair trigger

Season 3 is the last one apparently.

>unimaginable evil
>not UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
Very dishonorable

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That's because it's written by a younger generation of writers during an age where you cannot be too edgy, lest you hurt someone's feelings and cause a PR disaster for the magazine. Had the article been written about cartoons, say, about least thirty years earlier, the tone would've been very much different. I don't know exactly the year that's from but I can only assume it was created and published in the 2010s. Some of those "jokes" read more like a liberal complaining about the content of the show rather than actual snappy, observational humour.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen...

FUND IT

You fags cant do good commentary.All your script will end up reading like a Robot Chicken script witht the characters swearing,doing nazi salute and dying horribly because comedy

Midway through the movie it just cuts to one character and they shout the N word then stare at the audience with a grim and displeased look of disgust for a solid 40 seconds.

It'll sell some tickets for controversy at least.

Here's that image without the autism.

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It sucks now

why am i so horny right now.

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You just know shes going to lap up that deefox urine like a dirty whore

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Or it's because MAD was at the time producing a cartoon of the same name in collaboration with Cartoon Network so they had to dull their material, faggot. MAD's material never had depth and the fact you're treating it like it's suppose to be a well-thought satirical industry mag shows how up your ass you are.

based

Soul
Soulless

One looks like a bitter cynical newgrounds parody flash.

Yeah, and the other is OP’s image

Can a nigga get the sauce for this pic?

Hey, give em a chance guy.

JimmyAlonzo on deviantart

Nah, I'll go with it being written by pussies . Just like the Simpsons.

See in the OP image. It reeks of a bad Robot Chicken Script made into a movie poster. Even Date Movie was more subtle than that

>Finn and Jake are stoners voice acted by black people and are constantly high
>Borat walks on screen and kicks someone in the nuts
>"VERY NICE"
>*booty booty booty booty rockin everwhere*
I dunno somethin like that.

Diggidy damn shit. #17 is one of the most cursed things I've ever seen

Maybe the GF and Hilda gags are just 'chicken fat' BG gags

Damnit, now I’m hard. Someone write some of that orgy greentext, I wanna explode

The feminist icon we need

>Damnit, now I’m hard. Someone write some of that orgy greentext, I wanna explode
>pearl is getting double teamed by greg and dipper, as hilda is trying to jerk off a futa dick wielding amethyst

Lord Dominator should be either the main antagonist (although that could easily be Star) or a major character so that she can realize she's in an R-rated movie after seeing someone cursing or an instance of violence and instantly become the worst person in the movie.

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The cartoon characters need to come together to stop Garfield from awakening in our world. Its Garfeild gets real 2 except its the perverse Gorefeild / Lasagna cat Garfeild. Chris Chan is the wizard that unites them all in the first act but dies when sonichu runs out of bullets.

Where's vegeta?

>someone else posted a drawing i made

MOM I MADE IT

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The other one is stock photos.

Morty finds out he has cancer that no other alien universe reality Rick takes him too can cure.

After finding bastardized versions of the animated series shown, Morty comes to the realization that he's actually trapped in a Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer universe where there is no known cure and everything is terrible.

Post-credits, Blails and Blonic had the cure all along but nobody bothered to ask them for it.

Congratulations

>Look, a gem isn't human! Just because she's child sized doesn't make me a pedophile!
>Yeah yeah, tell it to the judge you clod

spoiler: they can't

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>star propping up bojack's dead head could be read as

Ponyhead. It's fucking Ponyhead. That's it.

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stop this

not if we make the movie 5 hours long!

also Steven must be watching this and in distress

t. smooth brain that can't into double meanings

Evil shouldn't be honorable, that's a compliment

IN THE FIRST AGE

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Ive only seen a few episodes of fist of the borf star, i just thought it was a funny reaction image

>Hilda sucking Lincoln’s cock as Dipper goes anal and Steven gets deep in her pussy

>no ed edd n eddy
Shame on you.

bored.

Thirst?

They need to be protected from this

Why?

Nope. If Hilda is getting fucked by her bitches and if Star is skinning Gumball to decorate her (wo)man cave, the Eds are not exempt from this.

So what are they up to?

99% guaranteed fresh

Drug dealers?

The Ed's found Bojack's disinterred corpse in the dumpster outside Star's torture/sex dungeon and decide to make burgers.

>disinterred
What?

dis·in·ter
/ˌdisənˈtər/
verb
past tense: disinterred; past participle: disinterred
dig up (something that has been buried, especially a corpse).

It means dug up, I googled it

Oh, right. For a second I thought it was a typo of something.
Wait, who digs up a corpse and puts it in a dumpster? That makes no sense!

Have you not seen the OP? Star only needed the head.

I kinda just jumped in here without reading that much, so I don't know how or when Bojack died. So she dug up his corpse, got the head, and put the body in some dumpster instead of just leaving it in the grave?

They all get Castrated

That's one of the plot points. Star fucking merks Bojack but holds a small funeral in a shallow grave with all the villains. Once everyone fucks off, Star digs up the body and takes it to her dungeon as she's an amateur psychopath and doesn't carry around a hacksaw and she ran out of sulfuric acid so she couldn't properly dispose of the body.

BTW, this thread is just shitposting. Nobody is actually talking about making this a movie.

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So when does the futa come into play?

Oh that's when she rapes Gumball's freshly skinned corpse. Disposing of Gumball's body used up all of her sulfuric acid.

Okay, so where are we right now?

We're at the point where nobody gives a shit anymore because there's a new Mike Tyson Mysteries and a new Amphibia Episode live.

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So can I just come up with an ending and nobody will complain?

As long as it involves rape.

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Okay. Whoever the antagonist(s) is/are loses their powers and Marie Kanker shows up, raping the villain(s) into submission with her huge smegma coated cock, and she also had a dick growing out of each armpit, and they also have smegma, and hairy balls, just like the cock on her crotch.
The end, hope you like miasma.

This ending is fucking dogshit even by this thread's standards

Too bad, this is the ending you deserve.
Just not the one you want right now.

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It's Punch Time Explosion but as an adult cartoon and with characters from all mediums

Why would a humanized Ponyhead have a body?

based

Probably because she’s human

werent GF and StarVs set in the same universe?

I think just some of the GF staff went on to work on Star vs. GF and Rick and Morty seem to be connected, however.

Kinda hard from that

being one of those "blank movie" kind of spoofs then my guess is something like this
>Previus unfunny scene ends
>Carmen Electra shows up in sexy cosplay of Velma.
>Some pop/hip-hop music starts playing.
>She starts to dance seductively, gropping her clothed breasts, bitting her lip, flashing her panties.
>After she stops blueballing the camara she slips on a banana and hits her head.
>It did affected the plot in any way.
>It had nothing to do cartoons.
>It was not funny.
>Clips or her are used on the trailer to attract horney teens to see the movie.