>”Steven, can you stop staring at my enlarged mammary glands for five minutes please”
”Steven, can you stop staring at my enlarged mammary glands for five minutes please”
Jaxson Baker
Luis Johnson
cover up then you slut
what a shitty greentext
Joshua Johnson
If you want him to stare at your butt, you should've enlarged it instead.
Landon Scott
jesus christ it would just be open season around her if she were real. she would need to run for her life from all the horny men such as myself.
Dylan Allen
>blushmallet
Benjamin Richardson
I want some of that green milk
Luke Bailey
Alexander Bailey
Imagine all the depraved things she'll do for a signed Camp Pining Play DVD (not because she's a slut,but because she's too naive to know you dont usually pay things with your mouth on Earth)
Ryder Perry
Ethan Davis
thicc>sticc>smol
Peridot is low tier.
Jackson Price
But Peridot is both thicc AND smol. We need more research here.
Alexander Peterson
>implying thicc and smol are mutually exclusive
Jonathan King
smol supersedes thicc regrettably.
Adrian Long
nigga how
Xavier Gonzalez
Becuase if you take a regular girl and smol her, she becomes smol and thicc.
The problem is that it isn't true thicc, because her body just has odd proportions giving the illusion of thicc.
Easton Garcia
What if the Crystal Gems changed their shape to have breasts after Steven grows up?
Brody Campbell
Unf
Caleb Williams
thicc is all about proportions, not absolute size.
Zachary Torres
Why would a space rock have mammary glads? They don't have a infancy stage and don't even ingest food.
Chase Torres
Isn't Steven a colossal FAGGOT?
I thought everyone in the show was just fat, gay, and a dyke
Jaxon Garcia
>The Crystal Gems are upset after Steven starts spending most of his time with human girls
>To get Steven to pay attention to them again, they all shapeshift breasts to get his attention
>They end up all having a fight over who has the biggest breasts and smother Steven when the shapeshifting gets out of control
Cameron Sanchez
>not posting with the pic.
Andrew Gray
Because they realized it's hot. They have them solely because it turns them on.
Juan Wright
They don't, only Rose had them cause she's obsessed with (fucking) humans.
Fanart is another story though, even non-lewd stuff always gives the gems boobs for some reason.
Daniel Cook
The best part of this is Peridot's proportions aren't exaggerated there from her actual design, but Pearl's is by a wide margin and she STILL loses.
Ian Morales
Because gems have alot of things like mouths or noses they wouldnt need, but they have them anyways
>that image
Is this new? Ive never seen it before
Noah Collins
Cutest most precious gem.
Ryder Garcia
off-model
non-canon
Luke Green
Other gems have tits too, they naturally have boobs and vagina
Easton King
Carter Collins
(You)
Nathan Jackson
Dominic Smith
They're not even that large.
Bentley Morris