Why is Marvel so obsessed with the vast majority of their heroes being in New York?

To: His rejects

As "Guatemala's Vice President Jafeth Cabrera stated that his country cannot become a Safe Third Country (STC) and host thousands of migrants."
So its a free land give away than?
Run from your homes to make the citizens of your replacement angry and subjected to being poor that you really wont want to guess about just how much we could have been ready for war? But you wanted what for you spouses and work with cookie cutter houses?
Even in Phoenix we got roof rats and crooks who corrupt and cut deals, not allowance.
So if your running to make a free land give away just remember that you still need to know mass appeal.
And that we dont play ton's of we count them. The cards arent just the way we know how to deal.
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Dont be in the feels of welcome in a strange mans house.
Thats why Doctors get called or got called.
Shots are shots. And still knocks might be steal knocks.
Steel locks and reeboks still might get your head clocked.
So whats your dea with the free land and what not?
You got your cunt cock AOC callin where you ran to camp for the current IRAN and common core'
Making out with your conditions like you ran FROM them like Stan.
When you left you leave and set no dated anniversary.
And no niggas gettin reparations and I still know your presences is hurrting me. So whats the nurturing and why you with kids that need nursing.
Book and books and books.
Plus you come running past laws lines while some media still talkin about the M.I.C. starting war with foreign shores. Veterans dyin at doors that they fought for.
But you dont run like you come to what some say you claw for.
And I didnt get paid to type this out. Trust me.. think twice before you ready to reutrn attack who made you walk or run more.
I dont want or need your vote.
This is a dick in a box or some white jews on a boat.
Im not like rusted spokes.. More like rusted nails written for this note.
So Pay Attention ©®™

Broke mans deals.

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>world outside your window.
They mean their window. What a bunch of fucking retards.

Just report and recite the incantation
SHOO SHOO SCHIZO-SPAMMER

How many of you have actually read Fantastic 4 issue 52,53 or etc +/- ?

Makes crossovers easy?

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>Just report and recite the incantation
>SHOO SHOO SCHIZO-SPAMMER

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>Just report and recite the incantation
>SHOO SHOO SCHIZO-SPAMMER

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:/ ...

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So what does everyone here do with their own free time?

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Because I seems like a lot of you dont like to listen to your parents. They were saying something about how you dont take our the trash.. you keep it for your mouth.. or something.. I dont really remember it.

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SHOO SHOO SCHIZO-SPAMMER

Jews

Supervillains attack New York. That's just it's thing.

Same reason giant monsters attack Tokyo
Aliens invade London
Ancient Gods and demons attack Hong Kong

Today

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I literally have no idea what these things have to do with each other

You're not alone. He's retarded, incoherent, and will ignore your requests for an explanation. Just report and hide. He likely lives off the attention that confused onlookers give him, and he would likely babble nonsense if you met him in person, only to stab you in the leg with a pencil or something if you asked him what in the flying fuck he was talking about.

You might not be smart.. or reading..

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t. sperg 15 year old thinking RANDOM FUNNI XD loole these peaople think im reaaal xDDDD

New York is the literal symbol of the modern world post-WWII. It is not only instantly recognizable, but also represents all of the core values of America. If you disagree with this you're probably a braindead hick who can't imagine living in a town with more than 30 people and has never seen a person whose skin is darker than a roasted peanut.

>probably a braindead hick who can't imagine living in a town with more than 30 people
Yeah who would want to live in a comfy small town instead of a filthy crime-ridden shithole

They're hardly going to run into each other if they're sprinkled all over the map.
Also

New York City is a bustling center for crime. If NYC were blasted out of existence, the world would be a better place almost instantly. Imagine how shitty Brazil is but it's in a 1st world country.

Because Marvel is based in New York.
When Stan Lee was making all these characters he thought, especially with Spider-Man, it would make sense to base them in the real world and where better than where he knew best; right outside his office window?

What crime-free comfy small town needs superheroes? Other than you know, Smallville, which would be better off without Superboy/man luring a bunch of weirdos there.

You have no idea how shitty Brazil is. Conversely New York was considered the 10th safest major city in the world as of 2015. 1920-2001 New York though, that was a crime ridden shithole.

All those superheroes, and they couldn't stop 9/11

lol

Post-9/11 made New York a much safer place, ironically.

Now if only we could have some major attack on LA, Chicago, and Detroit. Then maybe all the bustling Metropolis' we've got would stop sucking so much cock.

Eh, it was already well on its way before 9/11 mostly thanks to Giuliani ousting all the homeless and the beginning of gentrification.

>If you disagree with this you're probably a braindead hick who can't imagine living in a town with more than 30 people and has never seen a person whose skin is darker than a roasted peanut.
Keep the unnecessary overly hostile bait to Yea Forums please. It makes you look new.

Based Giuliani

There's a Peter Griffen quote to the effect of "that's the best thing to happen to New York since Mayor Guiliani had all the homeless people secretly killed",

Marvel came into it's own in 60s and 70s New York which is was a crime ridden shithole with nightly murders and muggings.

It's cleaned up since, but it's too iconic to change now.

Arguably, although I think a lot of the scum moved to NJ so it's really just displacing the issue. Like in South Park.

No fucking way. The only way I can dare to enter in Brazil is in a mecha, and no a country in war is more safe because you can shot your enemies to death wihout worrying of killing innocent people.

New Jersey isn't Giulianis problem now is it?

It's a shame, Brazil has all these qts with big asses, I wish it was a safer place to visit.

Why does London show up in so much of British literature?

Why is there always an Emperor in a Chinese historical drama?

How come Russians love to kill Germans?

I always headcanon-ed that other big cities around the world have their own fair share of super heroes, we just never see them that often.

>Why does London show up in so much of British literature?
Because it's the most populated city in England and it's capital.
>Why is there always an Emperor in a Chinese historical drama?
Because there has, for the most part, been an emperor in China till the Qing dynasty fell.
>How come Russians love to kill Germans?
Because it's fun.

Marvel comics predates the internet. Whenever they needed to draw a landscape, they'd just go to the nearest window, put a page of paper on the glass and trace it.

Chinese historical drama ironically gets more iconic when there isn't an emperor.